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Spoof of the science fiction romance film Love Me showing lead characters Me (Kristen Stewart) and Iam (Steven Yeun) listlessly staring at each other as in the water behind them the 'smart buoy' of which she's an avatar exasperately gives the two acting lessons saying, 'How about a little emotion? I got more chemistry in my back-up battery than you two!' Love Me –– Technical eros.
Companion –– Unaccompanied. Minor.
Green and Gold –– Farm to unstable.
Dog Man –– Growls old.
Valiant One –– Numb but the brave.
Screamboat –– Crew’s control.
Like Father, Like Son –– I like neither.
Marcello Bio –– 8 1/2 out of 100.
No Other Land –– Gaza guzzler.
Time Passages –– Clock blockers.


Cartoon spoof of the horror film Presence with director Steven Soderbergh  wearing a pea coat and wiggling his fingers as he intones 'Bwa-ha-ha-ha!' standing behind the frightened daughter in the film, Chloe (Callina Liang.)Presence –– Of mindless.
Flight Risk –– Wing dinged.
The Performance –– Sells out.
Brave the Dark –– Turn out the lights.
Into the Deep –– Water logged.
Inheritance –– Nil will.
Myth of Man –– Myth appropriation.
The Colors Within –– Hue must be kidding.
Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story –– Vanilla-y Minnelli.
Pay Dirt: The Story of Supercross –– Spins its wheels.

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Spoof of the film Wolf Man with bruised wife Charlotte (Julia Garner) scolding the original Wolf Man from the 1941 movie by wagging her finger and telling him, "You're a psycho-mythological avatar of cis male toxicity!" as he looks away and growls. Wolf Man –– Arse seen lupine.
One of Them Days –– In no! time.
Wish You Were Here –– Suffering with me.
Alarum –– Fire Alarum.
Both Eyes Open –– Staring at nothing.
Grand Theft Hamlet –– Creeps in their petty pace.
And the Breadwinner Is… –– Brings home the beggin'.
I’m Still Here
— I can smell.
Night Call –– One ringy dingy.
Dig! XX –– Dig!: the dirt.


Cartoon spoof of the film Den of Thieves 2: Pantera with cop 'Big Nick' O'Brien (Gerard Butler) serving up a juice pouch with a straw on a silver tray that reads LL Cool Jr. to bad guy Donnie Wilson (O'SHea Jackson Jr.) in reference to the actor's father LL Cool J. Butler smirks and asks 'You rang?' as he acts like a butler.Den of Thieves 2: Pantera –– Past dense.
The Last Showgirl –– Vaguest strip.
The Damned –– or the Audience.
Hard Truths –– Honest to a fault.
Birdeater –– Beaks and troughs.
Putin –– Vlad all over.
Black Diamond –– Shit and polish.
Laws of Man –– Legal
Disfluency –– Tongue depressor.
The Prosecutor –– Guilty as discharged.
Every Little Thing –– Ho humming.
Diane Warren: Relentless –– I relent!

 

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