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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies

Buy Gertrude & Alice & Fritz & Tom. And buy Gertrude et Alice.


FEGGORAMA

Feggorama

Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #51.


IGOR TRIPS

Igor Trips

Cinch up your helmet and fall in for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.


SPANKY

Kristy the Clown

Hijinks with the White House's Lil' Rascals Spanky and His Gang.


KRISTY

Kristy the Clown

Get your Jersey on with the beloved insult pol Kristy the Clown.


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FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
The Baby Bloomer
Winard Editorial
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


Critic's Corner by E. Basil St. Blaise
CINEMA

A spoof of the movie Le Week-End with stars Lindsay Duncan and Jim Broadbent at a Parisian cafe holding two semi-fresh packaged croissants together to form a heart after dunking them in a cup of Nescafé Decaf. Gromit, the animated dog, looks on.Le Week-End (2014) –– Barren Samedi.
The Tax Collector –– Point of no return.
The Secret Garden –– Plodders' field.
Made in Italy
–– Papa spray.
Sweet Bean –– Pasty.
House of Hummingbird –– Chick flit.
Promare –– Cels short.
Out Stealing Horses –– My mane man.
She Dies Tomorrow –– Of boredom.
Max Reload and the Nether Blasters –– Feels like your nethers' been blasted.
Paydirt –– Pain. Dirt.
A Thousand Cuts –– Needs thousand more.
Trump Card –– ‘John fill-up’ D’Souza.
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TELEVISION

Alden Ehrenreich in Brave New World.Brave New World (Peacock) –– Aldous Hucksterly.
In Deep With Ryan Lochte (Peacock) –– Dive bomb.
United We Fall (ABC) –– Can’t keep up.
The Capture (Peacock) –– Clinker.
Cursed (Netflix) –– Spelling contest.
Showbiz Kids (HBO) –– Kiddie prone.
The Baby-Sitters Club (Netflix) –– Ump teens.
Close Enough (HBO Max) –– Far retching.
Expecting Amy (HBO Max) –– To be funny.
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THEATRE

West Side Story –– Shark's kin shoots.
Jagged Little Pill
–– Bananas Morissette.
A Christmas Carol
–– Death to Scroogie.
The Inheritance
–– Gays into the future.
Tina: The Tina Turner Musical
–– Stomach Turner.
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MUSIC

The Dirt and the Stars / Mary Chapin Carpenter –– TMZ set to music?
Born Here Live Here Die Here / Luke Bryan –– But mostly die here.
We are Chaos / Marilyn Manson –– Nobody Chaos.
Kiss Land / The Weeknd –– Lip o’ suction.
American Standard / James Taylor –– Not automatic.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Memoirs and Misinformation by Jim Carrey –– Carreyed away.
If It Bleeds
by Stephen King –– It leaks.
Hello, Summer by Mary Kay Andrews –– Lies in the sun.
Big Summer by Jennifer Weiner –– Hot dignity dog.
Camino Winds by John Grisham –– Tail Winds.

Nonfiction

Burning Down the House by Julian Zelizer –– All-Newt review.
The Room Where It Happened
by John Bolton –– Nuts and Bolton’s.
Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man
by Mary L. Trump –– Don and done.
Fortitude: American Resilience in the Era of Outrage
by Dan Crenshaw –– Patch work.
Resistance
by Tori Amos –– Resist.

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2020 Doomsday Planner?

What’s 8 years when we’re talking Apocalypse? Maybe the Maya miscalculated when they constructed their calendar which predicted the end of the world in 2012. This year is feeling like the real deal and the funniest End Times guide ever is still available. Order Today

 


Donald Trump as Captain America in Easy Rider spoof.Headbangers: Densest Chopper

‘Screw COVID’: 250,000 Bikers to Defy Common Sense for Nine Days at Sturgis Rally
–– After it screws you.
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Take a virtual trip to Jazz Age Paris with your singular tour guides Gert & Alice in an artful adventure by Hans Gallas. Bring along a copy of Tom Hachtman's Cult Comics Classic collection by ordering Gertrude et Alice. Gertrude's Follies

 


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The Democratic presidential field got rid of its most insidious weeds early on, but there was still plenty of scrub to go around when these came out. Here's a selection of campaign signs for your car or caboose for the final debatable eight. More Deadlines

 


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The Bureau of Prevision is tasked by the State Department's Office of Budget and Planning with taking the long view on multiple aspects of American life. Herein they offer forecasts for likely events during the coming months of the new calendar year. What Not

 


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We can help you turn your travel story or your favorite artwork into a published book from inital concept to finshed product on sale at Amazon.com. Let us guide you through all the steps in-between from editing to layout and printing. Now What Publishing

 


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The cartoonist and illustrator Igor Kopelnitsky first published a drawing with the syndicated illustration service Inx in 1990 and for the next 23 years contributed an extraordinary run of deft and brilliant images. I first met him when … What Now

 


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After an endless investigation, Robert Mueller finally dropped his report with a resounding thud accompanied by the braying of the allegedly exonerated examinee. This semi-tragedy has inspired a comedy you might find it hard to sit through in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents