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Cartoon spoof of the horror film Send Help and the biographical documentary Melania showing the blood-splattered Linda Liddle (Rachel McAdams) of the former holding her head as she sits in a movie theater and stares in misery at the screen with the words SEND HELP emblazoned across her. In the back of the theater is a poster of the Melania Trump film with the First Lady's face and the words Now Playing on it.Send Help –– SOasS.
Melania –– Vanity unfair.
The Moment –– Charli icks see icks.
Iron Lung –– Breathes a sty.
Shelter –– Helter Shelter.
Worldbreaker –– And wind.
Islands –– Beached.
Moses the Black –– Holey Moses.
The Love That Remains –– Skeletal Remains.
Back to the Past –– Past dense.
Paying For It –– In wasted minutes.
A Poet –– Busted rhymes.
Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir –– Parasitic Hilton.
Natchez –– Mississippi boring.


Cartoon spoof of the sci-fi film Mercy showing lead character Chris Raven Chris Pratt) locked into an electric chair on trial at an AI court on screen as critic E. Basil St. Blaise sits in the audience with his Affenpinscher Josef and desperately tries to get rid of the image with a TV remote as he cries out for 'Mercy!'Mercy –– Beg off.
H Is for Hawk –– I is for I don’t care.
Return to Silent Hill –– Shush pile.
Clika –– Chito puffs.
The Containment –– Hold it in.
In Cold Light –– Clear. Cut.
The Dreamer Cinderella –– Slippery slop.
Standout: The Ben Kjar Story –– Face value.
Megadeth: Behind the Mask –– Thrash heap.
Mr. Nobody Against Putin –– Not just nyet.

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Cartoon spoof of the sci-fi horror film 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple depicting three of the lead characters, Samson (Chi Lewis-Parry), Sir Jimmy Crystal (Jack O'Connell), and Dr. Kelson (Ralph Fiennes) as a rock band called Bone Temple Pilots playing instruments made of bones.28 Years Later: The Bone Temple –– Calcified.
A Private Life –– Keep it to yourself.
Night Patrol –– Beat’s all.
Killer Whale –– Too big for its breachers.
Signing Tony Raymond –– Contract killer.
All You Need Is Kill –– Of brain cells.
Charlie the Wonderdog –– Here’s mutt in your eye.
Sound of Falling –– Thud ruckus.
A Useful Ghost –– Can she cook?
Shuffle –– Bored.
Deepfaking Sam Altman –– Slop synch.
Cartoon spoof of the film Dead Man's Wire showing hostage Richard Hall (Dacre Montgomery) holding his smart phone with the Wikipedia page for the real-life event the film is based on it, being held at gunpoint by Tony Kiritsis (Bill Skarsgård.) Kiritsis says , “If you reveal a spoiler, I’ll blow your head off.’ and Hall, pointing to the phone replies, ‘Uh, nah.’Dead Man’s Wire –– Shotgun wetting.
Greenland 2: Migration –– Move far away.
Primate –– Ape ex-predator.
Magellan –– Ship to snore.
OBEX –– Gamier.
Sleepwalker –– Drags its feat.
Young Mothers –– Weaner takes all.
All That’s Left of You –– West Bank shot.
I Was a Stranger –– Doesn’t ring a bell.
My Neighbor Adolf –– Fewer and Führer.
Weathered: After the LA Firestorm –– Burn noticed.
Holding Liat –– Low octane Gaza.

 

 

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