CINEMA 2023

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Spoof of the film The Color Purple with lead character Celie (Fantasia Barrino) belting out a song with the furry purple McDonald's character Grimace dancing in front of her.The Color Purple –– Purple pain.
Ferrari –– Formula wan.
The Boys in the Boat –– S’kids’ row.
Good Grief –– Lamentable.
The Crime Is Mine –– The guilted age.
The Teachers’ Lounge –– Class bottom bloat.
The Goldfinger –– In tin ear.
Shining for One Thing –– Runt of the glitter.
Spacked Out –– Spack rat.


Cartoon spoof of the film Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom with Aquaman (Jason Momoa) floating to the surface of a fishbowl with Atlantean buildings at its bottom. He's on his back like a dead fish and a giant hand with a net reaches into the water to pull him out and dispose of him.Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom –– Deep sea doodle.
Migration –– Flight like Hell.
The Iron Claw –– Scratch it.
All of Us Strangers –– Nobody knows nothing.
Anyone But You –– Match twits.
Memory –– I have none.
Freud’s Last Session –– Freudian slip.
Breakwater –– Pass water.
Society of the Snow –– Chile scenes of winter.
Farewell, Mr. Haffman –– Haffman, half beast.
Noryang: Deadly Sea –– Wave bye-bye.
One Road to Quartzsite –– Stop dead.
Cartoon spoof of the film Wonka placing the lead character Willy Wonka (Timothée Chalamet) at an Alice in Wonderland-style tea party where he's the Mad Hatter and Alice, the March Hare and the Dormouse are chocolate figurines. Above the scene at a long table with a white tablecloth and tea cups and a tea pot on it is the title 'Artless in Wonkaland.' Wonka –– Wanker.
American Fiction –– Doesn’t play well with authors.
Rebel Moon: Part One –– A Child of Fire –– Snyderly whiplash.
Angel Baby –– Hater tots.
Control –– Badder Control.
The Zone of Interest –– Is elsewhere.
The Taste of Things –– Merde sandwich.
Immediate Family –– Back-up your troubles.
Godard Cinema –– Jean-Luc-warm.
Call Me Dancer –– Jeté on the block.
Beyond Bars –– Jail packs.
Spoof of the film PoorThings entitled My Foul Lady with lead character Bella Baxter (Emma Stone) holding a cucumber and intoning the phonetic exercise 'This fruit, a beaut, fits brut'ly where I toot.'  like Eliza Doolittle. Her creator, Dr. Godwin Baxter (Willem Dafoe) sits behind her and comments 'By George, she's got it!' like Professor Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady.Poor Things –– That would be the audience.
Origin –– Start simple.
Fast Charlie –– Hits: a new low.
Our Son –– Custardy battle.
Waitress: the Musical ––
The End We Start From
–– Rear.
A Little Prayer –– Needs a big one.
The Oath –– Oath bran.
A Creature Was Stirring –– Not even a mouse.
Lord of Misrule –– Misrule bull.
The Cello –– Lemon Cello.
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget –– Fried D’oh!
The Three Musketeers: Part I – D’Artagnan –– Musket outta here.
The Peasants –– Revolting.
A Male –– Male drop.
Anslem –– Finders Kiefer’s.
Spoof of the Japanese monster film Godzilla Minus One with the title creature popping one of five Tokyo residents lined up in front of him into his mouth as he holds a felt marker in his other claw and prepares to solve the subtraction equation '5-1=  ' on a white board in front of him. Godzilla Minus One –– Scale rages.
Silent Night –– Shhambles.
Eileen –– Detention deficit disorder.
The Shift –– Into reverse.
The Sweet East –– Middling East.
Holiday Twist –– Holly cow.
Raging Grace –– Filipina colluder.
Don’t Suck –– Ignores own advice.
How the Gringo Stole Christmas –– Infeliz Navidad.
La Syndicaliste –– Nuclear fizzin’.
Tropic –– Blunder.
Shayda –– Throw Shayda.
Betrayal –– Rat scratcher.
Everyone Will Burn –– Their ticket.
Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé –– Bey watch.
Pianoforte –– Chopin spree.
Spoof of the films Napoleon and Maestro with Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon in the foreground holding his ears as Bradley Cooper as Leonard Bernstein conducts The 1812 Overture behind him with cannon balls whizzing by and making a racket.Napoleon –– Boner part.
Maestro –– Baton death march.
Wish –– I hadn’t seen it.
Leave the World Behind –– A world behind.
Frybread Face and Me –– Low rez.
The Boy and the Heron –– Heron on the side of caution.
Robot Dreams –– Electronic sleep.
Deep Sea –– Davy Jones lacker.
Monster –– Freak basing.
Menus-Plaisirs: Les Troisgros –– Michelin tires.
American Symphony –– Junk Batiste.
A Still Small Voice –– Still small.
Cypher –– Figure zero.
Billion Dollar Babies: The True Story of the Cabbage Patch Kids –– Winning ugly.
Smoke Sauna Sisterhood –– Steam bathetic.
Spoof of the film The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes as a perfume ad with main character Coriolanus Snow (Tom Blyth) posing with a golden snake wrapped around his back and its head sticking out from between his legs suggestively beside Lucy Gray Baird (Rachel Zegler) with a golden songbird laying a small blue egg on her head. The mock ad making fun of the vacuous pretty leads is entitled HUNGER:  Fragrance for Tweens.  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes –– Hangry birds.
Next Goal Wins –– Dead ball.
Saltburn –– Irritating.
May December –– Sheshe.
Fallen Leaves –– Fallen. Leave.
Thanksgiving –– Urrp stuffing.
Do Not Disturb –– Unmade bad.
Pig Killer –– Swine cooler.
Trolls Band Together –– Jolly troll moron.
Leo –– Bleeds the lizard.
Down in Dallas Town –– Gassy null.
The Disappearance of Shere Hite –– The geez! spot.
Ever Deadly –– Dull.
Spoof of the film The Marvels with caricatures of the characters  Monica Rambeau (Teyona Parris), Captain Marvel (Brie Larson) and Ms. Marvel (Iman Vellani) poised for battle behind Goose the cat who has just coughed up a hairball-like wad which is the script for The Marvels.  The Marvels –– Captain underplans.
Dream Scenario –– Night errant.
Manodrome –– Guys and brawls.
Your Lucky Day –– Lottery thicket.
It’s a Wonderful Knife –– Stabbing pain.
Walden –– Despond.
Share? –– Only with your enemy.
Showdown at the Grand –– Duel me dirty.
The Dirty South –– Sodden fried chicken.
Perfect Days –– Idyll chatter.
A Light Never Goes Out –– Dim sum.
Stamped From the Beginning –– Post mocked.
This Much We Know –– No-no bounds.
Spoof of the film Priscilla showing Priscilla (Cailee Spaeny) in a bridal gown and veil having her hair combed and clipped by the groom Elvis Presley (Jacob Elordi) who is depicted in the film as having groomed his much younger wife since the age of 14. Atop the wedding cake in front of them is a figure of Elvis dancing as he sings, "Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, stylin' all the time…" Priscilla –– Prissily Presley.
What Happens Later –– Nothin’.
Radical –– Flee Radical.
The Marsh King’s Daughter –– MishMarsh.
Rustin –– Rusted.
Allswell in New York –– All swollen.
This Is Your Song –– Sung to new depths.
All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt –– Soils itself.
Hands That Bind –– Turn the tied.
Landfill –– Ill-disposed.
At the Gates –– Tough lock.
Deadland –– Borderline personality deserter.
The Tunnel to Summer, The Exit of Goodbyes –– The arrival in pain.
The Lady Bird Diaries –– Johnson waxes.
Subject –– What’s-up doc.
Spoof of the film The Holdovers with the main character, crusty history teacher Paul Hunham (Paul Giamatti) preparing to swing a giant candy cane at the head of Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) of Ferris Bueller's Day Off who is too smug and annoying for him to warm up to.The Holdovers –– Teacher’s pit.
The Killer –– Reshoots.
Five Nights at Freddy's –– Freddy to drop.
Fingernails –– On a blackboard.
Freelance –– Speck script.
Suitable Flesh –– Skinny bitch.
Boudica: Queen of War –– Shake your Boudica.
Waikiki –– Why indeed?
Under the Boardwalk –– Crab dips.
Inspector Sun and the Curse of the Black Widow –– Insecticide.
After Death –– Just lies there.
Four Daughters –– Quad wrangle.
Bad Press –– Beat reporters.
Deep Rising –– Super soaker.
Illustrated spoof of the Martin Scorsese film Killers of the Flower Moon showing Osage woman Mollie Burkhart  (Lily Gladstone) peering angrily around a red curtain to see husband Ernest (Leonardo DiCaprio0 making time with animated Disney Indian Princess Pocahontas.   Killers of the Flower Moon –– Osage can you see.
Pain Hustlers –– Deaden company.
Nyad –– Swim pickings.
Butcher’s Crossing –– Not chop-chop.
Sick Girl –– Ill-gotten gains.
Malibu Horror Story –– Mal à boo.
Hayride to Hell –– Straw dog.
The Canterville Ghost –– Haunt toad.
The Persian Version –– Desi loo production.
Under the Fig Tree –– Jam Fig.
The PigeonTunnel –– LeCarre’s on.
To Kill a Tiger –– Defiled charges.
Deep Sky –– Webb cam.
Spoof of the Taylor Swift concert film Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour in the form of a Tom Swift-style book cover with the singer in a glittery oufit holding a microphone astride a gaudy golden rocket with spinning fireworks and smoke emanating from it under the title 'Taylor Swift and Her Cybersonic Hype Machine. Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour –– In one Era, out the other.
Anatomy of a Fall –– Splatitudes.
15 Cameras –– S’nuff film.
Herd –– Assault shaker.
Once Within a Time –– Twee Time.
The Stolen Valley –– Over Hell and dale.
The Road Dance –– Scotch and so duh.
The Elderly –– Old everything.
In the Fire –– Singe tax.
The Mission –– Conversion disorder.
Fantastic Machine –– Camera obscurer.
Silver Dollar Road –– Evictus games.
The Smell of Money –– Stink operation.
Reality Winner –– In a leak of her own.
Spoof of the film The Exorcist: Believer featuring a caricature of possessed character Katherine (Olivia Marcum) looking scary as she sports an upside dollar sign instead of a cross on her forehead representing the greedy impetus for the sequel.The Exorcist: Believer –– Fits of fury.
Foe –– Pas.
The Burial –– Not deep enough.
She Came to Me –– Grind opera.
Cat Person –– Cat’s spoor.
Miranda’s Victim –– Damn rights.
Desperation Road –– Dud end.
My Love Affair With Marriage –– Divorce courted.
The Royal Hotel –– Bar crawl.
When Evil Lurks –– And jerks.
Eismayer –– Drill sergeant.
Joan Baez I Am a Noise –– Baez remorse.
Plan C –– All abort.
Spoof of the film The Creator with the ex-soldier Joshua (John David Washington) sticking his right index finger through the right metal 'ear' of robot Alphie (Madeleine Yuna Voyles), which is a big round hole, where it emerges on the other side of her head. The Creator –– A clockwork origin.
Saw X –– Saw ten doom.
PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie –– PAW excuse.
Reptile –– Crawls.
Dicks: The Musical –– Cock score.
The Blind –– Not def and dumb.
Common Ground
–– Dirt poor.
Fair Play
–– Promotional abuse.
The Kill Room –– Whack of art.
57 Seconds –– Until first cliché.
Deliver Us –– To evil.
The Jester –– Sneer death experience.
Warrior Strong –– Weak end Warrior.
Story Ave –– Bronx bomber.
The Plus One –– Excess size.
Designer $hit –– Income poop.
Spoof of the film Expend4bles as an ad for Expandables 4 Men: Murderwear That Stretches depicting Christmas (Jason Statham) pulling at the waistband of his camo pants, Barney (Sylvester Stallone) using his rifle's muzzle to adjust his beret's headband, and Easy Day (Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson) tugging at his camo t-shirt that reads KILL. Expend4bles –– 4 naught.
The Wonderful World of Henry Sugar –– Sugar bum fairly.
It Lives Inside –– Inner beast.
Condition of Return –– Used.
Flora and Son –– Flora dated.
My Sailor, My Love –– Salt daffy.
The Origin of Evil –– Unoriginal sin.
Nightsiren –– Blare witch project.
Relax, I’m From the Future –– Ahead case.
Barber –– Needs trimming.
The Storms of Jeremy Thomas –– Producer pride’s index.
Carlos –– Santana winds.
Man on the Run –– Malay’s waste.
Spoof of the film A Haunting in Venice with a caricature of a huge head of Kenneth Branagh as Hercule Poirot submerged past his chin in a canal in front of Venetian buildings. In front of his face is a gondola with a dead woman's body slumped over in the middle right beneah his nose and a gondolier in a red-striped shirt . The boat forms the shape of Poirot's overly-elaborate mustache.A Haunting in Venice –– Rude canal.
Dumb Money –– Invest wasteland.
Outlaw Johnny Black –– Gunk slinger.
Camp Hideout –– Camp wallower.
My Last Best Friend –– Bestie boys.
Satanic Hispanics –– Latin loathers.
The Inventor –– The da Vinci goad.
Cassandro –– Loucher libre.
Rebel –– Dead Syria’s.
Radical Wolfe –– Tom hardly.
Canary –– Glacial pace.
Invisible Beauty –– Bad seen.
Elis & Tom: It Had to Be You –– Bossa novocaine.
LIFT –– A letdown.
Spoof of the film The Nun II with the character Sister Irene (Taissa Farmiga) looking frightened and holding her ears as she tries to block out Debbie Reynolds as the Singing Nun sings "Demonique, nique, nique…' The Nun II –– Nun lethal.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 –– Dull and dolma.
Hello Dankness –– Thankless.
Good Boy –– Roll over.
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe –– Greeked chorus.
Amerikatsi –– Armenial labor.
Rotting in the Sun –– Truth decay.
A Million Miles Away –– From the mark.
8 Found Dead –– Ocdead.
My Animal –– Dimmer wolf.
Megalomaniac –– Selfie shtick.
El Conde –– Conde nasty.
Joyce Carol Oates: A Body in the Service of Mind –– Hell and Oates.
American: An Odyssey to 1947 –– Welles intentioned.
Spoof of the film The Equalizer 3 which is set in Italy shows the main character Robert  McCall (Denzel Washington)  carrying a pot of marinara sauce and tossing anwooden spoonful of it into a thug's face who cries 'Mama mia!' Behind the vigilante are three thugs splattered with tomato sauce like it's blood.  The Equalizer 3 –– Washington depths.
The Good Mother –– Mom jeez.
Perpetrator –– Stuffed to the guilt.
Beaten to Death –– Pulpy love.
Don’t Look Away –– Avert your oys.
All Fun and Games –– Wreck room.
Zombie Town ––Deadsville.
Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose –– Fodor’s cavil guide.
The Road Dog –– Comic stripped.
Marisol –– Cheater Rivera.
Never Give Up –– Quit it.
The Mountain –– Uppity.
Astrakan –– Fur naught.
Orca –– Dork ‘er.
Ernest & Celestine: A Trip to Gibberitia –– Gibberitsch.
Mr. Jimmy –– Page turner.
Mutiny in Heaven: The Birthday Party –– Cave dwelling.
Spoof of the film You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah with mother Bree (Idina Menzel) and father Danny (Adam Sandler) looking at a photo of Bradley Cooper as Leonard Bernstein in Maestro held by their daughter Stacy (Sunny Sandler.) She is pointing to the character's nose to indicate the kind she'd like to receive via rhinoplasty for her 13th birthday.You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah –– Shul be sorry.
Bottoms –– Out.
Golda –– Meir bagatelle.
The Hill –– Of beans.
Retribution –– Neeson jerk reaction.
Scrapper –– Scrap ‘er.
Megaladon: The Frenzy –– Of laughter.
Fremont –– Refugeez!
Piaffe –– Horse’s ass.
Before, Now & Then –– Never.
The Dive –– Bar.
The Elephant 6 Recording Co. –– Trunk hated.
Carpet Cowboys –– Rugged.
Spoof of the DC Extended Universe superhero film Blue Beetle with the title character (Xolo Maridueña) broken up and squashed into the ground like a bug under a massive black shoe.Blue Beetle –– The bug stops here.
Strays –– Yappy accident.
The Adults –– Underaged stinking.
birth/rebirth –– Still birth.
Landscape With Invisible Hand ––Slips through fingers.
Back on the Strip –– Vegas fly trap.
Dead Shot –– Plot shot.
Haunting of the Queen Mary –– That shit has sailed.
Aliens Abducted My Parents and Now I Feel Kinda Left Out –– Probe beau? No.
Dark Windows –– Don’t look in.
Mutt –– Mongrel hoard.
The Moon –– Maroonic.
Madeleine Collins –– Dom Collins.
Simone: Woman of the Century –– Weil away the time.
The Owners –– Buyable study.
Downwind –– Blasting crap.
Spoof of the movie Gran Turismo retitled Gran Advertiso depicting hero sports car driver Jann Mardenborough (Archie Madekwe) sitting in bed holding a Sony PlayStation remote in front of a big screen playing a game. His uniform is coverd with the Nissan and PlayStation logos. Gran Turismo –– Lame Nissan.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter –– On board murder.
Heart of Stone –– Head to match.
Jules –– And chimp.
Aporia –– A bore-ee-yah.
The Pod Generation –– Baby bum.
Match Me If You Can –– Ass swipe.
Medusa Deluxe –– Tangled.
Operation Napoleon –– Napoleon so low.
Between Two Worlds –– Neither here nor there.
King on Screen –– Crapshow.
King Coal –– Mine over matter.
Aurora’s Sunrise –– Ottomant.
Spoof of the movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem with the rat Remy from Ratatouille replacing their mentor Splinter and cooking a turtle soup with Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael in the pot.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem –– Mock turtle stupe.
Meg 2: The Trench –– Out of its depth.
Shortcomings –– Foible abuse.
Dreamin’ Wild –– Blot on a record.
Passages –– Bi and bye.
Go West –– Bust Western.
LOLA –– Twee time.
Brother –– Oh, Brother!
Corner Office –– Botch job.
Til Death Do Us Part –– Knot for nothing.
Mob Land –– Gang plunk.
What Comes Around –– Revolving dork.
A Compassionate Spy –– Broke the mole.
Our Body –– Corpus crusty.
Klondike –– Bah.
Spoof of the film The Haunted Mansion with characters played by LaKeith Stanfield, Rosario Dawson and a fortune-telling Tiffany Haddish gathered around a crystal ball labeled Disney with the apparition of Walt Disney within it spinning around as though in his grave.Haunted Mansion –– Dead give a wave.
Sympathy for the Devil –– He edited it.
War Pony –– Gave me the trots.
The Baker –– Burnt offings.
The Mistress –– Sighed chick.
Susie Searches –– Unfounded humor.
The Unknown Country –– All over the map.
Talk to Me –– OK, mate, y'stink.
The Beasts –– Farm flesh.
Sons of Summer –– Muff the surf.
The First Slam Dunk –– Hair ball.
Kokomo City –– Cuckoo mo.
Bobi Wine: The People’s President –– Wine and dyin’.
North Circular –– Dublin over.
Spoof of the films Barbie and Oppenheimer with a smiling Margot Robbie as Barbie holding a doll box for Atomic Oppie that has a Ken-like version of Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer holding a pipe surrounded by a trefoil radiation symbol, court testimony and a geiger counter.Barbie –– Pink aie!
Oppenheimer –– A-bombinable.
The Beanie Bubble –– Non-plushed.
Mother, May I –– Abodes ill.
Fear the Night –– Night swats.
Cobweb –– Sweep away.
The Island –– Coast clod.
Natty Knocks –– Natty dumpo.
See You on Venus –– Venus implant.
Miraculous: Ladybug & Cat Noir, the Movie –– Numb that toon.
Return to Dust –– And bite it.
Stephen Curry: Underrated –– Overexposed.

Spoof of the action film Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part I with agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) anxiously and unscuccessfully tries to light the fuse from the series' title sequence with matches from a matchbook. Grace (Hayley Atwell) looks on nervously from behind him under the title Ignition: Impossible – Dud Reckoning Part I. On the table scattered with spent matches beneath the unlit fuse, a voice emanates from a tape recorder saying "Are you taking the damned assignment? I've got the theme music cued."Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning, Part One –– Mission creep.
Theater Camp –– Skit scat.
The Miracle Club –– Lourdes help us!
They Cloned Tyrone –– Carpin' copy.
Fourth Grade
–– Degrade escape.
The Flood –– Flush Flood watch.
Final Cut –– Edit in the wrong direction.
Afire –– Misfire.
Two Tickets to Greece –– Hellene wheels.
The YouTube Effect –– Clip to maniacs.
Black Ice –– Hockey sack.
20 Days in Mariupol –– False front.
Lakota Nation vs. United States –– Tribe: every trick in the book.
Have You Got It Yet? The Story of Syd Barrett and Pink Floyd –– Syd viscous.


Spoof of the comedy film Joy Ride with a view of the four main characters Deadeye (Sabrina Wu), Audrey (Ashley Park), Kat (Stephanie Hsu), and Lolo (Sherry Cola) shown as bobblehead dolls on the dashboard of a car driving into Death Valley. In the rearview mirror can be seen a young female driver rolling her eyes, with the title Joy Luck Ride above the scene.Joy Ride –– Drive to despair.
Biosphere –– Dome and gloom.
Insidious: The Red Door –– Exit wounds.
Sound of Freedom –– Lets lose.
Earth Mama –– Birth-brain.
Dead Man’s Hand –– Not gripping.
Our Deadly Vows –– Sworn enemas.
The Lesson –– Writer's crap.
Amanda –– Petty petty Princess.
Bad Girl Boogey –– Boogey on downer.
The League –– Fill Negro.
Odd Hours, No Pay, Cool Hat –– Fire sign theatre.
Once Upon a Time in Uganda –– The gassed picture show.
Wham! –– And fuzzy.

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Spoof of the 2023 Academy Awards with nominees in and around a giant pool below the title Oscar: The Waste of Water. Puss in Boots lies on a chaise longue, Tom Cruise from Top Gun: Maverick parachutes in from above; Austin Butler in Elvis plays a ukelele as he dangles his legs in the water next to a fountain shaped like an Oscar; Cate Blanchett as Tar conducts with a fish stuck on her baton; Brendan Fraser from The Whale leans on a flotation device which has sprung a leak even as his body suit is leaking air; Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio floats on his back in the water; Michelle Yeoh from Everything Everywhere All at Once strikes a martial arts pose; Ronal from Avatar: The Way of Water cleans the pool and scoops up a net full of dollar bills; and Felix Kammerer from All Quiet on the Western Front  pops his helmeted head out of the water.

THE CALAMITY AWARDS 2022

Best Picture Nominees:

All Quiet on the Western Front –– UnRemarqueable.
Avatar: The Way of Water –– Soggy bottom.
The Banshees of Inisherin –– A scream.
Elvis –– Disgraceland.
Everything Everywhere All at Once –– Mess appeal.
The Fabelmans –– Spiel ‘burb.
Tár –– Pit.
Top Gun: Maverick –– Jet leak.
Triangle of Sadness –– I suss a least Triangle.
Women Talking –– Men in night.


Spoof of the film Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny with  Helena (Phoebe Waller-Bridge) checking the gauge as she takes the  blood pressure of a nervous, old Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford.) The reading on the dial is over 200.Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny –– Butt Dial.
Prisoner’s Daughter –– Under schlock and key.
The Unseen –– By me.
Warhorse One –– SEAL with a kiss.
Confidential Informant –– Rat busted.
The Childe –– Shorts subject.
Millie Lies Low –– Millie seconds.
The Passengers of the Night –– Paris mash.
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken –– Kraken a joke.
Every Body –– Genital sorts.
Umberto Eco: A Library of the World –– Eco chamber.
In the Company of Rose –– Styron foam.
We Were Famous, You Don’t Remember: The Embarrassment –– Demean-spirited.
Spoof of the movie No Hard Feelings with sexy Maddie Barker (Jennifer Lawrence) in a pink mini-dress strutting and smiling as she reaches back to grab a rubber chicken protruding from the fly of a nerdy Percy Becker (Andrew Barth Feldman) in shorts and sneakers, carrying a backpack and laughing embarrassedly. No Hard Feelings –– Limp deke.
God Is a Bullet –– Vapid-fire.
Maximum Truth –– Really?
Wonderwell –– Blunderhell.
Loren & Rose –– Sufferer Loren.
Nimona –– Numb boner.
Revoir Paris –– Bataclank.
Love Gets a Room –– And takes a nap.
Mad Heidi –– Heidi, Heidi, ho-hum.
Clean –– Scrub.
Desperate Souls, Dark City and the Legend of Midnight Cowboy –– Buck's tradition.
The Last Rider –– Lemond icing.
Here. Is. Better. –– No. It. Isn’t.
Make Me Famous –– Nobody fool.
Spoof of the film The Flash with a view of the title character's (Ezra Miller) back as he sheepishly looks over his shoulder while opening his trenchcoat to flash Supergirl (Sasha Calle), the other Barry Allen (Ezra Miller) and Batman (Michael Keaton).The Flash –– Quick run-down.
Elemental –– Four worn.
Asteroid City –– Crater lack.
The Blackening –– Dapslash.
Maggie Moore(s) –– Maggie mayn’t.
Nobody’s Hero –– Everybody’s zero.
Happer’s Comet –– Noes to tail.
Pretty Red Dress –– The frock Prince.
Soul Doctor –– Ninny Simone.
Glow –– On the dull.
Spoof of the film Transformers: Rise of the Beasts with mechanical ape Optimus Primal holding Elena (Dominique Fishback) in his hand as she holds up a girl's pink bike with a yellow banana seat up to him as a peace offering and snack. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts –– Notional Autobot society.
Extraction 2 –– Pull out.
Mending the Line –– Flighty fishing.
Dalíland –– Dilly Dalí.
The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster –– Afro beast.
97 Minutes –– Crash coarse.
The Secret Kingdom –– Pangolin retrievers.
Scarlet –– Red-faced.
Blue Jean –– Jean therapy.
Persian Lessons –– Farsical.
Time of Mounting –– Slough off.
Squaring the Circle (The Story of Hipgnosis) –– Hip not, ick.
Americonned –– Too left feat.
The Good Man –– JC puny.
Spoof of the film Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse with the characters Gwen Stacy and Miles Morales onscreen shooting their wet, white webbing with a 'Splooooge' sound effect into the face of a young male moviegoer eating popcorn in the audience.Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse –– Multi-taxing.
The Boogeyman –– Will forget you.
Past Lives –– Pass.
Padre Pio –– P U!
Unidentified Objects –– Doesn’t fly.
Follow Her –– I can’t.
Rise –– Jeté propulsion.
Concerned Citizen –– Show and Tel Aviv.
The Roundup: No Way Out –– For weeds?
Falcon Lake –– Falcon crust.
Horseplay –– Rough hosing.
Montréal Girls –– Filles simple.
Lynch/Oz –– Lynch mop.
Spoof of the film The Little Mermaid with the mermaid Ariel (Halle Bailey) sitting on a big rock under the sea between Flounder and Sebastian singing  as two hands reach in from the right with a giant theatrical hook with an end shaped like a fish hook to grab her by the neck and pull her off.The Little Mermaid –– Ariel bombardment.
You Hurt My Feelings –– Emotive con.
About My Father –– Assault and papa.
The Machine –– Kreischers’ management.
Kandahar –– Lemon extract.
Close to Vermeer –– The Rijks stuff.
The Wrath of Becky –– Beck off.
A Hole in the Fence –– Gory Hole.
Will-o’-the-Wisp –– Wispy quitters.
White Balls on Walls –– Nailed there.
Spoof of the film Fast X with Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) pointing a gun at Dante (Jason Momoa) and demanding, "Gimme all your hair!'Fast X –– Bland X.
Master Gardener –– Soil sport.
Sanctuary –– Dumb dom bullshit.
Come Out Fighting –– From bad to wars.
Robots –– Automatic dejection.
Moon Garden –– Cloy de lune.
Stay Awake –– I dare you.
Outpost –– Doesn’t look sharp.
Dark Nature –– Lighten up.
Buddy Games: Spring Awakening –– Spring’s a leak.
The Night of the 12th –– Slowest slain.
White Building –– Demolition dirty.
Eric Clapton: Across 24 Nights –– Strum und drag.
Spoof of the film Knights of the Zodiac with the character Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg) from Ghost sitting at a table reading the palm of the hand of Seiya (Mackenyu) and exclaiming "Ur Anus Descending!"Knights of the Zodiac –– Horror scope.
Book Club: The Next Chapter –– Loo read.
Hypnotic –– Daze of the weak.
Mother –– Brooding.
BlackBerry
–– Device cracks.
Fool’s Paradise –– Pyrite’s booty.
The Starling Girl –– Bird-brained ideal.
Monica –– Manic-er.
Rally Road Racers –– Rally craps.
L’immensità –– Lost in trans elation.
Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie –– Fox casher.
It Ain’t Over
–– Yogi bearer.
Wild Beauty: Mustang Spirit of the West –– Bronc’s jeer.
Spoof of the film Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 retitled Guardians of the Garbology with three of the characters surrounding a garbage can filled with trash. Gamora is reading a tattered Death Certificate, Rocket is eating a spattered and torn script and Starlord is holding an unspooled and damaged mix tape.Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 –– Rocket mawkish.
Love Again –– Offensive rebound.
What’s Love Got to Do with It? –– Crack Lahore.
Johnny & Clyde –– Johnny dumb lately.
One Ranger –– The lunk Ranger.
Queens of the Qing Dynasty –– Qing of pain.
Giving Birth to a Butterfly –– Pooper stage.
Land of Gold –– Karat patch.
Chile ’76 –– Problemo Chile.
Unrest –– Agitation cycle.
The Melt Goes on Forever: The Art & Times of David Hammons –– So does title.
Anxious Nation –– Nervous in the surface.
Unconditional –– Hate.
Spoof of the film Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. with the main character Margaret Simon (Abby Ryder Fortson) praying strenuously as Michelangelo's God grimaces passing over her with his hands over his ears surrounded by abashed cherubim.Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. –– Margaret choke.
Big George Foreman –– Missed Grill.
The End of Sex –– Butt End.
The Black Demon –– Shark as attack.
Sid Is Dead –– Took movie with him.
R.M.N. –– Hot Hell Transylvania.
Freaks vs. the Reich –– Dead to Reich.
Sisu –– So-so.
The Eight Mountains
–– Peaks early.
Broadway –– Malady.
Spirited Away: Live on Stage –– Ghibli gravy.
Little Richard: I Am Everything –– Duty fruity.
Nuclear Now
–– Gone fission.
32 Sounds –– 30 are snores.
T.S. Eliot’s Four Quartets –– Eliot mess.
Spoof of the film Chevalier with lead character Joseph Bologne  (Kelvin Harrison Jr.) playing the violin as his bow inadvertantly gets under and pulls the wig off Marie Antoinette's (Lucy Boynton) head.Chevalier –– Ardor in the court.
Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant –– Ritchie retch.
Somewhere in Queens –– Romano cheese.
Evil Dead Rise –– Half a wake.
To Catch a Killer –– Snare dumb.
Cherry –– Abort missin’.
The Tank –– No tanks.
Carmen –– Cigarette bust.
Plan 75 –– Youth in Asia.
Other People’s Children –– L’enfant gasser.
Trenque Lauren –– Train in vain.
Cadejo Blanco –– White whacker.
Judy Blume Forever –– Blume ma’am group.
River –– Hung out too dry.

Spoof of the film Renfield with Nicholas Hoult as the titular character holding up a piglet to his master, Dracula (Nicolas Cage) to slake his insatiable appetite for ham.Renfield –– Vein attempt.
Beau Is Afraid –– Little Beau peepee.
The Pope’s Exorcist –– Driving mess doozy.
Mafia Mamma –– Dry mob.
Nefarious –– Foul tips.
Rare Objects –– Inanimate Objects.
One of These Days –– Endure plumbing.
Human Flowers of Flesh –– Dislocated ship.
Sweetwater –– The trouble with dribbles.
Everything Went Fine –– Goes pere-shaped.
Sakra –– Iliac.
Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman –– In first row.
Hilma –– Klint blecch.
Suzume –– The worst.
Wild Life –– Conserve your energy.
De Humani Corpora’s Fabrica –– Way off corpse.
Dry Ground Burning –– Oily days.
Matter Out of Place
–– Heap of trash.
The Lost Weekend: A Love Story –– Pang bang.


Spoof of the films Air and The Super Mario Bros. Movie with Phil Knight (Ben Affleck) from Nike watching as Mario bounces off wearing Air sneakers designed for him.Air –– Kicks ass.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie –– Mushroom clout.
Paint –– Blank canvas.
How to Blow Up a Pipeline –– Leak soup.
Showing Up –– Slowing up.
One True Loves –– Seeing double.
You’re Killing Me –– Bored to death.
Simulant –– You’ll need stimulant.
Chupa –– Goat sucker.
Joyland –– Paks fudge.
The Strange Case of Jacky Caillou –– Jacky eww.
Ride On –– Trots in hell.
Fist of the Condor –– Talon off.
Elemental –– The grate outdoors.
Grandpa Was an Emperor –– Addis a blah-blah.
Sam Now –– Sam I scam.
Spoof of the film Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves with characters Forge (Hugh Grant), Holga (Michelle Rodriguez) & Edgin (Chris Pine) looking scared as they gather around Elliott, Disney's animated Pete's Dragon.Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves –– Bored game.
A Thousand and One –– M1 tanks.
His Only Son –– Abraham lynchin’.
Spinning Gold –– Platter push.
Enys Men –– Anus, man.
Acidman –– Reflux poorly.
Space Oddity –– Mars sparse.
Malum –– Mute.
Velocity Girl –– Slow-witted.
Smoking Causes Coughing –– Hack work.
Róise & Frank –– Frank lessor.
The Line –– Line dunce.
In Viaggio: The Travels of Pope Francis –– Papa don’t reach.
A spoof of the film John Wick: Chapter 4 with star Keanu Reeves shooting bullets out of his fingers at flat, blank cut-out characters with targets on their chests that surround him.John Wick: Chapter Four –– Flips its Wick.
Tetris –– Short stack.
A Good Person –– A bad movie.
The Lost King –– Richard the turd.
Stalker –– Follow the muddy.
Last Sentinel –– Nard guard.
The Tutor –– Lesson zero.
Chantilly Bridge –– Chantilly lazy.
Tori and Lokita –– Do-it-yourself kids.
The Five Devils –– Sniffy.
Walk Up –– Step off.
The Worst Ones –– Made this.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. –– Ill lizard activity.
What the Hell Happened to Blood, Sweat & Tears? –– A crying shame.
Nam June Paik: Moon is the Oldest TV –– Paik from scratch.
Spoof of the film Shazam! Fury of the Gods with aged villainess Hespera (Helen Mirren) casting a grandmotherly spell on hero Shazam (Zacahary Levi) by entrapping him in a gaudy, scratchy Christmas jumper.Shazam! Fury of the Gods –– ‘Sa sham!
Inside –– Shut-in place.
Moving On –– Goes nowhere.
Wildflower –– Don’t pick it.
All the World is Sleeping –– In theatre showing this.
Rodeo –– Horsey and lariat.
Supercell –– Anemia.
The Ghost Within –– Flea spirit.
American Cherry –– Pop tart.
Pinball: The Man Who Saved the Game –– Tilt death.
Country Gold –– Curious George Jones.
The Innocent –– Go finger.
Rimini –– Cad power.
Spoof of the film Scream VI with stars Jenna Ortega and Melissa Barrera staring at the villain Ghostface taking a stroll in New York City wearing an I Love NY t-shirt, carrying a Zabar's bag and walking a bull terrier wearing his style of skull mask on a leash.Scream VI –– Shriek tragedy.
65 –– Claws and effect.
Champions –– Champs at the butt.
Punch –– Rump Punch.
The Magic Flute –– Reed thin.
Southern Gospel –– Hype praise.
Righteous Thieves –– Loot behavior.
The Ritual Killer –– Rite and wrong.
Unicorn Wars –– Hornswoggle.
99 Moons –– Um, bare-assed.
Martyr or Murderer –– Come off it.
I Got a Monster –– Po-po excuse.
Rewind & Play –– Monk fishes.
Spoof of the film Creed III retitled Crete III with Adonis Creed (Michael B. Jordan) in the ring boxing with the Minotaur from Greek mythology.Creed III –– Pound foolish.
Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre –– A small Fortune.
Children of the Corn –– Kernel mustered.
Palm Trees and Power Lines –– Junk male.
What We Do Next –– Foul-up questions.
Blueback –– Blow back.
Transfusion –– Drip’s drip.
The Donor Party –– Sperm bunk.
The Year Between –– Bi cycles.
Give Me Pity! –– I sat through this.
A Little White Lie –– Author doxy.
Hunt Her, Kill Ker –– Bag lady.
The Forger –– Fraud with danger.
La Civil –– Fervent.
Still the Water –– I wanted sparkling.
Gods of Mexico –– Dios the dead.
A spoof of the film Cocaine Bear with the lead bear portrayed as Winnie the Pooh sitting behind a big jar of Coke snorting it through a rolled-up bill under the title The Return to the Hundred Kilo Wood.Cocaine Bear –– Worser major.
Luther: the Fallen Sun –– Sore Luther.
Linoleum –– Fatally floored.
Juniper –– Bury.
My Happy Ending –– Fades out.
Who Are You People –– Daddy eschews.
Jesus Revolution –– Savior simplex.
God’s Time –– End of daze.
Bunker –– Hell.
Ambush –– Am bushed.
The Year of the Dog –– Barf beg.
The Confession Musical –– Amish shocked as you are.
Mummies –– Looney tombs.
Path of the Panther –– Spoor relations.
Spoof of the film Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania with a small Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) on the shoulder on of the super-villain Kang (Jonathan Majors), swininging a mallet that hits him in the head and produces the sound effect 'Kang!' over his head.Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania –– Anty climax.
Marlowe –– A cross dick puzzle.
Emily –– Brontë sore.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey –– Bears a grudge.
Devil’s Peak –– Peak a boob.
Heart of a Champion –– Horse plucky.
A Radiant Girl –– Glow figure.
Hidden Blade –– Cut-rate.
Of An Age –– Old enough to know bugger.
The Other Fellow –– Pale Bondsmen.
Spoof of the film Magic Mike's Last Dance with Maxandra (Salma Hayek) wearing finger picks playing Mike's (Channing Tatum) washboard abs.Magic Mike’s Last Dance –– Lemon grind.
iMordecai –– I mortify.
Sharper –– Duller general.
Seriously Red –– Dolly partin’.
The Outwaters –– Run off.
She Came From the Woods –– Horror wood hills.
Consecration –– Bless, then zero.
Huesara: The Bone Woman –– Don’t pick this Bone.
The Blue Caftan –– No laughing shmata.
Irreversible: Straight Cut –– Noé out.
Cinema Sabaya –– Sabaya’s remorse.
Facing the Laughter: Minnie Pearl –– Pearl jammed.
Spoof of the film 80 for Brady with stars Rita Moreno and Lily Tomlin in their New England Patriots gear pulling tight the laces on a football which forms the back of the head of Jane Fonda  who is sweeping back her blonde hair to either side. Sally Field looks on uncomfortably from the background.80 for Brady –– Pity Pat.
Knock at the Cabin –– Knock on wooden.
Baby Ruby –– Ruby slip-ups.
Ocean Boy –– See urchin.
A Lot of Nothing –– To the nth degree.
Who Invited Charlie –– Charlie bobbles.
The Locksmith –– Off key.
Little Dixie –– Dixie chucks.
She Is Love –– I am hate.
The Amazing Maurice –– Catty slack.
The Blind Man Who Didn’t Want to See Titanic –– How about dumb one who did?
Let It Be Morning –– Wake up and smell the cliché.
Godland –– Hollowed ground.
Full Time –– Working bomb.
Woman of the Photographs –– Snapshat.
BTS: Yet to Come in Theaters –– These jerkoffs?
Ping Pong: The Triumph
–– Table tenets.
Shtetlers –– Nu comers.
Spoof of the film Infinity Pool with stars Alexander  Skarsgård and Mia Goth up to their chins in a pool with the word INFINTY behind them and POOL spelled out in front of them in a P-shaped pee puddle in the water and OOL formed by colorful twisted noodles.Infinity Pool –– In dip doo-doo.
Life Upside Down –– Ham stand.
Maybe I Do –– Honey don’t.
Fear –– Scares up.
Blood –– Not worth a red sense.
Remember This –– Karski and such.
Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist –– Left behind sore.
Pinkfong Sing-Along Movie 2: Wonderstar Concert –– Singing in deranged.
Kompromat –– Runaway bribe.
Cairo Conspiracy –– Egypt beef.
The Man in the Basement –– Cellar smeller.
Free Skate –– Sow cow.
Petit Mal –– Mal rat.
Geographies of Solitude –– Bad credit lone.
Spoof of the movie Missing depicting star Storm Reid with her face an image on an iPad screen with a loading symbol spinning on her forehead as she works an iPhone in her hands which has two arms extending from it representing the mother she's searching for.Missing –– Screen idle.
Women Talking –– Men in night.
When You Finish Saving the World –– Salvation barmy.
Blaze –– Modestly Blaze.
After Love –– Doxy moron.
Kids vs. Aliens –– The young and the rasslers.
Alone at Night –– Bed karma.
In From the Side –– The back one.
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime the Movie: Scarlet Bond –– Ooze your Daddy.
Spoof of the thriller Plane with Capt. Brodie Torrance (Gerard Butler) with his fists clenched crying Nooo! and convict Louis Gaspare (Mike Colter) holding and assault rifle stand in front of an airpline departure board where all the Southwest flights are canceled.
Plane
–– And simple.
Otto –– Otto sight, out of mind.
Skinamarink –– A stinky dink.
The Offering –– Limited time.
The Devil Conspiracy –– Blow off some scheme.
The Price We Pay –– Admission creep.
The Seven Faces of Jane –– Meh Jane.
Door Mouse –– Dormant.
Night of the Bastard –– Poppa squat.
House Party –– Toker party.
Saint Omer –– Trial balloons.
Beautiful Beings –– Boy’s down.
Chess Story –– Call it a knight.
Kitchen Brigade –– Pans labyrinth.
My Father Muhammad Ali –– Soap-a-dope.
Spoof of the horror fim M3GAN retitled M3GHAM showing the main character, the murderous doll Megan, in a slap fight with Meghan Markle dressed as her twin.M3GAN –– Chucky cheese.
The Old Way –– I want no pard of it.
Candy Land –– Sour push.
Last Resort –– Final record.
Deleter –– Leave it out.
Imani –– Pit.
Mars One –– Audience zero.
The Wounded Man –– Hurt instinct.
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a #@%! –– I overtly don’t.

 

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