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Cartoon spoof of the superhero film Kraven the Hunter depicting the title character reclining suggestively on a chair with skeletons on and around it as he squirts goo on his rippling abs like a model in a gay advertisement for a home decor brand. The tagline reads Gayven –– For the Lair Lifestyle above a listing of locations in West Hollywood, Greenwich Village, Key West, and Provincetown.Kraven the Hunter –– Definitely not cravin’.
September 5 –– Olympic goad.
Nickel Boys –– Plugged Nickel.
The Last Showgirl –– Vaguest strip.
The Man in the White Van –– Truck. Stop.
Filthy Animals –– Dirty, harried.
Dirty Angels –– Oof troop.
Outbreak –– Measlesy.
Young Werther –– Wertherless.
Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem –– 5tars over.
Endless Summer Syndrome –– Eté and the cruisers.
Theater of Thought –– Mind melt.

Cartoon spoof of the fim The Order with FBI Agent Terry Husk (Jude Law) pointing his pistol at the head of White Supremacist Bob Mathews (Nicholas Hoult) dressed as a fast food waiter with a WN on his shirt and hat and a swatika on his arm band. He's holding what looks like a wrapped burger on a tray and Husk is yelling at him, 'I Said Chitlins, You White Nationalist Sumbitch!' under the title The Wrong Order.The Order –– Descending Order.
The Return –– Ponder Odyssey.
Nightbitch –– ‘Night, bitch.
Oh Canada –– Canada dry.
The Six Triple Eight –– Army coarse.
Day of the Fight –– Knockdown dragged out.
Y2K –– 2000 and wan.
Werewolves –– Rankle biters.
Lake George –– Murderers row.
Unstoppable –– Game leg.
Get Away –– Repulsive.
The End –– Finish last.
The Invisible Raptor –– Raptor head around it.
The Girl With the Needle –– Adopt a pet.
You Are Not Me –– Insignificant others.
Cartoon spoof of the film Moana 2 showing Punchy, the Hawaiian Punch mascot, winding up to throw another punch at the character Maui who's knocked out leaning against a tree as Moana raises an oar, prepared to swing it at the aggressor's head.Moana 2 –– Hawaii jive-o.
Queer –– Gay way drugs.
Maria –– Callasthenics.
That Christmas –– Snow glob.
The Holiday Club –– Douche of clubs.
Our Little Secret –– Seamy private.
The Seed of the Sacred Fig –– Fig nuthin’.
Reinas –– Queen beat.
Armand –– Bully the kid.
My Sweet Land –– Dirt sap.
Cartoon spoof of the films Gladiator II and Wicked opening head-to-head showing Lucius (Paul Mescal) brandishing his sword as he holds out the ruby slippers from the Wizard of Oz while dueling with Elphaba (Cynthia Erivo) of Wicked: Part I who pokes the handle of her broom at him.Gladiator II –– Hurry thumb down.
Wicked –– Offs witch.
Armor –– Plate in head.
Joy –– Test tube blabby.
The Black Sea –– Port whine.
Bonhoeffer: Pastor. Spy. Assassin. –– Priestly garble.
Flow –– Puss back.
Spellbound –– Hexcretion.
A Traveler’s Needs –– Unchortled territory.
Black Dog –– In a pet.
Never Look Away –– Shooting war.
Sabbath Queen –– Shul pigeon.
Ernest Cole: Lost and Found –– Cole chute.
Bread & Roses –– Kabulian logic.
Porcelain War –– Porcelain bust.
Cartoon spoof of the film Red One with Santa's head of security Callum Drift (Dwayne Johnson) and bounty hunter Jack O'Malley (Chris Evans) getting tinkled on by a giant evil snowman seen from the thighs down who releases a stream of ice cubes turning yellow on their heads.Red One –– Claus for alarm.
A Real Pain –– Set to irk.
Daruma –– Daruma mill.
Breakup Season –– Split take.
Dream Team –– Ideal breaker.
All We Imagine As Light –– India oink.
Hello Again, Love –– Greet is good.
Ghost Cat Anzu –– Pussover.
Elton John: Never Too Late –– John bull.
Bogart: Life Comes in Flashes –– Bogie under par.
The World According to Allee Willis –– Allee oops.
The Bibi Files –– For Bibiophiles.
Shawn Mendes: For Friends and Family Only (A Live Concert Film) –– Thank God, I’m neither.
Cartoon spoof of the horror film Heretic with main psychopath Mr. Reed (Hugh Grant) pointing at a scented candle he's holding with the label COHERENT PLOT on it as he stands in front of yellowish noxious fumes and says, "That smell? My wife made a script."Heretic –– Skeptic tanks.
Small Things Like These –– His balls.
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever –– The Ghost of Christmas pissed.
Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point –– Eve of distraction.
A Sudden Case of Christmas –– Instant cuckoo.
The Piano Lesson –– Etude brute.
Elevation –– Doesn’t rise to occasion.
Drive Back –– Reverse psychology.
Hippo –– Knockoff quirk.
Bird –– Soar spot.
The Last Rifleman –– D-Day fixe.
Stockholm Bloodbath –– Swede surrender.
Little Girl Blue –– Daughter in flaw.
Meanwhile on Earth –– Bombe de terre.
Weekend in Taipei –– Taiwan on.
100 Yards –– Shit kickers.
Andrea Bocelli 30: The Celebration –– Tenor sux.
Overlord: The Sacred Kingdom –– Can’t wait til it’s over, Lord.
Cartoon spoof of the WWII drama Blitz showing mother Rita (Saoirse Ronan) holding the hand of son George (Elliott Heffernan) amid the rubble of London as an unexploded bomb labeled SCRIPT hits the ground in front of them and bounces away with the sound effect 'DUD.'Blitz –– Creaky.
Juror #2 –– Shallow end of pool.
Here –– Nowhere.
Emilia Pérez –– Pérez scope down.
Absolution –– Unforgivable.
Cellar Door –– Abasement.
He Never Left –– Stayin’ on his reputation.
The Eye of the Salamander –– All newt revue.
The Carpenter –– Bangs on.
Our Church Thinks We’re Dating –– Altar ergo.
Lost on a Mountain in Maine –– Mind your Mainers.
The Graduates –– Alumpy.
Hitpig! –– Slug of swine.
Agent of Happiness –– Joy derision.
Soundtrack to a Coup d’Etat –– Lumumba sauce.
Cartoon spoof of the superhero film Venom: The Last Dance with Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy) as a ventriloquist sitting on a stage with his symbiote alter ego Venom looking like a dummy on his knee beside a sign that reads Eddie and Venom. Brock is raising a glass to his lips and saying "Now yer gonna recite this nonsense as I drink a glass of water" to which Venom replies "S'awright!"Venom: The Last Dance –– Alienation of infections.
Conclave –– The papal chase.
Magpie –– Ick actor.
Your Monster –– Beast still my heart.
Let’s Start a Cult –– Sect spot.
All You Need Is Blood –– Zombie dearest.
Con Job –– Me fine bunco.
Memoir of a Snail –– Slime icky.
La Cocina –– Comida of errors.
The Man You Don’t Know –– The lone stranger.
Black Box Diaries –– Assault shaker.
My Name is Alfred Hitchcock –– Goes off without a Hitch.
The Herricanes –– Garbage time.
American Cats: The Good, The Bad, and The Cuddly –– Fur nothing.
Nocturnes –– Moth rah!
Spoof of the film Anora with smiling sex worker Anora (Mikey Madison) standing back to back with son of a Russian gangster Ivan (Mark Eidelshtein) in the pose of Ricahard Gere and Julia Roberts on the poster of Pretty Woman. Anora is pulling on the coke spoon around his neck and the pink title on its side reads Petty Vermin.Anora –– A snorer.
We Live in Time –– Terminal chillness.
Smile 2 –– The awful tooth.
Brothers –– Smothers.
Rumors –– Satired.
Goodrich –– Pop warner.
Bookworm –– Tome raider.
Exhibiting Forgiveness –– Not here.
The Line –– Cross it… off list.
Die Alone –– Lonely planted.
High Tide –– RIP Tide.
I Will Never Leave You Alone –– Makes absolutely nuisance.
Rippy –– Roo service.
Allswell in New York –– Doesn’t end well.
Kensuke’s Kingdom –– Can sucky.
Union –– Strikes accord.
Tom Petty: Heartbreakers Beach Party –– End of the line.
The Apprentice –– Trump role.
Saturday Night –– Dead.
We Live in Time –– Sloppy seconds.
Woman of the Hour –– Dates and nuts.
The Silent Hour –– Deaf jam.
Terrifier 3 –– Third time’s the bomb.
Daddy’s Head –– Is empty.
Bad Genius –– Pic’s her brain.
Chosen Family –– Familiality breeds contempt.
Bonus Track –– Bone ass track.
Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story –– Reeve stricken.
Carville: Winning Is Everything, Stupid –– Policy wank.
Piece By Piece –– Lego doc.
The Last of the Sea Women –– Submerge and purge.
Cartoon spoof of the film Joker: Folie à Deux with characters Lee Quinzel (Lady Gaga) and Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) dressed like Sonny & Cher in the psychedelic 60s as they sing awkwardly under the title Scummy & Scare.Joker: Folie à Deux –– Folly of Duh!
The Outrun –– Runs out.
White Bird –– Wings it.
Arthur’s Whisky –– Sour.
The Problem With People –– Who make films like this.
Sam and Colby: The Legends of the Paranormal –– Pair o' numbskulls.
The Radleys –– Boo! Radleys.
Monster Summer –– June bugaboo.
Things Will Be Different –– Small change.
Frankie Freako –– Frankly fecal.
Take Cover –– Hit the dreck.
Goebbels and the Führer –– Folie à douche.
Daaaaaali! –– Slam Salvador.
Intercepted –– Ukraine pose.
Blink –– Or just keep eyes closed.
Leap of Faith –– Prayer goop.
Food and Country –– Sisterhood of the traveling pans.
Spoof of the film Megalopolis with Francis Ford Coppola sitting in his director's chair dressed like Marlon Brando from his masterpiece The Godfather stroking a cat in his lap with the face of his new film's star Adam Driver.Megalopolis –– Megaflopolis.
The Wild Robot –– Mechanical failure.
Lee –– Kuras worse than disease.
Sleep –– You will.
Bagman –– Bag it.
Azrael –– Ass reel.
Amber Alert –– Kid napping.
Abruptio –– Sudden death.
Notice to Quit –– Ignored by director.
Haunted Heart –– Flatten lover.
The Universal Theory –– Thesis the end.
Paul McCartney and Wings: One Hand Clapping –– Clipped Wings.
Vindicating Trump –– Mission: Impossible.
Cartoon spoof of the fim Transformers One with voice actor Chris Hemsworth as a child sitting cross-legged playing with two Transformers action figures as he has his character Optimus Prime punching Megatron.Transformers One –– Audience 0.
The Substance –– Sticky ticket.
Wolfs –– A howler.
Never Let Go –– Let’s one go.
A Different Man –– Facile reconstructive surgery.
Last Straw –– Still sucks.
A Mistake –– Agreed.
Omni Loop –– Loop-the-loopy.
The Shade –– Pull down.
The Featherweight –– Lacks Pep.
What We Find on the Road –– Dead meat.
The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry –– Small Fry.
And Mrs –– And misses.
The Wait –– Is over.
All Shall Be Well –– Well worn.
Eureka –– You reeker.
Cartoon spoof of the thriller film Speak Nom Evil with main psychopathic character Paddy (James McAvoy) holding his finger to his lips in a shushing motion while two monkeys stand behind him in the Hear No Evil and See No Evil poses.Speak No Evil –– Holiday on ick.
My Old Ass –– The adult in the shroom.
The 4:30 Movie –– Matinee idle.
The Killer’s Game –– Hit’s new low.
The Critic –– Beneath notice.
Matt and Mara –– Mara ruiny.
Booger –– Snot bad.
Dead Money –– Cash drain.
Here After –– Dick all to death.
The Zombie Wedding –– A cratered affair.
Winner –– Reality loser.
Under Therapy –– Couch potato.
Will & Harper –– On Ferrell low.
Am I Racist? –– Riot of color.
Sweetheart Deal –– Too goo to be true.
Studio One Forever –– Disco balls.
Cartoon spoof of the film Beetlejuice Beetlejuice retitled Burtonjuice Burtonjuice with grinning demon Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton) and aghast middle-aged Goth Lydia Deetz (Winona Ryder) on either side of director Tim Burton who has a shrunken blue head like the character Bob the Shrinker as he holds a megaphone.Beetlejuice Beetlejuice –– Curse of ham.
The Front Room –– Not foyer nothing.
Don’t Turn Out the Lights –– Stitches for switches.
Hoard –– Horrid.
Off Ramp –– Just a Juggalo.
The Thicket –– The thick head.
I’ll Be Right There –– Just a suck.
The Paragon –– Ideal from bottom of deck.
Red Rooms –– Chamber plots.
The Goldman Case –– Goldman sags.
Upstream –– Down my back.
The Honest Candidate –– Vie not.
Look Into My Eyes –– As they close.
Lover of Men: The Untold History of Abraham Lincoln –– Honest Gaybe?
The Cowboy and the Queen –– On Her Majesty’s Equine Service.
The Mother of All Lies –– Moroccan lather.
Cartoon spoof of the biopic Reagan with Dennis Quaid as a smiling Reagan in a white cowboy hat and co-star Jon Voight hanging around his neck as Bonzo, his simian sidekick from a series of comedy films in his Hollywood days.Reagan –– Ron ragged.
Slingshot –– Snail’s space.
1992 –– Riot back atcha.
You Gotta Believe –– But not this.
The Wasp –– Hive been had.
City of Dreams –– Sleep number.
Out Come the Wolves –– Unfortunate Out Come.
Take My Hand –– Pull my finger.
Tokyo Cowboy –– Yippee Hai, eh?
Across the River and Into the Trees –– One-way thicket.
First Shift –– Work off.
My First Film –– Immature hour.
The Boy in the Woods –– Boob in the woods.
Petrol –– Gassy.
Merchant Ivory –– Classy eyed.
Seeking Mavis Beacon –– Beacon hell.
Spoof of the film Blink Twice retitled Think Twice showing the character Frida (Naomi Ackie) in a pool looking back quizzically, trying to determine the character of billionaire Slater (Channing Tatum.) He is vaping and holding a glass of scotch with a red flag in it as red flags also float in a small buoy in front of him, stick out of his right ear and stand poolside behind him suggesting he's not to be trusted.Blink Twice –– Women's lid.
The Crow –– Cawful.
Strange Darling –– Odd bod’s kin.
Between the Temples –– Empty-headed.
Greedy People –– Takers for a fool.
Hostile Dimensions –– Flat broke.
Catching Dust –– Dust buggy.
Place of Bones –– Tendon towards the ridiculous.
The Becomers –– Amount to nothing.
The Forge –– Unforgenate.
I’ll Be Your Mirror –– Reflects poorly.
200% Wolf –– Hoot howl.
Close Your Eyes –– I’m begging you.
Paradise is Burning –– Sister acked!
The Other Laurens –– Laurens' bad call.
I Like It Here –– Sighed specific.
Lost in the Shuffle –– Shite of hand.
Spoof of the sc-fi sequel film Alien: Romulus with the image from the movie poster of a creature attached to the face of a character on a TV screen mirrored by film critic E. Basil St. Blaise watching it in his mobile home and doing a face plant along with Josef, his Affenpinscher.Alien: Romulus –– And ream us.
Skincare –– Scrubby.
The Union –– Dweeb team.
The Deliverance –– Dirge bag.
The King Tide –– Washed out.
Consumed –– Making ends meat.
Close to You –– Home runt.
Rob Peace –– Peace of garbage.
Crescent City –– Infertile Crescent.
Mountains –– Molehills.
Smoking Tigers –– Puffed up.
My Penguin Friend –– Never takes off.
Red Island –– Colonial raunch.
Rule of Walls –– Haiti crime.
Spoof of the sci-fi game adaptation Borderlands with bounty hunter Lilith played by Cate Blanchett having one of her two Oscar statuettes, which she's brandishing like weapons, being blown apart by a high-tech bazooka wielded by Tiny Tina (Ariana Greenblatt.)Borderlands –– Offs its game
It Ends With Us –– It ends with ews!
Cuckoo –– Crock.
Good One –– Take a hike.
The Last Front –– Least line of defense.
Running On Empty –– Fill the pain.
Girl You Know Its True –– Silli Vanilli.
Dance First –– Bend it like Beckett.
Mickey Hardaway –– No Hardaway to spend 105 minutes.
A Carpenter’s Prayer –– Plank verse.
Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In –– Economies of scale.
Sugarcane –– Stalk reality.
Daughters –– Kith and can.
Electric Lady Studios: A Jimi Hendrix Vision –– Jimi fallin'.
Happy Campers –– Barf park.
Spoof of the film Trap with lead characater and serial killer Cooper (Josh Hartnett) crawling on the ground with his right leg caught in a sprung trap made from the script for Trap written by M. Night Shyamlan. At the bottom of the image is the title CLAPTRAP.Trap –– Snare dumb.
The Instigators –– Eggs on their faces.
Harold and the Purple Crayon –– Scrawl down.
Kneecap –– To groin.
Coup! –– Koo.
Detained –– Held against my will.
Sebastian –– Journalist gets behind.
The Firing Squad –– Just shoot me.
Peak Season –– Peaked.
Boot Camp –– Boot film.
#AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead –– To get away from you.
Dr. Jekyll –– Switch bitch.
Meth Gator –– Chomp change.
The Forgotten Battle –– Kinda sortie.
War Game –– Plan of a hack.
Spoof of the film Deadpool and Wolverine with Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) squatting painfully atop one of his kitana swords as he calls out 'Hey, Lo-GAN!' like he's Lou Costello, to Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) who looks at him disgustedly like Bud Abbott.Deadpool & Wolverine –– Snark repellent.
Didi –– Ooh, long teen.
The Beast Within –– Fiend wanting.
Starve Acre –– Dead pang humor.
Mother’s Instinct –– Hurry son down.
The Fabulous Four –– Elder skelter.
The Good Half –– Not even a good quarter.
The Last Breath –– It stinks.
The Girl in the Pool –– Bob and wave.
Chuck Chuck Baby –– Chuck.
Only the River Flows –– Along with clichés.
The Arctic Convoy –– Bloodshot ice.
Swan Song –– Odile me out.
Cartoon spoof of the film Twisters with smiling characters Tyler (Glen Powell) and Kate (Daisy Edgar-Jones) on all-fours, intertwined on a Twister-style party game mat renamed Plot Twisters.Twisters –– Schlocknado.
The Crumb Catcher –– Crumby.
The Abandon –– Leave it or not.
Clear Cut –– The most happy feller.
Oddity –– Weird d’oh!
Widow Cliquot –– Vin blank.
Before Dawn –– In the dark.
Crossing –– Off my list.
Lullaby –– Snooze bah.
Creatura –– Discomforts.
Great Absence –– Gone but forgotten.
You Have to Come and See It –– Invitation to the dunce.
The Punishment –– Is it ever.
Join or Die –– Group grope.
Hollywoodgate –– Taliban width.
Modernism, Inc.: The Eliot Noyes Design Story –– Noyes canceling.
Cartoon spoof of the romantic comedy film Fly Me to the Moon with PR pro Kelly Jones (Scarlett Johansson) looking coy after she tosses a Saturn V rocket ship into the eye of launch director Cole Davis (Channing Tatum) whose head appears in a moon like the one in the Georges Méliès' A Trip to the Moon. Above them is the lyric 'When-a da Moon-a Hits-a Your Eye Like-a Big-a Saturn V – ‘Atsa Moron!Fly Me to the Moon –– Moon schmuck.
Longlegs –– Duddy Longlegs.
Sing Sing –– Sink sink.
Lumina –– Glow energy.
National Anthem –– Yippee, I gay.
The Inheritance –– Bad heir day.
Dandelion –– Whine.
Johnny Puff: Secret Mission –– Cuckoo Puff.
Touch –– Hands off.
The Convert –– Hail Maori play.
Sisi –– Non, Non!
Sorry/Not Sorry –– Really sorry.
Eno –– Uh, no.
Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger –– I know why I’m going.
America’s Burning –– Ember alert.
Skywalkers –– Work for scale.
Cartoon spoof of the movies Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F and Despicable Me 4 with Policeman Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) pulling his pistol on a Minion who is making a gun gesture with his three-fingered hand. Above the two figures is a Report Card that reads Beverly Hills Cop: Axel next to the letter grade F and Despicable Me 4 next to grade D-.Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F –– Broken Axel.
Despicable Me 4 –– Gru cold.
Maxxxine –– Smut and chaff.
Boneyard –– Grave admissions.
Mother, Couch –– Sofa’s choice.
The Secret Art of Human Flight –– Never gets off the ground.
Sound of Hope: The Story of Possum Trot –– Trot in hell.
Murder Company –– Droop movements.
Dead Whisper –– Rasp bury.
The Nature of Love –– Amour, then a little.
A Man of Reason –– No figure.
Cartoon spoof of the film Horizon: An American Saga-Chapter 1 with star/screenwriter/director/Western-icon-wannabe Kevin Costner wearing a cowboy hat with an arrow through it and reaching down to grab his falling gun belt and pants around his knees as he pulls a six-shooter that has a 'Bang!' flag sticking out of it. He's facing off with a genuinely cool black-and-white Gary Cooper representing a true Western icon.Horizon: An American Saga-Chapter 1 –– Flat lines.
A Quiet Place: Day One –– Utter nonsense.
Daddio –– Fare beater.
Scream Therapy –– Bellow average.
Last Summer –– Boy doy.
A Sacrifice –– Of 100 minutes.
Family Portrait –– Snap draggin’.
The Vourdalak –– Cold brood.
Chronicles of a Wandering Saint –– Miracle whipped.
Music –– That beat’s all.
June Zero –– Concentration cramp.
Kalki 2898 AD –– Kaka.
The Conqueror: Hollywood Fallout –– Genghis con.
How to Come Alive with Norman Mailer –– The naked and the dud.
Something to Stand For with Mike Rowe –– I won’t stand for it.
Revival 69: The Concert that Rocked the World –– Fest and loose.

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Spoof of the 2024 Academy awards with nominees as dolls in boxes for sale on store shelves, including Bradley Cooper as 'Lenny aka Maestro', Lily Gladstone as 'Lily: She Killed It in Killers of the Flower Moon', the animated Spider-man as 'Spidey: Spider-Best Across the Spider-verse', Margot Robbies as "Barbie: The Movie', Robert Downey as 'Downey: The Wisenheimer from Oppenheimer', and Da'Vine Joy Randolph as 'Mary: The Holdovers Lovable Cook!' There's an ad for the statuette attached to the shelf front that reads 'Oscars Sold Separately.STATUE OF LIMITATIONS 2024

Best Picture Nominees:

American Fiction –– Doesn’t play well with authors.
Anatomy of a Fall –– Splatitudes.
Barbie –– Pink aie!
The Holdovers –– Teacher’s pit.
Killers of the Flower Moon –– Osage can you see.
Maestro –– Baton death march.
Oppenheimer –– A-bombinable.
Past Lives –– Pass.
Poor Things –– That would be the audience.
The Zone of Interest –– Is elsewhere.

Cartoon spoof of The Bikeriders film with lead characters Johnny (Tom Hardy) and Benny (Austin Butler) dressed in motorcycle gear riding Victorian bicycles with a big and small wheel and juggling colored balls and bowling pins.The Bikeriders –– Hog tired.
Kinds of Kindness –– Three beat.
Thelma –– And low wheezy.
The Exorcism –– Repossessed.
Janet Planet –– Kid pro quo.
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person –– Vampirical evidence.
Blackwater Lane –– Backwater lame.
The Devil’s Bath –– Bath assaults.
Fancy Dance –– Dippy toes.
The Speedway Murders –– Track balls.
Chestnut –– Merde.
Green Border –– Refugeez!
Hummingbirds –– Wing meh.
What Remains –– What Remains?
She Rises Up – With my gorge.
Copa 71 –– D Cup.
Jeff McFetridge: Drawing a Life –– Mental pictures.
Spoof of the animated Pixar film Inside Out 2 with the negative Emotions from the film –– Ennui, Embarrassment, Fear, Sadness, Anger and Disgust all react negatively to the Video Village playback on the set of their movie.Inside Out 2 –– Emotion sickness.
Firebrand –– Parr for the coarse.
Treasure –– Bury it.
Ghostlight –– Flicker license.
Fresh Kills –– Staten Island bury.
Bad Behaviour –– Cult de sac.
Ride –– Buck off.
Reverse the Curse –– You screw.
Cora Bora –– Borer snorer.
Latency –– Blatency.
Just the Two of Us –– Double downer.
Ultraman: Rising –– Silly in the extreme.
The Grab –– Doesn’t.
Queendom –– Moscow mewl.
Scab Vendor: Confessions of a Tattoo Artist –– Tat ill tale.
Spoof of the film Bad Boys: Drive or Die with lead character cops Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) and Mike Lowrey (Will Smith) cuffing and bringing in the cartoon character Bill from The Cosby Kids,Bad Boys: Ride or Die –– Drive shaft.
The Watchers –– Wait, Watchers.
Tuesday –– Feather dusted.
I Used to Be Funny –– Eons ago?
Trim Season –– Trim movie.
Longing –– For the end credits.
Late Bloomers –– Dies on the vyin’.
Kill Your Lover –– Clinch mob.
Someday We’ll Tell Each Other Everything –– Fool disclosure.
This Closeness –– Near miss.
Cottontail –– Rabbit hole.
Banel & Adama –– Banal & Adama.
Animalia –– Moroccan lather.
School of Magical Animals 2 –– Ruff magic.
Jesus Thirsts: The Miracle of the Eucharist –– Thirst tripe.
Frank Miller: American Genius –– No question mark?
Spoof of the film In a Violent Nature with the lead slasher Johnny raising a metal meat pounder over his head to smash it down on a steak as he sprinkles Adolph's Tenderizer on it with his other hand beneath the title Hell's Kitchen.In A Violent Nature –– Life hacks.
Ezra –– Light as a father.
Young Woman and the Sea –– Broad strokes.
The Dead Don’t Hurt –– Ache necessarily so.
What You Wish For –– Covet operation.
Summer Camp –– Harpy campers.
Deer Camp ’86 –– The buck stops here.
Backspot –– Cheer bleeder.
Guy Friends –– Male pickup.
Big Boys –– Bear cubs.
Shadow Land –– Voight where prohibited.
Handling the Undead –– Bier chaser.
20,000 Species of Bees –– Sting to sleep.
Haikyu!! The Dumpster Battle –– LowIQ!!
Flipside –– B-side itself.
Hidden Master: The Legacy of George Platt Lynes –– Shot cock.
Rowdy Girl –– Vegged out.
Cartoon spoof of the film Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga with Furiosa (Anya Taylor-Joy) and Dementus (Chris Hemsworth) standing behind a souped-up vehicle with multiple chrome exhausts which are spewing smoke at them creating the distinctive blackened war-paint look on their faces.Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga –– The road worrier.
The Garfield Movie –– Cat’s can.
Hitman –– Knock it off.
Solo –– So slow.
Sight –– Unseen.
I Don’t Know Who You Are –– And I don’t care.
Songs of Earth –– Norse opera.
Kidnapped: The Abduction of Edgardo Mortara –– Abduct work.
Queen of the Deuce –– Porn and bread.
Maestra –– Baton rouged.
Invisible Nation –– Tsai ops.
Spoof of the family film IF with Cal (Ryan Reynolds) cleaning up Marsmallow Man (John Krasinski) from the ground with a broom and a scoop like he's a turd left behind by the massive plushcreature Blue (Steve Carell) who's smiling as he looks back while following Bea (Cailey Fleming.)IF –– fy.
Back to Black –– Whine house.
Babes –– In bombs.
I Saw the TV Glow –– Flickery-split.
You Can’t Run Forever –– Halter stops.
Faceless After Dark –– The invisible mien.
The American –– Moscow’s bullshit ballet.
Coma –– I feel you.
In Our Day –– Lying share.
The Blue Angels –– Recruitidy.
Taking Venice –– Paint threshold.
Laugh Proud –– Queer not amused.
Spoof of the film Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes with Proximus Caesar on his throne looking shocked as King Kong in black-and-white from the 1933 film leans in and removes his crown.Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes –– Apey bio.
Poolman –– Shallow end.
Not Another Church Movie –– Altar egos.
Force of Nature: The Dry 2 –– Sere sage and soothsayer.
The Last Stop in Yuma County –– Yumaless.
The Image of You –– The image of eww!
Lazareth –– Didn’t get rise out of me.
East Bay –– Bay: don’t watch.
Aisha –– Niger nor.
A Prince ––Fretty Prince.
Stay With Us –– Anal retention.
Gasoline Rainbow –– Not too slick.
Triple 2 –– Dive bomb.
Spoof of the film The Fall Guy with director Jody Moreno (Emily Blunt) on a ladder dropping an anvil which bounces off the head of hunky stuntman Colt Seavers (Ryan Gosling) below.The Fall Guy –– Stunt dumbbell.
Unfrosted –– Plop tart.
Wild Cat –– Flannery will get you nowhere.
New Life –– No life.
Something in the Water –– Flotsam, dearie.
Tarot –– Below deck.
Chief of Station –– CIA moldy.
Lost Soulz –– Soulz sapping.
Dragonkeeper –– Scaly movie.
Evil Does Not Exist –– Mediocrity sure do.
Slow –– Unbelievably.
Kitty the Killer –– Kitty hack.
Adiós Buenos Aires –– Tango and crash.
Catching Fire: The Story of Anita Wallenberg –– Anita Hell.
Who Is Stan Smith –– Oh!
Spoof of the film Challengers showing star tennis player Tashi (Zendaya) wielding her racket to first hit husband Art (Mike Faist) in the back of the head with her backswing and then aiming her forehand swing at ex-lover Patrick's (Josh O'Connor) face.Challengers –– Racket ruin.
Boy Kills World –– Deaf, dumb and grind.
Humane –– To err is Humane.
Breathe –– Lung shot.
Nowhere Special –– Hocus locus.
Unsung Hero –– Faith plant.
The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed –– Too late highway.
The Big Bend –– Over.
Cash Out –– Chips and dip.
Cinderella’s Revenge –– Crass slipper.
Pratfall –– Prat falls.
Dancing Village: The Curse Begins –– Ass take two-step.
Poetry –– Doesn’t get much verse.
I Am Gitmo –– Islamofacetious.
Slam –– Dunce.
Beyond the Raging Sea –– Row v. wave.
Uncropped –– Comes a cropper.
Spoof of the film Abigail where the title character (Alisha Weir), a kidnaped ballerina vampire, turns in a coffin music box in her blood-spattered tutu with fangs bared.Abigail –– Kid snapped.
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare –– Combat poots.
Sasquatch Sunset –– Pigfoot.
Rebel Moon: Part Two - The Scargiver –– Leaves a mock.
Blood for Dust –– Sucks dry.
Villains Incorporated –– Baddie odor.
Hard Miles –– Cycle killer.
We Grown Now –– A growner.
Stress Positions –– Loud and queer.
The Three Musketeers: Part II - Milady –– Malady duh Winter.
Dusk for a Hitman –– Crepuscular dystrophy.
Egoist –– Blows hard.
Oasis –– Mirage of convenience.
The Coffee Table –– Café con lechy.
Irena’s Vow –– Nuts and oaths.
Spy x Family Code: White –– White whacker.
Spoof of the film Civil War with Donald Trump as an old-fashioned Hollywood director with a golden megaphone yelling 'Faction!' to the actors Jesse Plemons as a MAGA militiaman and Kirsten Dunst as an Antifa journalist with a big camera.Civil War –- Civil liability.
Arcadian –– Penny Arcadian.
Sweet Dreams –– Are made of diss.
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead –– Tell her movie is.
Sting –– eroo.
LaRoy, Texas –– LaRoy retches.
The Long Game –– Caddie slack.
Omen –– Bad Omen.
Damaged –– Hinky dinky doo.
The Absence of Eden –– Paradise sloshed.
Unsinkable –– Float and eddy.
A Forgotten Man –– Stuck in neutral.
In Flames –– Burns my ash.
Sweet Dreams –– Are made of dips.
Lost Angel: The Genius of Judee Sill –– Silly.
Resistance: They Fought Back –– Resistable.
Spoof of the film Monkey Man with the director and Dev Patel as an agitated main character Kid who has a mechanical monkey on his back wearing Kid's monkey mask and clanging two cymbals against his ears.Monkey Man –– Ape shit.
The First Omen –– Nix nix nix.
Coupe de Chance –– Fat Chance.
Parachute –– Hits the sulk.
The People’s Joker –– Assy DC.
The Greatest Hits –– Humdumb.
Model House –– Strike a poser.
The Old Oak –– Acorny.
A Bit of Light –– Ray iota.
The Beast –– Beast wacks.
Housekeeping for Beginners –– A mess.
Chicken for Linda! –– Poule cue.
Epic Tales –– Mouse curser.
Girls State –– The obvious.
Kim’s Video –– Rental wreck.
Spoof of the film Godzilla x King Kong: The New Empire with the stars acting like silent screen comedians as King Kong smashes a custard cream pie into Godzilla's face after the kaiju pulled down the ape's orange trousers and painted a white X on his chest.Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire –– Rock‘em sock ‘em reboot.
In the Land of Saints and Sinners –– Erin go broke.
Wicked Little Letters –– Nothing to post about.
The Listener –– I’m all jeers.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 –– Sticky in the mud.
Lousy Carter –– Garbage Carter.
Asphalt City –– Blockosphere.
With Love and a Major Organ –– Not the brain.
Monster Mash –– Sour Mash.
Bag of Lies –– Sack of shit.
DogMan –– Arful.
A Cat’s Life –– Chat itself.
La Chimera –– Fleeting enema.
Karaoke –– Dirty sync.
A Fragile Flower –– Petal harder.
Hate to Love: Nickelback –– Flip the coinage.
Spoof of the film Ghostbusters: Froze Empire with the characters Gary Grooberson (Paul Rudd) and Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) in their uniforms preparing to zap a floating green apparition seen from behind with the word 'Self-Respect' glowing on its back representing the embarrassment this bad sci-fi comedy to the actors' careers.Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire –– Ghost cold turkey.
The Beautiful Game –– Pitch poor.
Late Night With the Devil –– Heathenly host.
Immaculate –– Pure nonsense.
Problemista –– Snag pit.
Femme –– Drag and bone.
Kumiko the Treasure Hunter –– Dug-doo.
Sleeping Dogs –– Plays dead.
Riddle of Fire –– Riddle of the stinks.
Peter Five Eight –– Lost in Spacey.
Limbo –– A void like the plague.
William Shatner: You Can Call Me Bill –– Bill and kook.
Carol Doda Topless at the Condor –– Mammary glance.
Art Talent Show –– Art talent no.
Spoof of the film Loves Lies Bleeding with bodybuilder Jackie (Katy O'Brian) trying to lift a bar with the flimsy paper script on either end instead of weights while gym owner Lou (Kristen Stewart) bends down behind her to give her a shot of steroids in the rump.Love Lies Bleeding –– Butch casualty.
One Life –– Refugee wiz.
Knox Goes Down –– Hard Knox.
Shirley –– Chisolm trails.
Arthur the King –– Clear as mutt.
The American Society of Magical Negroes –– Black in back.
Irish Wish –– Téigh trasna ort féin!
Snack Shack –– Snicker Snack.
The Prank –– Prank amateur.
French Girl –– Late fille.
Club Zero –– Jack of clubs.
Uproar –– Whimper take all.
The Animal Kingdom –– Animauxtronic.
Exhuma –– Ex-humor.
Much Ado About Dying –– Cryptic.
Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World –– Or this film.
The Shadowless Tower –– Tower record.
Remembering Gene Wilder –– Wilder and woolly.
Ryuichi Sakamoto: Opus –– ‘Opeless.
Cartoon spoof of the animated sequel Kung Fu Panda 4 with a young fan getting lunch at an Asian-style hot food bar scooping a rubber chicken out of a disgusting-looking pan of slop. Above the sneeze guard is a sign that reads Moo Goo Guy Panda with the cartoon character Po (voiced by Jack Black) posing comedically on one foot.Kung Fu Panda 4 –– Po dunk.
Cabrini –– Mother bored.
American Dreamer –– Home inversion.
5lbs of Pressure –– 3 ozs. of script.
Imaginary –– Dream job.
Night Shift –– Alt Shift.
Accidental Texan –– Tex arcana.
The Piper –– Peed Piper.
Glitter & Doom –– Clatter & dumb.
Yolo –– Peril.
Space: The Longest Goodbye –– Mars obiter.
High & Low - John Galliano –– Low & lower.
Spoof of the film Dune: Part Two with Chani (Zendaya) and Paul Altreidis (Timothée Chalamet) standing with a big canister of EUPHORIA Nitrous Oxide sucking the gas in through their breathing apparatuses and getting high to beat the boredom of their desert world.Dune: Part Two –– Arid, extras dry.
Rose’s War –– Makes a colleen break.
Before I Change My Mind –– Gendered helpless.
Outlaw Posse –– What’s up, posse cat?
Amelia’s Children –– Twin shitties.
Asleep in My Palm –– Clap trap.
Silver Haze –– Gabby Haze.
Lost Ladies –– Lose Ladies.
Cartoon spoof of the film Drive-Away Dolls directed by Ethan Coen with characters Jamie (Margaret Qualley) and Marian (Geraldine Viswanathan) looking into a trunk of a car to see the hand of a presumed dead Joel Coen holding a clapboard for Fargo which he'd co-directed with Ethan.Drive-Away Dolls –– Waffle Coen.
Ordinary Angels –– Liver saps.
Red Right Hand –– Palms away.
Cold Meat –– Freeze willy.
Stopmotion –– Stopmovie.
Parallel –– Lines never meet.
Drugstore June –– Has script problems.
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba — To the Hashira Training –– A manga the worst.
Seagrass –– Water pretension.
Io Capitano –– Feud desert.
Golden Years –– Grey poop on.
Terezin –– Booty camp.
About Dry Grasses –– And gasses.
Kiss the Future –– Bono rue.
Mad Props –– Set’s maniacs.
Veselka: The Rainbow on the Corner at the Center of the World –– Borscht, bolt.
Cartoon spoof of the superhero film Madame Web with lead character Cassandra Web (Dakota Johnson) gesticulating and swinging a web in order to entertain a very young fan wearing a Spider-Girl costume and looking up at her as she flips her the bird.Madame Web –– Flat spin.
Bob Marley: One Love –– A Rasta development.
Bleeding Love –– Bleeding awful.
Adam the First –– Rib-tickler.
Land of Bad –– Country and wastin’.
Players –– Game shit match.
Monolith –– Slab happy.
No Way Up –– Downer.
Lights Out –– Dim bubs.
Altered Reality –– Deeply fake.
Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive –– Gloria loser.
Hate to Love –– You’ll want your nickel back.
God & Country –– Raspberry pious.
Onlookers –– Laos ebb.
Cartoon spoof of the film Lisa Frankenstein with lead character Lisa (Kathryn Newton) in her pajamas lying in bed between Boris Karloff's monster from Son of Frankenstein smiling as he holds a jar of Monster Lube in one hand and wraps his other around her waist and The Creature (Cole Sprouse) looking dejected because he hasn't got a penis.Lisa Frankenstein –– Parts and re-creation.
Out of Darkness –– But not dorkness.
Drift –– Away.
Marmalade –– Sticky.
Molli and Max in the Future –– Molli curdle.
Lola –– Loller.
Air Force One Down –– Knows dive.
Willie and Me –– Half Nelson.
The Private Eye –– Low tec.
Peppa’s Cinema Party –– Ghost Peppa.
Cobweb –– Stranded.
The Monk and the Gun –– Felonious Monk.
Float –– In the bowl.
Here –– I'm outta Here.
Ennio –– More o’ corny.
Spoof of the spy comedy film Argylle retitled Arghylle with Argylle (Henry Cavill) in a robotic kitty litter box and LaGrange (Dua Lipa) in the carrier case of Chip the Scottish Fold cats who sits looking out at the viewer in front of his human 'pets.'Argylle –– Sucks.
How to Have Sex –– Entry level job.
Fitting In –– Discharge account.
Scrambled Eggs –– Futility clinic.
Suncoast –– Sick notes.
Somewhere Quiet –– Hush pulpy.
Calamity Jane –– Glum slinger.
Departing Seniors –– Prom puree.
The Jungle Bunch: Operation Meltdown –– Puddle pushers.
The Promised Land –– Epic flail.
Skin Deep –– Swap meat.
Disco Boy –– Niger nor.
She Is Conann –– The borebarian.
Dario Argento Panico –– Prince of wails.
Bushman –– Bushed, man.
Spoof of the depressing film Sometimes I Think About Dying with main character Fran played by Daisy Ridley trudging along dejectedly dragging a light saber through the mud next to her recalling her more heroic role of Rey in the Star Wars movies. Above her is the sarcastic title Return of the Deadeye in the style of Retrn of the Jedia.Sometimes I Think About Dying –– Like 15 minutes into this.
Hundreds of Beavers –– Not worth a dam.
Miller’s Girl –– Miller’s glossing.
The Seeding –– Seedy.
American Star –– Wrecking cruise.
Cold Copy –– Faked news.
Junction –– Junk. Shun.
Totém –– Low meh on it.
Mambar Pierrette –– Sew what?
Alienoid: Return to the Future –– Alien void.
State Organs –– Organs grinder.
The ‘Vous: A Memphis Story –– BBQ sores.
Spoof of the film Founders Day with the red masked killer in a Revolutionary War-era wig swinging his gavel at the back of the head of US Representaive Lauren Boebert cast as his empty-headed, promiscuous victim.Founders Day –– Slash man standing.
I.S.S. –– H.I.S.S.
Which Brings Me to You –– Fling poop.
Wanted Man –– Got beast.
Bring Him to Me –– Fraud pick-up.
Sunrise –– Blood vassal.
Cult Killer –– Cult de suck.
Double Down South –– Cue and eh?
The Hunted –– Hasn’t a preyer.
The Breaking Ice –– Crystal knocked.
Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell –– Naminal.
Time Still Turns the Pages –– From bad to verso.
Passing: In the Shadow of Everest –– Pasang strange.
The Arc of Oblivion –– Arc de défaite.
Spoof of the musical comedy film Mean Girls with protegé Cady Heron (Angourie Rice) demonstrating her aptitiude in nastiness by setting fire to her mentor Regina George's (Reneé Rapp) so-called Burn Book as she holds it.Mean Girls –– Snark citing.
The Beekeeper –– Honey don't.
Lift –– Off.
The Book of Clarence –– Low Clarence.
Destroy All Neighbors –– Next dork.
T.I.M. –– D.I.M.
The Night They Came Home –– Posse galore.
Laced –– Unlaced.
Driving Madeleine –– Taxi crab.
The Settlers –– Settle sore.
Inshallah a Boy –– Err Jordan.
Bye Bye Tiberias –– Abbass-ackwards.
Spoof of the horror film Night Swim with character Eve Walter (Kerry Condon) underwater in her pool in the pose of the baby on the cover of Nivana's Nevermind album stretching towards an IOU slip instead of a dollar bill on a fish hook. Below the tagline reads 'Never Mind… Really.'Night Swim –– Dip shit.
Self Reliance –– Rely bad.
The Bricklayer –– Drops a load.
He Went That Way –– No direction honed.
Weak Layers –– Snow adrift.
American Star –– Points blank.
The Painter –– Drips and drubs.
You Can’t Stay Here –– If this is playing.
Some Other Woman –– Bent her.
The Bastard Sons –– Bro beating.
Rewind –– Dirty spool.
Mayhem! –– No, Mayhem.

 

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