The Spirit 
Yes Man
Gran Torino
Cadillac Records
Australia
Twilight
Quantum of Solace
Soul Men
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
W.
Body of Lies
Religulous
Nights in Rodanthe
Ghost Town
Righteous Kill
Bangkok Dangerous
Babylon A.D.
The Rocker
Tropic Thunder
Pineapple Express
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Step Brothers
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
OSCAR de la RENTAL 2008
Atonement — Reparation H.
Juno — Unwanted pregnancy and film.
Michael Clayton — Nuisance suits.
No Country For Old Men — Coen job.
There Will Be Blood — In vein.
Hancock — Smith & wussin'.
Tell No One — My lids are sealed.
Diminished Capacity — And returns.
Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson — Fear and lauding.
Holding Trevor –– Huggh!
Kabluey –– Kerflooey.
The Wackness –– Joint at the hip.
We Are Together –– Too pat harmony.
Very Young Girls –– Gulled minors.
Wanted — Dud or alive.
WALL*E — FOLL*E.
Finding Amanda — A slutcom.
Elsa & Fred — Old spice.
Full Grown Men –– Full groan men.
The Last Mistress –– Pantalooney.
Red Roses and Petrol –– Angsty McDowell.
Louise Bourgeois: The Spider, The Mistress and The Tangerine –– Petty Bourgeois.
Trumbo –– Royal Dalton.
Wicked Lake –– Pond scum.
Gunnin' For That #1 Spot –– Pill poppers.
The Love Guru — Swami dearest.
Get Smart — Badder CONTROL.
Brick Lane — Bangladesh slowly.
Expired — Past doo date.
Hair Exensions –– Curl up and die.
Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl –– Pure dumb pluck.
Love and Honor –– Ham on samurai.
Dasavatharam –– Not Bolly good.
The Incredible Hulk — Green stomps.
The Happening — Shyamalan-a-ding-dong.
Baghead — Anonymous botch.
Beauty in Trouble — Stimulus Czech.
Chris & Don: A Love Story –– Arse and letters.
Encounters at the End of the World –– Frigid dare.
Love Comes Lately –– The rusty shtupper.
My Winnipeg –– Canada dry.
Quid Pro Quo –– Handicapped porking.
To the Limit –– Way beyond mine.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan — Schmo dry.
Kung Fu Panda — The bear minimum.
Go-Getter — Road tripe.
Dreams with Sharp Teeth — Harlan Ellison flaps his gums.
Miss Conception –– Her biological crock.
The Grocer's Son –– Shelf-absorbed.
Mongol –– Horde times.
On the Rumba River –– Congo line.
Mother of Tears –– Giallo pudding.
The Promotion –– Salary stalks.
The Wedding Director –– Nuptial blister.
Operation Filmmaker –– A docudectomy.
Take Out –– And bury in the garden.
When Did You Last See Your Father? –– When he was bangin' yo mama.
Sex and the City — Ovary familiar.
The Strangers — As tense as a numb sphincter.
Bigger, Stronger, Faster* — The 'Roid Stuff.
Foot Fist Way —Tae Kwan Dope.
Savage Grace –– Cold-blooded mudder.
Stuck –– On the Roadkill.
Unknown Woman –– Vile puttanesca.
Wonders are Many: The Making of Doctor Atomic –– A bomb.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull — Serial killer.
War Inc. — Stale matériel.
Edge of Heaven — Cold Turkey.
Insidious — Is hideous.
Jihad for Love –– Jihad-ons.
Postal –– Out of sorts.
Children of Huang Shi –– Sheesh!
The Machine Girl –– Show gun.
The Fall –– Surreal flakes.
Monster Camp –– Dressed to kill…a Vampire Duskbat?
Noise –– Turn it down.
A Previous Engagement — Malta milked.
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian — You fight like a girl…nar, nar, nar, nar, nar…nia.
How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summers — Chica flick-a.
Reprise — Norway, José.
Sangre de Mi Sangre — Bloody awful.
My Father, My Lord –– My Gawd!
Short Order –– Overcooked.
Yella –– Peril.
Paraguyan Hammock — Hamaca schlepper.
Speed Racer — Or: Zippy the Pinhead.
What Happens in Vegas — Strip maul.
The Babysitters — Tit for tot.
Bloodline — The Da Vinci Cheat Code.
Refusnik — Nyet results.
The Tracey Fragments — Blows chunks.
Surfwise — Waxing philosophic.
Turn the River — Rapids descent.
Unsettled — Gaza guzzlers.
Vice — Pleads the filth.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead — Cheep thrills.
The Memory Thief — Should be recalled.
Before the Rains — Monsoon enough.
Frontier(s) — French slash.
Iron Man — Less than riveting.
Made of Honor — Or a synthetic substitute thereof.
Fugitive Pieces — On the lame.
The Favor — Does me no.
Redbelt –– Redbull.
Graduation –– College-boned.
Son of Rambow –– Twee huggers.
Mister Lonely — That would be the guy selling tickets.
XXY — A surprise package.
Viva — A trip down Mammery Lane.
Hollywood Chinese: The Chinese in American Feature Films — Beijing and moaning.
Baby Mama — Pee didie.
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay — But I thought they ran the place.
Deception — Scambags.
Bomb It — Learning to scrawl.
Deal –– From the bottom of the dreck.
Then She Found Me –– Cringing under my seat.
Standard Operating Procedure –– Iraq and ruin.
Roman de Gare — Cloyed Lelouch.
Rogue — A total croc.
The City of Your Final Destination — Dullsville.
Dare Not Walk Alone: A War of Responsibility — King strut.
Stuff and Dough — Ego Romania.
Without the King — Swazi joking?
Forbidden Kingdom — Chop shticks.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall — Done.
88 Minutes — Gee, that is pretty fast to write a script.
Anamorph — The plot sickens.
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed –– Win Ben Stein's money –– don't go.
Beyond the Call –– Of doody.
Life Before Her Eyes –– Flashblechh!
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? — Hunt and pecker.
Zombie Strippers — Ickdysiasts.
Kiss the Bride — As she bends over.
Four Minutes — Soft-boiled.
Pathology — Interns my stomach.
First Saturday in May — Derby enthusiasm.
Smart People — Not in the audience.
Street Kings — Block heads.
Prom Night — Rended tux.
Bra Boys — Surf wacks.
The Visitor –– Unwelcome.
Dark Matter –– Like the stuff in the frat house drain.
Young@Heart –– Rock of aged.
Dhamma Brothers — Even Dhamma than you'd expect.
Never Forever — I'll take Never.
Remember the Daze — Muddle school.
Stalags — A pain in the SS.
Super High Me — Spliff personality.
A Four Letter Word — For witless gay romcom starting with S.
Young & Restless in China — Asia minor.
The Take — Ew-Haul.
Leatherheads — Take a hike.
Ruins — My evening.
My Blueberry Nights — A Wong turn.
Shine a Light — Where the sun don't shine.
Sex and Death 101 –– Flunk U.
Nim's Island — Takes atoll.
Meet Bill — Bill grates.
Flight of the Red Balloon — A lead balloon.
Grizzly Park —Grisly.
Water Lillies — Bull frogs.
Jellyfish — Spineless.
Young Yakuza — Child hood.
Run, Fat Boy, Run — Pegg in a poke.
Stop-Loss — Droop rotation.
21 — Hit me…when it's over.
Superhero Movie — Sequel to none.
Cool School — Smear tactics.
My Brother is an Only Child –– Full of Bologna.
Priceless — I wouldn't pay a penny.
Flawless — Karat and shtick.
American Zombie —Dead, white and blue.
Chapter 27 — Tracing Chapman.
Who's Your Monkey — His name is Koko and he thinks this stinks, too.
Flow: For Love of Water — Aqua puerile.
Shotgun Stories — Snored off.
Shelter — Skelter.
Hats Off — Grandma poses.
Backseat — Little douche coupe.
Drillbit Taylor — Boring.
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns — Acute case of Perrytonitis.
Love Songs — Air mal.
Shutter — Bugs.
Under the Same Moon — Smug gulls.
The Other Half — The empty one.
Fade — Worse than death.
Planet B-Boy — Gimme a breakdance.
The Grand — Rump stakes.
Irina Palm — Rosy's sister.
Boarding Gate — Deplane! Deplane!
Horton Hears a Who — Ask "Why?"
Never Back Down — Sucker punch.
Doomsday — Road Wearier.
Heartbeat Detector — Bum ticker.
Funny Games — You lose!
Flash Point — Chop cop.
Sleepwalking — Do I have to get up?
Chaos Theory — Entropy-brain.
On Broadway — Play doh!
Blind Mountain — But the hills have eyes.
Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise — And ketchup.
Sputnik Mania — Orbit curiosity.
War Made Easy: How Presidents and Pundits Keep Spinning Us to Death — Hawks eyed.
10,000 B.C. — Before Coherence.
The Bank Job — Withdrawal symptoms.
College Road Trip — Phrat house.
Married Life — Atrothcious.
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day — Spinster cycle.
Paranoid Park — Youth Without Use.
CJ7 — Chow down.
Snow Angels — Flaky.
Last Stop for Paul — Ashes to asses.
The Hammer — And sicko.
Girls Rock! — She pop.
Bar Starz — Clubbed to death.
Semi-Pro — Nothing but nyet.
Penelope — Twist and snout.
The Other Boleyn Girl — With the skinnier neck.
City of Men — Rio degenerates.
Beyond Belief — Tenets, anyone?
The Unforseen — The utterly predictable.
Chicago 10 — Yippie dippy.
Bonneville — Like a salt flat.
Chop Shop — A junker.
It's a Free World… — Exploitation of the misses.
Jar City — In a pickle.
Be Kind Rewind — This case erase.
Vantage Point — Worm's-eye view.
Charlie Bartlett — Dose off.
Witless Protection — Save cracker.
The Counterfeiters — Forge focus.
The Duchess of Langeais — She's a real coquetter.
The Signal — When I yawn, head for the exit.
State Legislature — Boise body.
Cover — My butt.
Definitely, Maybe — Not, assuredly.
Jumper — Jump! Jump!
The Spiderwick Chronicles — Fairy to middling.
Step Up 2 the Streets — From the gutter.
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead — PDOA.
The Year My Parents Went on Vacation — To get away from me.
Ezra — Not better than.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Runnin' Down a Dream — With a Mack truck.
The Caretaker — Neglect it.
Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show — Prattle drive.
Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins — Kith my ass.
Fool's Gold — Romcomatose.
In Bruges — Brussels prats.
The Hottie & the Nottie — The bimbo & the dimbo.
A Walk to Beautiful — Addis Abupkiss.
The Band's Visit — Peace cymbals.
Bab'Aziz: The Prince That Contemplated His Soul — A hurling dervish.
How to Rob a Bank — Ditz crackers.
The Eye — Sore.
Over Her Dead Body — Where I'm doing a jig.
Strange Wilderness — A trackless waste.
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert — Tweenie roast.
Caramel — Gooey.
Vivere — Sister sludge.
The Witnesses — Gay Paris.
Live and Become — Hebro national.
The Silence Before Bach — Toccata and phew!
Rambo — Stallone again (naturally).
Untraceable — No, you'll recognize this scent.
Meet the Spartans — Greeks havoc.
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days — The fetal countdown.
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie — Towed stools.
How She Move — Why me hate.
The Air I Breathe — Tastes like tailpipe.
Lost in Beijing — Dim some.
U2 3D — 4-F.
Cloverfield — Godzilla vs. Digicamera.
Mad Money — Heisterical!
Teeth — Ground pork.
Cassandra's Dream — Woody's annual chuck up.
Day Zero — A rough draft.
Taxi to the Dark Side — Death cab for Cheney.
Summer Palace — Chinese yen.
Still Life — Yangtze, go home.
Opera Jawa — Jawa-dropping.
27 Dresses — Crap and gown.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale — Dungeons and draggin'.
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggietales Movie — Lettuce pray.
First Sunday — Black Sabbath.
One Missed Call — Dial M for Moron.
The Killing of John Lennon — Instant smarmer.