TELEVISION 2

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Caricature of David Oyelowo as the title character in the Paramount+ western television series Lawmen: Bass Reeves.Lawmen: Bass Reeves (Paramount+) –– Throw this Bass back.
Old Dads (Netflix) –– Woke betide.
Bodies (Netflix) –– Marching corpse.
Lessons in Chemistry (Apple TV+) –– Test tube blabby.
John Carpenter’s Suburban Screams (Peacock) –– Carpenter ain’ts.
Goosebumps (Disney+) –– Flesh spots.
The American Buffalo (PBS) –– Plugged nickel.
Frasier (Paramount+) –– Crane pose.
Bargain (Paramount+) –– Basement.

Caricature of Jesse L. Martin as Alec Mercer in the NBC crime series The Irrational.The Irrational (NBC) –– Take leave of its senseless.
Gen V (Amazon) –– V-hate.
Found (NBC) –– And lost.
The Fall of the House of Usher (Netflix) –– Poe-faced.
Krapopolis (FOX) –– Myths, one’s guess.
Still Up (Apple TV+) –– Float alone.
American Horror Story: Delicate (FX) –– Grim Kardashian.
The Continental: From the World of John Wick (Peacock) –– Icing penalty.
The Other Black Girl (Hulu) –– The really annoying one.
Caricature of Rosario Dawson as the title character in the Disney+ Star Wars TV series Ahsoka by Martin Kozlowski.Ahsoka (Disney+) –– A sucker.
Wilderness (Amazon) –– Arggh, Wilderness!
All the Light We Cannot See (Netflix) -– In the dark.
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon (AMC) –– French toast.
Dreaming Whilst Black (SHO) –– Nightmare ally.
The Changeling (Apple TV+) –– Changeling the channels.
One Piece (Netflix) –– Of shit.
Secrets of Penthouse (A&E) –– Goochie goo.
Depp v. Heard (Netflix) –– Plumbs the Depps.
Caricature of Matthew Broderick as Richard Sackler in the Netflix drama Painkiller.Painkiller (Netflix) –– Painfiller.
The Monkey King (Netflick) –– King Wrong.
The Winter King (MGM+) –– Arthur of its own misfortune.
Telemarketers (HBO) –– Dial back.
The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart (Amazon) –– Hard to ♡.
How to Become a Cult Leader (Netflix) –– Another Trump doc?
After the Bite (HBO) –– Spit, don’t swallow.
Twisted Metal (Peacock) –– Dumb elation derby.
Survival of the Thickest (Netflix) –– Fat’s all in head.
Caricature of Timothy Olyphant as lawman Marshal Raylan Givens in Justified: City Primeval. Justified: City Primeval (FX) –– Givens: his doo.
Special Ops: Lioness (Paramount+) –– Ops shit.
Goliath (SHO) –– Wilt Chamberlain.
Full Circle (Max) –– Around the drain.
The Out-Laws (Netflix) –– Heist grossing movie.
Last Call: When a Serial Killer Stalked Queer New York (HBO) –– Saw losers.
The Horror of Dolores Roach (Amazon) –– Roach’s prey.
Full Circle (Max) –– Jerk.
Hijack (AppleTV+) –– Route awakening.
Caricature of Kim Cattrall as makeup mogul Madolyn Addison in the TV series Glamorous by Martin Kozlowski.Glamorous (Netflix) –– Glam stew.
Average Joe (BET+) –– Schmomentum.
The Walking Dead: Dead City (AMC) –– Density.
I’m a Virgo (Amazon) –– Bad sign.
The Full Monty (Hulu) –– Monty cliff.
Ridley (PBS) –– Shot.
Secret Invasion (Disney+) –– Skrull sessions.
Based on a True Story (Peacock) –– Tricks serial killer.
The Crowded Room (Apple TV+) –– The empty script.
Caricature of The Weeknd as Tedros in the Idol TV show on HBO by Martin Kozlowski.The Idol (HBO) –– Chatter.
FUBAR (Netflix) –– Arnold stank.
Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai (Max) –– Furry dust.
Primo (Freevee) –– San Antonio spurts.
High Desert (Apple TV+) –– And dry.
SisterS (IFC) –– Irish creep stakes.
XO Kitty (Netflix) –– Kitty litter.
Platonic (Apple TV+) –– No action.
Mulligan (Netflix) –– Should take one.
Caricature of Justin Theroux as G. Gordon Liddy in HBO's White House Plumbers by Martin Kozlowski.White House Plumbers (HBO) –– Break-in bad.
City on Fire (Apple TV+) –– Cinder blockheads.
The Muppets Mayhem (Disney+) –– Wayhem bayhem!
Silo (Apple TV+) –– Grainy.
Class of ’09 (FX) –– Oh, nein!
Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story –– Charlotte ruse.
Bupkis (Peacock) –– Not even.
A Small Light (NatGeo) –– Frank and earnest.
Tom Jones (PBS) –– Romp com.
Caricature of Priyanka Chopra Jonas as Nadia Sinh in the Amazon TV spy thriller Citadel by Martin Kozlowski. Citadel (Amazon) –– Sit a dull.
Fatal Attraction (Paramount+) –– Amour frou frou.
Saint X (Hulu) –– Halo stranger.
Love & Death (HBO Max) –– Hatin’ life.
Baby J (Netflix) –– J low.
Dear Mama (FX) –– Yo-yo Mama.
Dead Ringers (Amazon) –– Gyno mite.
The Diplomat (Netflix) –– Embassy sheesh.
Mrs. Davis (Peacock) –– Wimple popper.
Caricature of Jennifer Garner as Hannah Hall in the Apple TV+ series The Last Thing He Told Me.The Last Thing He Told Me (Apple TV+) –– ‘You stink.’
Rennervations (Disney+) –– Rennergotiate.
Personality Crisis: One Night Only (SHO) –– Skull rot Johansen.
Tiny Beautiful Things (Hulu) –– Micro digressions.
Jury Duty (Freevee) –– Box lunks.
Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies (Paramount+) –– Goil slick.
Transatlantic (Netflix) –– Paris taxes.
Unstable (Netflix) –– Wobble, wobble.
Pretty Baby: Brooke Shields (Hulu) –– Malle de merde.
Caricature of Ali Wong as Amy Lau in the Netflix film Beef.Beef (Netflix) –– Low man.
The Power (Amazon) –– Outage.
The Big Door Prize (Apple TV+) –– Door stop.
Great Expectations (FX/Hulu) –– Little dope Pip.
Rabbit Hole (Paramount+) –– Suck hop.
The Crossover (Disney+) –– Gloss over.
Up Here (Hulu) –– Past the rectum.
The Night Agent (Netflix) –– Slay boy after dark.
Extrapolations (Apple TV+) –– Err extensions.
Caricature of Bob Odenkirk As Prof. Hank Devereaux in Lucky Hank.Lucky Hank (AMC) –– Hank dog.
American Born Chinese (Disney+) –– Sinositis.
Swarm (Amazon) –– S’tepid.
Chris Rock: Selective Outrage (Netflix) –– Rock scissors pauper.
Rain Dogs (HBO) –– This mutt’s all wet.
True Lies (CBS) –– I Despise.
Daisy Jones & The Six (Amazon) –– Fleetwood hack.
History of the World, Part II (Hulu) –– ‘Brooks, no!’ argument.
Liaison (Apple TV+) –– Don’t hook up.
Caricature of Ken Marino as Ron Donald in the comedy televison series Party Down. Party Down (Starz) –– Caters to idiots.
The Consultant (Amazon) –– Minute (as in tiny) Waltz.
The Company You Keep (ABC) –– Gulled by association.
Hello Tomorrow! (Apple TV+) –– Future trauma.
Animal Control (Fox) –– Have it put down.
Not Dead Yet (ABC) –– Prove it.
Bill Russell: Legend (Netflix) –– Hoops springs eternal.
Dear Edward (AppleTV+) –– Ed games.
Rogue Heroes (MGM+) –– Rascals flat.
Caricature of Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale in the Peacock series Poker Face.Poker Face (Peacock) –– With your fist.
The Ark (Syfy) –– No duhs Ark.
Cunk on Earth (Netflix) –– Cunks out.
Shrinking (Apple TV+) –– You’re in analysis.
Pamela, a love story (Netflix) –– Bray watch.
Wolf Pack (Paramount+) –– Howl in the hell.
You People (Netflix) –– Screw You.
That ‘90s Show (Netflix) –– In the low ‘90s.
The 1619 Project (Hulu) –– Leave it to slaver.
Caricature of the animated character Velma voiced by Mindy Kaling in the HBO Max series which is an adult-oriented spin-off of Scooby-Doo.Velma (HBO Max) –– Scooby doo doo.
Accused (Fox) –– Guilty pain.
Stephen Curry: Underrated (Apple TV+) –– And overexposed.
Break Point (Netflix) –– Double fault.
Night Court (ABC) –– Court cutter.
Mayfair Witches (AMC) –– Lemon Rice.
Copenhagen Cowboy (Netflix) –– The Dane curse.
The Lying Life of Adults (Netflix) –– Fibber nocce sequence.
Will Trent (ABC) –– Buck the Trent.
Caricature of Prince Harry in Harry & Meghan.Harry & Meghan (Netflix) –– Royal wetting.
Kaleidoscope (Netflix) –– Prism break.
Paul T. Goldman (Peacock) –– Beyond the cringe.
Treason (Netflix) –– Eww turn.
The Witcher: Blood Origin (Netflix) –– Blood really simple.
Willow (Disney+) –– Tit Willow.
George & Tammy (SHO) –– Stand by, bore man.
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (Disney+) –– Drax in spots.
Shaq (HBO) –– Shake Shaq.
Caricature of Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams in the Netflix series Wednesday.Wednesday (Netflix) –– Sham Addams.
Echo 3 (AppleTV+) –– Echo laxation.
A Christmas Story Christmas (HBO Max) –– Yule haul.
Scrooge: A Christmas Carol (Netflix) –– Lowers the bah.
Good Night Oppy (Amazon) –– Oppy seconds.
Disenchanted (Disney+) –– Dispelled.
The Santa Clauses (Disney+) –– Noel exit.
Fleishman Is in Trouble (Hulu) –– Margarine of error.
Mammals (Amazon) ––Fury critters.
Caricature of Sylvester Stallone starring as Dwight 'The General' Manfredi in Tulsa King.Tulsa King (Paramount+) –– Sly dog.
The Calling (Peacock) –– Hung up.
The English (Amazon) –– Westward D'oh!
Say Hey, Willie Mays! (HBO) –– The catcher on the fly.
Dangerous Liaisons (Starz) –– Bonking crisis.
Spector (SHO) –– Phil the bile.
The Big Brunch (HBO Max) –– Waffle irony.
Enola Holmes 2 (Netflix) –– Rest Holmes.
Lopez vs. Lopez (NBC) –– George of the junkhole.
Caricature of Selena Gomez in her documentary Slelena Gomez: My Mind & Me.Selena Gomez: My Mind & Me (Apple TV+) –– Brain fleas.
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (Roku Channel) –– Accordion falter.
Blockbuster (Netflix) –– Rental retardation.
God Forbid: The Sex Scandal that Brought Down a Dynasty (Hulu) –– The baptist john.
Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi (Disney+) –– Cool your Jedis.
Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities (Netflix) –– Toro doody.
The Hair Tales (Hulu) –– You’ll want to fro up.
From Scratch (Netflix) –– Scratch.
The Peripheral (Amazon) –– View side-eye.
Caricature of Gael García Bernal as Jack Russell in the Marvel TV film Werewolf By Night.Werewolf by Night (Disney+) –– Gnashville.
Rosaline (Hulu) –– Charlie Romeo Alpha Papa.
A Friend of the Family (Peacock) –– Serial flakes.
East New York (CBS) –– Brooklyn nits.
The Midnight Club (Netflix) –– Youth corpse.
The Lincoln Project (SHO) –– Log out.
Fire Country (CBS) –– Cinder fella.
Walker: Independence (CW) –– Walker for seniors.
Hellraiser (Hulu) –– By and for pinheads.
Caricature of Hilary Swank as Eileen Fitzgerald in Alaska Daily.Alaska Daily (ABC) –– Scoopy doo.
Let the Right One In (SHO) –– Left out.
Interview With a Vampire (AMC) –– Bloodwank.
Andor (Disney+) –– Neithernor.
So Help Me Todd (CBS) –– Hard Toddy.
The Rookie: Feds (ABC) –– Rookie mistake.
Lou (Netflix) –– Skip, too, my Lou.
Reboot (Hulu) –– Rebooed.
High School (Amazon) –– Tweegan & Sour.
Caricature of Raymond Lee as Dr. Ben Song in Quantum Leap.Quantum Leap (NBC) –– Quantum of soulless.
Unreasonable Doubt (Hulu) –– Prima facile evidence.
Thai Cave Rescue (Netflix) –– Thai stuck.
Sidney (AppleTV+) –– To Sid with love.
Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (Netflix) –– Dumb and Dahmer.
The U.S. and the Holocaust (PBS) –– Extermination building.
Do Revenge (Netflix) –– Deadly Do, right?
American Gigolo (SHO) –– Giggle low.
Pinocchio (Disney+) –– Wood stain.
Caricature of Emma D'Arcy as Rhaenyra Targaryen in House of the Dragon.House of the Dragon (HBO) –– Dragon: its tale.
Monarch (Fox) –– Twang chunk.
Gutsy (AppleTV+) –– Like IBS.
Wedding Season (Hulu) –– Rite and wrong.
Last Light (Peacock) –– Dim.
Tell Me Lies (Hulu) –– OK, I thought this was great.
She-Hulk: Attorney-at-Law (Disney+) –– Una avocado.
House of Hammer (Discovery+) –– Armie maneuvers.
Me Time (Netflix) –– Loaded pampers.
Caricature of Morfydd Clark as Galadriel in Power of the Rings.The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (Amazon) –– Tolkein jester.
Samaritan (Amazon) –– Bad Samaritan.
Welcome to Wrexham (FX) –– Wrecks ‘em.
Little Demon (FXX) –– A damned sight worse.
Mo (Netflix ) –– Less.
Mike (Hulu) –– Punch-drunk lug.
The Patient (FX/Hulu) –– Impatient.
Echoes (Netflix) –– Ecch-os.
Tales of the Walking Dead (AMC) –– Brr blank.
Caricature of Tom Sturridge as Dream in The Sandman.The Sandman (Netflix) –– Lacks grit.
Day Shift (Netflix) –– Stake tata.
A League of Their Own (Amazon) –– Bushed league.
Five Days at Memorial (Apple TV+) –– Katrina witless.
They/Them (Peacock) –– Slash tag.
Beavis and Butthead (Paramount+) –– Moron the same.
Surface (AppleTV+) –– All.
Paper Girls (Amazon) –– Paper thin.
The Resort (Peacock) –– Overstays its welcome.
Caricature of Amber Midthunder as Naru in Prey.Prey (Hulu) –– Eek, Prey, loathe.
Uncoupled (Netflix) –– Nil Patrick Harris.
The Last Movie Stars (HBO) –– Newman zone.
Rap Sh!t ((HBO Max) –– Remove the Rap.
Don’t Make Me Go (Amazon) –– On this.
The Captain (ESPN) –– Dreck Jeter.
Unprecedented (Discovery+) –– Unpresidented.
Black Bird (AppleTV+) –– Sinking in the dead of night.
Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time (Hulu) –– Kurt manners.
Caricature of Jeremy Allen White as 'Carmy' Berzatto in The Bear.The Bear (FX) –– Kitchen sinks.
The Terminal List (Amazon) –– Pratt falls.
The Princess (Hulu) –– Heir biscuit.
Maggie (Hulu) –– Maggoty.
Chloe (Amazon) –– Cloy.
Gordita Chronicles (HBO Max) –– Cucu caca.
Loot (Apple TV+) –– Broke.
Players (Paramount+) –– Gamy.
God’s Favorite Idiot (Netflix) –– Will be spared this.
Caricature of Iman Vellani as the title character in the Disney TV+ superhero series Ms. Marvel.Ms. Marvel (Disney+) –– Teenie plopper.
Halftime (Netflix) –– Jeer leaders.
Mind Over Murder (HBO) –– Dead head.
The Old Man (FX) –– Too small for its Bridges.
This Is Going to Hurt (AMC+) –– Doc ack!
Irma Vep (HBO) –– Vepid.
Fire Island (Hulu) –– Pines away.
Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special (Netflix) –– Amen.
Under the Banner of Heaven (FX) –– Heaven scent.
Caricature of Ewan McGregor in Obi-Wan Kenobi.Obi-Wan Kenobi –– Jedi mind tic.
Pistol (FX) –– Rotten, Vicious.
Shoresy (Hulu) –– Slapshod.
Angelyne (Peacock) –– Boob job.
Night Sky (Amazon) –– Sorry, sorry Night.
Now & Then (Apple TV+) –– Which is still too often.
George Carlin’s American Dream (HBO) –– Routine inspection.
The Kids in the Hall (Amazon) –– Growners.
The Kids in the Hall: Comedy Punks (Amazon) –– Laugh track.
Caricature of Dale from Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers.Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers (Disney+) –– Chip ’n dip.
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (Paramount+) –– Old dog, new Trek.
Tom Swift (CW) –– Brain delay.
The Lincoln Lawyer (Netflix) –– Lincoln coarse air.
Candy (Hulu) – Corn.
The Pentaverate (Netflix) –– Five and dim.
Shining Girls (Apple+) –– No sweat.
The Staircase (HBO Max) –– Fall down, go bum.
The Survivor (Amazon) –– Jews box.

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Caricature of Dan Fogler as Francis Ford Coppola in The Offer.The Offer (Paramount+) –– You can refuse.
The Man Who Fell to Earth (SHO) –– Ker-flop.
Anatomy of a Scandal (Amazon) –– MP threats.
We Own This City (HBO) –– Baltimore scum.
The Baby (HBO) –– Wah-wah piddle.
Our Great National Parks (Netflix) –– Old face-full.
61st Street (AMC) –– Gun Chi.
The First Lady (SHO) –– Doesn’t FLOTUS my boat.
Tokyo Vice (HBO Max) –– Vice squat.

Caricature of Julia Roberts as Martha Mitchell in Gaslit.Gaslit (Starz) –– Martha and the vandal loss.
The Outlaws (Amazon) –– Punishing.
Benjamin Franklin (PBS) –– Go fly a kite!
They Call Me Magic (Apple TV+) –– Johnson and his Johnson.
Killing It (Peacock) –– My brain.
Outer Range (Amazon) –– Rim job.
Roar (Apple TV+) –– A dull Roar.
Is It Cake? (Netflix) –– Well, it’s brown, cylindrical, malodorus.
The Girl From Plainville (Hulu) –– Tried and texted.
Caricature of Lizzo in Lizzo’s Watch Out for the Big Grrrls.Lizzo’s Watch Out for the Big Grrrls (Amazon) –– Super thighs me.
Our Flag Means Death (HBO Max) –– Pirate's booby.
Julia (HBO Max) –– Child endangerment.
Human Resources (Netflix) –– HR block.
Minx (HBO Max) –– Porny tales.
DMZ (HBO) –– De miniaturized zone.
Pachinko (Apple TV+) –– Tiny balls.
The Thing About Pam (NBC) –– Pamalot.
The Andy Warhol Diaries (Netflix) –– Andy crap.
Caricature of Samuel L. Jackson starring in The Last Days of Ptolemy Gray.The Last Days of Ptolemy Gray (Apple TV+) –– Gray mutter.
Life and Beth (Hulu) –– Slow Beth.
Bad Vegan: Fame, Fraud. Fugitives. (Netflix) –– And lots of Fruits.
Welcome to Flatch (Fox) –– Flatchulent.
Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty (HBO) –– Hoop squirts.
Worst Roommate Ever (Netflix) –– Gin roomie.
Fresh (Hulu) –– Meat cute.
Lucy and Desi (Hulu) –– Ball barings.
The Dropout (Hulu) –– Drop out.
jeen-yuhs (Netflix) –– geez-yutz.
All American: Homecoming (CW) –– Return descender.
The Tinder Swindler (Netflix) –– Ass swipe.
Vikings: Valhalla (Netflix) –– Mead puppets.
From (Epix) –– Too.
Abraham Lincoln (History Channel) –– The weakest Linc.
Inventing Anna (Netflix) –– Anna pest.
The Woman in the House Across the Street From the Girl in the Window (Netflix) –– The thriller is gone.
Promised Land (ABC) –– Plot contrivance.
Lily James as Pam Anderson in Pam & Tommy.Pam & Tommy (Hulu) –– Dick ‘er tape parade.
The Gilded Age (HBO) –– Plutocraps.
Janet Jackson (Lifetime) –– Bright lights, big titty.
Secrets of Playboy (A&E) –– Hef baked.
As We See It (Amazonmobius) –– With eyes shut.
We Need To Talk About Cosby (SHO) –– Bill of bads.
Somebody Somewhere (HBO) –– Nobody nowhere.
Archive 81 (Netflix) –– Record creeping.
Wolf Like Me (Peacock) –– Shithowl.
Caricature of Hilary Duff in How I Met Your Father.How I Met Your Father (Hulu) –– Dad plod.
La Fortuna (AMC+) –– Unfortuna.
The Afterparty (Apple TV+) –– Potty favors.
Peacemaker (HBO Max) –– Involuntary jerk.
Pivoting (Fox) –– Spins out of control.
The Cleaning Lady (Fox) –– Mop hit.
Judge Steve Harvey (ABC) –– Harshly.
Good Sam (CBS) –– Sam’s flub.
Hype House (Netflix) –– Promo chode.
Caricature of Ming-Na Wen as Fennec Shand in The Book of Boba Fett.The Book of Boba Fett (Disney+) –– Corn Fett.
Next Level Chef (Fox) –– No dice.
Naomi (CW) –– Whats?
Around the World in 80 Days (PBS) –– Petty Fogg.
Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts (HBO) –– Spells disaster.
MacGruber (Peacock) –– Forte achers and a mewl.
Beanie Mania (HBO Max) –– Stuff it.
Station Eleven (HBO Max) –– Plague D’oh!
1883 (Paramount+) –– Frontier heir lines.
Abbott Elementary (ABC) –– ABCheese.
The Wheel of Time (Amazon) –– Clock blockers.
American Auto (NBC) –– Toilet stall.
Saturday Morning All Star Hits (Netflix) –– I’m over the Mooney.
The Forever Prisoner (HBO) –– Zilch and release.
Anne Boleyn (AMC+) –– Behead, Bath & Beyond.
Welcome to Earth (Disney+) –– Terran dippity.
Voir (Netflix) –– And peace?
Harlem (Amazon) –– Uptown flunk.
Sarah Jessica Parker in And Just Like That…And Just Like That… (HBO Max) –– Sucks in the city.
Adrienne (HBO) –– Shelley splinters.
Annie Live! (NBC) –– Depression error.
Hawkeye (Disney+) –– Strayed arrow.
Landscapers (HBO Max) –– Buries and scream.
True Story (Netflix) –– Believe it or knock.
Nash Bridges (USA) –– Darn Johnson!
Cowboy BeBop (Netflix) –– Bebop a lulu.
Adele One Night Only (CBS) –– Adele roar.
Paul Rudd in The Shrink Next Door.The Shrink Next Door (Apple TV+) –– Head tripe.
Finch (Apple TV+) –– Bull Finch.
Tampa Baes (Amazon) –– Baes on balls.
Judy Justice (IMDb TV) –– Ajudycation.
Colin in Black and White (Netflix) –– Kneel harm strong.
Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for It (Netflix) –– Eek Rita.
Fairfax (Amazon) –– LA lackers.
Home Sweet Home (NBC) –– Be it ever so bumbled.
Guilty Party (Paramount+) –– Takes the crap.
Dave Chapelle in The CloseDave Chapelle: The Closer (Netflix) –– Open and shit case.
Maid (Netflix) –– Neat trick.
La Brea (NBC) –– Tar and feathers.
Mr. Corman (Apple TV+) –– Buck teach.
Chucky (Syfy) –– Cheese.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (Disney+) –– Felt bad.
Ghosts (CBS) –– Haunt toad.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (Amazon) –– Vacay lots.
BMF (Starz) –– Detroit mishagas.
Will Poulter in Dopesick.Dopesick (Hulu) –– Dopes sick.
Acapulco (Apple TV+) –– Beach coma.
Buried (SHO) –– Should be.
One of Us Is Lying (Peacock) –– One who said it’s watchable.
What Happened, Brittany Murphy? (HBO Max) –– Murphy bad.
John Stewart’s The Problem (Apple TV+) –– Agreed.
Britney vs Spears (Netflix) –– Blonde bomb shill.
Foundation (Apple TV+) –– Built on lies.
Squid Game (Netflix) –– Squish fulfillment.
Muhammad Ali.Muhammad Ali (PBS) –– Ham fisted.
Our Kind of People (Fox) –– Lousy actors?
NCIS Hawai’i (CBS) –– Sets aloha bar.
Midnight Mass (Netflix) –– Doesn’t get rite.
Ordinary Joe (NBC) –– Like cold cup of coffee.
Alter Ego (Fox) –– Alter script.
Nuclear Family (HBO) –– Grind mothers.
Fiasco (Epix) –– Know thyself.
The Harper House (Paramount+) –– Harper valley DOA.
Elisha Williams in The Wonder Years.The Wonder Years (ABC) –– Still white bread.
Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol (Peacock) –– Semi-idiotics.
The Premise (Hulu) –– Is ridiculous.
LulaRich (Amazon) –– Lula lemon.
Impeachment: American Crime Story (FX) –– Same old thong.
Q-Force (Netflix) –– Q? Ah, non!
American Rust (SHO) –– Seizes up.
Cinderella (Amazon) –– Blue Prince.
He’s All That (Netflix) –– Dull, stupid, annoying.
Steve Martin in Only Murders in the Building.Only Murders in the Building (Hulu) –– Martin short.
Gossip (SHO) –– Dirt poor.
Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed (Netflix) –– Landscape mold.
Clickbait (Netflix) –– The weakest link.
Chapelwaite (Epix) –– What the hex?
NYC Epicenters 9/11 -> 2021 1/2’ (HBO) –– Spike cam.
We Love NYC: The Homecoming Concert (CNN) –– Washout.
Heels (Starz) –– Ring’s false.
Brand New Cherry Flavor (Netflix) –– Cherry choke.
Sandra Oh in The Chair.The Chair (Netflix) –– Oh fudge.
Fantasy Island (FOX) –– The isle of Crappy.
What If… (Disney+) –– Fly specs.
Sweet Girl (Netflix) –– Syruptitious.
Nine Perfect Strangers (Hulu) –– Working with nonet.
The Pursuit of Love (Amazon) –– Tease and crumpets.
FBoy Island (HBO Max) –– Fuck wits.
Back on the Record with Bob Costas (HBO) –– The broken one.
The Defeated (Netflix) –– Utterly beat.
Cecily Strong as Melissa in Schmigadoon.Schmigadoon (Apple TV+) –– Number cringing.
No Sudden Move (HBO Max) –– Slow on up takes.
Woodstock 99: Peace Love and Rage (HBO) –– Festers.
Jolt (Amazon) –– Guilty as charged.
Naomi Osaka (Netflix) –– Quit pro quoi?
Ultra City Smiths (AMC+) –– Smith bothers.
The North Water (AMC+) –– Frozen nuts.
Sexy Beasts (Netlix) –– Faunacation.
Turner & Hooch (Disney+) –– Slobber party.
Tom Hiddleston as Loki.Loki (Disney+) –– Loko.
Catch and Kill: The Podcast Tapes (HBO) –– Ronan the Accuser.
Gossip Girl (HBO Max) –– Dish infectant.
The White Lotus (HBO) –– Lost resort.
The Mysterious Benedict Society (Disney+) –– Benedict encumbered batch.
Dr. Death (Peacock) –– MD threats.
Infinite (Paramount+) –– Jest.
Kevin Can F**k Himself (AMC) –– If he produced this.
Physical (Apple TV+) –– Like rectal exam part.
Caricature of Nonso Anozie as Tommy Jeppard in Sweet Tooth.Sweet Tooth (Netflix) –– Center of cavity.
HouseBroken (Fox) –– Pet crossing.
Panic (Amazon) –– Hysterically unfunny.
Oslo (HBO) –– As you can go.
Lisey’ Story (Apple TV+) –– Lazey.
The Me You Can’t See (Apple TV+) –– Mental knots.
Solos (Amazon) –– Slow-os.
Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K. (Hulu) –– Swollen header.
Friends: The Reunion (HBO Max) –– Rack and reune.
Ewan McGregor in Halston.Halston (Netflix) –– Fashion faux pas.
Run the World (Starz) –– Into the ground.
Pride (FX) –– Queer’s the thing.
The Upshaws (Netflix) –– Sykes out.
Hacks (HBO Max) –– Referring to the writers.
The Underground Railroad (Amazon) –– Stop loss.
Ziwe (SHO) –– From eh! to Ziwe.
The Crime of the Century (HBO) –– Pharma’s market.
Let’s Be Real (Fox) –– Foam home.
Josh Duhamel in Jupiter's Legacy.Jupiter’s Legacy (Netflix) –– Stupider’s legacy.
Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse (Amazon) –– Had to be cruel to perpetrate this.
Girls5Eva (Peacock) –– Quint trouble.
Shadow and Bone (Netflix) –– Osteopathetic.
Rutherford Falls (Peacock) –– More just sags.
Cruel Summer (Freeform) –– Humid suffering.
The Mosquito Coast (Apple TV+) –– Sting bomb.
Spy City (AMC+) –– Moledy.
Sasquatch (Hulu) –– Pig foot.
Melissa AcCarthy in Thunder ForceThunder Force (Netflix) –– Thunder sighs.
Frank of Ireland (Amazon) –– Eire on side of caution.
Romeo and Juliet (PBS) –– Stark crossed.
Dad Stop Embarrassing Me! (Netflix) –– Same old shame old.
Big Shot (Disney+) –– Dunk irk.
Rebel (ABC) –– Repel.
Home Economics (ABC) –– Home ick.
Love and Monsters (Netflix) –– Creepslow.
Them (Amazon Prime) –– Pus and Them.
Olivia Liang in Kung FuKung Fu (CW) –– Shit kicker.
The Nevers (HBO) –– Too often.
The Serpent (Netflix) –– Snake piss kin.
Mare of Easttown (HBO) –– Mare’s nest.
Chad (TB) –– Teenie weenie.
Hemingway (PBS) –– Burnt and Ernie.
Hysterical (FX) –– She hee hee.
United States of Al (CBS) –– Al fiasco.
Seaspiracy (Netflix) –– Sea pap.
Anthiny Mackie as The Falcon.The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (Disney+) –– Bucky dent.
Made for Love (HBO Max) –– Pshaw leave.
The Irregulars (Netflix) –– Constipated.
Invincible (Amazon) –– Should be Invisible.
The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers (Disney+) –– Channel changer.
Calls (Apple TV+) –– Of the not-so-wild.
Waffles + Mochi (Netflix) –– Nut snack.
Q: Into the Storm (HBO) –– Q and Oy!
Crime Scene: Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (Netflix) –– Cecil be demented.
Caricature of Cynthia Erivo starring in Genius: Aretha.Genius: Aretha (Nat Geo) –– Bent Franklin.
Generation (HBO Max) –– Ecchs.
For Heaven’s Sake (Paramount+) –– Empyreal waste and measures.
kid 90 (Hulu) –– No kidding.
Oprah with Meghan and Harry (CBS) –– Queen’s damn bit.
Biggie: I Got a Story to Tell (Netflix) –– Don’t sweat Smalls stuff.
Punky Brewster (Peacock) –– Growners.
Ginny & Georgia (Netflix) –– Girly fries.
Superman & Lois (CW) –– Runs the Clark down.
I Care a Lot (Netflix) –– Me, not at all.
Murder Among the Mormons (Netflix) –– LDS trip.
Allen v. Farrow (HBO) –– Cringe-worthless.
Behind Her Eyes (Netflix) –– Nothin’.
Young Rock (NBC) –– Wrestlemenial.
There Is No I in Threesome (HBO Max) –– And no 3 in 1 Star.
It’s a Sin (HBO Max) –– Forgive and frig it.
The Event (HBO Max) –– Hokey Puck.
The Crew (Netflix) –– Crewd.
Caricature of Stanley Tucci.Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy (CNN) –– Tucci and go.
Amend: The Fight for America (Netflix) –– Constitution conventional.
Kenan (NBC) –– And kill.
Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham (Starz) –– Road kilt.
The Luminaries (Starz) –– Dim bulbs.
Framing Britney Spears (Hulu) –– Pickle Spears.
Clarice (CBS) –– Starling roll.
The Equalizer (CBS) –– Equal to numb.
Fake Famous (HBO ) –– Click debate.
Caricature of Pat Morita.More Than Miyagi: The Pat Morita Story (Netflix) –– Chopped liver.
Firefly Lane (Netflix) –– Flicker license.
Wendy Williams: The Movie (Lifetime) –– WWTF.
Resident Alien (Syfy) –– Relo fake.
The Lady and the Dale (HBO) –– Trans amped.
The Investigation (HBO) –– Slip cover.
Painting With John (HBO) –– Daub prize.
Outside the Wire (Netflix) –– Why’re to Wire?
Fate: The Winx Saga (Netflix) –– A Winx and a nod out.
Caricature of Elizabeth Olsen in WandaVision.WandaVision (Disney+) –– Blurry Vision.
Flack (Amazon) –– Hump dingers.
Walker (CW)–– Ranger rook.
The Sister (Hulu) –– Craze anatomy.
The Hustler (ABC) –– Lies wide shut.
The Chase (ABC) –– Moron stalely Chase.
Bridge and Tunnel (Epix) –– Jersey wrong.
Trickster (CW) –– Shrimp scam pee.
Celebrating America (CNN) –– Inaugural blah.

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