LITERATURE

FICTION

You Like it Darker by Stephen King –– So you can’t read this nonsense.
The Perfect Marriage by Jeneva Rose –– Marriage broke her.
Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux –– Laroux morgue.

Precipice by Robert Harris –– A steep decline.
Intermezzo by Sally Rooney –– Icky Rooney.
Here One Moment by Liane Moriarity –– Doggone the next.
The Women by Kristin Hannah –– From bad to nurse.
By Any Other Name by Jodi Picoult –– It would smell as foul.
James by Percival Everett –– Down flood.
Lost Man’s Lane by Scott Carson –– On the road to man delay.
The Spellshop by Sarah Beth Hurst –– Spells trouble.
Martyr! by Kaveh Akbar –– Sacrificial lame.
Lies and Weddings by Kevin Kwan –– Nancy Kwan.

Margo’s Got Money Troubles by Rufi Thorpe –– Too broke girl.
The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley –– Second rate.
First Lie Wins by Ashley Elston –– How about, ‘I loved it!’
The Familiar by Leigh Bardugo –– Awfully Familiar.
I Cheerfully Refuse by Leif Enger –– Just say no.
Shadow of a Doubt by Brad Thor –– He even pondered title.
Beep by Bill Roorbach –– 'Bleep!'
Jackie by Dawn Tripp –– O no.
Everyone Here Is Lying by Shari Lapena –– On backs, asleep.
The Glassmaker by Tracy Chevalier –– Blows it.
Farewell, Amethystine by Walter Moseley –– Amethystine in warning you off.
Eruption by Michael Crichton & James Patterson –– Magma opus.
All Fours by Miranda July –– Crawls.
The Hunter by Tana French –– French curls.
Mania by Lionel Shriver –– Lionel strains.
Table for Two by Amor Towles –– Towles' off.
Somehow by Anne Lamott –– No way.
City in Ruins by Don Winslow –– Winslow homer.
The Waters by Bonnie Jo Campbell –– Hydro foiled.
Prophet Song by Paul Lynch –– Irish stakes.

Distant Sons by Tim Johnson –– Like farther.
Let Us Descend by Jesmyn Ward –– You just did.
Nineteen Steps by Millie Bobbie Brown –– Baby ones.
Holly by Stephen King –– Hock.
The Fraud by Zadie Smith –– Faux shizzel.
Tom Lake by Ann Patchett –– Lake woebegone.
None of This Is True by Lisa Jewell –– Or interesting.
The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store by James McBride –– Shelf abuse.
The Girl in the Eagle’s Talons by Karen Smirnoff –– Gets carried away.
Masters of Death by Olivia Blake –– Off kill tour.

The Breakaway by Jennifer Weiner –– Break off.
The Five-Star Weekend by Elin Hilderbrand –– Yelp!
The Covenant of Water by Abraham Verghese –– Jam pact.
Happy Place by Emily Henry –– Woo who?
Hello Beautiful by Ann Napolitano –– SOB sisters.
Yellowface by R.F. Huang –– Down East.
Lady Tan’s Circle of Women by Lisa See –– Tan trick sucks.
All the Sinners Bleed by S.A. Crosby –– Bloody awful.
The Ferryman by Justin Cronin –– Exit poling.
Victory City by Salman Rushdie –– Which way the win blows.

This Bird Has Flown by Susanna Hoffs –– Wing nuts.
Double or Nothing by Kim Sherwood –– Nothing.
Fairy Tale by Stephen King –– King of harsh.
The Boys from Biloxi by John Grisham –– Biloxi bruise.
Mad Honey by Jodi Picoult –– Beecalmed.
Babel by R.F. Kuang –– Babel yarn.
The Marriage Portrait by Maggie O’Farrell –– Bride eyed.
A World of Curiosities by Louise Penny –– Penny anti.
Going Rogue by Janet Evanovich –– Rogue hazard.
Dreamland by Nicholas Sparks –– Snooze festers.

Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kingsolver –– Snake shack.
Our Missing Hearts by Celeste Ng –– Sump pump.
All Good People Here by Ashley Flowers –– Ends swell.
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Gillian McCallister –– Wrong book.
The Challenge by Danielle Steele –– Finishing this.
Overkill by Sandra Brown –– Die later.
The It Girl by Ruth Ware –– No Ware man.
Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin –– Creeps in its petty pace.
Heat 2 by Michael Mann –– Reheat.
Sparring Partners by John Grisham –– Punching brags.
Meant to Be by Emily Griffin –– Blue in the Fates.
The Summer Place by Jennifer Weiner –– Cape Codpiece.
This Time Tomorrow by Emma Straub –– Daily beast.
Run, Rose, Run by Dolly Parton & James Patterson –– But wear a sports bra.
Boom Town by Garrison Keillor –– Rat.
Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt –– Will avoid.
The Homewreckers by Mary Kay Andrews –– Domestic blitz.
Sea of Tranquility by Emily St. John Mandel –– Moon baseless.
The Paris Apartment by Lucy Foley –– Nothing flat.
Book of Night by Holly Black –– Bedside lump.
The Investigator by John Sandford –– Sandford and scum.
Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus –– Test tube booby.
One Italian Summer by Rebecca Searle –– Giugno awards.
City on Fire by Don Winslow –– Spark notes.
The Candy House by Jennifer Egan –– Candy con.
The School for Good Mothers by Jessamine Chan –– Maternal combustion.
State of Terror by Hillary Rodham Clinton & Louise Penny –– Hill hath no fury.
Call Us What We Carry: Poems by Amanda Gorman –– Totes adorbs.
The Judge’s List by John Grisham –– Not docket science.
The Stranger in the Lifeboat by Mitch Albom –– Either/oar.
The Lincoln Highway by Amor Towles –– Wet Towles.
Go Tell the Bees That I Am Gone by Diana Gabaldon –– Honey don’t.
Wish You Were Here by Jodi Picoult –– Sorry I am.
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir –– A bomb.
The Wish by Nicholas Sparks –– He washy.
Harlem Shuffle by Colson Whitehead –– Drags its feet.
Apples Never Fall by Liane Moriarity –– Apple jack.
Cloud Cuckooland by Anthony Doerr –– Cumulo numb us.
The Last Graduate by Nomi Novik –– Grad pits.
The Jailhouse Lawyer by James Patterson & Nancy Allen –– Writs cracker.
Beautiful World, Where Are You by Sally Rooney –– Mucky Rooney.
Bewilderment by Richard Powers –– Confusers the issue.
The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman –– Double down.
The Santa Suit by Mary Kay Andrews –– Santa crudes.
A Slow Fire Burning by Paula Hawkins –– Forever ember.
Billy Summers by Stephen King –– Silly bummers.
The Last Thing He Told Me by Laura Dave –– ‘The ending stinks.’
We Were Never Here by Andrea Bartz –– Referring to my bookshelf.
The Paper Palace by Miranda Cowley Heller –– Cape clod.
Black Ice by Brad Thor –– Not too slick.
Blind Tiger by Sandra Brown –– Striped bastard.
The Cellist by Daniel Silva –– Bow laggard.
Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid –– Coast protocol.
Not a Happy Family by Shari Lapena –– Are they ever?
We Are the Brennans by Tracey Lange –– Wall-to-wall Brennan.
Once There Were Wolves by Charlotte McConaghy –– Howly shit.
The Turnout by Megan Abbott –– The turnoff.
Afterparties: Stories by Anthony Veasna So –– So not worth it.
The Bench by Meghan Markle –– Bench depress.
Sooley by John Grisham –– Soo-ey!
The Hill We Climb by Amanda Gorman –– Could be verse.
A Gambling Man by David Baldacci –- Craps out.
The Four Winds by Kristin Hannah –– Really blows.
Whereabouts by Jhumpa Lahiri –– Nowhere, man.
Ocean Prey by John Sandford –– Old chum.
Distant Shore by Karen Kingsbury –– Not so shore.
Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro –– Klara bull.
Trio by William Boyd –– Three squares.
The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab –– Lash LaRue.
The Push by Ashley Audrain –– Give.

Before She Disappeared by Lisa Gardner –– Vanishing scream.
The Midnight Library by Matt Haig –– Unlit crit.
The Scorpion’s Tale by Douglas Preston & Lee Childs –– Stings getting you down?
The Return by Nicholas Sparks –– Not you again!
Ready Player Two by Ernest Cline –– Virtual signaling.
A Time For Mercy by John Grisham –– So no more books?
Troubled Blood by Robert Galbraith –– Strike’s sour note.
The Searcher by Tana French –– Lost and founders.
The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett –– Visibly slacken.
The Evening and the Morning by Ken Follett –– Mid-daze.

One by One by Ruth Wares –– Wares you out.
Anxious People by Fredrik Backman –– Nervous nullities.
Transcendent Kingdom by Yaa Gyasi –– Ghana girl.
Fifty Words for Rain by Asha Lemmie –– Lemmie outta here!
Piranesi by Susanna Clarke –– Spell dreck.
The Guest List by Lucy Foley –– Disinvite yourself.
All the Devils Are Here by Louise Penny –– Kids in the Hell.
To Sleep in a Sea of Stars by Christopher Paolini –– Wet dream.
Dear Child by Romy Hausmann –– Child pouf.
Memoirs and Misinformation by Jim Carrey –– Carreyed away.

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NON-FICTION

Taking Manhattan by Russell Shorto –– Comes up Shorto.
Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams –– Meta carper.
All or Nothing: How Trump Recaptured America by Michael Wolff –– Hostage la vista.
Say Everything by Ione Skye –– Nothing matters.
Source Code: My Beginnings by Bill Gates –– Fusty Gates.

In Gad We Trust: A Tell-Some by Josh Gad –– Gadzooks!
Lorne: The Man Who Invented Saturday Night Live by Susan Morrison –– Forlorne.
Alfalfa - The Rascal You Knew, the Character You Never Knew by James Tehrani –– Rascal flat.
My Time to Stand by Gypsy-Rose Blanchard –– Or ‘on Stand’?
Revenge of the Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell –– Fall’s equivalency.
Framed: Astonishing True Stories of Wrongful Convictions by John Grisham & Jim McCloskey –– Guilty pressure.
The Demon of Unrest by Erik Larson –– Fraught Sumter.
Holiday Memoirs 2024
Nexus: A Brief History of Information Networks from the Stone Age to AI by Yuval Noah Harari –– Nexus licks us.
The Spamalot Diaries by Eric Idle –– Grail disaster.
Get Honest or Die Lying by Charlamagne The God –– Charlatan the odd.
The Serviceberry: Abundance and Reciprocity in the Natural World by Robin Wall Kimmerer –– Picky, picky, picky.
Freedom by Angela Merkel –– Minor Merkel.
Woodrow Wilson: The Light Withdrawn by Christopher Cox –– Wilson fillips.
Citizen: My Life After the White House by Bill Clinton –– On the Bubba.
Moxie: The Daring Women of Classic Hollywood by Ira M. Resnick & Raissa Bretaña –– Moxiemoronic.
War by Bob Woodward –– What is it good for?
Paper of Wreckage by Susan Mulcahy & Frank Di Giacomo –– Post more dumb.
The Message by Ta-Nehisi Coates –– 'Hamas mad as hell.'
Kingmaker by Sonia Purnell –– Peewee Harriman.
Stench: The Making of the Thomas Court and the Unmaking of America by David Brock –– Clarence narrow.
Imminent: Inside the Pentagon's Hunt for UFOs by Luis Elizondo –– Imminent dumb main.
The Devil at His Elbow: Alex Murdaugh and the Fall of a Southern Dynasty by Valerie Bauerlein –– Murdaugh most foul.
Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers by Ian O’Connor –– Fudged Packer.
Obitchuary: The Big Hot Book of Death by Spencer Henry & Madison Reyes –– Mired in the passed.
Narcotopia by Patrick Winn –– Doper mean.
Love Triangle: How Trigonometry Shapes the World by Matt Parker –– Three-legged stool.
Nuclear War by Annie Jacobsen –– Bombs a ways.
At War with Ourselves: My Tour of Duty in the Trump White House by H.R. McMaster –– McMaster of War.
Over Ruled: The Human Toll of Too Much Law by Neil M. Gorsuch –– Fudgey Judgey.
On the Edge: The Art of Risking Everything by Nate Silver –– Silver threats among the gold.
The Art of Power by Nancy Pelosi –– Nancy drool.
Black Pill by Elle Reeve –– Bitter Pill.
All in the Family: The Trumps and How We Got This Way by Fred Trump III –– Uncle ream us.
True Gretch by Gretchen Whitmer –– Gretched.
On Call by Anthony Fauci, M.D. –– Vax checker.
Apprentice in Wonderland by Ramin Setoodeh –– Trumpland über  Alice.
The Way of the Hermit by Ken Smith –– Slow loner.
Miss May Does Not Exist by Carrie Courogen –– May not.
Entrances and Exits by Michael Richards –– Kramer vs. Kramer.
Joyful Recollections of Trauma by Paul Scheer –– Scheer nonsense.
Magic Pill by Johann Hart –– Wait loss.
Knife by Salman Rushdie –– Cut-rate.
Rebel Rising by Rebel Wilson –– Rebel Yelp!
SOCIOPATH: A Memoir by Patric Gagne –– Crazy bad.
The Anxious Generation by Jonathan Haidt –– Antsy climax.
The Black Box by Louis Gates Jr. –– Rusty Gates.
Life: My Story Through History by Pope Francis –– Papal bull.
White Rural Rage by Tom Schaller & Paul Waldman –– Crossing the rube's con.
RADIANT: The Life and Line of Keith Haring by Brad Gooch –– Haring boned.Housewife by Lisa Selin Davis –– Home wrecker.
Reading the Constitution: Why I Chose Pragmatism, Not Textualism by Stephen Breyer.
–– Breyer commitments.
One Way Back by Christine Blasey Ford –– Ford knocks.
3 Shades of Blue: Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Bill Evans and the Lost Empire of Cool by James Kaplan –– Kind of blew.
Cocktails With George and Martha: Movies, Marriage and the Making of ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?’ by Philip Gefter –– Woolf trap.
Hits, Flops and Other Illusions by Ed Zwick –– Zwick dry.
The Lede by Calvin Trillin –– Lede astray.
Scattershot: Life, Music, Elton, and Me by Bernie Taupin –– Torpid.
Be Useful: Seven Tools for Life by Arnold Schwarzenegger –– Glean and jerk.
Only Say Good Things: Surviving Playboy and Finding Myself by Crystal Hefner –– Bunny slop.
Oath and Honor by Liz Cheney –– Oath: the pain!
Doppelganger: a Trip into the Mirror World by Naomi Klein –– Cries Wolff.
Everywhere an Oink Oink by David Mamet –– Pig headed.
Tupac Shakur: The Authorized Biography by Staci Robinson –– Shakur booty.
American Classicist: The Life and Loves of Edith Hamilton by Victoria Houseman –– Myth universe.
Opposable Thumbs: How Siskel and Ebert Changed Movies Forever by Matt Singer –– Thumb thing strange.
Network of Lies: The Epic Saga of Fox News, Donald Trump, and the Battle for American Democracy by Brian Stelter –– For Fox sake.
The Fall: The End of Fox News and the Murdoch Dynasty by Michael Wolff –– Rupert bare-faced.
Tired of Winning by Jonathan Karl –– Trump role, please.
Prequel: An American Fight Against Fascism by Rachel Maddow –– All righty then.
The Times by Adam Nagourney –– Newspaper of wretched.
Enough by Cassidy Hutchinson –– Not good Enough.
The Masters by Jann Wenner –– Wenner or loser?
Elon Musk by Walter Isaacson –– Elongate.
Wifedom: Mrs. Orwell's Invisible Life by Anna Funder –– Orwell arguments.
Vax-Unvax: Let the Science Speak by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Brian Hooker PhD –– Kennedy center for the performing arse.
The In-Between: Unforgettable Encounters During Life's Final Moments by Hadley Vlahos R.N. –– Dead, daft and Beyond.
Tucker by Chadwick Moore –– The man and his scheme.
Beyond the Story: 10-Year Record of BTS by BTS, Myeongseok Kang –– BTS D.
Adversity for Sale: Ya Gotta Believe by Jeezy –– Jeezy whiz.
Gambler : Secrets for a Life at Risk by Billy Walters –– Dice: a thousand deaths.
The Art Thief by Michael Finkel –– Hits the canvas.
The Wager: A Tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny and Murder by David Grann –– Plank check.
1964: Eyes of the Storm by Paul McCartney –– Squall McCartney.
The Daddy Diaries by Andy Cohen –– Pop Cohen.
Outlive: The Science & Art of Longevity by Peter Attia, MD –– Long live rot.
Pageboy by Elliott Page –– Ellen degenerates.
Better Living Through Birding by Christian Cooper –– Black birds.
The In-Between by Hadley Vlahos, RN –– Near deaf experience.
The Book of Charlie by David Von Drehle –– Charlie, hearse.

My Friend Anne Frank by Hannah Pick-Goslar –– Frankophile.
The Puppeteer by Jason Chaffetz –– Jerk string.
What an Owl Knows by Jennifer Ackerman –– Hoot cares.
Look for Me There by Luke Russert –– Tiny Tim.
100 Places to See After You Die by Ken Jennings –– Dumbbell jeopardy.
150 Bookstores You Need to Visit Before you Die by Elizabeth Stamp –– Stamp of approval.
Humanly Possible by Sarah Bakewell –– Half-baked.
Poverty, By America by Matthew Desmond –– Poor excuses.
The Courage to Be Free by Ron DeSantis –– Free rage chicken.
It's OK to Be Angry About Capitalism by Bernie Sanders –– Slow Bernie.

Never Give an Inch by Mike Pompeo –– The last days of Pompeo.
Love, Pamela by Pamela Anderson –– Pamalot.
Spare by Prince Harry –– Spare me.
And There Was Light: Abraham Lincoln and the American Struggle by Jon Meacham –– Lincoln blinkin’ and nod.
The Song of the Cell by Siddhartha Mukherjee –– Cell at a loss.
An Immense World by Ed Yong –– Greatest show on dearth.
Cinema Speculation by Quentin Tarantino –– Q tips.
Starry Messenger by Neil DeGrasse Tyson –– Sorry not Starry.
The Myth of Normal by Gabor Maté MD –– Myth diagnosis.
The Philosophy of Modern Song by Bob Dylan –– Composed heap.
The Light We Carry: Overcoming in Uncertain Times by Michelle Obama –– Illumine knotty.
Rest Is Resistance: A Manifesto by Tricia Hersey –– Lazy writing.
Killing the Legends: The Lethal Danger of Celebrity by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Dugard –– Legends of the fool.
The Revolutionary: Samuel Adams by Stacy Schiff –– Pale ail.
Hold the Line: The Insurrection and One Cop's Battle for America's Soul by Michael Fanone –– Rough rioters.
Dinners with Ruth by Nina Totenberg –– Or Impartial, Shmimpartial!
Eliot After The Wasteland by Robert Crawford –– Eliot nests.
Vacuuming in the Nude: And Other Ways to Get Attention by Peggy Rowe –– Lust in the dust?
Life on the Mississippi by Rinker Buck –– Rinker dinky doo.
Aurora: The Psychiatrist Who Treated the Movie Theater Killer Tells Her Story by Dr. Lynne Fenton –– Aurora: boring all us.
Path Lit By Lightning: The Life of Jim Thorpe by David Maraniss –– Thorpe love and blunder.
 America, a Redemption Story by Senator Tim Scott –– Uncle Tom's gabbin'.
The Destructionists: The Twenty-Five Year Crack-Up of the Republican Party by Dana Milbank –– Nihil harm strong.
 What We Owe the Future by William MacAskill ––Debt on arrival.
Diana, William, and Harry by James Patterson –– Diana rigged.
 Scenes From My Life by Michael K. Williams –– Dead reckoning.
Breaking History: A White House Memoir by Jared Kushner –– Breaking winded.
I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy –– Dead parent joke.
Speaking of Harpo by Susan Fleming Marx –– Silent but dully.
Hollywood Ending: Harvey Weinstein and the Culture of Silence by Ken Auletta –– Rape expectations.
Think Again by Adam Grant –– Babbling ideate.
Why We Did It by Tim Miller –– Toots one's own Trumpist.
Battle For the American Mind by Pete Hegseth –– Pin heads.
Happy-Go-Lucky by David Sedaris –– Carefreak.
The Office BFFs by Jenna Fischer & Angela Kinsey –– Re: tired.
River of the Gods by Candice Millard –– Nile in the coffin.
Secret City: The Hidden History of Gay Washington by James Kirchick –– AC/DC?
Created Equal: The Painful Past, Confusing Present, and Hopeful Future of Race in America by Ben Carson –– A confusing present.
The Man Who Broke Capitalism by David Gelles –– Welch is on the deal.
Phil: The Rip-Roaring (and Unauthorized) Biography of Golf’s Most Colorful Superstar
by Alan Shipnuck –– Distracted driving.
The Palace Papers by Tina Brown –– Windsor snots.
Out of the Corner by Jennifer Grey –– Baby schleps.
Finding Me by Viola David –– Lost me.
Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama by Bob Odenkirk –– Unfunny unfunny unfunny sad.
Unmasked: My Life Solving America's Cold Cases by Paul Holes –– Plot Holes.
This Will Not Pass: Trump, Biden, and the Battle for America's Future by Jonathan Martin & Alexander Burns –– Like a gallstone.
Hello, Molly! by Molly Shannon –– Molly twaddle.
The War on the West by Douglas Murray –– All rightie.
Anna by Amy Odell –– Wintour of our discontent.
I’ll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood by Jessi Klein –– Let the door hit you.
Tough by Terry Crews –– Noogies.
Killing the Killers by O’Reilly & Martin Dugard –– Kill swish.
Serenity at 70, Gaiety at 80: Why You Should Keep On Getting Older by Garrison Keillor –– Makes one consider alternative.
Liberalism and Its Discontents by Francis Fukuyama –– Lib tardy.
A Sacred Oath: Memoirs of a Secretary of Defense During Extraordinary Times by Mark T. Esper –– Oath creepers.
Ten Steps to Nanette by Hannah Gadsby –– In clodhoppers.
Truly, Madly by Stephen Galloway –– Mad Leigh.
One Damn Thing After Another: Memoirs of an Attorney General by Bill Barr –– Sets a low Barr.
Blood, Sweat & Chrome: The Wild and True Story of ‘Mad Max: Fury Road' by Kyle Buchanan –– Hardy knocks.
Watergate by Garrett M. Graff –– Break-in wind.
Putting the Rabbit in the Hat by Brian Cox –– In your hat!
Free: A Child and a Country at the End of History by Lea Ypi –– Ypi ki yay?
Here’s the Deal by Kellyanne Conway –– Con away.
Enough Already by Valerie Bertinelli –– One duh at a time.
Renegades Born in the USA by Barack Obama & Bruce Springsteen –– Mic and icon.
The 1619 Project: A New Origin Story by Nikole Hannah-Jones –– Bondage pawn.
The Beatles: Get Back by The Beatles –– Let it be.
The Real Anthony Fauci by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. –– Can’t keep its vaxx straight.
The President and the Freedom Fighter by Brian Kilmeade –– Quirk Douglass.
These Precious Days: Essays by Ann Patchett –– Patchett crazy.
The Dawn of Everything: A New History of Humanity by David Graeber & David Wengrow –– Onsettling.
The Book of Hope: A Survival Guide for Trying Times by Jane Goodall–– Goodall Jane!
Robert E. Lee: A Life by Allen C. Guelzo –– General so chicken.
The Chief's Chief by Mark Meadows –– Chief sifting bull.
Republican Rescue by Chris Christie –– Ass, O ass.
Both/And: A Life in Many Worlds by Huma Abedin –– Neither/nor.
I'll Take Your Questions Now: What I Saw at the Trump White House by Stephanie Grisham –– Depress corps.
Rationality by Steve Pinker –– Rule of dumb.
There Is Nothing For You Here by Fiona Hill–– Hill bullies.
No Cure For Being Human by Kate Bowler –– Wee the people.

Peril by Bob Woodward & Robert Costa –– Before swine.
The Baseball 100 by Joe Posnanski –– Lucky strikes.
Here, Right Matters by Alexander Vindman –– Vindmancation?
American Marxism by Mark Levin –– Levin on a shoestring.
The Authoritarian Moment by Ben Shapiro –– Hang a lefty.
Killing the Mob by Bill O’Reilly –– Bill of frights.
How I Saved the World by Jesse Watters –– Muddy Watters.
Putting It Together: How Stephen Sondheim and I Created "Sunday in the Park with George” by James Lapine –– Que Seurat, Seurat.
All the Frequent Troubles of Our Days: The True Story of the American Woman at the Heart of the German Resistance to Hitler by Rebecca Donner –– Frausy.
This Is Your Mind on Plants by Michael Pollan –– In a vegetative state.

I Alone Can Fix It by Carol Leonnig & Philip Rucker –– Spays their own way.
Frankly, We Did Win This Election’: The Inside Story of How Trump Lost by Michael Bender –– Winning BigLie.
Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story by Julie K. Brown –– Mud and Jeff.
Rememberings by Sinead O’Connor –– Forgetits.
Notes on Grief by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie –– Lamentable.
Yearbook by Seth Rogen –– Most likely to suck seed.
Persist by Elizabeth Warren –– More Pester.
What Happened to You? by Oprah Winfrey & Bruce D. Perry –– Blunt farce trauma.
The Bomber Mafia by Malcolm Gladwell –– Drops a load.
How Y’All Doing? by Leslie Jordan –– The ribber Jordan.
Antitrust by Amy Klobuchar –– Suits to a tee.
Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner –– Smart as a wimp.
The Code Breaker by Walter Isaacson –– Gene foray.
Empire of Pain: The Secret History of the Sackler Dynasty by Patrick Radden Keefe –– Sackler shit.
Out of Many One by George W. Bush –– One bad portrait.
On the House: A Washington Memoir by John Boehner –– Boehner: their existence.
Madame Speaker: Nancy Pelosi and the Lessons of Power by Susan Page –– Nancy rue.
Philip Roth: The Biography by Blake Bailey –– Part noise complaint.
Beautiful Things by Hunter Biden –– Crack jokes.
Firebrand: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the MAGA Revolution by Matt Gaetz –– Purely Gaetz.
The Beauty of Living Twice by Sharon Stone –– Sly and the familiar Stone.
Places of Mind by Edward Said –– His Said of the story.
Consent by Vanessa Springora –– Rape and spillage.
Animal, Vegetable, Junk by Mark Bittman –– Bit, man.
Just As I Am by Cicely Tyson –– Was.
Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey –– Going, going, ganja.
Wintering: The Power of Rest and Retreat in Difficult Times by Katherine May –– May December romance.
The Premonition: A Pandemic Story by Michael Lewis –– The foresight saga.
Let Me Tell You What I Mean by Joan Didion –– Sense and senseless ability.
You'll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey by Amber Ruffin & Lacey Lamar –– Shoo Lacey.