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Sarah Jessica Parker in And Just Like That…And Just Like That… (HBO Max) –– Sucks in the city.
Adrienne (HBO) –– Shelley splinters.
Annie Live! (NBC) –– Depression error.
Hawkeye (Disney+) –– Strayed arrow.
Landscapers (HBO Max) –– Buries and scream.
True Story (Netflix) –– Believe it or knock.
Nash Bridges (USA) –– Darn Johnson!
Cowboy BeBop (Netflix) –– Bebop a lulu.
Adele One Night Only (CBS) –– Adele roar.

Paul Rudd in The Shrink Next Door.The Shrink Next Door (Apple TV+) –– Head tripe.
Finch (Apple TV+) –– Bull Finch.
Tampa Baes (Amazon) –– Baes on balls.
Judy Justice (IMDb TV) –– Ajudycation.
Colin in Black and White (Netflix) –– Kneel harm strong.
Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for It (Netflix) –– Eek Rita.
Fairfax (Amazon) –– LA lackers.
Home Sweet Home (NBC) –– Be it ever so bumbled.
Guilty Party (Paramount+) –– Takes the crap.
Dave Chapelle in The CloseDave Chapelle: The Closer (Netflix) –– Open and shit case.
Maid (Netflix) –– Neat trick.
La Brea (NBC) –– Tar and feathers.
Mr. Corman (Apple TV+) –– Buck teach.
Chucky (Syfy) –– Cheese.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (Disney+) –– Felt bad.
Ghosts (CBS) –– Haunt toad.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (Amazon) –– Vacay lots.
BMF (Starz) –– Detroit mishagas.
Will Poulter in Dopesick.Dopesick (Hulu) –– Dopes sick.
Acapulco (Apple TV+) –– Beach coma.
Buried (SHO) –– Should be.
One of Us Is Lying (Peacock) –– One who said it’s watchable.
What Happened, Brittany Murphy? (HBO Max) –– Murphy bad.
John Stewart’s The Problem (Apple TV+) –– Agreed.
Britney vs Spears (Netflix) –– Blonde bomb shill.
Foundation (Apple TV+) –– Built on lies.
Squid Game (Netflix) –– Squish fulfillment.
Muhammad Ali.Muhammad Ali (PBS) –– Ham fisted.
Our Kind of People (Fox) –– Lousy actors?
NCIS Hawai’i (CBS) –– Sets aloha bar.
Midnight Mass (Netflix) –– Doesn’t get rite.
Ordinary Joe (NBC) –– Like cold cup of coffee.
Alter Ego (Fox) –– Alter script.
Nuclear Family (HBO) –– Grind mothers.
Fiasco (Epix) –– Know thyself.
The Harper House (Paramount+) –– Harper valley DOA.
Elisha Williams in The Wonder Years.The Wonder Years (ABC) –– Still white bread.
Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol (Peacock) –– Semi-idiotics.
The Premise (Hulu) –– Is ridiculous.
LulaRich (Amazon) –– Lula lemon.
Impeachment: American Crime Story (FX) –– Same old thong.
Q-Force (Netflix) –– Q? Ah, non!
American Rust (SHO) –– Seizes up.
Cinderella (Amazon) –– Blue Prince.
He’s All That (Netflix) –– Dull, stupid, annoying.
Steve Martin in Only Murders in the Building.Only Murders in the Building (Hulu) –– Martin short.
Gossip (SHO) –– Dirt poor.
Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed (Netflix) –– Landscape mold.
Clickbait (Netflix) –– The weakest link.
Chapelwaite (Epix) –– What the hex?
NYC Epicenters 9/11 -> 2021 1/2’ (HBO) –– Spike cam.
We Love NYC: The Homecoming Concert (CNN) –– Washout.
Heels (Starz) –– Ring’s false.
Brand New Cherry Flavor (Netflix) –– Cherry choke.
Sandra Oh in The Chair.The Chair (Netflix) –– Oh fudge.
Fantasy Island (FOX) –– The isle of Crappy.
What If… (Disney+) –– Fly specs.
Sweet Girl (Netflix) –– Syruptitious.
Nine Perfect Strangers (Hulu) –– Working with nonet.
The Pursuit of Love (Amazon) –– Tease and crumpets.
FBoy Island (HBO Max) –– Fuck wits.
Back on the Record with Bob Costas (HBO) –– The broken one.
The Defeated (Netflix) –– Utterly beat.
Cecily Strong as Melissa in Schmigadoon.Schmigadoon (Apple TV+) –– Number cringing.
No Sudden Move (HBO Max) –– Slow on up takes.
Woodstock 99: Peace Love and Rage (HBO) –– Festers.
Jolt (Amazon) –– Guilty as charged.
Naomi Osaka (Netflix) –– Quit pro quoi?
Ultra City Smiths (AMC+) –– Smith bothers.
The North Water (AMC+) –– Frozen nuts.
Sexy Beasts (Netlix) –– Faunacation.
Turner & Hooch (Disney+) –– Slobber party.
Tom Hiddleston as Loki.Loki (Disney+) –– Loko.
Catch and Kill: The Podcast Tapes (HBO) –– Ronan the Accuser.
Gossip Girl (HBO Max) –– Dish infectant.
The White Lotus (HBO) –– Lost resort.
The Mysterious Benedict Society (Disney+) –– Benedict encumbered batch.
Dr. Death (Peacock) –– MD threats.
Infinite (Paramount+) –– Jest.
Kevin Can F**k Himself (AMC) –– If he produced this.
Physical (Apple TV+) –– Like rectal exam part.
Caricature of Nonso Anozie as Tommy Jeppard in Sweet Tooth.Sweet Tooth (Netflix) –– Center of cavity.
HouseBroken (Fox) –– Pet crossing.
Panic (Amazon) –– Hysterically unfunny.
Oslo (HBO) –– As you can go.
Lisey’ Story (Apple TV+) –– Lazey.
The Me You Can’t See (Apple TV+) –– Mental knots.
Solos (Amazon) –– Slow-os.
Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K. (Hulu) –– Swollen header.
Friends: The Reunion (HBO Max) –– Rack and reune.

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Ewan McGregor in Halston.Halston (Netflix) –– Fashion faux pas.
Run the World (Starz) –– Into the ground.
Pride (FX) –– Queer’s the thing.
The Upshaws (Netflix) –– Sykes out.
Hacks (HBO Max) –– Referring to the writers.
The Underground Railroad (Amazon) –– Stop loss.
Ziwe (SHO) –– From eh! to Ziwe.
The Crime of the Century (HBO) –– Pharma’s market.
Let’s Be Real (Fox) –– Foam home.

Josh Duhamel in Jupiter's Legacy.Jupiter’s Legacy (Netflix) –– Stupider’s legacy.
Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse (Amazon) –– Had to be cruel to perpetrate this.
Girls5Eva (Peacock) –– Quint trouble.
Shadow and Bone (Netflix) –– Osteopathetic.
Rutherford Falls (Peacock) –– More just sags.
Cruel Summer (Freeform) –– Humid suffering.
The Mosquito Coast (Apple TV+) –– Sting bomb.
Spy City (AMC+) –– Moledy.
Sasquatch (Hulu) –– Pig foot.
Melissa AcCarthy in Thunder ForceThunder Force (Netflix) –– Thunder sighs.
Frank of Ireland (Amazon) –– Eire on side of caution.
Romeo and Juliet (PBS) –– Stark crossed.
Dad Stop Embarrassing Me! (Netflix) –– Same old shame old.
Big Shot (Disney+) –– Dunk irk.
Rebel (ABC) –– Repel.
Home Economics (ABC) –– Home ick.
Love and Monsters (Netflix) –– Creepslow.
Them (Amazon Prime) –– Pus and Them.
Olivia Liang in Kung FuKung Fu (CW) –– Shit kicker.
The Nevers (HBO) –– Too often.
The Serpent (Netflix) –– Snake piss kin.
Mare of Easttown (HBO) –– Mare’s nest.
Chad (TB) –– Teenie weenie.
Hemingway (PBS) –– Burnt and Ernie.
Hysterical (FX) –– She hee hee.
United States of Al (CBS) –– Al fiasco.
Seaspiracy (Netflix) –– Sea pap.
Anthiny Mackie as The Falcon.The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (Disney+) –– Bucky dent.
Made for Love (HBO Max) –– Pshaw leave.
The Irregulars (Netflix) –– Constipated.
Invincible (Amazon) –– Should be Invisible.
The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers (Disney+) –– Channel changer.
Calls (Apple TV+) –– Of the not-so-wild.
Waffles + Mochi (Netflix) –– Nut snack.
Q: Into the Storm (HBO) –– Q and Oy!
Crime Scene: Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (Netflix) –– Cecil be demented.
Caricature of Cynthia Erivo starring in Genius: Aretha.Genius: Aretha (Nat Geo) –– Bent Franklin.
Generation (HBO Max) –– Ecchs.
For Heaven’s Sake (Paramount+) –– Empyreal waste and measures.
kid 90 (Hulu) –– No kidding.
Oprah with Meghan and Harry (CBS) –– Queen’s damn bit.
Biggie: I Got a Story to Tell (Netflix) –– Don’t sweat Smalls stuff.
Punky Brewster (Peacock) –– Growners.
Ginny & Georgia (Netflix) –– Girly fries.
Superman & Lois (CW) –– Runs the Clark down.
I Care a Lot (Netflix) –– Me, not at all.
Murder Among the Mormons (Netflix) –– LDS trip.
Allen v. Farrow (HBO) –– Cringe-worthless.
Behind Her Eyes (Netflix) –– Nothin’.
Young Rock (NBC) –– Wrestlemenial.
There Is No I in Threesome (HBO Max) –– And no 3 in 1 Star.
It’s a Sin (HBO Max) –– Forgive and frig it.
The Event (HBO Max) –– Hokey Puck.
The Crew (Netflix) –– Crewd.
Caricature of Stanley Tucci.Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy (CNN) –– Tucci and go.
Amend: The Fight for America (Netflix) –– Constitution conventional.
Kenan (NBC) –– And kill.
Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham (Starz) –– Road kilt.
The Luminaries (Starz) –– Dim bulbs.
Framing Britney Spears (Hulu) –– Pickle Spears.
Clarice (CBS) –– Starling roll.
The Equalizer (CBS) –– Equal to numb.
Fake Famous (HBO ) –– Click debate.
Caricature of Pat Morita.More Than Miyagi: The Pat Morita Story (Netflix) –– Chopped liver.
Firefly Lane (Netflix) –– Flicker license.
Wendy Williams: The Movie (Lifetime) –– WWTF.
Resident Alien (Syfy) –– Relo fake.
The Lady and the Dale (HBO) –– Trans amped.
The Investigation (HBO) –– Slip cover.
Painting With John (HBO) –– Daub prize.
Outside the Wire (Netflix) –– Why’re to Wire?
Fate: The Winx Saga (Netflix) –– A Winx and a nod out.
Caricature of Elizabeth Olsen in WandaVision.WandaVision (Disney+) –– Blurry Vision.
Flack (Amazon) –– Hump dingers.
Walker (CW)–– Ranger rook.
The Sister (Hulu) –– Craze anatomy.
The Hustler (ABC) –– Lies wide shut.
The Chase (ABC) –– Moron stalely Chase.
Bridge and Tunnel (Epix) –– Jersey wrong.
Trickster (CW) –– Shrimp scam pee.
Celebrating America (CNN) –– Inaugural blah.

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