CINEMA 2021

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Spoof of the films The Matrix Resurrections and The King's Man with Nwo (Keanu Reeves doing the Limbo under the sword of the Duke of Oxford (Ralph Fiennes.)The Matrix Resurrections –– Can’t get it up.
The King’s Man –– A Brit dicey.
The Lost Daughter –– Yo-yo ma.
The Tragedy of Macbeth –– Scottish ugh.
American Underdog –– Fluffing the passer.
A Journal for Jordan –– Jordan pall.
Jockey –– Hollow.
Sensation –– Sinking Sensation.
Sing 2 –– Sings to new low.
The Velvet Queen –– Cat scan.
Parallel Mothers –– Birthing with pride.
Memoria –– Recall matter.
83 –– …crickets…


Spoof of the film Spider-man: No Way Home with the hero traveling through the Multiverse to confront his old foe Little Miss Muffet wielding a giant spoon like a weapon.Spider-man: No Way Home –– Strange, bad fellows.
Nightmare Alley –– Geek tragedy.
The Tender Bar –– Bar none.
Minimata –– Mini matter.
The Novice –– Green thump.
Swan Song –– So long sucker.
New Year –– A dumb end eve.
Last Words –– Epitaffy.
Fortress –– Of solid ‘tude.
Bob Spit: We Don Not Like People –– As you’d expectorate.
Macross Plus Movie Edition –– Mecha death.
Margarete: Queen of the North –– Dane cooked.
Striding Into the Wind –– Breeze sway.
The President –– Hardy-har-Harare.
Spoof of the film West Side Story represented by the iconic poster of director Steven Spielberg's other film Jaws with a Jets gang member swimming over a literalSharks member rising to attack from below.West Side Story –– Krup you.
Don’t Look Up –– Not even on Wikipedia.
Being the Ricardos –– Lucy goosey.
Agnes –– Lamb chops.
The Hating Game –– I win!
Hurt –– Lacker.
National Champions –– NCAA-holes.
American Sicario –– El doper.
The Last Son –– Of a gun.
The Only One –– Thankfully.
Off the Rails –– Kareens.
The Lady of Heaven –– Fatima: blush.
France –– Paris mush.
A Son –– Has issue.
White on White –– Pissed Colonialism.
Mosley –– But not all.
To What Remains –– Lees likely to succeed.
Revolution of Our Times –– Hong Kong fool.
Spoof of the film Benedetta with the titular character (Virginia Efira) holding director Paul Verhoven in her praying hands as he gleefully bends down to saw the crucifix on her neck into pieces.Benedetta –– Nun violence.
Red Rocket –– Fizzle for shizzle.
Silent Night –– Holey Night.
Encounter –– Saved by dumbbell.
Wolf –– Gnash bridges.
Home –– Groan.
The Scary of Sixty-First –– Epstein bah syndrome.
This Game’s Called Murder –– So’s sitting through this.
The End of Us –– Rear End.
True to the Game 3 –– 3?!!
Castle Falls –– Doof Lundgren.
The Second –– Sloppy Second.
Death of a Telemarketer –– Phones it in.
Deadlock –– Dud lock.
The Hand of God –– Naples gazing.
Back to the Outback –– Koala lumper.
Sword Art Online the Movie – Progressive – Aria of a Starless Night –– Title’s only thing that makes sense.
Flee –– Speck.
Try Harder! –– Talking to you, filmmaker.
Citizen Ashe –– Ashe heap.
She Has a Dream –– Me too, sleeping through this.
Torn –– A new one.
Spoof of the film House of Gucci with Patrizia Reggiani (Lady Gaga) opening her bag to reveal the head of husband Maurizio Gucci (Adam Driver.)House of Gucci –– Gucci goo.
Licorice Pizza –– Less appetizing then it sounds.
Encanto –– Gross Encanto of the turd kind.
The Humans –– Schmear mortals.
The Unforgivable –– Acquit cold turkey.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City –– Scavenger runt.
An Intrusion –– Access of evil.
For the Love of Money –– They won’t love box-office.
The Shuroo Process –– Taming of the Shuroo.
Drive My Car –– Saab story.
Ayar –– This gunk for Ayar.
Railway Heroes –– Trestlemania.
Writing With Fire –– Flicker of a pen.
Lady Buds –– This Buds not for you.
Spoof of the film Ghostbusters: Afterlife with Trevor (Finn Wolfhard) and Phoebe (McKenna Grace) disgusted by the Muncher ghost who looks like Steve Bannon spewing slime on the U.S. Constitution.Ghostbusters: Afterlife –– Afterbirth.
The Power of the Dog –– Heel.
C’mon C’mon –– Go ‘way, go ‘way.
King Richard –– Backhand slop.
Bruised –– Sluggish.
Black Friday –– Sales bitch.
Zeros and Ones –– Add min.
Boiling Point –– Medium range.
Alpha Rift –– Rift tracks.
The Feast –– Welsh rabid.
I Was a Simple Man –– Plaint and simple.
India Sweets and Spices –– To err is cumin.
The Battle at Lake Changjin –– Combat droop.
Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn –– Film boff.
Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time –– Novel listless.
Brian Wilson: Long Promised Road –– Little douche coupe.
The First Wave –– Death and vaxes.
Captains of Za’atari –– Jordan peel.
Spoof of the film Belfast with Pa (Jamie Dornan) and Ma (Caitriona Balfe) standing behind there son Buddy (Jude Hill)––a young version of the director Kenneth Branagh –– who is making a pipe bomb next to the script for Artemis Fowl.Belfast –– Irish stew.
Tick, Tick…Boom! –– Low Rent.
Clifford the Big Red Dog –– Leashed little thing.
Multiverse –– Multiworse.
Apex –– Apish.
The Accursed –– Damned janky.
Double Walker –– Trips up.
Love is Love is Love –– Hate is hate is hate.
Night Raiders –– Up on cripple Cree.
They Say Nothing Stays the Same –– Spare change.
Uppercase Print –– Type casting.
What Do We See When We Look at the Sky? –– Blank stares.
Julia –– Child abuse.
Aulcie –– Perry pathetic.
Paper & Glue –– Doesn’t hold together.
Mother, I Am Suffocating. This is My Last Film About You. –– Save your breath.
Spoof of the filme The Eternals with characters Ajak (Salma Hayek) and Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) emoting and carrying on into the wee hours boring and putting the fanboys to sleep.The Eternals –– Gods and ends.
Red Notice –– Give it arrest.
Spencer –– Mocks and Spencer.
The Beta Test –– Legends of the fail.
Lantern’s Lane –– Off beam.
One Shot –– In foot.
Ida Red –– Ida ho-ho-ho.
Mark, Mark & Some Other People –– Marks time.
Hell Hath No Fury –– Dead to Reich.
Anonymous Animals –– To name a feud.
A Gift From Bob –– Cat spore.
Beans –– Bums along the Mohawk.
Hive –– Comb over.
7 Prisoners –– Drudge traffic.
Love It Was Not –– For me either.
NeedtoBreathe: Into the Mystery –– Chokes on them.
A spoof of the film One Night in Soho with stars Matt Smith and Anya Taylor-Joy doing the Twist on letters that spell out PLOT.Last Night in Soho –– So ho-hum.
Antlers –– Rack of lame.
The Spine of Night –– Spine tinkling.
Broken Darkness –– Night crawler.
Passing –– Wind.
Violet –– Purple pose.
The Souvenir Part II –– Forget it again.
Snakehead –– Rattles around.
13 Minutes –– Tatty twister.
A Mouthful of Air –– Gulp!
Heart of Champions –– Rower sewage.
Joy Ride –– Bum trip.
Only the Animals –– Sure bêtes.
Cicada –– Doesn't click.
The Match –– Soccer bunch.
Roh –– Bust.
My Hero Academia: World Heroes’ Mission –– Class warfare.
Attica –– Automatic rioting.
Bulletproof
–– Shot clocked.
How They Got Over –– Get over it.
Flint: Who Can You Trust –– Lead gripe cinch.
The United States of Insanity –– Posse whipped.
Speer Goes to Hollywood –– Pickle Speer.
Spoof of the film Dune with the stars Zendaya and Timothée Chalamet crawling across the desert planet landscape begging for '…re…write…re…write."Dune –– Sand bah.
The French Dispatch –– Le journal least.
The Harder They Fall –– THud.
Warning –– Rotty danger field.
Broadcast Signal Intrusion –– Static’s symbol.
The Estate –– Lien in.
Every Last One of Them –– Gang numb style.
A Case of Blue –– Nun.
Switched Before Birth –– In vitro veritas.
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain –– Wain man shun.
Labyrinth of Cinema –– Pan Labyrinth.
Minyan –– Group ugh.
De Gaulle –– Da gall!
Ron’s Gone Wrong –– Duh dude Ron Ron.
The Laws of the Universe: The Age of Elohim –– Galaxy quashed.
Becoming Cousteau –– Fair-ish Jac-ques.
At the Ready –– Cocked o' maimy.
Spoof of the film The Last Duel with the scriptwriters Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in costume slashing at the script with their Oscars.The Last Duel –– Surely you joust.
Halloween Kills –– Never say knifer again.
Bergman Island –– Ick more Bergman.
Needle in a Timestack –– Sigh. Fie.
The Blazing World –– Fifteen minutes of flame.
Demigod –– From bad to worship.
Held For Ransom –– Don’t pay!
Breaking Them Up –– Split definitive.
Hard Luck Love Song –– Torchy chamber.
Monster Family 2: Nobody Is Perfect –– Dead beat dad.
Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy –– Spindly.
Son of Monarchs –– Where’s pupa?
Luzzu –– Louzzy.
Fever Dream –– Fever sore.
The Grand Duke of Corsica –– Put down your dukes.
Introducing, Selma Blair –– The Blair pitch project.
Gorbachev. Heaven –– Mikhail’s nervy.
Deep Blues –– Chord cutting.
The Velvet Underground –– Nicophiliacs.
Spoof of the film with No Time To Die set in the MI6 Skin Care salon with James Bond and Nomi applying Formula 007 skin soother to villain Safin's pock-marked face.No Time to Die –– A dumb Bond.
Mass –– Transit.
South of Heaven –– Hell, yeah.
Survive the Game –– Narc it off.
American Insurrection –– Barmy rebel.
God’s Not Dead: We the People –– He’ll wish he were.
Christmas Freak –– Tinsellitis.
Christmas Collision –– Ice tease.
Lamb –– Roast Lamb.
Knocking –– Bum raps.
Silent Hours –– Quiet the contrary.
Detention –– School of rot.
Golden Voices –– Dubber down.
A Living Dog –– Spaz cadet.
Suzana Andler –– Baggage Andler.
Operation Curveball ––A swing and a miss.
The Rescue –– Caved men.
The Gig Is Up –– Jobber wonky.
Ascension –– Rising through the rank.
Delphine’s Prayer –– Cameroonation.
Spoof of the film The Many Saints of Newark with Hollywood Dick (Ray Liotta) and Dickie (Alessandro Nivola) talking to young Tony Soprano who appears as Venom.The Many Saints of Newark –– Mess o’ Soprano.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage –– A people poison.
The Addams Family II –– Gamy Addams.
Coming Home in the Dark –– Bumps into the furniture.
Old Henry –– Cowpoky.
The Survivalist –– Holed out.
Mayday –– Male drop.
Witch Hunt –– Shit a spell.
Val –– Ueless.
The Way –– No Way.
What Breaks the Ice –– Pity melt.
Stop and Go –– Jerky.
Falling for Figaro –– Trilled to bits.
Rapture –– Rupture.
Titane –– Car poo.
The Jesus Music –– Praise a stink.
Karen Dalton: In My Own Time –– Dalton twang.
Spoof of the film Dear Evan Hansen with the main character played by Marc Platt reaching off the screen to tug literally at the heartstrings of a woman in the first row.Dear Evan Hansen –– Weepie-crawly.
The Guilty –– See no 911.
I’m Your Man –– Bot load.
East of the Mountains –– Skerritt silly.
Through the Glass Darkly –– Loss vaguest.
Apache Junction –– Western gob.
Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman –– Aileen: warn us.
Surge –– And destroy.
El Planeta –– Grift craft.
Chernobyl 1986 –– Brand spanking nuke.
Lone Wolf –– Claw of averages.
The Most Beautiful Boy in the World –– Lust in translation.
Oasis Knebworth 1996 –– Knob worth.
The Village Detective: A Song Cycle –– Nor dick track.
Aware: Glimpses of Consciousness –– Beware.
Spoof of the film Cry Macho with a vulture in a tree looking at a frail Clint Eastwood ambling by and thinking, "Nah, not worth it."Cry Macho –– The Old Waste.
The Eyes of Tammy Fay –– Smeary.
Copshop –– Chilly con corny.
Prisoners of the Ghostland — Drag wraith.
Blue Bayou –– Bogs down.
Collection –– Of lint.
Last Night in Rozzie –– Razzie.
Zero Contact –– With reality.
Bestsellers –– The remainders of the day.
The Starling –– Nest of vapors.
The Nowhere Inn –– St. Vincent: the pall.
Lady of the Manor –– To the manor borin’.
Saint-Narcisse –– Twin peeps.
Wife of a Spy –– Spy see chicken.
Aalto –– Kocker.
Little Girl –– Femme fiction.
My Name Is Pauli Murray –– St. Pauli girl.
I Am Not Alone –– Surface resistance.
Eating Our Way to Extinction –– Ve can diet.
Boris Karloff: The Man Behind the Monster –– Chills dude.
Live at Mister Kelly’s –– For the love of mic.
In Balanchine’s Classroom –– Barre crawl.
Malignant –– Has sense of tumor.
The Card Counter –– Shuffle bored.
Everybody’s Talking About Jamie –– Saying he sucks.
Queenpins –– Stolen kitsches.
Kate –– Crasher.
Small Engine Repairs –– Plug uglies.
Language Lessons –– Hola she bang.
Dating & New York –– City sicker.
Malibu Road –– High tide.
Catch the Bullet –– Pee shooter.
Gunfight at Dry River –– Gulch pit.
Bad Candy –– Candy ass.
The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre –– Charley whores.
Death Drop Gorgeous –– Drop Death.
Time Is Up –– Ora fixation.
Azor –– Dull Azor.
Dogs –– Woof of desperation.
The Capote Tapes –– Bust Truman.
The Alpinist –– Alpine laze cheese.
Fauci –– Upon further infection.
Show Me the Father –– Not Show Me the Mommy?
The Wonderful: Stories From the Space Station –– Orbit glum.
Spoof of the film Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings with Shang-Chi using the arm of the Mandarin for a ring toss stake.Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings –– Mandarin lemon.
Worth –– Less.
We Need to Do Something –– Turn off projector?
Zone 414 –– Disaster area.
Yakuza Princess –– The world of sushi wrong.
The Gateway –– In portal danger.
Wild Indian –– Native soiled.
Karen –– You’re a bigot girl now.
Good –– Grief!
Saving Paradise –– Eden rot.
Mogul Mowgli –– Pak of lies.
Anne at 13,000 Ft –– Drops off.
Who You Think I Am –– A pretentious bore?
Tango Shalom –– Hora show.
Memory House –– Forgets the key.
Powder Keg –– On a lighter note.
The Big Scary “S” Word –– “Stupid.”
Spoof of the film Candyman with the main character played by Yahya Abdul-Mateen II confronting Willie Wonka with a hook for a hand.Candyman –– Cacademon.
Together –– Out of joint.
No Man of God –– The fey of Bundy.
Echoes of Violence –– In empty theater.
The Colony –– You’re getting swarm.
Alia’s Birth –– Wet Alia.
Ellie and Abbie (and Ellie’s Dead Aunt) –– The lucky bitch.
Defining Moments –– Defines amateur.
American Sausage Standoff –– Brat worst.
Death Rider in the House of Vampires –– Cart before the hearse.
Rushed –– Rapid dog.
Final Set –– Love nil.
Isabella –– Is a meller.
Lily Topples the World –– Dominoes beats ‘er.
The Conservation Game –– Wild. Abandon.
Spoof of the film Reminiscence with Hugh Jackman distressed as he reads the titles of other confused Nolanesque films in the memory balloon of Rebecca Ferguson as she relives the past with his device.Reminiscence –– Totaled recall.
The Protégé –– Tutee fruity.
Flag Day –– Does pennants.
Rare Beasts –– Rara obvious.
Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman –– Strangle management.
The Night House –– The nut house.
Demonic –– Damned shame.
Risen –– Still flat.
The Girl Who Got Away –– Escape fear.
Blood Conscious –– Less than sera.
Habit –– Deforming.
Wildland –– Short order crooks.
PAW Patrol: The Movie –– Piss PAW.
Cryptozoo –– Crypto corn.
Last Man Standing: Suge Knight and the Murders of Biggie & Tupac –– Caps off.
On Broadway –– Treads the bored.
Missing in Brooks County –– Our missed, Brooks.
Moments Like This Never Last –– Thank God!
Spoof of the film Free Guy with a series of Ryan Reynolds emotes –– variations on smugness illustrated by the same expression.Free Guy –– Guy retchy.
Respect –– Beneath a Franklin.
Coda –– Silence!
Don’t Breathe 2 –– Breathtakingly bad.
Rising Wolf –– Bull and howl.
Howling Village –– That’s laughter.
The Stairs –– Has its ups and downs.
Crime Story –– Felon hard times.
Raging Fire –– Burnt dumber.
Days –– Daze.
Ema –– Ragged tone.
Blanche Comme Neige –– Snow what?
The East –– The least.
The Meaning of Hitler –– Heil be back.
The Lost Leonardo –– The DaVinci load.
Not Going Quietly –– Noisy parter.
Sparkling: The Story of Champagne –– Put a cork in it.
Spoof of the film The Suicide Squad with Bloodsport (Idris Elba) and Peacemaker (John Cena) holding guns to their heads on either side of a sandwich with Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie.)The Suicide Squad –– Snuff said.
Infinitum: Subject Unknown –– Odd Infinitum.
Abducted –– Caught room drama.
6:45 –– Quarter dreck.
Naked Singularity –– Uniquely bad.
John and the Hole –– Don’t dig.
Playing God –– Bruise Almighty.
Notorious Nick –– Under armer.
She Ball –– Loose Cannon.
Swan Song –– Kiss-off death.
Annette –– Loss.
Escape from Mogadishu –– African scream.
Lucky –– Not if you're watching this.
Blackpink: The Movie –– Bubble teen.
Whirlybird –– Rotor ruder.

Spoof of the film Jungle Cruise with the lead characters of Frank and Lily, played by Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt, appearing in a parody of Popeye entitled Poprock as they beat up a boa constrictor.Jungle Cruise –– Amazon crime.
Stillwater –– Runs shallow.
The Green Knight –– Gawain for broke.
Nine Days –– New age slaves.
The Evening Hour –– Dusk buster.
Ride the Eagle –– Soar spots.
Lorelei –– Criminal lure.
Fully Realized Humans –- Will avoid.
Twist –– Artful todger.
Tailgate –– Bumper crap.
Never Gonna Snow Again –– Thaw loser.
Enemies of the State –– Hack snore.


Old –– Spites.
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins –– Craps out.
Joe Bell –– Lowest rung.
How It Ends –– Mercifully.
Once I Was Engaged –– Fiancee Mcshmiancee.
Danny. Legend. God. –– Dummy God.
The Comeback Trail –– Back stabber.
Midnight in the Switchgrass –– Blade off.
Settlers –– Wouldn’t settle for this.
Broken Diamonds –– Diamonds dog.
Welcome to Smelliville –– Nobody nose.
Enormous: The Gorge Story –– Gaping whole.
Charlatan –– Faker heights.
Mandibles –– Fly spec script.
Eyimofe (This Is My Desire) –– Lagos blocks.
Ailey –– Alvin and the cheap drunks.
Val –– Choice Kilmer.
Fear and Loathing in Aspen –– Thompson repeating riffle.

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The Oscar statuette sitting in the first row of a movie theatre shrugs his shoulder as he can't decide who's guilty onscreen in a police lineup: Gary Oldman in Mank, Frances McDormand in Nomadland, the animated character Joe in Soul, Carey Mulligan in Promising Young Woman, Riz Ahmed in Sound of Metal or Yuh-Jung Youn in Minari.WHODAT? JUST OSCAR. 2021

Best Picture Nominees:

The Father –– Forget-me nod.
Judas and the Black Messiah –– Traitor joke.
Mank –– Wank.
Minari –– Farmer in the dull.
Nomadland –– Roamin’ noes.
Promising Young Woman –– Rapier whit.
Sound of Metal –– On blackboard.
The Trial of the Chicago Seven –– Yippie K.O.


Space Jam: A New Legacy –– Basket heaving.
Pig –– Solemn man grunty.
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions –– No, wade out.
Gunpowder Milkshake –– Sparks explosive diarrhea.
Great White –– Shark weak.
Die in a Gunfight –– Pistol wimped.
Out of Death –– They seem to have plenty.
Mama Weed –– Toke is cheap.
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish –– What’s up, Pussycats?
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain –– Weary coyote.
No Ordinary Man –– No man's band.
The Hidden Life of Trees –– Sappy.
The Boys in Red Hats –– MAGA cheese.
Fin –– In French sense?
The Sleepless Unrest –– Hits the snooze bottom.
Black Widow –– Natasha and bore us.
The Nest –– Crawl daddy.
Meander –– Woolly maze.
Dachra –– Canned Tunis.
Scales –– The depths.
Summertime –– Corn poem.
The Woman Who Ran –– Flee bag.
The Price of Freedom –– Trigger warping.
The Loneliest Whale: The Search for 52 –– Blubbery.
Going Furthur –– Ken queasy.
American 965 –– Flight risk.
The Witches of the Orient –– Volley of the dulls.
Spoof of the film The Boss Baby: Family Business retitled The Bezos Baby showing Jeff Bezos handing the key to Amazon to the The Boss Baby.The Boss Baby: Family Business –– Mewl train.
The Tomorrow War –– Future dense.
The Forever Purge –– Laxative.
Till Death –– Doofus part.
Let Us In –– Keep out!
Fear Street Part 1: 1994 –– Addressed to kill.
First Date –– Meet brute.
The God Committee –– Surgeon destroy.
A Dim Valley –– Chump 'n' dale.
Long Story Short –– Not short enough.
Summer of Soul –– Funk in the sun.
The Phantom –– Menace.
Spoof of the film F9: The Fast Saga entitled The Fart and the Furious 9 as lead cahracter Dom cuts one while driving and his crew all react in horror and try to stick their heads out of the car window.F9: The Fast Saga –– The slow sagger.
I Carry You With Me –– Dud weight.
Lansky –– Not much to a Meyer.
Too Late –– It’s started.
Werewolves Within –– Werewolves without.
My Heart Can’t Beat Until You Tell It To –– Tickety boob.
The Evil Next Door –– Grim neighbors.
Angel –– Dust.
Felix and the Hidden Treasure –– Felix clunker.
The Accidental President –– Trump punch.
Echoes of the Invisible –– ¡Ays! and ears.
Rebel Hearts –– Why aorta…!
Against the Current –– Drowning achievement.
Lourdes –– Miracle wimp.
Spoof of the film The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard with star Salma Hayek firing pistols as she looks down at the two boobs popping out of her shirt –– Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson.The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard –– Takes a bullshit.
A Father’s Legacy –– Son down.
Gaia –– Gaia pierce.
Sweet Thing –– Sugar plops.
Siberia –– Is hotter.
The Serpent –– What?! fang.
The Birthday Cake –– A portion clinic.
Take Back –– If only they would.
Crack House of the Dead –– Crap house.
School’s Out Forever –– After cool program.
Summer of 85 –– Été-otic.
Les Nôtres –– Nôtres dumb.
Sweat –– That bead's all.
Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go For It –– Rita haywire.
The Sparks Brothers –– Sparks and recreation.
Truman & Tennessee: An Intimate Conversation –– Gays slur.
A Crime on the Bayou –– The Creole heave-ho
Spoof of the film In the Heights with stars Anthont Ramos and Melissa Berrera dancing together as they are about to step on two plantain skins.In the Heights –– Dominican fryer.
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway –– Densest hopper.
The Misfits –– Escape pan.
Censor –– Cutrate.
Occupation: Rainfall –– Drizzle shtick.
Rogue Hostage –– To held and back.
The House Next Door: Meet the Blacks 2 –– Knock off.
12 Mighty Orphans –– Mite, oh my!
Queen Bees –– An old bag.
Sublet –– Low rent.
Holler –– Scrap mettle.
Asia –– Maternity wart.
A Perfect Enemy –– Foe better for worse.
Return to Gorée –– Hard to N’Dour.
Upheaval: The Journey of Menachem Begin –– Begin again.
Spoof of the film The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It with Vera Farmiga as a paranormal investigator horrified by the appearance of Flip Wilson as Geraldine Jones staring into the fires of Hell.The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It –– Hell’s spells.
Carnivores –– Bite me.
Gully –– Bull.
Flashback –– Before and dafter.
Witnesses –– Latter-day feints.
Death in Texas –– Tex addicts.
Hero Mode –– Glower champion.
Grace and Grit –– Disease of the weak.
Under the Stadium Lights –– Bleacher bumps.
Spirit Untamed –– Break rank.
Undine –– Wet nap.
My Tender Matador –– Toro doody.
All Light, Everywhere –– Flashy.
An Impossible Project –– Camera obscurer.
Super Frenchie –– BASE on balls.
The Real Thing –– Untrue confessions.
Spoof of the film Cruella with main character Emma Stone  portrayed as a skunk spraying the title.Cruella –– De Volve.
A Quiet Place Part II –– Heard immunity.
Endangered Species –– Graduates with extinction.
Port Authority –– Terminal.
American Traitor: The Trial of Axis Sally –– Long, small Sally.
Shepherd: The Story of a Jewish Dog –– Kvetch, boy!
Funhouse –– Arcade misfire.
Women –– !
Moby Doc –– Mopey dick.
Ahead of the Curve –– The road lez traveled.
In a drought-like environment Eric Bana holds a stick of Bana Antiperspirant Deoderant above his head and points with his other hand at the title The Dry in the arm pit of his tee shirt.The Dry –– Desiccation row.
Dream Horse –– Gallop pall.
I Carry You With Me –– Gay caballeros.
Milkwater –– The milky waste.
Drunk Bus –– Bum steers.
The Retreat –– Haven forbid.
Seance –– Moan down.
Dementia Part II –– Skulldrudgery.
New Order –– Chuckled decadence.
Bad Tales –– Doi story.
Spring Blossom –– Fleur model.
Into the Darkness –– Danes’ haul days.
When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit –– Loafer’s leap.
Final Account –– Dead to Reich’s.
The New Deal for Artists –– Hit the deco.
Spoof mash-up of the films Army of the Dead and Those Who Wish Me Dead with Dave Bautista as a zombie huinter with his rifle to the undead body of smoke jumper Angelina Jolie.Army of the Dead –– Corporal punishment.
Those Who Wish Me Dead –– Not dead, exactly…
Spiral –– Screwy.
The Djinn –– Rummy.
The Killing of Two Lovers –– Screwicide.
Georgetown –– Washington nits.
Finding You –– Finding yawn.
Riders of Justice –– Doesn’t track.
The Man in The Hat –– Brimming with clichés.
High Ground –– Aboriginal sin.
There Is No Evil –– But there is Bad.
Profile –– In discourage.
The Perfect Candidate –– For recycling bin.
Spoof of the film Wrath of Man with a closeup of angry star Jason Statham with steam shooting out of his ears and an egg frying on his hot head.Wrath of Man –– Fury rote.
Here Today –– Gonged tomorrow.
Above Suspicion –– Beneath contempt.
The Paper Tigers –– Dull roar.
Paper Spiders –– Crepey crawly.
The Water Man –– Takes a leak.
Mainstream –– Down your leg.
Benny Loves You –– Benny horror.
Initiation –– Feeble.
Equal Standard –– Par cheesy.
Locked In –– Too closed for comfort.
Mission Stories –– Abort Mission.
Undergods –– Do wha’? deity.
Enfant Terrible –– Reign ‘a wormy Fassbinder.
The Columnist –– Column bind.
The Unthinkable –– Who’d a thunk it?
Emily @ the Edge of Chaos –– Emily posed.
Four Good Days –– Two bad hours.
Percy vs. Goliath –– Percy sludge.
The Virtuoso –– Deft punk.
The Resort –– Stay away.
Triumph –– Palsy woozy.
Golden Arm –– Pin down.
Cliff Walkers –– Ravine lunatics.
Limbo –– Limpo.
About Endlessness –– Tedium rare.
Berlin Alexanderplatz –– Splatz.
Dope is Death –– Then this is dope.
Mortal Kombat –– Ham to ham.
The Asset –– Asset trips.
Together Together
–– Out of joint.
The Space Between –– Which is empty.
Trigger Point –– Give the finger.
Wildcat –– Claw enforcement.
Sweet River –– Float and eddy.
Bloodthirsty –– Maw and paw.
Unearth –– Put back in.
The Deep Ones –– Shallow Hell.
Wet Season –– One damp thing after another.
Demon Slayer -Kimetsu No Yaiba- The Movie: Mugen Train –– Like the title says.
My Wonder Wanda –– Wanda version.
Street Gang: How We Got to Sesame Street –– Remember the Elmo.
Tiny Tim: King for a Day –– March of the falsetto.
8 Billion Angels –– Passing fancy.
Spoof of the film Gunda with the title sow facing off with the movie pig Babe like Godzilla vs. Kong under the the title Gunda vs. Babe.Gunda –– Sow-sow.
In the Earth –– Bury it.
Vanquish –– Beaten down.
Night of the Sicario –– or You Can’t Trademark Nouns Even in Spanish.
The Rookies –– Rook us.
Jakob’s Wife –– Jakob’s sadder.
For the Sake of Vicious –– Hope he likes it.
Monday –– Week kneed.
We Broke Up –– The minute they opened their mouths.
Beast Beast –– Worst worst.
Hope –– Not.
Kenny Scharf: When Worlds Collide –– Scharf-witted.
Spoof of the film Assault on VA-33 with star Sean Patrick Flanery holding a spurting blood transfusion tube and tapping his head with his semiautomatic pistol under the tagline Could've Had a VA.Assault on VA-33 –– Vet work.
Voyagers –– Null, Voyagers.
Held –– In contempt.
My True Fairytale –– True blew.
Slalom –– Off ski.
The Tunnel –– Of hate.
Moffie –– Floppy and Moffie.
Giants Being Lonely –– No biggie.
Looking for a Lady With Fangs and a Mustache –– Nepal twister.
As Luck Would Have It –– Flat chance.
Spoof of the film Godzilla vs. Kong with the title monsters having a thumb war being won by King Kong who grunts,  "Aw, nobody told reptile-breath about opposable thumbs!'Godzilla vs. Kong –– Won’t you, behemoth neighbor?
Shiva Baby –– Wake until dark.
Every Breath You Take –– Suck it up.
Say Your Prayers –– And you might be spared this.
Funny Face –– Mask hysteria.
The Unholy –– Mess.
The Boonies –– Made by baboonies.
Space Dogs: Tropical Adventure –– Hit paws.
The Girl Who Believes in Miracles –– Thinks this will flop.
Violet Evergarden: The Movie –– Violet begets violence.

Nobody –– No, buddy.
The Toll –– Easy pass.
The Vault –– Combination lack.
Six Minutes to Midnight –– Brit blocks.
The Seventh Day –– Give it a rest.
First Signal –– On the blinker.
Senior Moment –– Senile biter.
Shoplifters of the World –– Klepto abysmal.
Mystery of the Kingdom of God –– Jesus Christ, alrighty?
Francesco –– Pope innocent?
Tina –– Turner for the worse.
Kuessipan –– Canada dry heave.


Spoof of the film Zack Snyder's Justice League entitled Darksnyde vs. Josser with the two directors of the film, Joss Whedon and Zack Snyder, appear as villains the Joker and Darkseid.Zack Snyder’s Justice League –– Ouchy DC.
The Courier –– Doc block.
The Heiress –– Will call.
City of Lies –– No Biggie.
Happily –– Never after.
Doors –– Slam.
Last Call –– Cut to the chaser.
Phobias –– Afraid so.
Dark State –– Turn out the lights.
Enforcement –– Cops, some Zs.
Food Club –– Pruned Danish.
Wojnarowicz –– AIDS is enough.
Spoof of the film Cosmic Sin with lazy star Bruce Willis hanging from a tree limb like a sloth while being filmed by a crew.Cosmic Sin –– Tabooboo.
Long Weekend –– Blown kisses.
Insight –– A riot.
Come True –– False positive.
Honydew –– Honey, don’t.
The Waiting –– Patient pending.
Dutch –– Go, Dutch!
Trust –– Inspires none.
Abandoned: Angelique’s Isle –– Maroon dive.
The Human Voice –– Butt heard.
Lamb of God: The Concert Film –– Agonies day.
Dark Web: Cicada 3301 –– Sick a' dat.
Still Life in Lodz –– Lodz, you be my neighbor.
Spoof of Raya and the Last Dragon with the title character in the pose of Elle Wood with her dragon Sisu on a leash under the title Legally Bland.Raya and the Last Dragon –– Raya’s Hell.
Chaos Walking –– Stumble bum.
Coming 2 America –– Point of no return.
The Spongebob Movie: Sponge on the Run –– Sponge unworthy.
Sophie Jones –– Sophie: love seat.
My Salinger –– Zany and Phooey.
Pixie –– Dust.
Boogie –– Noogie.
The Winter Lake –– Cuts no ice.
Sometime Other Than Now –– Later hosin’.
Son –– Belt.
Dreamcatcher –– Black sleep of the family.
The Devil Below –– Tush of evil.
The Truffle Hunters –– Hog mild.
Stray –– Stray bullshit.
F.T.A. –– Nam de guerre.
Gustave Stickley: American Craftsman –– Prickley.
Spoof poster for the film Tom and Jerry with the cartoon looking scared as he sticks out his tongue and Tom Holland as the bank-robbing lead character from Cherry is standing on it pointing a pistol between his eyes.Tom and Jerry –– Cat scant.
Cherry –– Bust Cherry.
The Father –– Forget-me nod.
Crisis –– Mold.
My Zoe –– Zoe tropes.
The United States vs. Billie Holiday –– Lady stinks, the blues.
The Killing of Two Lovers –– Stunned double.
Vigil –– Anti.
Night of the Kings –– Keister the kingdom.
Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry –– Lack of the Eilish.
Spoof of the film Nomadland with star Frances McDormand as a homeless lady pushing a cart loaded with bags through the desert as she talks incoherently.Nomadland –– Roamin’ noes.
Blithe Spirit –– Blight spirit.
Joe Bell –– Pea’s prize.
Silk Road –– High in plain site.
Body Brokers –– Junkie heap.
Burn It All –– Starting with the sets!
Paranormal Prison –– Scars and bars.
The Violent Heart –– Clinch mob.
Days of the Bagnold Summer –– Mother humpher.
Jumbo –– Buggy ride.
Sin –– Sistine scandals.
Truth to Power –– Huffy metal.
Spoof of the film Judas and the Black Messiah with Fred Hampton (Daniel Kaluuya) stretching to reach for his beret which is being held aloft in the clenched power fist of the taller Bill O'Neal (LaKeith Stanfield.)Judas and the Black Messiah –– Traitor joke.
Minari –– Farmer in the dull.
The Mauritanian –– Detention venter.
Land –– With a thud.
French Exit –– Any porte in a storm.
The World to Come –– Petticoat junk. Shun.
Music –– Hum-job.
Lapsis –– In judgment.
Cowboys –– And/or girls.
Willy’s Wonderland –– Doesn’t give me Willy’s.
Fear of Rain –– Drops off.
Adverse –– I am.
Dead Pigs –– Oink blot.
Twilight’s Kiss
–– Apt original title: Suk Suk.
Show Me What You Got –– Can’t just be this.
Meltdown –– Go with the floe.
Spoof of the film Little Fish with the lead characters  Jude (Jack O'Connell) and Emma (Olivia Cooke) upside down with their heads in matching goldfish bowls.Little Fish –– In a big bomb.
Palmer –– Con descension.
Falling –– Flop doodle.
Son of the South –– Klan getaway.
The Wanting Mare –– You'll be wanting more.
The Right One –– Ox beau incident.
The Reckoning –– Every witch way.
Reunion –– Out of joined.
Red Woods –– Root awakening.
The Mimic –– Stunted double.
Two of Us –– Ohhh… pair.
Rams –– Butt holes.
Dara of Jasenovac –– Serb as a guinea pig.
Earwig and the Witch –– Potion sickness.
Heartworn Highways –– More heart worm.
A Glitch in the Matrix –– Redress code.
Woman in Motion –– Uhuru the day.
M.C. Escher: Journey to Infinity –– Optical allusions.
Spoof of the film The Little Things with Denzel Washington's policeman character Joe Deacon picking 'little things' out of the greasy hair of Jared Leto's suspected serial killer Albert Sparma.The Little Things –– Nit knack.
Supernova –– The Firth of froth.
Breaking News in Yuba County –– And wind.
Saint Maud –– Maudlin.
The Night –– Distended stay.
Wrong Turn –– If you entered theatre.
Caged –– Can of worm.
Aliens, Clowns & Geeks –– Strange into lewd.
Haymaker –– Punchy.
Dear Comrades! –– The spasibo effect.
True Mothers –– Maternity. Leave.
Spoof of the film Locked Down with Anne Hathaway and Chiwetel Ejiofor wearing face masks as they steal Clean Getaway Hand Sanitizer on a TV screen as Josef the Affenpinscher and critic E. Basil St. Blaise watch with their face masks covering their eyes.Locked Down –– Quarantoon.
American Skin –– Thin Skin.
Our Friend –– Unfriend.
Baby Done –- Baby dumb.
No Man’s Land –– Grody to the Mex.
Brothers by Blood –– Type ‘Oh, negative!’
Psycho Goreman –– Roger, Goreman.
Atlantis –– Sinks without trace.
Identifying Features –– Facile recognition.
Spoor –– Loser.
Preparations to be Together For an Unknown Period of Time
–– More pretentious than the title.
You Will Die at Twenty –– Minutes in.
Notturno –– False notte.
Spoof of the film The Marksman with star Liam Neeson shooting himself in the foot.The Marksman –– A sorry sight.
The Dig –– You won’t.
Skyfire –– Lava's sleep.
Butchers –– Meatier shower.
Bloody Hell –– Pique à boo.
Beyond Hell –– Aghast leak.
The Bid –– Bars tools.
My Little Sister –– Sis dumb analysis.
The White Tiger –– Drive scam.
MLK/FBI –– King’s ransom.
Some Kind of Heaven –– Dorky Heaven.
Film About a Father Who –– Daughter in awe.
Acasa, My Home –– Acasa is not su casa.
Spoof of the film Redemption Day where the main characters, a wife kidnapped by terrorists and the Marine husband looking to rescue her, are sinking in a sand pit marked JANUARY, the month when bad movies are released.Redemption Day –– Irredeemable.
Stars Fell on Alabama –– But not this movie.
Average Joe –– Well below.
If Not Now, When? –– Never.
The Devil’s Light –– In his loafers.
The Wrong Fiancé –– Marry, marry, quite contrary.
Zombie Bro –– Plaguemate.
The Reason I Jump –– Skip.

 

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