CINEMA

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Snow White –– Fizzle while you work.
The Alto Kings –– Lower than The Sopranos.
Ash –– Can.
Locked –– And load dead.
Magazine Dreams –– Spreads too thin.
Popeye the Slayer Man –– Cursed like a sailor.
The Assessment –– Devalue judgment.
Bob Trevino Likes It -– Nobody else.
McVeigh –– Car-boom!
Midas Man –– Beatles’ Jew.
The Heirloom –– Inherit vice.
Hood Witch –– Hood wink.
Misericordia –– Misery accorded ya.
Being Maria –– I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Secret Mall Apartment –– Grand mall seizure.
AUM: The Cult at the End of the World –– AUM for the poor.
A Cursed Man –– Magical stinking.

Black Bag –– Spies up their marriage.
Novocaine –– Painful.
Borderline –– Marginal.
Pet Shop Days –– Hamster damn.
High Rollers –– Crap’s out.
Opus –– Oh, piss.
The Actor –– Role’s over.
The Last Supper –– Jesus crept.
The World Will Tremble –– Sits shiver.
Who By Fire –– Who be fired?
The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie –– Porky and mess.
An Unfinished Film –– A reel pain.
October 8 –– Hamas home its point.
Leila and the Wolves –– Pack it in.
Papa –– Pill Papa.
There Is Another Way –– To spend 10 bucks.

Mickey 17 –– Slipped up Mickey.
In the Lost Lands –– Lost on appeal.
Queen of the Ring –– Wrestle moanier.
The Rule of Jenny Pen –– Bull Pen.
The Visitor –– Meet the f**kers.
Rule Breakers –– Robotic.
Eephus –– Alone.
We’re All Gonna Die –– Death blows.
The Island Between Tides –– Neap in the bud.
Guns of Redemption –– Barrel of laughs.
The Fetus –– Stilted born.
There’s Still Tomorrow –– Beat the missus.
The Empire –– Strikes out.
My Motherland –– Bomb de terre.

Last Breath –– Past its expiration date.
Riff Raff –– Crime slobbers.
Cold Wallet –– Cash out.
My Dead Friend Zoe –– Beyond the pal.
No Address –– Return to sender.
Uppercut –– Punchy.
The Accidental Getaway Driver –– Abettor safe then sorry.
The Golden Voice –– Warbly porker.
Is It a Crime? –– Guilty as discharged.
Adult Best Friends –– All thrown up.
A Sloth Story –– Hanger’s stakes.
Brother After War –– Vet willies.
The Klezmer Project –– Accordion vile.

The Monkey –– Organ grinding.
Cleaner –– Window wipeout.
The Comeback Trail –– Return drip.
Old Guy –– Secret aged man.
Lifeline –– Suicide’s wheeze.
The Unbreakable Boy –– Cracked.
Millers in Marriage –– Millers crossing up.
Ex-Husbands –– Formers’ cheese.
Everyone Is Going to Die –– Kill me now.
Daniel’s Gotta Die –– No argument.
Invader –– Stress passing.
Ne Zha 2 ––I Ne Zha translation.
Invasion –– Dutch oofin’.
The Quiet Ones –– Vocal yokels.
Art Spiegelman: Disaster Is My Muse –– Mausketeer.
UnBroken –– War-torn school.

Captain America: Brave New World –– A falcon’ nightmare.
Paddington in Peru –– Oso predictable.
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy –– Jones down massacre.
You, Me & Her –– Three dog night.
Rounding –– Out.
The Long Game –– Can’t wait.
Universal Language –– Lingua flunker.
Kid Snow –– Flustered flakes.
Becoming Led Zeppelin –– Like a Led balloon.
SNL50: The Homecoming Concert –– Mowed Lorne.

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AWARDS AND ALL 2025

Best Picture Nominees:

Anora–– A snorer.
The Brutalist –– The brutalest.
A Complete Unknown –– It ain’t he, babe.
Conclave –– The papal chase.
Dune: Part Two –– Arid, extras dry.
Emilia Pérez –– Pérez scope down.
I’m Still Here — I can smell.
Nickel Boys –– Plugged Nickel.
The Substance –– Sticky ticket.
Wicked–– Offs witch.

Love Hurts –– Pain in an ass.
Heart Eyes –– Hurt eyes.
Dark Nuns –– Out of Order.
Bring Them Down –– Brought me down.
Are You There? –– No there There.
When I’m Ready –– Or not.
Suze –– Snuze.
I Love You Forever –– Rom glom.
Jazzy –– Jizzy.
Renner –– Mute.
No Chains No Master –– The weakest link.
Parthenope –– Italian undressing.
Paint Me a Rode Out of Here –– Please!

Love Me –– Technical eros.
Companion –– Unaccompanied. Minor.
Green and Gold –– Farm to unstable.
Dog Man –– Growls old.
Valiant One –– Numb but the brave.
Screamboat –– Crew’s control.
Like Father, Like Son –– I like neither.
Marcello Bio –– 8 1/2 out of 100.
No Other Land –– Gaza guzzler.
Time Passages –– Clock blockers.

Presence –– Of mindless.
Flight Risk –– Wing dinged.
The Performance –– Sells out.
Brave the Dark –– Turn out the lights.
Into the Deep –– Water logged.
Inheritance –– Nil will.
Myth of Man –– Myth appropriation.
The Colors Within –– Hue must be kidding.
Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story –– Vanilla-y Minnelli.
Pay Dirt: The Story of Supercross –– Spins its wheels.

Wolf Man –– Arse seen lupine.
One of Them Days –– In no! time.
Wish You Were Here –– Suffering with me.
Alarum –– Fire Alarum.
Both Eyes Open –– Staring at nothing.
Grand Theft Hamlet –– Creeps in their petty pace.
And the Breadwinner Is… –– Brings home the beggin'.
I’m Still Here — I can smell.
Night Call –– One ringy dingy.
Dig! XX –– Dig!: the dirt.

Den of Thieves 2: Pantera –– Past dense.
The Last Showgirl –– Vaguest strip.
The Damned –– or the Audience.
Hard Truths –– Honest to a fault.
Birdeater –– Beaks and troughs.
Putin –– Vlad all over.
Black Diamond –– Shit and polish.
Laws of Man –– Legal
Disfluency –– Tongue depressor.
The Prosecutor –– Guilty as discharged.
Every Little Thing –– Ho humming.
Diane Warren: Relentless –– I relent!