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Gertrude's Follies

Gertrude's Follies #100
Psychedelic, dude. Buy Gertrude et Alice.



Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #47.


Igor Trips

Cinch up your helmet and fall in for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.


Kristy the Clown

Get your Jersey on with the beloved insult pol Kristy the Clown.

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Martin Kozlowski
The Baby Bloomer
Winard Editorial
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom

Critic's Corner by E. Basil St. Blaise

Where's You Go, BernadetteWhere’d You Go, Bernadette –– Bernadette peters out.
The Angry Birds Movie 2 –– Avian pox.
47 Meters Down: Uncaged –– Deep sea doodles.
Good Boys –– Tool kids.
Blinded By the Light –– Cold Bruce.
Apocalypse Now: Final Cut –– Nam de guerre.
Driven –– Off a cliff.
Adam –– Trans umm.
The Amazing Johnathan –– Sleight adjustment.
Aquarela –– Eddy wetter.
Cold Case Hammarskjöld –– Dag and pony show.
Gwen –– To quit.
Buñuel in the Labyrinth of the Turtles –– Luis seek qué?
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Lights Out with David Spade (COM) –– Snooze to me.
Four Weddings and a Funeral (Hulu) –– Dead, wed.
The Boys (Amazon) –– In the bland.
Sherman’s Showcase (IFC) –– Sherman tanked.
Pennyworth (Epix) –– Is about what you get.
The Great Hack (Netflix) –– Made this.
Pearson (USA) –– Chicago black squawks.
Love Island (CBS) –– Key exchange.
Shangri-La (SHO) –– Rubin the wrong way.
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Frankie and Johnny in the Clair de Lune –– Frankie and Johnnie were losers.
–– Roll reversal.
Hillary and Clinton
–– Bill and cuckoo.
All My Sons
–– Miller lowlife.
Ain't Too Proud
–– Shouldn't be.
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The Big Day / Chance the Rapper –– Rap shee-it.
The Lion King: The Gift
/ Beyoncé –– Nala and void.
/ Tyler, the Creator –– IGOR beaver.
Western Stars
/ Bruce Springsteen –– Hoarse opera.
Madame X
/ Madonna –– As in X-cruciating.
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The Institute by Stephen King –– Quack study.
The Testaments by Margaret Atwood –– Handmade stale.
Cilka’s Journey by Heather Morris –– Brute camp.
Frankly in Love by David Yoon –– Yoon meh!
This Tender Land by William Kent Krueger –– Mild manured.


Three Women by Lisa Taddeo –– Clit lit.
What Do We Need Men For?: A Modest Proposal
by E. Jean Carroll –– Living peen-free.
The Enemy of the People
by Jim Acosta –– Trumped-up charges.
Play Hungry
by Pete Rose –– Rose bub.
Life to the Extreme
by Ty Pennington –– Ty slick.
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George Washington Back in New York CityNW Books: GW Back in NYC

George Washington returns to present-day New York City in a series of whimsical and warm-hearted cartoons by Felipe Galindo Feggo. The nation's first president rediscovers the city he knew in his Revolutionary War days. George Washington Back in New York CIty


Benjamin NetanyahuHeadbangers: Tlaib in the Lurch

Israel denies Reps. Omar and Tlaib entry amid Trump pressure
–– All about the Benjamin.
‘Netanyahu is essentially an Israeli Republican’
–– Who doesn't hate all Jews.
Headbangers 08/16/19


Elizabeth WarrenInxart: Warren Sap is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Biden's Gaffe Machine, Hong Kong Irks China, Abuse Conspiracy of Silence, Warren Scolds Money Men, United Guns of America and Heat Wave at inxart 08/14/19.


The Baby BloomerWhat Now: The Baby Bloomer

Barbara Winard says that after waking up one morning and discovering that she was 71 years old, she decided to start a blog about Travel and Life for both Baby Boomers and anyone interested in them (which included a surprising number of millennials.) What Now


Gertrude's FolliesGertrude's Follies: Trippin' Balls

Heckuva job, brownie! Alice bakes, Gertrude's baked, in the latest high-flying Follies. Don't get so wasted that you forget to place your order for Tom Hachtman's Cult Comics Classic collection in the mind-blowing Gertrude et Alice. Gertrude's Follies


Alfred HitchcockWhat Not: A Hitch in Time

Our resident cineaste, E. Basil St. Blaise, has begun work on his sure-to-be dispensible guide to classic cinema entitled The Auteur Limits. This magnum opus will include his pithiest and pissiest capsule reviews of the greatest films of our finest directors. What Not


Lady JusticeKozmic Pictures: Plug Ugly

After an endless investigation, Robert Mueller finally dropped his report with a resounding thud accompanied by the braying of the allegedly exonerated examinee. This semi-tragedy has inspired a comedy you might find it hard to sit through in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents


Spanly and his Gang
Spanky and His Gang

If you find the Lil' Rascals currently running the Bad Boy's Club that is the White House irresistible, even though they would make Hal Roach wretch, then you'll love this cute-as-a-cinderblock-dropped-off-an-overpass new strip: Spanky and His Gang


Fact CheckBad Adss: Cold Hard Facts

The heightened concern for injury, particularly to the head, in all contact sports prompted this PSA. For those of you in the rough and tumble business of trying to score journalistic goals while defending the crease of crediblity we suggest you skate on over to the latest Bad Adss.


Modern PresidentialDeadlines: Modern President-i-al

I am the very model of the modern President-i-al,
I’ve got opinions impolite, alternative, and skeptical,
I know the kinks of enemies, and I quote my feuds historical, From Rosie O to Khizr Khan in
order categorical. More Deadlines