House of the Dragon (HBO) –– Dragon: its tale.
Monarch (Fox) –– Twang chunk.
Gutsy (AppleTV+) –– Like IBS.
Wedding Season (Hulu) –– Rite and wrong.
Last Light (Peacock) –– Dim.
Tell Me Lies (Hulu) –– OK, I thought this was great.
She-Hulk: Attorney-at-Law (Disney+) –– Una avocado.
House of Hammer (Discovery+) –– Armie maneuvers.
Me Time (Netflix) –– Loaded pampers.
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (Amazon) –– Tolkein jester.
Samaritan (Amazon) –– Bad Samaritan.
Welcome to Wrexham (FX) –– Wrecks ‘em.
Little Demon (FXX) –– A damned sight worse.
Mo (Netflix ) –– Less.
Mike (Hulu) –– Punch-drunk lug.
The Patient (FX/Hulu) –– Impatient.
Echoes (Netflix) –– Ecch-os.
Tales of the Walking Dead (AMC) –– Brr blank.
The Sandman (Netflix) –– Lacks grit.
Day Shift (Netflix) –– Stake tata.
A League of Their Own (Amazon) –– Bushed league.
Five Days at Memorial (Apple TV+) –– Katrina witless.
They/Them (Peacock) –– Slash tag.
Beavis and Butthead (Paramount+) –– Moron the same.
Surface (AppleTV+) –– All.
Paper Girls (Amazon) –– Paper thin.
The Resort (Peacock) –– Overstays its welcome.
Prey (Hulu) –– Eek, Prey, loathe.
Uncoupled (Netflix) –– Nil Patrick Harris.
The Last Movie Stars (HBO) –– Newman zone.
Rap Sh!t ((HBO Max) –– Remove the Rap.
Don’t Make Me Go (Amazon) –– On this.
The Captain (ESPN) –– Dreck Jeter.
Unprecedented (Discovery+) –– Unpresidented.
Black Bird (AppleTV+) –– Sinking in the dead of night.
Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time (Hulu) –– Kurt manners.
The Bear (FX) –– Kitchen sinks.
The Terminal List (Amazon) –– Pratt falls.
The Princess (Hulu) –– Heir biscuit.
Maggie (Hulu) –– Maggoty.
Chloe (Amazon) –– Cloy.
Gordita Chronicles (HBO Max) –– Cucu caca.
Loot (Apple TV+) –– Broke.
Players (Paramount+) –– Gamy.
God’s Favorite Idiot (Netflix) –– Will be spared this.
Ms. Marvel (Disney+) –– Teenie plopper.
Halftime (Netflix) –– Jeer leaders.
Mind Over Murder (HBO) –– Dead head.
The Old Man (FX) –– Too small for its Bridges.
This Is Going to Hurt (AMC+) –– Doc ack!
Irma Vep (HBO) –– Vepid.
Fire Island (Hulu) –– Pines away.
Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special (Netflix) –– Amen.
Under the Banner of Heaven (FX) –– Heaven scent.
Obi-Wan Kenobi –– Jedi mind tic.
Pistol (FX) –– Rotten, Vicious.
Shoresy (Hulu) –– Slapshod.
Angelyne (Peacock) –– Boob job.
Night Sky (Amazon) –– Sorry, sorry Night.
Now & Then (Apple TV+) –– Which is still too often.
George Carlin’s American Dream (HBO) –– Routine inspection.
The Kids in the Hall (Amazon) –– Growners.
The Kids in the Hall: Comedy Punks (Amazon) –– Laugh track.
Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers (Disney+) –– Chip ’n dip.
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (Paramount+) –– Old dog, new Trek.
Tom Swift (CW) –– Brain delay.
The Lincoln Lawyer (Netflix) –– Lincoln coarse air.
Candy (Hulu) – Corn.
The Pentaverate (Netflix) –– Five and dim.
Shining Girls (Apple+) –– No sweat.
The Staircase (HBO Max) –– Fall down, go bum.
The Survivor (Amazon) –– Jews box.
The Offer (Paramount+) –– You can refuse.
The Man Who Fell to Earth (SHO) –– Ker-flop.
Anatomy of a Scandal (Amazon) –– MP threats.
We Own This City (HBO) –– Baltimore scum.
The Baby (HBO) –– Wah-wah piddle.
Our Great National Parks (Netflix) –– Old face-full.
61st Street (AMC) –– Gun Chi.
The First Lady (SHO) –– Doesn’t FLOTUS my boat.
Tokyo Vice (HBO Max) –– Vice squat.
Gaslit (Starz) –– Martha and the vandal loss.
The Outlaws (Amazon) –– Punishing.
Benjamin Franklin (PBS) –– Go fly a kite!
They Call Me Magic (Apple TV+) –– Johnson and his Johnson.
Killing It (Peacock) –– My brain.
Outer Range (Amazon) –– Rim job.
Roar (Apple TV+) –– A dull Roar.
Is It Cake? (Netflix) –– Well, it’s brown, cylindrical, malodorus.
The Girl From Plainville (Hulu) –– Tried and texted.
Lizzo’s Watch Out for the Big Grrrls (Amazon) –– Super thighs me.
Our Flag Means Death (HBO Max) –– Pirate's booby.
Julia (HBO Max) –– Child endangerment.
Human Resources (Netflix) –– HR block.
Minx (HBO Max) –– Porny tales.
DMZ (HBO) –– De miniaturized zone.
Pachinko (Apple TV+) –– Tiny balls.
The Thing About Pam (NBC) –– Pamalot.
The Andy Warhol Diaries (Netflix) –– Andy crap.
The Last Days of Ptolemy Gray (Apple TV+) –– Gray mutter.
Life and Beth (Hulu) –– Slow Beth.
Bad Vegan: Fame, Fraud. Fugitives. (Netflix) –– And lots of Fruits.
Welcome to Flatch (Fox) –– Flatchulent.
Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty (HBO) –– Hoop squirts.
Worst Roommate Ever (Netflix) –– Gin roomie.
Fresh (Hulu) –– Meat cute.
Lucy and Desi (Hulu) –– Ball barings.
The Dropout (Hulu) –– Drop out.
jeen-yuhs (Netflix) –– geez-yutz.
All American: Homecoming (CW) –– Return descender.
The Tinder Swindler (Netflix) –– Ass swipe.
Vikings: Valhalla (Netflix) –– Mead puppets.
From (Epix) –– Too.
Abraham Lincoln (History Channel) –– The weakest Linc.
Inventing Anna (Netflix) –– Anna pest.
The Woman in the House Across the Street From the Girl in the Window (Netflix) –– The thriller is gone.
Promised Land (ABC) –– Plot contrivance.
Pam & Tommy (Hulu) –– Dick ‘er tape parade.
The Gilded Age (HBO) –– Plutocraps.
Janet Jackson (Lifetime) –– Bright lights, big titty.
Secrets of Playboy (A&E) –– Hef baked.
As We See It (Amazonmobius) –– With eyes shut.
We Need To Talk About Cosby (SHO) –– Bill of bads.
Somebody Somewhere (HBO) –– Nobody nowhere.
Archive 81 (Netflix) –– Record creeping.
Wolf Like Me (Peacock) –– Shithowl.
How I Met Your Father (Hulu) –– Dad plod.
La Fortuna (AMC+) –– Unfortuna.
The Afterparty (Apple TV+) –– Potty favors.
Peacemaker (HBO Max) –– Involuntary jerk.
Pivoting (Fox) –– Spins out of control.
The Cleaning Lady (Fox) –– Mop hit.
Judge Steve Harvey (ABC) –– Harshly.
Good Sam (CBS) –– Sam’s flub.
Hype House (Netflix) –– Promo chode.
The Book of Boba Fett (Disney+) –– Corn Fett.
Next Level Chef (Fox) –– No dice.
Naomi (CW) –– Whats?
Around the World in 80 Days (PBS) –– Petty Fogg.
Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts (HBO) –– Spells disaster.
MacGruber (Peacock) –– Forte achers and a mewl.
Beanie Mania (HBO Max) –– Stuff it.
Station Eleven (HBO Max) –– Plague D’oh!
1883 (Paramount+) –– Frontier heir lines.
Abbott Elementary (ABC) –– ABCheese.
The Wheel of Time (Amazon) –– Clock blockers.
American Auto (NBC) –– Toilet stall.
Saturday Morning All Star Hits (Netflix) –– I’m over the Mooney.
The Forever Prisoner (HBO) –– Zilch and release.
Anne Boleyn (AMC+) –– Behead, Bath & Beyond.
Welcome to Earth (Disney+) –– Terran dippity.
Voir (Netflix) –– And peace?
Harlem (Amazon) –– Uptown flunk.
And Just Like That… (HBO Max) –– Sucks in the city.
Adrienne (HBO) –– Shelley splinters.
Annie Live! (NBC) –– Depression error.
Hawkeye (Disney+) –– Strayed arrow.
Landscapers (HBO Max) –– Buries and scream.
True Story (Netflix) –– Believe it or knock.
Nash Bridges (USA) –– Darn Johnson!
Cowboy BeBop (Netflix) –– Bebop a lulu.
Adele One Night Only (CBS) –– Adele roar.
The Shrink Next Door (Apple TV+) –– Head tripe.
Finch (Apple TV+) –– Bull Finch.
Tampa Baes (Amazon) –– Baes on balls.
Judy Justice (IMDb TV) –– Ajudycation.
Colin in Black and White (Netflix) –– Kneel harm strong.
Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for It (Netflix) –– Eek Rita.
Fairfax (Amazon) –– LA lackers.
Home Sweet Home (NBC) –– Be it ever so bumbled.
Guilty Party (Paramount+) –– Takes the crap.
Dave Chapelle: The Closer (Netflix) –– Open and shit case.
Maid (Netflix) –– Neat trick.
La Brea (NBC) –– Tar and feathers.
Mr. Corman (Apple TV+) –– Buck teach.
Chucky (Syfy) –– Cheese.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (Disney+) –– Felt bad.
Ghosts (CBS) –– Haunt toad.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (Amazon) –– Vacay lots.
BMF (Starz) –– Detroit mishagas.
Dopesick (Hulu) –– Dopes sick.
Acapulco (Apple TV+) –– Beach coma.
Buried (SHO) –– Should be.
One of Us Is Lying (Peacock) –– One who said it’s watchable.
What Happened, Brittany Murphy? (HBO Max) –– Murphy bad.
John Stewart’s The Problem (Apple TV+) –– Agreed.
Britney vs Spears (Netflix) –– Blonde bomb shill.
Foundation (Apple TV+) –– Built on lies.
Squid Game (Netflix) –– Squish fulfillment.
Muhammad Ali (PBS) –– Ham fisted.
Our Kind of People (Fox) –– Lousy actors?
NCIS Hawai’i (CBS) –– Sets aloha bar.
Midnight Mass (Netflix) –– Doesn’t get rite.
Ordinary Joe (NBC) –– Like cold cup of coffee.
Alter Ego (Fox) –– Alter script.
Nuclear Family (HBO) –– Grind mothers.
Fiasco (Epix) –– Know thyself.
The Harper House (Paramount+) –– Harper valley DOA.
The Wonder Years (ABC) –– Still white bread.
Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol (Peacock) –– Semi-idiotics.
The Premise (Hulu) –– Is ridiculous.
LulaRich (Amazon) –– Lula lemon.
Impeachment: American Crime Story (FX) –– Same old thong.
Q-Force (Netflix) –– Q? Ah, non!
American Rust (SHO) –– Seizes up.
Cinderella (Amazon) –– Blue Prince.
He’s All That (Netflix) –– Dull, stupid, annoying.
Only Murders in the Building (Hulu) –– Martin short.
Gossip (SHO) –– Dirt poor.
Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed (Netflix) –– Landscape mold.
Clickbait (Netflix) –– The weakest link.
Chapelwaite (Epix) –– What the hex?
NYC Epicenters 9/11 -> 2021 1/2’ (HBO) –– Spike cam.
We Love NYC: The Homecoming Concert (CNN) –– Washout.
Heels (Starz) –– Ring’s false.
Brand New Cherry Flavor (Netflix) –– Cherry choke.
The Chair (Netflix) –– Oh fudge.
Fantasy Island (FOX) –– The isle of Crappy.
What If… (Disney+) –– Fly specs.
Sweet Girl (Netflix) –– Syruptitious.
Nine Perfect Strangers (Hulu) –– Working with nonet.
The Pursuit of Love (Amazon) –– Tease and crumpets.
FBoy Island (HBO Max) –– Fuck wits.
Back on the Record with Bob Costas (HBO) –– The broken one.
The Defeated (Netflix) –– Utterly beat.
Schmigadoon (Apple TV+) –– Number cringing.
No Sudden Move (HBO Max) –– Slow on up takes.
Woodstock 99: Peace Love and Rage (HBO) –– Festers.
Jolt (Amazon) –– Guilty as charged.
Naomi Osaka (Netflix) –– Quit pro quoi?
Ultra City Smiths (AMC+) –– Smith bothers.
The North Water (AMC+) –– Frozen nuts.
Sexy Beasts (Netlix) –– Faunacation.
Turner & Hooch (Disney+) –– Slobber party.
Loki (Disney+) –– Loko.
Catch and Kill: The Podcast Tapes (HBO) –– Ronan the Accuser.
Gossip Girl (HBO Max) –– Dish infectant.
The White Lotus (HBO) –– Lost resort.
The Mysterious Benedict Society (Disney+) –– Benedict encumbered batch.
Dr. Death (Peacock) –– MD threats.
Infinite (Paramount+) –– Jest.
Kevin Can F**k Himself (AMC) –– If he produced this.
Physical (Apple TV+) –– Like rectal exam part.
Sweet Tooth (Netflix) –– Center of cavity.
HouseBroken (Fox) –– Pet crossing.
Panic (Amazon) –– Hysterically unfunny.
Oslo (HBO) –– As you can go.
Lisey’ Story (Apple TV+) –– Lazey.
The Me You Can’t See (Apple TV+) –– Mental knots.
Solos (Amazon) –– Slow-os.
Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K. (Hulu) –– Swollen header.
Friends: The Reunion (HBO Max) –– Rack and reune.
Halston (Netflix) –– Fashion faux pas.
Run the World (Starz) –– Into the ground.
Pride (FX) –– Queer’s the thing.
The Upshaws (Netflix) –– Sykes out.
Hacks (HBO Max) –– Referring to the writers.
The Underground Railroad (Amazon) –– Stop loss.
Ziwe (SHO) –– From eh! to Ziwe.
The Crime of the Century (HBO) –– Pharma’s market.
Let’s Be Real (Fox) –– Foam home.
Jupiter’s Legacy (Netflix) –– Stupider’s legacy.
Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse (Amazon) –– Had to be cruel to perpetrate this.
Girls5Eva (Peacock) –– Quint trouble.
Shadow and Bone (Netflix) –– Osteopathetic.
Rutherford Falls (Peacock) –– More just sags.
Cruel Summer (Freeform) –– Humid suffering.
The Mosquito Coast (Apple TV+) –– Sting bomb.
Spy City (AMC+) –– Moledy.
Sasquatch (Hulu) –– Pig foot.
Thunder Force (Netflix) –– Thunder sighs.
Frank of Ireland (Amazon) –– Eire on side of caution.
Romeo and Juliet (PBS) –– Stark crossed.
Dad Stop Embarrassing Me! (Netflix) –– Same old shame old.
Big Shot (Disney+) –– Dunk irk.
Rebel (ABC) –– Repel.
Home Economics (ABC) –– Home ick.
Love and Monsters (Netflix) –– Creepslow.
Them (Amazon Prime) –– Pus and Them.
Kung Fu (CW) –– Shit kicker.
The Nevers (HBO) –– Too often.
The Serpent (Netflix) –– Snake piss kin.
Mare of Easttown (HBO) –– Mare’s nest.
Chad (TB) –– Teenie weenie.
Hemingway (PBS) –– Burnt and Ernie.
Hysterical (FX) –– She hee hee.
United States of Al (CBS) –– Al fiasco.
Seaspiracy (Netflix) –– Sea pap.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (Disney+) –– Bucky dent.
Made for Love (HBO Max) –– Pshaw leave.
The Irregulars (Netflix) –– Constipated.
Invincible (Amazon) –– Should be Invisible.
The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers (Disney+) –– Channel changer.
Calls (Apple TV+) –– Of the not-so-wild.
Waffles + Mochi (Netflix) –– Nut snack.
Q: Into the Storm (HBO) –– Q and Oy!
Crime Scene: Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (Netflix) –– Cecil be demented.
Genius: Aretha (Nat Geo) –– Bent Franklin.
Generation (HBO Max) –– Ecchs.
For Heaven’s Sake (Paramount+) –– Empyreal waste and measures.
kid 90 (Hulu) –– No kidding.
Oprah with Meghan and Harry (CBS) –– Queen’s damn bit.
Biggie: I Got a Story to Tell (Netflix) –– Don’t sweat Smalls stuff.
Punky Brewster (Peacock) –– Growners.
Ginny & Georgia (Netflix) –– Girly fries.
Superman & Lois (CW) –– Runs the Clark down.
I Care a Lot (Netflix) –– Me, not at all.
Murder Among the Mormons (Netflix) –– LDS trip.
Allen v. Farrow (HBO) –– Cringe-worthless.
Behind Her Eyes (Netflix) –– Nothin’.
Young Rock (NBC) –– Wrestlemenial.
There Is No I in Threesome (HBO Max) –– And no 3 in 1 Star.
It’s a Sin (HBO Max) –– Forgive and frig it.
The Event (HBO Max) –– Hokey Puck.
The Crew (Netflix) –– Crewd.
Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy (CNN) –– Tucci and go.
Amend: The Fight for America (Netflix) –– Constitution conventional.
Kenan (NBC) –– And kill.
Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham (Starz) –– Road kilt.
The Luminaries (Starz) –– Dim bulbs.
Framing Britney Spears (Hulu) –– Pickle Spears.
Clarice (CBS) –– Starling roll.
The Equalizer (CBS) –– Equal to numb.
Fake Famous (HBO ) –– Click debate.
More Than Miyagi: The Pat Morita Story (Netflix) –– Chopped liver.
Firefly Lane (Netflix) –– Flicker license.
Wendy Williams: The Movie (Lifetime) –– WWTF.
Resident Alien (Syfy) –– Relo fake.
The Lady and the Dale (HBO) –– Trans amped.
The Investigation (HBO) –– Slip cover.
Painting With John (HBO) –– Daub prize.
Outside the Wire (Netflix) –– Why’re to Wire?
Fate: The Winx Saga (Netflix) –– A Winx and a nod out.
WandaVision (Disney+) –– Blurry Vision.
Flack (Amazon) –– Hump dingers.
Walker (CW)–– Ranger rook.
The Sister (Hulu) –– Craze anatomy.
The Hustler (ABC) –– Lies wide shut.
The Chase (ABC) –– Moron stalely Chase.
Bridge and Tunnel (Epix) –– Jersey wrong.
Trickster (CW) –– Shrimp scam pee.
Celebrating America (CNN) –– Inaugural blah.