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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies

Gertrude's Follies #102
Ink blotto. Buy Gertrude et Alice.


FEGGORAMA

Feggorama

Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #49.


IGOR TRIPS

Igor Trips

Cinch up your helmet and fall in for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.


SPANKY

Kristy the Clown

Hijinks with the White House's Lil' Rascals Spanky and His Gang.


KRISTY

Kristy the Clown

Get your Jersey on with the beloved insult pol Kristy the Clown.


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FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
The Baby Bloomer
Winard Editorial
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


Critic's Corner by E. Basil St. Blaise
CINEMA

Martin Lawrence and Will Smith wearing childish police outfits that are too small for them in Bad Boys for LifeBad Boys for Life –– Worse than ever.
Dolittle –– Doo little.
Weathering With You –– Weathering or not.
The Host –– With the least.
The Wave –– Bye-bye.
Blood Widow –– Screen bloody murder.
Feedback –– Distorted.
Disturbing the Peace –– That's the ticket.
Intrigo: Death of an Author –– That's all he wrote.
My Hindu Friend –– Morte bored.
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TELEVISION

Henry Cavill in The WitcherThe Witcher (Netflix) –– Witcher bastard.
Soundtrack (Netflix) –– Lip-stynching.
Deputy (FOX) –– Dawg.
Messiah (Netflix) –– Save us!
Spinning Out (Netflix) –– In skates of emergency.
Dare Me (USA) –– Rah rah aves.
Kevin Hart: Don’t F**k This Up (Netflix) –– Too late.
A Christmas Carol (FX) –– Scrooge the pooch.
Hot and Heavy (TLC) –– Choose the fat.
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THEATRE

Jagged Little Pill –– Bananas Morissette.
A Christmas Carol
–– Death to Scroogie.
The Inheritance
–– Gays into the future.
Tina: The Tina Turner Musical
–– Stomach Turner.
David Byrne’s American Utopia
–– Byrne notice.
The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical
–– Bolt out of the blew.
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MUSIC

Music to Be Murdered By / Eminem –– Take the rap.
Circles
/ Mac Miller –– Jerks.
Fine Line
/ Harry Styles –– Doggy Styles.
Jesus is Born
/ Kanye West –– Yeezus Age Christ.
Hyperspace
/ Beck –– Beck end deal.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Olive, Again by Elizabeth Strout –– Olive harden.
The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern –– Lacks sparkle.
The Giver of Stars by jojo Moyes –– Giver a break.
Spy by Danielle Steel –– Steel trap.
The Rise of Magicks by Nora Roberts –– Hokey pocus.

Nonfiction

Crime in Progress: Inside the Steele Dossier and the Fusion GPS Investigation of Donald Trump by Glenn Simpson & Peter Fritsch –– Con Fusion.
Homework by Julie Andrews –– Less fun.
The Beautiful Ones by Prince –– Sleepier Prince.
Jay-Z: Made in America by Michael Eric Dyson –– Dyson chicken nuggets.
The Body: A Guide for Occupants by Bill Bryson –– Anatomy lessens.
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E. Basil St. Blaise and Josef from the Critic's corner PodcastPodcast: Critic's Corner Ep. 13

In Unlucky Episode 13, E. Basil St. Blaise and Josef are stranded in Amnisia's backyard as they …sling the hash à la Animal House …find fault with Uncle Walt … …spot 101 Dalmatians …melt down Frozen II …sharpen up Knives Out …suspend A Beautiful DayCritic's Corner Podcast

 


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vignetteWhat Not: Crystal Bawls

The Bureau of Prevision is tasked by the State Department's Office of Budget and Planning with taking the long view on multiple aspects of American life. Herein they offer forecasts for likely events during the coming months of the new calendar year. What Not

 


Lev Parnas as BrutusHeadbangers: Lev and Let Die

G.A.O. Report Says Trump Administration Broke Law in Withholding Ukraine Aid
–– Fake state deep news!
Lev Parnas: Trump Hotel 'Like One Big Cesspool'
–– Cesspool takes offense. Headbangers 01/17/20

 


Nancy Pelosi force feeding Mich McConnell vignetteInxart: Mitch Mash

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
McConnell's Trial, GOP Assaults Rule of Law, Harry & Meghan's Megxit, China & US Runaround, Republicans Take Dive and Trump Lawyers at inxart 01/22/20.

 


Gertrude and Alice experience a meltdownGertrude's Follies: Pen Pows

Gertrude and Alice experience a near-catastrophic meltdown in the latest Follies. Slip out of your hazmat suit and place your atomic order for Tom Hachtman's Cult Comics Classic collection Gertrude et Alice. Gertrude's Follies

 


Stack of books on night tableNW Publishing: Travel Is Oxygen

We can help you turn your travel story or your favorite artwork into a published book from inital concept to finshed product on sale at Amazon.com. Let us guide you through all the steps in-between from editing to layout and printing. Now What Publishing

 


Family Violence vignette by Igor KopelnitskyWhat Now: Igor Kopelnitsky

The cartoonist and illustrator Igor Kopelnitsky first published a drawing with the syndicated illustration service Inx in 1990 and for the next 23 years contributed an extraordinary run of deft and brilliant images. I first met him when … What Now

 


Turkey's Erdogan as a spider attacking KurdsDeadlines: Little Miss Trumpet

Given the chance Trump will trumpet his turds:
Withdrawing troops shows how he can muff it.
It's beyond words: Erdogan's killing Kurds.
Flip Trump the birds and tell him to stuff it.
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RNC elephant with a whistle for a headBad Adss: Whistle While You Jerk

In times of National Emergency we all need to be on alert regardless of our political persuasions. But if your party created the damned crisis, it wouldn't hurt to be a tad more alarmed. Tom Hachtman has it down to a T in the latest Bad Adss.

 


Lady JusticeKozmic Pictures: Plug Ugly

After an endless investigation, Robert Mueller finally dropped his report with a resounding thud accompanied by the braying of the allegedly exonerated examinee. This semi-tragedy has inspired a comedy you might find it hard to sit through in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents