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The Great Impersonator / Halsey –– Statute of imitations.
Patterns / Kelsea Ballerini –– Ballerini slipper.
Last Lap / Rod Wave –– Wave goodbye.
Moon Music / Coldplay –– Crater than zero.
Glorious / GloRilla –– In the mist.

143 / Katy Perry –– Perry wankle.
Luck and Strange by David Gilmour –– Floyd risk.
Short n’ Sweet / Sabrina Carpenter –– All day sucker.
Bando Stone & the New World / Childish Gambino –– Mildish Gambino.
The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce) / Eminem –– Shady rest.
The Great American Bar Scene / Zach Bryan –– Bryan emo.
The Border / Willie Nelson –– With the Other Side.
Forever / Jon Bon Jovi –– Feels longer.
Brat / Charli XCX –– Brat worst.
Timeless / Meghan Trainor –– Clocksure.
Hit Me Hard and Soft / Billie Eilish –– Makes same squishy sound.
The Tortured Poets Department / Taylor Swift –– Forced to listen to this?
Radical Optimism / Dua Lipa –– Glummer of hope.
Can We Please Have Fun / Kings of Leon –– Just turn this off.
Everything I Thought It Was / Justin Timberlake –– DWI?
We Don't Trust You / Future & Metro Boomin’ –– Ditto.
We Still Don't Trust You / Future & Metro Boomin’ –– Ditto ditto.
Only God Was Above Us / Vampire Weekend –– Everyone was above you.
Cowboy Carter / Beyoncé –– Rides up.
This Is Me… Now by Jennifer Lopez –– Honest, but sad.
Eternal Sunshine / Ariana Grande –– Of the spotty mind.
Saviors / Green Day –– No help.
Vultures 1 / Ye & Ty Dolla $ign –– They carrion.
Coming Home / Usher –– Return male.
Pink Friday 2 / Nicki Minaj –– Pussy scats.
Little Rope / Sleater-Kinney –– Knot so good.
Rockstar / Dolly Parton –– Parton shot.
New Blue Sun / André 3000 –– Junk flute.
Hackney Diamonds / The Rolling Stones –– Hackneyed.
Relentless / The Pretenders –– Hynde's catch-up.
For All the Dogs / Drake –– For the dogs.
Scarlet / Doja Cat –– Litter.
Tension / Kylie Minogue –– Headache.
Rustin' in the Rain / Tyler Childers –– Seizes up.
Guts / Olivia Rodrigo –– Less.
Zach Bryan / Zach Bryan –– Sad Zach.
Barbie / Soundtrack –– Pink ear.
Speak Now (Taylor's Version ) / Taylor Swift –– Taylor's whiffed.
Utopia / Travis Scott –– You dopier.
Austin / Post Malone –– Ugghsy Malone.
Chemistry / Kelly Clarkson ––Shame reaction.
Orpheus Descending / John Mellencamp –– Low below.
Seven Psalms / Paul Simon –– Face-Psalm.
Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd. / Lana del Rey –– Death Rey.
One Thing at a Time / Morgan Wallen –– So no chewing gum and walking?
Endless Summer Vacation / Miley Cyrus –– Shrilly bray Cyrus.
SOS / SZA –– SOS-so.
Leave the Light On / Bailey Zimmerman –– Dimmer switch.
Her Loss / Drake & 21 Savage –– And yours.
Gloria / Sam Smith –– Effs the fan.
Get Rollin' / Nickelback –– On floor, laughing.
Midnights / Taylor Swift –– Late unpleasantness.
The Loneliest Time / Carly Rae Jepson –– oyCarly.
God Did / DJ Khaled –– More like Dog Did.
Against the Odds: 1974-1982 / Blondie –– When Harry met salary.
Traumazine / Megan Thee Stallion –– Magazero.
Renaissance / Beyoncé –– Ren fair.
Un Verano Sin Ti / Bad Bunny –– Summer: fling.
Chaos in Bloom / Goo Goo Dolls –– Goo Goo oyes.
Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers / Kendrick Lamar –– Deadly Lamar.
Certified Lover Boy / Drake –– Drake kicking and screaming.
Entering Heaven Alive / Jack White –– Ears White shut.
I Never Liked You / Future –– Ditto.
Return of the Dream Canteen / Red Hot Chili Peppers –– Parched.
Breezy / Chris Brown –– Blows.
Take It Like a Man / Amanda Shires –– Bends over forwards.
Special / Lizzo –– Nothing Special.
Honestly, Nevermind / Drake –– We won't.
Harry's House / Harry Styles –– Ditty Harry.
Twelve Carat Toothache / Post Malone –– Pull out.
Keys / Alicia Keys –– Busted Keys.
Barn / Neil Young and Crazy Horse –– Moo music.
The Algorithm / Snoop Dogg –– Old Dogg, Snoop tricks.
Thank You / Diana Ross –– But no thanks.
30 / Adele –– 30 rock?
The Future / Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats –– The Passé Posse.
Something for the Hotties / Megan Thee Stallion –– Case of the trots.
= / Ed Sheeran –– It's a crying same.
Blue Banisters / Lana Del Rey –– A step down.
My Morning Jacket / My Morning Jacket –– Jack it.
Lindsay Buckingham / Lindsay Buckingham –– Lindsay low hand.
Star-Crossed / Kacey Musgraves –– Tin foiled.
Voyage / ABBA –– To the bottom of the Zs.
Donda / Kanye West –– Mifflin'.
If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power / Halsey –– Falsey.
Solar Power / Lorde –– Run of the mill.
Happier Than Ever / Billie Eilish –– Loses by an Eilish.
Planet Her / Doja Cat –– Doja vu.
Sour /Olivia Rodrigo –– Pucker factor.
Pressure Machine / The Killers –– Mostly gas.
King’s Disease II / Nas –– Heard immunity.
Call Me If You Get Lost / Tyler, The Creator –– Get lost.
Sob Rock / John Mayer –– SOB rock.
Love and Lies / Anthony Ramos –– Ignore Ramos.
Migos / Culture III –– The twee Migos.
Jordi / Maroon 5 –– Don't get Jordi.
No Gods No Masters / Garbage –– No one to blame but themselves.
Path of Wellness / Sleater-Kinney –– Pale ail.
Soberish / Liz Phair –– Dry.
The Off-Season / J. Cole –– Lump of Cole.
Latest Record Project, Vol. 1 / Van Morrison –– Unmarked white Van.
Van Weezer / Weezer –– Rip Van Weezer.
Young Stoner Life: Slime Language 2 / Young Thug & Various Artists –– Slime shady.
Fearless / Taylor Swift –– Brave fart.
Blue Banisters / Lana Del Rey –– Del Rey biatch.
Justice / Justin Bieber –– Justice is deaf.
Heart / Eric Church –– The Church lamely.
Positions / Ariana Grande –– Ariana huffing tone.
SoulFly / Rod Wave –– Wave bye-bye.
The Highlights / The Weeknd –– Like a bad dye job.
The Battle at Garden’s Gate / Greta Van Fleet –– Seedy.
What You See Is What You Get / Luke Combs –– Unfortunately.
El Ultimo Tour del Mundo / Bad Bunny –– Rabbit hole.
My Savior / Carrie Underwood –– Misunderwood.
Medicine at Midnight / Foo Fighters –– Near-deaf experience.
Nobody Is Listening / Zayn Malik –– Including me.
Dangerous: The Double Album / Morgan Wallen –– Perils before swine.
Whole Lotta Red / Playboi Carti –– Playboi playdate.
Wonder / Shawn Mendes –– No Wonder.

Man on the Moon III: The Chosen / Kid Cudi –– Death gab for Cudi.
Cyr / Smashing Pumpkins –– Oy, oy, Cyr.
Be / BTS –– Ess.
Good News / Megan Thee Stallion –– Whinny the poo.
Wilted / Paris Jackson –– Paris wiltin'.
Starting Over / Chris Stapleton –– In reset memory.
Dancing With the Devil …the Art of Starting Over / Demi Lovato –– Demi: toss.
Love Goes / Sam Smith –– Lav songs.
Positions / Ariana Grande –– Slow jam it.
McCartney III / Paul McCartney –– Out of X.

Zoom In / Ringo Starr –– Buffered aspirant.
Evermore / Taylor Swift –– Nevermore.
Plastic Hearts / Miley Cyrus –– Synthcere.
Disco / Kylie Minogue –– Disco dreck.
I Owe It All to You / Shirley Bassy –– IOEww.
Music…the Air That I Breathe / Cliff Richard –– With a ventilator.
Letter to You / Bruce Springsteen –– Bossed wishes.
Hey Clockface / Elvis Costello –– Seconds to none.
Blackpink / The Album –– Korea down.
Power Up / AC/DC –– Cut the cord.
What You Gonna Do When the Grid Goes Down / Public Enemy –– Grid and bear it.
The Waterfall II / My Morning Jacket –– Straits Jacket.
Bigger Love / John Legend –– The Legend of Bigger pants.
Alicia / Alicia Keys –– Keys' tones cops.
Smile / Katy Perry –– Perry wangle.
King's Disease / Nas –– ty.
Punisher / Phoebe Bridgers –– Oww, my ears!
Rough and Rowdy Ways / Bob Dylan –– Honky tonk: Whoa, man!
RTJ4 / Run the Jewels –– Jewels in the clown.
The Dirt and the Stars / Mary Chapin Carpenter –– TMZ set to music?
Born Here Live Here Die Here / Luke Bryan –– But mostly die here.
We are Chaos / Marilyn Manson –– Nobody Chaos.
Kiss Land / The Weeknd –– Lip o’ suction.
Such Pretty Forks in the Road / Alanis Morissette –– Split off.
Chris Tomlin & Friends / Chris Tomlin –– Silly Tomlin.
Tickets To My Downfall / Machine Gun Kelly –– Crash coarse.
The Speed of Now, Pt. 1 / Keith Urban –– Velo chop.
Imploding an Image / The Killers –– Collapse-o music.
Folklore / Taylor Swift –– Tales off.
Gaslighter / The Chicks –– Dixie cuts.
Women In Music Pt. III / Haim –– Laim.
Chromatica / Lady Gaga –– Hue and cry.
Future Nostalgia / Dua Lipa –– Forget it now.
After Hours / The Weeknd –– Weeknd immunity.
Fetch the Bolt Cutters / Fiona Apple –– Raises one's shackles.
Ordinary Man / Ozzy Osbourne –– Ozhat.
Music to Be Murdered By / Eminem –– Take the rap.
Circles / Mac Miller –– Jerks.
Fine Line / Harry Styles –– Doggy Styles.
Jesus is Born / Kanye West –– Yeezus Age Christ.
Hyperspace / Beck –– Beck end deal.
Thanks for the Dance / Leonard Cohen –– Cohen, Cohen, gone.
Colorado / Neil Young –– Rockies mistake.
What’s My Name / Ringo Starr –– Senility sets in.
Anima / Thom Yorke –– Enema.
Ghosteen / Nick Cave –– Cave in.
Hollywood's Bleeding / Post Malone –– Post hates.
Threads / Sheryl Crow –– Threads bare.
Let it Roll / Midlands –– Off turntable.
The Big Day / Chance the Rapper –– Sinks to the occasion.
Norman Fucking Rockwell / Lana Del Rey –– Lana Dull Roar.
Fear Inoculum / Tool –– S’ Tool sample.
Lover / Taylor Swift –– S'whiffed.
The Center Won’t Hold / Sleater-Kinney –– Sleater, dude.
The Big Day / Chance the Rapper –– Rap shee-it.
The Lion King: The Gift / Beyoncé –– Nala and void.
IGOR / Tyler, the Creator –– IGOR beaver.
Western Stars / Bruce Springsteen –– Hoarse opera.

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Madame X / Madonna –– As in X-cruciating.
Save Me / Future –– Spare me.
Originals / Prince –– Paisley pork.
Father of Asahd / DJ Khaled –– Asahd state of affairs.
Dedicated / Carly Rae Jepsen –– Carly slimin’.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind / Logic –– Logic bored.
The Junction / Manhattan Transfer –– Vocalleast.
Father of the Bride / Vampire Weekend –– Proud plopper.
Cuz I Love You / Lizzo –– Drain your Lizzo.
Homecoming / Beyoncé –– Follow the Beyoncé ball.

In the End / The Cranberries –– Cranberries jam.
Social Cues / Cage the Elephant –– Pees and Cues.
Map of the Soul: Persona / BTS –– BTS: D.
Free Spirit / Khalid –– Khalid’s nowhere.
Honky Tonk Time Machine / George Strait –– Strait and narrow.
Blackpink in Your Area / Blackpink –– K-Flop.
When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? / Billie Eilish –– Bats Eilish.
DNA / Backstreet Boys –– Pop smear.
Thank U, Next / Ariana Grande –– Queue shtick.
Head Above Water / Avril Lavigne –– Float alone.
The Black Album / Weezer –– Wheezer.
When I Get Home / Solange –– Follow the Beyoncé ball.
Dusty Notes / Meat Puppets –– Bites the Dusty.
Lux Prima / Karen O & Danger Mouse –– Outta Lux.
No Geography / The Chemical Brothers –– Totally lost.
She Remember Everything / Rosanne Cash –– Cash poor.
Heard It in a Past Life / Maggie Rogers –– Déjà poo.
Ain’t Nothin’ to It / Cody Johnson –– Really, nothin’.
The Wizard / Future –– The Wizard of Shid.
Evil Genius / Gucci Main –– Gucci Gucci goo.
Championships / Meek Mill –– Run of the Mill.
Other People’s Stuff / John Mellencamp –– Stuff it.
Street Gossip / Lil Baby –– 40 acres and a mewl.
Wanderer / Cat Power –– Meow mix.
Caution / Mariah Carey ––Throw Caution to the bins.
Swag/Vamos / Brohug –– Brobeaten.
A Love Letter to You 3 / Trippie Redd –– Trippie dippy.
Sweetener / Ariana Grande –– Bitter honey.
A Star Is Born (Soundtrack) / Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper –– For the love of mic.
Bohemian Rhapsody (Soundtrack) / Queen –– Freddy murkily.
The Beatles (White Album) / The Beatles –– Blows White open.
Look Up Child / Lauren Daigle –– Daigle and lox.
In the Blue Light by Paul Simon –– Simon-pure.
Origins / Imagine Dragons –– False starts.
Simulation Theory / Muse –– Museilage.
The Prophet Speaks / Van Morrison –– Prophet marginal.
Nuthin’ 2 Prove / Lil Yachty –– Proves it
Tha Carter V / Lil Wayne –- Pentagrim.
Dancing Queen / Cher –– Fair Cher.
Look Now / Elvis Costello –– Don't Look Now.
YSIV / Logic –– Logic bored.
Luca Brasi 3 / Kevin Gates –– Gates of hell.
Astroworld / Travis Scott –– Travis pickle.
An American Treasure / Tom Petty –– Petty poop.
Pray for the Wicked / Panic! at the Disco –– Wicked shit.
Walls / Barbra Streisand –– Wails.
Egypt Station / Paul McCartney –– Beatle moanier.
Cry Pretty / Carrie Underwood –– Carrie on.
Kamikaze / Eminem –– Sewer side mission.
Sweetener / Ariana Grande –– Saccharine.
Queen / Nicki Minaj –– Royal scam.
Scorpion / Drake –– Muck Drake.
Everything Is Love / the Carters –– Trash Carters.
Liberation / Christina Aguilera –– Free-squealing.
ye / Kanye West –– Kan ye.
Shawn Mendes / Shawn Mendes –– Shawn of the dead.
44/876 / Sting & Shaggy –– Stink & shabby.
Rearview Town / Jason Aldean –– Ass burgher’s syndrome.
No Shame / Lily Allen –– Obviously.
God’s Favorite Customer / Father John Misty –– Don’t play Misty for me.
Prequelle / Ghost –– Nyquil.
Harder Than Ever / Lil Baby –– To listen to.
Testing / A$AP Rocky –– My patience.
Hell-On / Neko Case –– Case dismissed.
beerbongs & bentleys / Post Malone –– Malonecholy.
Lost & Found / Jorja Smith –– But mostly lost.
Invasion of Privacy / Cardi B –– Cardi yak arrest.
American Utopia / David Byrne –– Byrne notice.
Man of the Woods / Justin Timberlake –– Timber-like.
M A N I A / Fall Out Boy –– From dupe to nuts.Camila / Camila Cabello –– Cuban fizzle crisis.
Stoney / Post Malone –– Buggy Malone.
The Greatest Showman: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack / Various –– PT SD.
Reputation / Taylor Swift –– Odd Rep.
The Thrill of It All / Sam Smith –– Thrill sicker.
Dirty Computer / Janelle Monae –– Phonae Monae.
Red Pill Blues / Maroon 5 –– Popping off.
Unapologetically / Kelsea Ballerini –– Sorry wrong numbers.
Sweet Southern Sugar / Kid Rock –– Sweet nothing.
Live in No Shoes Nation / Kenny Chesney –– Toe jams.
Now / Shania Twain –– Mock Twain.
Heaven Upside Down / Marilyn Manson –– Marilyn McCuckoo.
Perception / NF –– NafF.
Masseduction / St.Vincent –– Oh, come-on!
Carry Fire / Robert Plant –– Plant closure.
Texoma Shore / Blake Shelton –– Tex coma.
Wonderful Wonderful / the Killers –– Killer on the ludes.
Life Changes / Thomas Rhett –– Rhett bungler.
Luv is Rage 2 / Lil Uzi Vert –– Per Vert.
Meaning of Life / Kelly Clarkson –– Kelly’s zeroes.
Concrete and Gold / Foo Fighters –– Fooey.
Beautiful Trauma / Pink –– Pink lazy.
Tell Me You Love Me / Demi Lovato –– I cannot tell a lie.
American Dream / LCD Soundsystem –– Oneiric idle.
Sleep Well Beast / The National –– The National debit.
Kane Brown / Kane Brown –– No, he Kane’t.
Cozy Tapes, Vol. 2: Top Cozy / A$AP Mob –– Cozy fan ptui.
Happy Endings / Old Dominion –– Rubs the wrong way.
Fifth Harmony / Fifth Harmony –– A Fifth of crotch.
Villains / Queens of the Stone Age –– Bad guise.
Luv Is Rage 2 / Lil Uzi Vert –– Per Vert.
Life Changes / Thomas Rhett –– Bhett bungler.
Hitchhiker / Neil Young –– Thumb a nose.
Rainbow / Kesha –– Blunder the Rainbow.
Nervous System / Julia Michaels –– Forlorn Michaels.
Native Invader / Tory Amos –– Tory and wigged.
Issa Album / 21 Savage –– Issa waste.
Grateful / DJ Khaled –– Dicks jockey.
Evolve / Imagine Dragons –– Grow up!
Purple Rain / Prince and the Revolution –– Spinning in his grave.
MOSAIC / 311 –– Tiny pieces.
4:44 / Jay-Z –– Fours of habit.
Melodrama / Lorde –– Lorde of the mannered.
Pretty Girls Like Trap Music / 2 Chains –– Shut your Trap.
The Nashville Sound / Jason Isbell –– Tennessee tight ones.
Feed the Machine / Nickelback –– Mechanical.
Lust for Life / Lana Del Rey –– Stink Rey.
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band / The Beatles –– Beatle barely.
Teenage Emotions / Lil Yachty –– Bit ding-y.
Is This the Life We Really Want? / Roger Waters –– Still Waters runs ‘deep’.
hopeless fountain kingdom / Halsey –– Little fuss and big Halsey.
One More Light / Linkin Park –– Linkin incontinental.
Welcome Home / Zac Brown Band –– Hi and dry.
From a Room: Volume 1 / Chris Stapleton –– Chamber music.
Harry Styles / Harry Styles –– Hairy styles.
True to Self / Bryson Tiller –– Honest mistake.
The Search for Everything / John Mayer –– The discovery of nothing.
Love and War / Brad Paisley –– Barf fight.
Memories…Do Not Open / Chainsmokers –– Hacking.
Pure Comedy / Father John Misty –– Don’t play Misty for me.
DAMN. / Lamar Kendrick –– Lamer Kendrick.
Triplicate / Bob Dylan –– Standards and poor.
More Life / Drake –- More or less?
Tremaine the Album / Trey Songz –– Trey lecher.
Beauty and the Beast / Various –– Nookie monster.
8 / Incubus –– 8 isn’t enough.
Mental Illness / Aimee Mann –– Mann overboard.
HNDRXX / Future –– Jammy HNDRXX.
Future / Future –– Later hosin'.
÷ / Ed Sheeran –– Lunk Division.
The Breaker / Little Big Town –– Deal Breaker.
Dirty Projectors / Dirty Projectors –– Stunt casting.
Prisoner / Ryan Adams –– Canned doo attitude.
Live in Paris / Sleater-Kinney –– France list.
La La Land / Various –– For the love of mic.
Spirit / Depeche Mode –– Depeche load.
4 Your Eyez Only / J. Cole –– Lump of Cole.
Blue & Lonesome / The Rolling Stones –– Out of the blues.
"Awaken, My Love!" / Childish Gambino –– Gambino crime family.
The Hamilton Mixtape / Various –– Alexander's ragged time band.
Darkness and Light / John Legend –– Legend of the fall.
Moana / Various –– Tiki-tacky.
Hardwired…to Self-Destruct / Metallica –– Mission accomplished.
24K Magic / Bruno Mars –– The karat and the shtick.
The Weight of These Wings / Miranda Lambert –– Never gets off the ground.
11 Short Stories of Pain & Glory / Dropkick Murphys –– Murphys' slaw.
Starboy / The Weeknd –– Astral pain.
58th and 9th / Sting –– B Sting.
Trap or Die 3 / Jeezy –– Jeezy whiz.
Cosmic Hallelujah / Kenny Chesney –– Kenny todgers.
What's Inside: Songs from Waitress / Sara Bareilles –– Sara bore all us.
DC4 / Meek Mouse –– Meek’s cutoff.
Nobody But Me / Michael Bublé –– Likes this.
A Pentatonix Christmas / Pentatonix –– Choral riff.
We Got It From Here…Thank You 4 Your Service / A Tribe Called Quest –– Quest-ionable.
WALLS / Kings of Leon –– The last WALLS.
1992 / The Game –– Game over.
Mad Love / JoJo –– Obsess poo.
Joanne / Lady Gaga –– Lolly Gaga.
Integrity Blues / Jimmy Eat World –– The moral of the sorry.
Day Breaks / Norah Jones –– Shun rise.

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