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Little Rope / Sleater-Kinney –– Knot so good.
Rockstar / Dolly Parton –– Parton shot.
New Blue Sun / André 3000 –– Junk flute.
Hackney Diamonds
/ The Rolling Stones –– Hackneyed.
Relentless / The Pretenders –– Hynde's catch-up.


For All the Dogs / Drake –– For the dogs.
Scarlet / Doja Cat –– Litter.
Tension / Kylie Minogue –– Headache.
Rustin' in the Rain / Tyler Childers –– Seizes up.
Guts / Olivia Rodrigo –– Less.
Zach Bryan / Zach Bryan –– Sad Zach.
Barbie / Soundtrack –– Pink ear.
Speak Now
(Taylor's Version ) / Taylor Swift –– Taylor's whiffed.
Utopia
/ Travis Scott –– You dopier.
Austin / Post Malone –– Ugghsy Malone.
Chemistry / Kelly Clarkson ––Shame reaction.
Orpheus Descending / John Mellencamp –– Low below.
Seven Psalms
/ Paul Simon –– Face-Psalm.
Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd. / Lana del Rey –– Death Rey.
One Thing at a Time
/ Morgan Wallen –– So no chewing gum and walking?
Endless Summer Vacation / Miley Cyrus –– Shrilly bray Cyrus.
SOS
/ SZA –– SOS-so.
Leave the Light On / Bailey Zimmerman –– Dimmer switch.
Her Loss / Drake & 21 Savage –– And yours.
Gloria / Sam Smith –– Effs the fan.
Get Rollin'
/ Nickelback –– On floor, laughing.
Midnights
/ Taylor Swift –– Late unpleasantness.
The Loneliest Time
/ Carly Rae Jepson –– oyCarly.
God Did / DJ Khaled –– More like Dog Did.
Against the Odds: 1974-1982
/ Blondie –– When Harry met salary.
Traumazine / Megan Thee Stallion –– Magazero.
Renaissance / Beyoncé –– Ren fair.
Un Verano Sin Ti / Bad Bunny –– Summer: fling.
Chaos in Bloom
/ Goo Goo Dolls –– Goo Goo oyes.

Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers / Kendrick Lamar –– Deadly Lamar.
Certified Lover Boy / Drake –– Drake kicking and screaming.
Entering Heaven Alive / Jack White –– Ears White shut.
I Never Liked You
/ Future –– Ditto.
Return of the Dream Canteen
/ Red Hot Chili Peppers –– Parched.
Breezy
/ Chris Brown –– Blows.
Take It Like a Man
/ Amanda Shires –– Bends over forwards.
Special / Lizzo –– Nothing Special.
Honestly, Nevermind
/ Drake –– We won't.
Harry's House / Harry Styles –– Ditty Harry.
Twelve Carat Toothache / Post Malone –– Pull out.
Keys / Alicia Keys –– Busted Keys.
Barn
/ Neil Young and Crazy Horse –– Moo music.
The Algorithm / Snoop Dogg –– Old Dogg, Snoop tricks.
Thank You / Diana Ross –– But no thanks.
30 / Adele –– 30 rock?
The Future / Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats –– The Passé Posse.
Something for the Hotties
/ Megan Thee Stallion –– Case of the trots.
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/ Ed Sheeran –– It's a crying same.
Blue Banisters
/ Lana Del Rey –– A step down.
My Morning Jacket / My Morning Jacket –– Jack it.
Lindsay Buckingham
/ Lindsay Buckingham –– Lindsay low hand.
Star-Crossed
/ Kacey Musgraves –– Tin foiled.
Voyage
/ ABBA –– To the bottom of the Zs.
Donda
/ Kanye West –– Mifflin'.
If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power / Halsey –– Falsey.
Solar Power / Lorde –– Run of the mill.
Happier Than Ever / Billie Eilish –– Loses by an Eilish.
Planet Her
/ Doja Cat –– Doja vu.
Sour /Olivia Rodrigo –– Pucker factor.
Pressure Machine / The Killers –– Mostly gas.
King’s Disease II / Nas –– Heard immunity.
Call Me If You Get Lost / Tyler, The Creator –– Get lost.
Sob Rock / John Mayer –– SOB rock.
Love and Lies / Anthony Ramos –– Ignore Ramos.
Migos / Culture III –– The twee Migos.
Jordi / Maroon 5 –– Don't get Jordi.
No Gods No Masters / Garbage –– No one to blame but themselves.
Path of Wellness / Sleater-Kinney –– Pale ail.
Soberish / Liz Phair –– Dry.
The Off-Season / J. Cole –– Lump of Cole.
Latest Record Project, Vol. 1
/ Van Morrison –– Unmarked white Van.
Van Weezer
/ Weezer –– Rip Van Weezer.
Young Stoner Life: Slime Language 2
/ Young Thug & Various Artists –– Slime shady.
Fearless / Taylor Swift –– Brave fart.
Blue Banisters / Lana Del Rey –– Del Rey biatch.
Justice / Justin Bieber –– Justice is deaf.
Heart / Eric Church –– The Church lamely.
Positions / Ariana Grande –– Ariana huffing tone.
SoulFly
/ Rod Wave –– Wave bye-bye.

The Highlights / The Weeknd –– Like a bad dye job.
The Battle at Garden’s Gate
/ Greta Van Fleet –– Seedy.
What You See Is What You Get
/ Luke Combs –– Unfortunately.
El Ultimo Tour del Mundo
/ Bad Bunny –– Rabbit hole.
My Savior
/ Carrie Underwood –– Misunderwood.
Medicine at Midnight
/ Foo Fighters –– Near-deaf experience.
Nobody Is Listening / Zayn Malik –– Including me.
Dangerous: The Double Album / Morgan Wallen –– Perils before swine.
Whole Lotta Red / Playboi Carti –– Playboi playdate.
Wonder / Shawn Mendes –– No Wonder.

Man on the Moon III: The Chosen / Kid Cudi –– Death gab for Cudi.
Cyr / Smashing Pumpkins –– Oy, oy, Cyr.
Be
/ BTS –– Ess.
Good News
/ Megan Thee Stallion –– Whinny the poo.
Wilted
/ Paris Jackson –– Paris wiltin'.
Starting Over
/ Chris Stapleton –– In reset memory.
Dancing With the Devil …the Art of Starting Over
/ Demi Lovato –– Demi: toss.
Love Goes
/ Sam Smith –– Lav songs.
Positions
/ Ariana Grande –– Slow jam it.
McCartney III
/ Paul McCartney –– Out of X.


Zoom In / Ringo Starr –– Buffered aspirant.
Evermore
/ Taylor Swift –– Nevermore.
Plastic Hearts
/ Miley Cyrus –– Synthcere.
Disco
/ Kylie Minogue –– Disco dreck.
I Owe It All to You / Shirley Bassy –– IOEww.
Music…the Air That I Breathe
/ Cliff Richard –– With a ventilator.
Letter to You / Bruce Springsteen –– Bossed wishes.
Hey Clockface / Elvis Costello –– Seconds to none.
Blackpink
/ The Album –– Korea down.
Power Up
/ AC/DC –– Cut the cord.
What You Gonna Do When the Grid Goes Down / Public Enemy –– Grid and bear it.
The Waterfall II / My Morning Jacket –– Straits Jacket.
Bigger Love / John Legend –– The Legend of Bigger pants.
Alicia / Alicia Keys –– Keys' tones cops.
Smile
/ Katy Perry –– Perry wangle.
King's Disease
/ Nas –– ty.
Punisher
/ Phoebe Bridgers –– Oww, my ears!
Rough and Rowdy Ways
/ Bob Dylan –– Honky tonk: Whoa, man!
RTJ4 / Run the Jewels –– Jewels in the clown.
The Dirt and the Stars / Mary Chapin Carpenter –– TMZ set to music?
Born Here Live Here Die Here / Luke Bryan –– But mostly die here.
We are Chaos / Marilyn Manson –– Nobody Chaos.
Kiss Land / The Weeknd –– Lip o’ suction.
Such Pretty Forks in the Road / Alanis Morissette –– Split off.
Chris Tomlin & Friends
/ Chris Tomlin –– Silly Tomlin.
Tickets To My Downfall
/ Machine Gun Kelly –– Crash coarse.
The Speed of Now, Pt. 1
/ Keith Urban –– Velo chop.
Imploding an Image
/ The Killers –– Collapse-o music.
Folklore
/ Taylor Swift –– Tales off.
Gaslighter / The Chicks –– Dixie cuts.
Women In Music Pt. III
/ Haim –– Laim.
Chromatica
/ Lady Gaga –– Hue and cry.
Future Nostalgia
/ Dua Lipa –– Forget it now.
After Hours / The Weeknd –– Weeknd immunity.
Fetch the Bolt Cutters / Fiona Apple –– Raises one's shackles.
Ordinary Man
/ Ozzy Osbourne –– Ozhat.
Music to Be Murdered By / Eminem –– Take the rap.
Circles
/ Mac Miller –– Jerks.
Fine Line / Harry Styles –– Doggy Styles.

Jesus is Born / Kanye West –– Yeezus Age Christ.
Hyperspace
/ Beck –– Beck end deal.
Thanks for the Dance / Leonard Cohen –– Cohen, Cohen, gone.
Colorado
/ Neil Young –– Rockies mistake.
What’s My Name / Ringo Starr –– Senility sets in.
Anima
/ Thom Yorke –– Enema.
Ghosteen / Nick Cave –– Cave in.
Hollywood's Bleeding / Post Malone –– Post hates.
Threads / Sheryl Crow –– Threads bare.
Let it Roll / Midlands –– Off turntable.
The Big Day / Chance the Rapper –– Sinks to the occasion.
Norman Fucking Rockwell
/ Lana Del Rey –– Lana Dull Roar.
Fear Inoculum / Tool –– S’ Tool sample.
Lover
/ Taylor Swift –– S'whiffed.
The Center Won’t Hold
/ Sleater-Kinney –– Sleater, dude.
The Big Day
/ Chance the Rapper –– Rap shee-it.
The Lion King: The Gift / Beyoncé –– Nala and void.
IGOR
/ Tyler, the Creator –– IGOR beaver.
Western Stars / Bruce Springsteen –– Hoarse opera.

Madame X / Madonna –– As in X-cruciating.
Save Me / Future –– Spare me.
Originals
/ Prince –– Paisley pork.
Father of Asahd
/ DJ Khaled –– Asahd state of affairs.
Dedicated / Carly Rae Jepsen –– Carly slimin’.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind / Logic –– Logic bored.
The Junction
/ Manhattan Transfer –– Vocalleast.
Father of the Bride
/ Vampire Weekend –– Proud plopper.
Cuz I Love You / Lizzo –– Drain your Lizzo.
Homecoming / Beyoncé –– Follow the Beyoncé ball.

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In the End / The Cranberries –– Cranberries jam.
Social Cues / Cage the Elephant –– Pees and Cues.
Map of the Soul: Persona / BTS –– BTS: D.
Free Spirit
/ Khalid –– Khalid’s nowhere.
Honky Tonk Time Machine
/ George Strait –– Strait and narrow.
Blackpink in Your Area
/ Blackpink –– K-Flop.
When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
/ Billie Eilish –– Bats Eilish.
DNA
/ Backstreet Boys –– Pop smear.
Thank U, Next
/ Ariana Grande –– Queue shtick.
Head Above Water
/ Avril Lavigne –– Float alone.


The Black Album / Weezer –– Wheezer.
When I Get Home / Solange –– Follow the Beyoncé ball.
Dusty Notes / Meat Puppets –– Bites the Dusty.
Lux Prima
/ Karen O & Danger Mouse –– Outta Lux.
No Geography
/ The Chemical Brothers –– Totally lost.
She Remember Everything
/ Rosanne Cash –– Cash poor.
Heard It in a Past Life
/ Maggie Rogers –– Déjà poo.
Ain’t Nothin’ to It
/ Cody Johnson –– Really, nothin’.
The Wizard
/ Future –– The Wizard of Shid.
Evil Genius
/ Gucci Main –– Gucci Gucci goo.
Championships / Meek Mill –– Run of the Mill.
Other People’s Stuff
/ John Mellencamp –– Stuff it.
Street Gossip
/ Lil Baby –– 40 acres and a mewl.
Wanderer
/ Cat Power –– Meow mix.
Caution / Mariah Carey ––Throw Caution to the bins.
Swag/Vamos / Brohug –– Brobeaten.
A Love Letter to You 3 / Trippie Redd –– Trippie dippy.
Sweetener / Ariana Grande –– Bitter honey.
A Star Is Born (Soundtrack) / Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper –– For the love of mic.
Bohemian Rhapsody (Soundtrack) / Queen –– Freddy murkily.
The Beatles (White Album)
/ The Beatles –– Blows White open.
Look Up Child / Lauren Daigle –– Daigle and lox.
In the Blue Light
by Paul Simon –– Simon-pure.
Origins
/ Imagine Dragons –– False starts.
Simulation Theory
/ Muse –– Museilage.
The Prophet Speaks
/ Van Morrison –– Prophet marginal.
Nuthin’ 2 Prove
/ Lil Yachty –– Proves it
Tha Carter V / Lil Wayne –- Pentagrim.
Dancing Queen / Cher –– Fair Cher.
Look Now / Elvis Costello –– Don't Look Now.
YSIV / Logic –– Logic bored.
Luca Brasi 3 / Kevin Gates –– Gates of hell.
Astroworld / Travis Scott –– Travis pickle.
An American Treasure / Tom Petty –– Petty poop.
Pray for the Wicked
/ Panic! at the Disco –– Wicked shit.
Walls
/ Barbra Streisand –– Wails.
Egypt Station
/ Paul McCartney –– Beatle moanier.
Cry Pretty
/ Carrie Underwood –– Carrie on.
Kamikaze
/ Eminem –– Sewer side mission.
Sweetener
/ Ariana Grande –– Saccharine.
Queen
/ Nicki Minaj –– Royal scam.
Scorpion / Drake –– Muck Drake.
Everything Is Love / the Carters –– Trash Carters.
Liberation / Christina Aguilera –– Free-squealing.
ye / Kanye West –– Kan ye.
Shawn Mendes
/ Shawn Mendes –– Shawn of the dead.
44/876 / Sting & Shaggy –– Stink & shabby.
Rearview Town
/ Jason Aldean –– Ass burgher’s syndrome.
No Shame / Lily Allen –– Obviously.
God’s Favorite Customer
/ Father John Misty –– Don’t play Misty for me.
Prequelle / Ghost –– Nyquil.
Harder Than Ever / Lil Baby –– To listen to.
Testing
/ A$AP Rocky –– My patience.
Hell-On
/ Neko Case –– Case dismissed.
beerbongs & bentleys
/ Post Malone –– Malonecholy.
Lost & Found
/ Jorja Smith –– But mostly lost.
Invasion of Privacy
/ Cardi B –– Cardi yak arrest.
American Utopia
/ David Byrne –– Byrne notice.
Man of the Woods
/ Justin Timberlake –– Timber-like.
M A N I A
/ Fall Out Boy –– From dupe to nuts.Camila / Camila Cabello –– Cuban fizzle crisis.
Stoney / Post Malone –– Buggy Malone.
The Greatest Showman: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack / Various –– PT SD.
Reputation / Taylor Swift –– Odd Rep.
The Thrill of It All / Sam Smith –– Thrill sicker.
Dirty Computer / Janelle Monae –– Phonae Monae.
Red Pill Blues / Maroon 5 –– Popping off.
Unapologetically / Kelsea Ballerini –– Sorry wrong numbers.
Sweet Southern Sugar / Kid Rock –– Sweet nothing.
Live in No Shoes Nation / Kenny Chesney –– Toe jams.
Now / Shania Twain –– Mock Twain.
Heaven Upside Down / Marilyn Manson –– Marilyn McCuckoo.
Perception / NF –– NafF.
Masseduction / St.Vincent –– Oh, come-on!
Carry Fire / Robert Plant –– Plant closure.
Texoma Shore / Blake Shelton –– Tex coma.
Wonderful Wonderful
/ the Killers –– Killer on the ludes.
Life Changes / Thomas Rhett –– Rhett bungler.
Luv is Rage 2 / Lil Uzi Vert –– Per Vert.
Meaning of Life / Kelly Clarkson –– Kelly’s zeroes.
Concrete and Gold / Foo Fighters –– Fooey.
Beautiful Trauma / Pink –– Pink lazy.
Tell Me You Love Me
/ Demi Lovato –– I cannot tell a lie.
American Dream
/ LCD Soundsystem –– Oneiric idle.
Sleep Well Beast
/ The National –– The National debit.
Kane Brown / Kane Brown –– No, he Kane’t.
Cozy Tapes, Vol. 2: Top Cozy / A$AP Mob –– Cozy fan ptui.
Happy Endings / Old Dominion –– Rubs the wrong way.
Fifth Harmony / Fifth Harmony –– A Fifth of crotch.
Villains / Queens of the Stone Age –– Bad guise.
Luv Is Rage 2
/ Lil Uzi Vert –– Per Vert.
Life Changes / Thomas Rhett –– Bhett bungler.
Hitchhiker
/ Neil Young –– Thumb a nose.
Rainbow
/ Kesha –– Blunder the Rainbow.
Nervous System
/ Julia Michaels –– Forlorn Michaels.
Native Invader
/ Tory Amos –– Tory and wigged.
Issa Album
/ 21 Savage –– Issa waste.
Grateful
/ DJ Khaled –– Dicks jockey.
Evolve / Imagine Dragons –– Grow up!
Purple Rain
/ Prince and the Revolution –– Spinning in his grave.
MOSAIC / 311 –– Tiny pieces.
4:44 / Jay-Z –– Fours of habit.
Melodrama / Lorde –– Lorde of the mannered.
Pretty Girls Like Trap Music
/ 2 Chains –– Shut your Trap.
The Nashville Sound
/ Jason Isbell –– Tennessee tight ones.
Feed the Machine
/ Nickelback –– Mechanical.
Lust for Life / Lana Del Rey –– Stink Rey.
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band / The Beatles –– Beatle barely.
Teenage Emotions / Lil Yachty –– Bit ding-y.
Is This the Life We Really Want? / Roger Waters –– Still Waters runs ‘deep’.
hopeless fountain kingdom / Halsey –– Little fuss and big Halsey.
One More Light / Linkin Park –– Linkin incontinental.
Welcome Home
/ Zac Brown Band –– Hi and dry.
From a Room: Volume 1
/ Chris Stapleton –– Chamber music.
Harry Styles
/ Harry Styles –– Hairy styles.
True to Self
/ Bryson Tiller –– Honest mistake.
The Search for Everything / John Mayer –– The discovery of nothing.
Love and War / Brad Paisley –– Barf fight.
Memories…Do Not Open / Chainsmokers –– Hacking.
Pure Comedy
/ Father John Misty –– Don’t play Misty for me.
DAMN. / Lamar Kendrick –– Lamer Kendrick.
Triplicate / Bob Dylan –– Standards and poor.
More Life / Drake –- More or less?
Tremaine the Album / Trey Songz –– Trey lecher.
Beauty and the Beast / Various –– Nookie monster.
8 / Incubus –– 8 isn’t enough.
Mental Illness / Aimee Mann –– Mann overboard.
HNDRXX / Future –– Jammy HNDRXX.
Future / Future –– Later hosin'.
÷ / Ed Sheeran –– Lunk Division.
The Breaker / Little Big Town –– Deal Breaker.
Dirty Projectors / Dirty Projectors –– Stunt casting.
Prisoner / Ryan Adams –– Canned doo attitude.
Live in Paris
/ Sleater-Kinney –France list.
La La Land
/ Various –– For the love of mic.
Spirit
/ Depeche Mode –– Depeche load.
4 Your Eyez Only
/ J. Cole –– Lump of Cole.
Blue & Lonesome
/ The Rolling Stones –– Out of the blues.
"Awaken, My Love!"
/ Childish Gambino –– Gambino crime family.
The Hamilton Mixtape / Various –– Alexander's ragged time band.
Darkness and Light
/ John Legend –– Legend of the fall.
Moana / Various –– Tiki-tacky.
Hardwired…to Self-Destruct / Metallica –– Mission accomplished.
24K Magic / Bruno Mars –– The karat and the shtick.
The Weight of These Wings / Miranda Lambert –– Never gets off the ground.
11 Short Stories of Pain & Glory / Dropkick Murphys –– Murphys' slaw.
Starboy / The Weeknd –– Astral pain.
58th and 9th / Sting –– B Sting.
Trap or Die 3 / Jeezy –– Jeezy whiz.
Cosmic Hallelujah / Kenny Chesney –– Kenny todgers.
What's Inside: Songs from Waitress / Sara Bareilles –– Sara bore all us.
DC4 / Meek Mouse –– Meek’s cutoff.
Nobody But Me / Michael Bublé –– Likes this.
A Pentatonix Christmas / Pentatonix –– Choral riff.
We Got It From Here…Thank You 4 Your Service
/ A Tribe Called Quest –– Quest-ionable.
WALLS
/ Kings of Leon –– The last WALLS.
1992
/ The Game –– Game over.
Mad Love / JoJo –– Obsess poo.
Joanne
/ Lady Gaga –– Lolly Gaga.
Integrity Blues
/ Jimmy Eat World –– The moral of the sorry.
Day Breaks / Norah Jones –– Shun rise.

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