The Outsider by Stephen King –– I’m outer here.
What We Were Promised by Lucy Tan –– Women swear daily.
All We Ever Wanted by Emily Griffin –– Wise achers.
Clock Dance by Anne Tyler –– Second hand book.

The Perfect Couple by Elin Hilderbrand –– Grow a pair.
The Summer Wives by Beatriz Williams –– Tanning gaggles.
Spinning Silver
by Naomi Novik –– Weave only just begun.
When Life Gives You Lululemons
by Lauren Weisberger –– The Devil wore out Pravda.
There There
by Tommy Orange –– Naive Americans.
My Year of Rest and Relaxation
by Ottessa Moshfegh –– Chill doubt.
The President is Missing
by Bill Clinton & James Patterson –– The mark.
Beneath a Scarlet Sky
by Mark Sullivan –– Fascist man alive.
The Fallen by David Baldacci –– Arch.
The Cast by Danielle Steel –– Jelly roles.

The High Tide Club by Mary Kay Andrews –– Ebbs.
Calypso by David Sedaris –– Seaside report.
Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right by Michael Smerconish –– Schmuck in the middle with you.
War on Peace by Ronan Farrow –– Dronin’ Farrow.
Unwifeable by Mandy Stadtmiller –– Married to the mope.
The Hellfire Club by Jake Tapper –– Ring off the hook.
By Invitation Only by Dorothea Benton Frank –– RSVPees.
Twisted Prey
by John Sandford –– Hunt and pecker.
by Michael Ondaatje –– World War Douche.
The Mars Room
by Rachel Kushner –– Strip down.
How to Walk Away by Katherine Center –– From this.
The Escape Artist
by Brad Meltzer –– Flee flicker.
The Punishment She Deserves by Elizabeth George –– This.
An American Marriage by Tayari Jones –– Vows of poverty.
Alternate Side by Anna Quindlen –– Hide park.
The Bishop’s Pawn by Steve Berry –– Chess thumper.
The Disappeared by C.J. Box –– Gone, but forgotten.
The Great Alone
by Kristin Hannah –– Hannah errant.
Accidental Heroes
by Danielle Steel –– Fluky loo.
Female Persuasion
by Meg Wolitzer –– Unfriendly Persuasion.
Marlon Bundo’s Day in the Life of the Vice President by Charlotte Pence –– Hop on flop.
Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff
by Sean Penn –– Bull Penn.
by Lisa Halliday –– Flop-sided.
The Great Alone
by Kristin Hannah –– Leave Alone.
The Midnight Line by Lee Child –– Childish.
Artemis by Andy Weir –– Artemis foul.
Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng –– Ng loose.
A Column of Fire by Ken Follett –– Smokey joke.
Two Kinds Truth
by Michael Connelly –– Gar-Bosch.
Manhattan Beach
by Jennifer Egan –– Lady go diver.

Uncommon Type by Tom Hanks –– Whiteout.
Origin by Dan Brown –– Of the specious.
Fairytale by Danielle Steele –– Cinderella liberties.
Heather, the Totality by Matthew Weiner –– Heather and yarn.
The Rooster Bar by John Grisham –– Cock blocked.
Pachinko by Min Jin Lee –– Ballsy.
The Revolution of Marina M.
by Janet Fitch –– Sub-Marina.
Mind Games
by Iris Johansen –– Head cheese.
In the Midst of Winter
by Isabel Allende –– Flake superior.
Long Way Down
by Jason Reynolds –– Makes it.
Sleeping Beauties by Stephen King & Owen King –– Knockouts.
The Golden House
by Salman Rushdie –– Muck mansion. Before We Were Yours by Lisa Wingate –– Our by our.
The Burning Girl by Claire Messud –– Bushfire.
The Lying Game by Ruth Ware –– No Ware.
Seeing Red by Sandra Brown –– Beat Red.
Phasma: Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi by Delilah S. Dawson –– The old Phasmatazz.
The Late Show
by Michael Connelly –– Night shaft.
My Absolute Darling
by Gabriel Tallent –– Tallentless.
Glass Houses
by Louise Penny –– Penny dreadful.

Y is for Yesterday by Sue Grafton –– So yesterday.
Seven Stones to Stand or Fall
by Diana Gabaldon –– Stones broke.
Two Nights
by Kathy Reichs –– Dead to Reichs.
Kiss Carlo
by Adriana Trigiani –– Bussed a move.
Secrets of the Tulip Sisters by Susan Mallery –– Stub toe through the Tulips.
House of Spies by Daniel Silva –– The Silva surveil.
The Identicals by Elon Hildebrand –– Same old same old.
Use of Force by Brad Thor –– Force of habit.
Camino Isand by John Grisham –– Camino unreal.

Blackout by Marc Elsberg –– Lighten up!
Dragon Teeth
by Michael Crichton –– Shit hits the fang.
Once and For All
by Sarah Dessen –– Final record.
16th Seduction
by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro –– Knock wooed.
Into the Water by Paula Hawkins –– Shit's bath.
Trajectory by Richard Russo –– The arc of the deal.
Beartown by Fredrik Backman –– Hockey punks.
Anything is Possible by Elizabeth Street –– Like this might’ve not sucked.
Golden Prey by John Sanford –– Gilt tripe.
Earthly Remains
by Donna Leon –– Decompost heap.
Vicious Circle by C.J. Box –– Rounding error.
The Tea Girl of Hummingbird Lane by Lisa See –– Steep learning curve.
The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck –– Chateau boxing.
Mississippi Blood by Greg Iles –– Don't play with Natchez.
The Lost Order by Steve Berry –– Bury Berry.
All by Myself, Alone
by Mary Higgins Clark –– With my staff of ghost writers.
The Chosen
by J.R. Ward –– Not by me.
Norse Mythology
by Neil Gaiman –– Thor loser.
Banana Cream Pie Murder
by Joanne Fluke –– Slice of pie.
Echoes in Death
by J.D. Robb –– Little missed echo.
Humans, Bow Down by James Patterson –– Submission accomplished.
Lincoln in the Bardo
by George Saunders –– Budget Bardo.
A Piece of the World by Christina Baker Kline –– Terra bites.
The Girl Before
by JP Delaney –– Pain in advance.
by Paul Auster –– 0.
The Sleepwalker
by Chris Bohjalian –– Wears night sweats.
The Dry
by Jane Harper –– Dry hump.
by Michael Chabon –– Chabonfire.
A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles –– Down for the Count.
The Chemist by Stephanie Meyer –– Chem slab.
Small Great Things by Jodi Picoult –– Race balls.
Two By Two
by Nicholas Sparks –– Stiff as 2x4.
Cross the Lines by James Patterson –– Sighin’ of the Cross.
No Man’s Land
by David Baldacci –– Holey terra.
The Fall Guy
by James Lasdun –– Patsy decline.
The Portable Veblen
by Elizabeth McKenzie –– Dung McKenzie.
by Natashia Deón –– Slaves away.
Scary Old Sex
by Arlene Heyman –– Crepey crawly.
Swing Time
by Zadie Smith –– Fashion-hating rhythm.
Night School by Lee Child –– Adult dead.
The Wrong Side of Goodbye by Michael Connelly –– Ciao hound.
The Secret History of Twin Peaks
by Mark Frost –– Log lazy.
The Whistler
by John Grisham –– Blows it.
Bridget Jones’s Baby by Helen Fielding –– Mothers milked.
The Lesser Bohemians
by Eimear McBride –– May dissemble romance.
Mister Monkey
by Francine Prose –– Ape nuts.
The Girl from Venice
by Martin Cruz Smith –– Venetian blind.
The Trespasser by Tana French –– Keep out!
Today Will Be Different
by Maria Semple –– Chump change.
by Ann Patchett –– Bury the Patchett.
The Nix by Nathan Hill –– Nix.
Surrender, New York
by Caleb Carr –– Clown Carr.
Nutshell by Ian McEwan –– Dork womb.
The Underground Railroad
by Colin Whitehead –– Civil rides movement.
Homecoming by Yaa Gyasi –– Haters’ Ghana hate.
Insidious by Catherine Coulter –– Lowest slain.
Bullseye by James Patterson –– Focal pointless.
Truly Madly Guilty by Liane Moriarty –– Guilt by dissociation.
Behind Closed Doors by B.A. Paris –– Lock mess.
Before the Fall
by Noah Hawley –– Crash slight.
Three Sister, Three Queens by Philippa Gregory –– The kink of Queens.
The Woman in Cabin 10
by Ruth Ware –– Mal Ware.
Family Tree
by Susan Wiggs –– Wiggs out.
Dark Matter
by Blake Crouch –– Dimension in passing.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Parts I & II
by J.K. Rowling, John Tiffany, Jack Thorne –– Potter reborn.
by Claire-Louise Bennett –– Scum.
Hot Milk
by Deborah Levy –– Curdled.
Foreign Agent
by Brad Thor –– Bad Thor.
The Girls by Emma Cline –– Cult comfort.
Yuge! 30 Years of Doonesbury on Trump by G.B. Trudeau –– Just eh Trudeau.
Here’s to Us by Elin Hildebrand –– You can have it.
Before the Fall by Noah Hawley –– Crash coarse.
Barkskins by Annie Proulx –– Proulx-Proulx platter.
The House of Secrets by Brad Meltzer –– Hush pulpy.
All Summer Long
by Dorothea Benton Frank –– Sweat, pant.
The Mandibles: A Family, 2029-2047
by Lionel Shriver –– Jawboning.
End of Watch
by Stephen King –– King of harsh.
The Weekenders
by Mary Kay Andrews –– Vacay lots.
The Fireman
by Joe Hill –– Snuff said.
15th Affair
by James Patterson –– Dully dally.
The Last Mile by David Baldacci –– Meter made.
The Nest by Cynthia D’Aprix Sweeney –– Lays an egg.
Extreme Prey
by John Sanford –– Hasn’t got a preyer.
by Louise Erdrich –– Bawl.
Boar Island
by Nevada Barr –– Bore Island.
The Second Life of Nick Mason
by Steve Hamilton — Mason jars.
Everybody’s Fool
by Richard Russo –– Fool of crap.
The Noise of Time
by Julian Barnes –– A tonal waste of Time.
Doing It Over
by Catherine Bybee –- Should’ve been.
Zero K
by Don DeLillio –– Zero emission.
The Little Red Chairs by Edna O’Brien –– Warp crimes.
Midnight Sun by Jo Nesbø –– Sleep depraved.
Blue by Danielle Steel –– Blue by you.
The Swans of Fifth Avenue by Melanie Benjamin –– New York dulls.
Cometh the Hour by Jeffey Archer –– Dear ticks.
Brotherhood in Death by J.D. Robb –– Cold bro.
My Name Is Lucy Barton by Elizabeth Strout –– Barton funk.
A Doubter’s Almanac
by Ethan Canin –– Dubiety dubiety doo.
Salt to the Sea
by Ruta Sepetys –– Life of brine.
The Relic Master
by Christopher Buckley –– Icon artist.
Commander in Chief by Tom Clancy –– Deadly farce.
Bone Labyrinth
by James Rollins –– Osteopathetic.
Rogue Lawyer
by John Grisham –– On defense.
Bazaar of Bad Dreams by Stephen King –– Seller dwellers.
The Magic Strings of Frankie Presto by Mitch Albom –– Pluck-ugly.
See Me
by Nicholas Sparks –– Seamy.
Crimson Shore
by Douglas Preston –– Côte red.
The Japanese Lover by Isabel Allende –– Sucky yakky.
Depraved Heart by Patricia Cornwell –– Well, corn.
The Immortal Nicholas by Glenn Beck –– Vacancy Claus.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by George R. R. Martin –– Martin aimless.
Avenue of Mysteries
by John Irving –– Irving pen.
Career of Evil
by Robert Galbraith –– Strike three.
After You by Jojo Moyes –– Moyes the pity.
The Murder House by James Patterson –– Dead room farce.
The Survivor by Vince Flynn –– Flynn flam.
Tightrope by Simon Mawer –– Jack balance.
Come Rain or Come Shine by Jan Karon –– Weather or not.
City on Fire
by Garth Risk Hallberg –– Cinder fella.
Everything, Everything
by Nicola Yoon –– Nothing, nothing.

The Marvels by Brian Selznick –– He's lost his Marvels.
Minute Zero by Todd Moss –– Interest, too.
Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter –– Fair youths.
The Girl in the Spider’s Web by David Lagercrantz –– Fly girl.
Fear of Dying by Erica Jong –– Geez & Jong.
Fates and Furies
by Lauren Groff –– Marry, marry quite contrary.
Make Me
by Lee Child –– Read this.
Fortune Smiles
by Adam Johnson –– More a grimace.
by Sue Grafton –– Marks da plot.
by Jonathan Franzen –– Unadulterated nonsense.
Trigger Mortis by Anthony Horowitz –– Finger stiffness.
The Story of the Lost Child
by Elsa Ferrante –– Baby bumped.
Circling the Sun
by Paula McLain –– Solar banal.
by Sandra Brown –– Rugged burns.
Who Do You Love? by Jennifer Weiner –– Weiner dog.
Last Bus to Wisdom
by Ivan Doig –– Ticket to deride.
The Marriage of Opposites
by Alice Hoffman –– Opposites attacked.
A Manual for Cleaning Women
by Lucia Berlin –– Start behind the ears.
Kitchens of the Great Midwest
by J.Ryan Stradal –– Mealy.
Everybody Rise
by Stephanie Clifford –– And leave.
In a Dark, Dark Wood by Ruth Ware –– Soft Ware.
The English Spy
by Daniel Silva –– Mole removal.
What Pet Should I Get?
by Dr. Seuss –– A book to overlook.
by Roberto Saviano –– I agree with the rating.
Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee –– To kill To Kill a Mockingbird.
The Festival of Insignificance by Milan Kundera –– Moot swings.
Killing Monica
by Candace Bushnell –– A Bushnell and a pecker.
China Rich Girlfriend by Kevin Kwan –– A Kwandry.
by EL James –– Whipping boy.
Seveneves by Neal Stephenson –– Moon riven.
Finders Keepers by Stephen King –– Losers readers.
In the Unlikely Event by Judy Blume –– You can bear this.
Memory Man by David Baldacci –– Totaled recall.
Beach Town by Mary Kay Andrews –– Shore thing.
The Scarlet Gospels by Clive Barker –– Well, red.
The Forgotten Room
by Lincoln Child –– Hid the wall.
Luckiest Girl Alive
by Jessica Knoll –– Blest from the pest.
The Bone Tree
by Greg Iles –– Humerus story.
Early Warning
by Jane Smiley –– Don't open the cover!
A God in Ruins
by Kate Atkinson –– Bombs hell.
Oh! You Pretty Things by Shanna Mahin –– Pretty awful.
The Love Object
by Edna O’Brien –– I object.
Look Who’s Back
by Timur Vermes–– Heil be back.
God Help the Child by Toni Morrison –– Who picks this up.
The Children’s Crusade
by Ann Packer –– Sib code.
Blood on Snow
by Jo Nesbo –– Chilly con carnage.
The Harder They Come by T. Coraghessan Boyle –– The bigger the mess.
Crow Fair by Thomas McGuane –– Hard caw.
The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins –– Track addict.
NYPD Red 3 by James Patterson –– Badge company.
A Spool of Blue Thread by Anne Tyler –– Unravels.
A Dangerous Place by Jacqueline Winspear –– Crock of Gibraltar.
The Buried Giant
by Kazuo Ishiguro –– Big box story.
The Nightingale
by Kristin Hannah –– War bull, war bull.
Last One Home
by Debbie Macomber –– Late boomer.
The Fifth Gospel
by Ian Caldwell –– Bible belted.
World Gone By
by Dennis Lehane –– Past tense.
Endangered by
C.J. Box –– Box stop!
The Whites
by Harry Brandt –– Bleachy keen.
by Jill Alexander Essbaum –– Grade sie.
Prudence by Gail Carrier –– Compels me to not recommend this.
Funny Girl
/ Nick Hornby –– Briceless.
by Anthony Horowitz –– Holmes invasion.
The Boston Girl
by Anita Diamond –– Jewess prudence.
Hope to Die by James Patterson –– Before I read this.
The Escape by David Balducci –– Flee flicker.
The Mistletoe Promise by Richard Paul Evans –– Kiss off.
The Cinderella Murder by Mary Higgins Clark –– Slipper shock.
Tom Clancy Full Force and Effect
by Mark Greaney –– The effect is drowsiness.
Preparation for the Next Life
by Atticus Lish –– D Lish.
Flesh and Blood by Patricia Cornwell –– Sinew to me.
The Burning Room by Michael Connelly –– Fire house.
Blue Labyrinth by Douglas Preston –– Come what maze.
Pegasus by Danielle Steel –– Wing nuts.
The Handsome Man’s De Luxe Café
by Alexander McCall Smith –– Café wha?
Prodigal Son
by Danielle Steel –– Wasteful.
Mr. Miracle
by Debbie Macomber –– Xmess.
Some Luck by Jane Smiley –– Smiley phase.
Lila by Marilynne Robinson –– Putian.
Deadline by John Sandford –– Missed.
Let Me Be Frank With You by Richard Ford –– OK, Frank.
The Book of Strange New Things by Michael Faber –– Familiar old stuff.
The World of Ice & Fire: The Untold History of Westeros and the Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire)
by George R.R. Martin –– Thrones for a loop.
Prince Lestat
by Anne Rice –– Lestat from the bottom.
A Brief History of Seven Killings
by Marlon James –– Seven diddly sins.
The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher by Hilary Mantel –– Aims low.
Gray Mountain by John Grisham –– Hill of beans.
The Paying Guests by Sarah Waters –– Lezzies.
The Remedy for Love by Bill Roorbach –– Hot beef injection.
Nora Webster by Colm Toibin –– Noah way out?
Leaving Time by Jodi Picoult –– Doesn’t fare well.
Edge of Eternity
by Ken Follett –– Foul lit.
by Stephen King –– Raise the dud.
You Have to F******g Eat
by Adam Mansbach –– But not this s**t.
To Rise Again at a Decent Hour
by Joshua Ferris –– One should be alarmed.
We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves
by Karen Joy Fowler –– Abreast-beating.
The Drop by Dennis Lehane –– Falls short.
The Children Act
by Ian McEwan –– Up.
Leaving Time by Jodi Foucault –– S’long.
The King’s Curse by Philippa Gregory –– Eff ye, peasant.

The Secret Place by Tana French –– Put this there.
One Kick by Chelsea Cain –– No kicks.
The Bone Clocks
by David Mitchell –– Rib tick-lers.
by Colleen McCullogh –– Sour, in fact.
Secrets of the Lighthouse by Santa Montefiore –– On the rocks.
Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and his Years of Pilgrimage by Haruki Murakami –– Nippon the bud.
by James Patterson –– I wish!
Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarity –– Tome of the whopper.
The Heist by Daniel Silva –– Lift and separate.
The Book of Life by Deborah E. Harkness –– Life is too long.

Fast Track by Julie Garwood –– Muddy Track.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot by David Shafer –– WTF, indeed.
The Magician’s Land
by Lev Grossman –– A dry spell.
Close Your Eyes, Hold Hands
by Chris Bohjalian –– And vomit.
One Plus One
by Jojo Moyes –– Too two.
Act of War
by Brad Thor –– Thor of duty.
by John Sandford & Michele Cook –– Free-range chickenshit.
All Fall Down by Jennifer Weiner –– Gravitational bull.
Rogues by George R.R. Martin –– R.R. crossing.
Top Secret Twenty-One by Janet Evanovich –– Not secret enough.
Written in My Own Heart’s Blood by Diana Gabaldon –– A vein effort.
The Matchmaker by Elin Hilderbrand –– Yenta, the dragon.
The Hurricane Sisters
by Dorothea Benton Frank –– Twists in the wind.
China Dolls
by Lisa See –– See minus.
The Vacationers
by Emma Straub –– A vacay lot.
The One & Only by Emily Griffin –– Thank God.
The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry –– Drinky poo.
Field of Prey by John Sandford –– Doesn’t stand a preyer.
Walking on Water by Richard Paul Evans –– Miracle wimp.
Unlucky 13 by James Patterson –– Unfortunate.
The Skin Collector by Jeffrey Deaver –– Snuffed derma.
by Joseph Finder –– Finder’s creepers.
Mr. Mercedes
by Stephen King –– Mercedes' bents.
All the Light We Cannot See
by Anthony Doerr –– Doerr jam.
Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia
by Kendall & Kylie Jenner –– YA diddle.
The Silkworm by Robert Galbraith –– Crawls.
The Son
by Jo Nesbø –– Hairy Hole.
The Collector
by Nora Roberts –– Snorer Roberts.
Chestnut Street
by Maeve Binchy –– Dublin down.
The Target by David Baldacci –– Expect more, pay less.
The Snow Queen by Michael Cunningham –– Flake ID.
Lovers at the Chameleon Club, Paris 1932
by Francine Prose –– Prose and con.
Otherwise Engaged by Amanda Quick –– A Quick fix.
Delicious by Ruth Reichel –– The yuck and the restless.
Bridge to Haven
by Francine Rivers –– Haven help us!
In Paradise
by Peter Matthiessen –– Postmortem depression.
Astonish Me b
y Maggie Shipstead –– By finishing this.
by Mona Simpson –– Open and shot.
Sleep Donation
by Karen Russell –– I gave 8 hours getting through chapter one.
by Lee Child –– Personal worst.
The Husband’s Secret by Liane Moriarty –– Lace panties!
Missing You by Harlan Coben –– Missing lunk.
Raising Steam by Terry Pratchett –– Steam punk’d.
Power Play by Danielle Steel –– Steel trap.
The Bootlegger by Clive Cussler –– The bootlicker.
Words of Radiance
by Brandon Sanderson –– Glittering generalities.
Private L.A.
by James Patterson –– Private parse.
You Should Have Known
by Jean Hanff Korelitz –– This would suck.
The Cairo Affair
by Olen Steinhauer –– Sphinx to high heaven.
30 Girls
by Susan Minot –– Minot maids.
The Black-Eyed Blonde by Benjamin Black –– Flip Marlowe.
Boy, Snow, Bird by Helen Oyeyemi –– Snow why…?
Redeployment by Phil Klay –– Tour apart.
Bark by Lorrie Moore –– Worse than bites.
Concealed in Death by J.D. Robb –– Razz buried.
Private L.A.
by James Patterson –– L.A. lacker.
Like a Mighty Army
by David Weber –– Military mite.
The Museum of Extraordinary Things
by Alice Hoffman –– Freaks flag.
After I’m Gone
by Laura Lippman –– Dog Gone.
Carthage by Joyce Carol Oates –– Puffed Oates.
Orfeo by Richard Powers –– Faulty Powers.
Still Life with Bread Crumbs
by Anna Quindlen –– For the birds.
First Love by James Patterson –– Then hate.
The Good Luck of Right Now by Matthew Quick –– Good Luck, and good night.
An Officer and a Spy by Robert Harris –– Snoop dog.
The Days of Anna Madrigal by Armistead Maupin –– Madrigal thinking.
by Isabel Allende –– The grim Ripper.
Lost Lake
by Sarah Addison Allen –– Maid of the missed.
Red Rising
by Pierce Brown –– Mars blahs.
Tiger Shrimp Tango by Tim Dorsey –– Prawn stars.
Dark Wolf
by Christine Feehan –– Wolf haul.
Standup Guy
by Stuart Woods –– Woods' hole.
The Pagan Lord
by Bernard Cornwell –– Idol chatter.
For Today I Am a Boy
by Kim Fu –– Fu man choose.
Andrew’s Brain
by E.L. Doctorow –– Never mind.
The Kept by James Scott –– Worst-Kept.
Before I Burn
by Gaute Heivoll –– Flame out.
On Such a Full Sea by Chang-rae Lee –– Doesn’t float my boat.
Radiance of Tomorrow by Ishmael Beah –– Illuminutty.
The Invention of Wings by Sue Monk Kidd –– Flighty.
The Wind Is Not a River by Brian Payton –– Shoots the breeze.
Command Authority by Tom Clancy with Mark Greaney –– Here ghosts nothing.
A Permanent Member of the Family
by Russell Banks –– Big Banks theory.
The Gods of Guilt by Michael Connelly –– Deity squat.
Tatiana by Martin Cruz Smith –– Dorky square.
Who Asked You? by Terry McMillan –– Waiting to exhile.
Let Me Off at the Top by Ron Burgundy –– Burgundy whine.
The First Phone Call From Heaven
by Mitch Albom –– It's collect.
The Circle by Dave Eggers –– Eggers can’t be choosers.
We Are Water by Wally Lamb –– Drippy.
by Scott Turow –– To his other books.
Police: A Harry Hole Novel by Jo Nesbø –– Holey shit.
The Luminaries by Eleanor Catton –– Catton mouse.
The Valley of Amazement by Amy Tan –– Bleak and Tan.
The Book of Legendary Lands
by Umberto Eco –– Eco-disaster.
by Jo Baker –– Long, borin'.
Solo: A James Bond Novel
by William Boyd –– Bond voyage.
Sycamore Row by John Grisham –– Sick o’ more Grisham.
The Goldfinch
by Donna Tartt –– Lemon Tartt.
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy by Helen Fielding –– London Bridget is falling down.
Thankless in Death by J.D. Robb –– Robbotic.
Final Cut
by Catherine Coulter –– Final Cut anti.
The House of Hades
by Rick Riordan –– Hell no.
Dr. Sleep by Stephen King –– Better than Unisom.
The Quest by Nelson DeMille –– Trekked out.
The Longest Ride by Nicholas Sparks –– From first page to last.
Subtle Bodies by Norman Rush –– Subtle down!
Dissident Gardens by Jonathan Lethem –– Lefty frazzle.
MaddAddam by Margaret Atwood –– Madd libs.
Bleeding Edge by Thomas Pynchon –– Here V. go again.
Joyland by Stephen King –– Carnival barfer.
How the Light Gets In
by Louise Penny –– Crack attics.
Traveling Sprinkler by Nicholson Baker –– Hosed.
Kenobi: Star Wars by John Jacksob Miller –– Oh, be wan!
The Whole Enchilada by Diane Mott Davidson –– Tortilla flat.
W is for Wasted by Sue Grafton –– And Whoo-hoo, she’s almost finished!
Mistress by James Patterson –– Distress.
The Lowland by Jhumpa Lahiri –– Jumbled Lahiri.
Never Go Back by Lee Child –– Child resistant.
The Mayan Secrets by Clive Cussler –– Assault Mayans.
The Ocean at the End of the Lane
by Neil Gaiman –– More a puddle.
The Bone Season
by Samantha Shannon –– Bone dry.
Hotshot by Julie Garwood –– Whiz banged.
The English Girl by Daniel Silva –– Bird sighs view.
Hidden Order by Brad Thor –– The lowest Order.
William Shakespeare’s Star Wars by Ian Doescher –– Luke’s Labour Lost.
Night Film
by Marisha Pessi –– Film fester.
The Cuckoo’s Calling
by Robert Galbraith –– Just Kidding Rowling.
Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan –– Chinese cabbage.
The Lullaby of Polish Girls
by Dagmara Dominczyk –– Rock-a-bye babka…
The Widowed Waltz
by Sally Koslow –– Waltz dizzy.
Bad Monkey by Carl Hiaasen –– Spank it.
The Engagements by J. Courtney Sullivan –– Break it off.
Revenge Wears Prada: The Devil Returns by Lauren Weisberger –– I wouldn’t be Prada this.
Ladies’ Night by Mary Kay Andrews –– Half-off.
Sparta by Roxana Robinson –– Cuss.
A Hundred Summers by Beatriz Williams –– July froth.
All the Summer Girls by Meg Donohue –– Humid beings.
Bringing Up the Bodies by Hilary Mantel –– And lunch.
The Lost Husband
by Katherine Center –– Help, mate.
While We Were Watching Downton Abbey by Wendy Wax –– Creepy Crawleys.
The Silver Star by Jeannette Walls –– Doesn’t rate bronze.
The Shining Girls by Lauren Beukes –– Sweaty, really.
A Tale for the Time Being by Ruth Ozeki –– It’ll doo doo.
A Thousand Pardons by Jonathan Dee –– OK, but just don’t write a book this bad again.
The End of the Point by Elizabeth Graver –– Never got the point.
Inferno by Dan Brown –- Not so hot.
by Kent Haruf –– Blessed little.
Mary Coin by Marisa Silver –– Two-bit.
Southern Cross the Dog
by Bill Cheng –– Sham and grits.
And the Mountains Echoed
–– Khaled Hosseni –– Boring…bo--rrring…bo--rrring
The Whispering Muse
by Sjón –– Hard murmur.
A Delicate Truth
by John le Carré –– Le Carré on baggage.
The Other Typist by Suzanne Rindell –– Spell binding.
A Constellation of Vital Phenomena by Anthony Marra –– Stars and barfs.
The Hit
by David Baldacci –– Slay away plan.
Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple –– Seattle space needled.
Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter –– Blarney rubble.

Whiskey Beach by Nora Roberts –– Littorally unbelievable.
Fly Away by Kristin Hannah –– Flyweight.
Paris: The Novel by Edward Rutherford –– Roman scandals.
Wedding Night by Sophie Kindella –– Bride's head revisited.
Daddy's Gone A Hunting by Mary Higgons Clark –– With a pop gun.
The Burgess Boys by Elizabeth Strout –– Strout fishing.
Don't Go by Lisa Scottoline –– There.
Maya's Notebook by Isabel Allende –– Muck and Maya.
Z: A Novel of Zelda Fitzgerald by Therese Fowler –– Zzzzzz…
All That Is by James Salter –– Trite.


Literature 2

E. Basil St. Blaise



Temp by Louis Hyman –– Gig bites.
Small Fry
by Lisa Brennan-Jobs –– Hatchet Jobs.
Girl, Wash Your Face by Rachel Hollis –– Scrubby.
by Omarosa Manigault Newman –– Asylum shreiker.

The Poisoned City by Anna Clark –– In, like, Flint.
Indianapolis by Lynn Vincent & Sara Vladic –– Sunk rah!
Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup by John Carreyrou –– IPO’d.
The Plot to Destroy Democracy by Malcolm Nance –– Putin it lightly.
Trump’s America by Newt Gingrich –– Newt beeach.
How Not to Get Shot by D.L. Hughley & Doug Moe –– Duck soup.
The Briefing: Politics, the Press and the President
by Sean Spicer –– Barking Spicer.
The Case Against Impeaching Trump
by Alan Dershowitz –– Dearth o' wits.
Bruce Lee: A Life
by Matthew Polly –– Kung fusion.
The Efficiency Paradox
by Edward Tenner –– Rend me a Tenner.
Yes We (Still) Can by Dan Pfeiffer –– O-stalgia trip.
How to Change Your Mind by Michael Pollan –– Brain frees.
The Soul of America by Jon Meacham –– Fleet anima.
by Zora Neale Hurston –– Slave trait.
Three Days in Moscow
by Bret Baier & Catherine Whitney –– Ron a red light.
I Love Capitalism!
by Ken Langone –– Home despot.
Fascism: A Warning
by Madeleine Albright –– All right already.
Letters to My Palestinian Neighbor
by Yossi Klein Halevi –– Hamas hysteria.
Measure What Matters
by John Doerr –– Peter meters.
I’m Keith Hernandez
by Keith Hernandez –– Keith mooned.
Chasing Hillary by Amy Chozick –– What fresh Hill?
I'll Be Gone in the Dark
by Michelle McNamara –– Culled case.
A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership
by James Comey –– Comey toast.
Secret Empires: How the American Political Class Hides Corruption and Enriches Family and Friends
by Peter Schweizer –– Dem bums!
The Last Black Unicorn by Tiffany Haddish –– Blow your own horn.
Tiger Woods by Jeff Benedict ad Armen Keteyian –– Tee party.
Dear Madam President by Jennifer Palmieri ––Post-Hill code.
This Is Me by Chrissy Metz –– Let’s go, Metz.
by Jimmy Carter –– Praise a stink.
Educated by Tara Westover –– Learning disabled.
Everything Happens for a Reason
by Kate Bowler –– Then explain this.
Just the Funny Parts
by Nell Scovell –– One paragraph.
Rebel: My Life Outside the Lines
by Nick Note –– You Nolte boy, you.
Russian Roulette
by David Corn & Michael Isikoff –– Head shot.
Enlightenment Now
by Steven Pinker –– Pinker ton.
by Rose McGowan –– The nerve!
Fire and Fury by Michael Wolff –– Wolff haul.
Raising Trump
by Ivanka Trump –– Daughter of the American revulsion.
Let Trump Be Trump by Corey Lewandowski –– Won’t you be my enabler?
Obama: An Intimate Portrait by Pete Souza –– Bar none.
Bobby Kennedy: A Raging Spirit by Chris Matthews –– Brother in law.
Improv Nation: How We Made A Great American Art by Sam Wasson –– Yes, ain’t…
The Butchering Art
by Lindsey Fitzharris –– Eager beaver cleaver.
Promise Me, Dad
by Joe Biden –– Beau bridges.
We Were Eight Years in Power by Ta-Nihisi Coates –– Reign Coates.
The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump edited by Bandy X. Lee –– Head of state.
Code Girls by Liza Mundy –– Tales from the crypto.
Andrew Jackson and the Miracle of New Orleans by Brian Kilmeade and Don Yeager –– N.O.-brainer.
Killing England by Bill O’Reilly and Martin Dugard –– Do your Brit.
Leonardo da Vinci by Walter Isaacson –– Leo messy.
Keeping On Keeping On by Alan Bennett –– Bennett fit of the doubt.
Hacks by Donna Brazile –– Brazile wax.
Playing With Fire : The 1968 Election and the Transformation of American Politics by Lawrence O’Donnell –– Dozy O’Donnell.
Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine by Joe Hagan –– Since Wenner?
Unqualified by Anna Faris –– Faris weal.
Deep Thinking
by Garry Kasparov –– Deep Blue cease.
by Ron Chernow –– Gory U.S. bonds.
Waiting for the Punch by Marc Maron –– Sucker Punch.
Recovery: Freedom From Our Addictions
by Russell Brand –– Keeping up with the jonesing.
Unbelievable: My Front-Row Seat to the Craziest Campaign in American History

by Katy Tur –– Tur duckin’.
Bernie Sanders Guide to Political Revolution by Bernie Sanders –– Alter kocker.
Hail to the Chin by Bruce Campbell –– Piece of Ash.
Life 3.0 by Max Tegmark –– Rushin' evolution.
Why Buddhism is True by Robert Wright –– Yeah, Wright!
The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left by Dinesh D’Souza –– D’Snoozer.
What Happened by Hillary Clinton –– Campaign spritzer.
Dangerous by Milo Yiannopolus –– Milo Minderblinder.
Conscience of a Conservative by Jeff Flake –– Snowed Flake.
Understanding Trump by Newt Gingrich –– Fug Newton.
Hunger: A Memoir of (My) Body by Roxane Gay –– Crave digging.
Rediscovering Americanism: And the Tyranny of Progressivism by Mark Levin –– A Levin hell.
Swamp: Washington's Murky Pool of Corruption and Cronyism and How Trump Can Drain It
by Eric Bolling –– Bolling for dullards.
Hue 1968
by Mark Bowden –– No Hue!
Everything All at Once by Bill Nye –– Nye must fall.
Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)
by David Sedaris –– Pointless of entry.
I Should Be Dead
by Bob Beckel –– Heckle and Beckel.
Tears We Cannot Stop: A Sermon to White America
by Michael Eric Tyson –– Tyson chuckin’.
Al Franken, Giant of the Senate
by Al Franken –– Franken beans.
Are You Anybody?
by Jeffrey Tambor –– Mr. Tambor, ream man.
I Can’t Make This Up
by Kevin Hart –– Nope, you failed test.
Girling Up by Mayim Bialik –– Hissin’ hers.
Astrophysics for People in a Hurry
by Neil deGrasse Tyson –– Cosmic race.
Option B by Sheryl Sandberg and Adam Grant –– Sloppy seconds.
The Secrets of My Life by Caitlyn Jenner –– Privates parts.
Killers of the Flower Moon by David Grann –– Osage advice.
You Don’t Look Your Age by Sheila Nevins –– Or act it.
The American Spirit by David McCullough –– Gummed spirits.
Black Privilege
by Charlemagne Tha God –– A charlatagne.
Women Who Work
by Ivanka Trump –– By one that's dysfunctional.
by Amie Parnes & Jon Allen –– Hill of beans.
by Alec Baldwin –– Alwaystheless.
Hallelujah Anyway
by Anne Lamott –– Praises Hell.
The Most Beautiful
by Mayte Garcia –– Prince harried.
Ballplayer by Chipper Jones –– Wood Chipper.
Prince Charles by Sally Bedell Smith –– The royal scam.
Crazy is My Superpower by A.J. Mendez Brooks –– Not literacy.
A Colony in a Nation
by Chris Hayes –– Purple Hayes.
The Stranger in the Woods
by Michael Finkel –– Hermit crap.
In Full Color
by Rachel Dolezal –– Black and white kooky.
Old School: Life in the Sane Lane
by Bill O’Reilly & Bruce Feirstein –– Cranky case.
Free Women, Free Men
by Camille Paglia –– Camille sans sense.
Cork Dork
by Bianca Bosker –– Tipsy-turvy.
Portraits of Courage
by George W. Bush –– Paint by dumbers.
Homo Deus by Yuval Noah Harari –– Holy man!
Big Agenda: President Trump’s Plan to Save America
by David Horowitz –– Piggly bigly.
Hidden Figures by Margot Lee Shetterly –– Space, race.
Dodge City by Tom Clavin –– Get out of Dodge.
The Lost City of the Monkey God by Douglas Preston –– Ass fault jungle.
American Hookup: The New Culture of Sex on Campus by Lisa Wade –– Through the roofie.
Three Days in January: Dwight Eisenhower’s Final Mission by Bret Baier –– Why like Ike?
The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wolleben –– Tree bugger.
The Great Equalizer: How Main Street Capitalism Can Create an Economy for Everyone by David Smick –– Growth anatomy.
The Case Against Sugar by Gary Taubes –– Cane mutiny.
A Really Good Day by Ayalet Waldman –– Acid reflects.
In the Darkroom
by Susan Faludi –– Switch Miss.
Mary Astor’s Purple Diary by Ed Sorel –– Rear entries.
Rasputin by Douglas Smith –– Blood brother.
The Magnolia Story by Chip and Joanna Gaines –– Ill-gotten Gaines.
Shaken: Discovering Your True Identity in the Midst of Life's Storms by Tim Tebow –– Tebow stakes.
Thank You for Being Late by Thomas L. Friedman –– Delayed to rest.
The Book of Joy
by Dalai Lama & Desmond Tutu –– Glee clubbed.
Based on a True Story
by Norm McDonald –– Alt McDonald.
The Undoing Project
by Michael Lewis –– Eraser heads.
The Daily Show (The Book) by Chris Smith –– Stewart little.
Celebrity Run-Ins b
y Kathy Griffin –– Merde Griffin.
The Clothing of Books
by Jhumpa Lahiri –– The closing of book.
Keep Swinging by Joseph Bruno –– Bruno mars.
Settle for More by Megyn Kelly –– Kelly blew book.
Not Dead Yet by Phil Collins –– Dumb and drummer.
The Year of Voting Dangerously
by Maureen Dowd –– Shadow of a Dowd.
A Lowcountry Heart
by Pat Conroy –– Carolina panders.
American Ulysses
by Ronald C. White –– Grant illusion.
Frantumaglia: A Writer’s Journey by Elena Ferrante –– Numb de plume.

Killing the Rising Sun by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Dugard –– MacArthur prize.
Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen –– Insufferable Boss.
The Kingdom of Speech
by Tom Wolfe –– Tongue lashing.
The Pigeon Tunnel
by John le Carré –– Pigeon stool.
In Trump We Trust
by Ann Coulter –– Donald: Duck!
The Terror Years by Lawrence Wright –– Jihad knocks.
Good Vibrations by Mike Love –– Love hate relationships.
Sixty by Ian Brown –– Rip old age.
Patient H.M. by Luke Dittrich –– H.M.Ass.
The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo by Amy Schumer –– Tats and ass.

Powerhouse by James Andrew Miller –– Agents of shilled.
White Trash by Nancy Isenberg –– Inbred plumbing.
Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance –– Yahoo serious.
American Heiress by Jeffrey Toobin –– Batty Hearst.
Presto!: How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales by Penn Jillette –– Pig Penn.
Bobby Kennedy: The Making of a Liberal Icon by Larry Tye –– Bobby flayed.
The War on Cops by Heather MacDonald –– Blew across blue shield.
The Invention of Russia by Arkady Ostrovsky –– Poo Putin head.
The Voyeur’s Hotel
by Gay Talese –– Peep holes.

Whistlestop by John Dickerson –– Won’t faze the nation.
The Making of Donald Trump
by David Cay Johnson –– Building violation.
Trump and Me
by Mark Singer –– Psycho friend network.
Trump Revealed
by Michael Kranish –– Himself to be a fraud.
Armageddon: How Trump Can Beat Hillary
by Dick Morris –– Morris less.
Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
by Dinesh D’Souza –– Down Hill all the way.
Crisis of Character: A White House Secret Service Officer Discloses His Firsthand Experience with Hillary, Bill, and How They Operate
by Gary J. Byrne –– Bile Clinton.
Wake Up America
by Eric Bolling –– Bolling for dullards.
Liars: How Progressives Exploit Our Fears for Power and Control
by Glenn Beck –– Beck and crawl.
How Everything Became War and the Military Became Everything
by Rosa Brooks –– Command uncontrol.

Seinfeldia by Jennifer Keisbin Armstrong –– Jerry on top.
Not Pretty Enough by Gerri Hershey –– Nor interesting.
Bush by Jean Edward Smith –– W., see?
A Book About Love by Jonah Lehrer –– Under amour.
Chaos Monkeys by Antonio García Martínez –– Silicon faily.
Bill O’Reilly’s Legends and Lies: The Patriots
by David Fisher –– Mostly the latter.
Every Little Step
by Bobby Brown –– Trippin’.
by Sebastian Junger –– Tribe not to laugh.
by Mary Roach –– Of the litter.
But What if We’re Wrong?
by Chuck Klosterman –– No ifs and/or buts.
House of Nails by Lenny Dykstra –– Nails biter.
by Moby –– Moby grate.
Then and Now
by Barbara Cook –– Cook in with gas.
The Gene
by Siddhartha Mukherjee –– The splice of life.
Hamilton: The Revolution by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jeremy McCarter –– Alexander degrade.
Grit by Angela Duckworth –– Your teeth.
Valiant Ambition by Nathaniel Philbrick –– George Washington craver.
The Rainbow Comes and Goes by Anderson Cooper and Gloria Vanderbilt –– Rot in prism.
Shoe Dog by Phil Knight –– Nike err.
Five Presidents
by Clint Hill –– Ex-POTUS facto.
The Romanovs by Simon Sebag Montefiore –– A Tsarry excuse.
32 Yolks
by Eric Ripert –– Egg knock.
Old Age
by Michael Kinsey –– Up the creaky.
The Sleep Revolution
by Arianna Huffington –– Snooze to me.
We Were Feminists Once
by Andi Zeisler –– Sheesh!
Ruthless: Scientology, My Son David Miscavige, and Me by Ron Miscavige –– Old mugger Hubbard.
American Huckster: How Chuck Blazer Got Rich From-and Sold Out-the Most Powerful Cabal in World Sports
by Mary Papenfuss & Teri Thompson –– Troll Blazer.
Game 7, 1986
by Ron Darling –– Metropolitans' opera.
The Caped Crusade
by Glen Weldon –– Bat to the bone.
Love, Loss, and What We Ate by Padma Lakshmi –– Really bites.
The Abundance by Annie Dillard –– Fill us, Dillard.
The Name of God Is Mercy by Pope Francis –– Mercy meh.
The Road to Little Dribbling by Bill Bryson –– Spittle by spittle.
Dark Money by Jane Mayer –– Billion dollar bane.
And Then All Hell Broke Loose: Two Decades in the Middle East by Richard Engel –– Engel biter.
Conviction: The Untold Story of Putting Jodi Arias Behind Bars by Juan Martinez –– Disaster Arias.
Originals: How Non-Conformists Move the World by Adam Grant –– Trite and trite again.
Leonard: My Fifty-Year Friendship with a Remarkable Man
by William Shatner –– Spock marked.
The Industries of the Future
by Alec Ross –– Patent lather.
The Industries of the Future by Alec Ross –– Patent lather.
Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again by Teresa Giudice –– Pokey mom.
Andy Warhol Was a Hoarder: Inside the Minds of History's Great Personalities
by Claudia Kalb –– VIPbrains.
by Corey Booker –– Talentless Booker.
The Only Game in Town: Central Banks, Instability, and Avoiding the Next Collapse
by Mohamed A. El-Erian –– Lend least.
A Mother’s Reckoning
by Sue Klebold –– Son of a gun.
In Other Words
by Jhumpa Lahiri –– Jhumpa cables.
United States of Jihad
by Peter Bergen –– Wholly war.
Sam Phillips: The Man Who Invented Rock 'n' Roll
by Peter Guralnick –– Sun downer.
When Breath Becomes Air
by Paul Kalanithi –– Expiration date.
Gratitude by Oliver Sacks –– Thankless.
Humans of New York: Stories by Brandon Stanton –– Gotham pity.
SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome
by Mary Beard –– Roman nos.
Dirty Blvd.: The Life and Music of Lou Reed by Aidan Levy –– Loo read.
Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again by Donald J. Trump –– Lame joke.
Boys in the Trees by Carly Simon –– Or monkeys?
Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates by Brian Kilmeade –– Marine doubt.
Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology by Leah Remini –– Cult-de-sac.
Binge by Tyler Oakley –– Sonuvabinge!
Lights Out by Ted Koppel –– Koppeldygook.
The Blue Touch Paper by David Hare –– Hare bawls.
And Yet…
by Christopher Hitchens –– Hitchens sink.
The Man With the Golden­ Typewriter
by Ian Fleming –– Bond paper.
My Life on the Road
by Gloria Steinem –– Traveling a broad.
The Bassoon King
by Rainn Wilson –– Rainn, Rainn, go away.
The Witches
by Stacy Schiff –– Salem's lot.
by Warren Zanes –– Petty farce.
Destiny and Power
by John Meacham –– GW bitch.
Killing a King
by Dan Ephron –– Rabin lunatic.
Almost Interesting
by David Spade –– David spayed.
Notorious RBG by Irin Carmon & Shana Knizhnik –– Ruth Badder Ginzburg.
M Train
by Patti Smith –– Patti hurts.
Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink by Elvis Costello –– Elvis depressley.
A More Perfect Union by Ben Carson M.D. –– Kitsch Carson.
The Outsider by Frederick Forsyth –– And stay out!
A Common Struggle by Patrick J. Kennedy –– Teddy boy.
The Courage to Act by Ben Bernanke –– Fed ex.
Saving Capitalism by Robert B. Reich –– Rescue dog.
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things by Jenny Lawson –– Merry, merry, quite contrary.
In This Together by Ann Romney –– Mid-Romney.
The Art of Memoir by Mary Karr –– I remember drama.
In Deep South by Paul Theroux –– And shit.
But Enough About Me by Burt Reynolds –– Burt and earnest.
Dear Mr. You by Mary-Louise Parker –– Mary-Louise, pour-quoi?
The Wind in the Reeds by Wendell Pierce –– The Wire transfer.
Wildflower by Drew Barrymore –– Don’t pick it.
by Dick Cheney & Liz Cheney –– Liz toiler & Dick burden.
Once in a Great City by David Maraniss –– Nothin' Detroit.
Vigilance by Ray Kelly –– Kelly blew book.
Never Enough: Donald Trump and the Pursuit of Success by Michael D’Antonio –– Enough already!

Why Not Me? by Mindy Kaling –– 240 bound reasons.
Killing Reagan by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Duggard –– Ron down.
How’s Your Faith
by David Gregory –– Dick Gregory.
Time to Get Tough: Make America Great Again!
by Donald J. Trump –– Trump stake.
by Chrissie Hynde –– Pretender trap.
It IS About Islam: Exposing the Truth About ISIS, Al Qaeda, Iran, and the Caliphate
by Glenn Beck –– Beck and crawl.
Adios America
by Ann Coulter –– Hell and farewell.
Plunder and Deceit
by Mark R. Levin –– His CV.
You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)
by Felicia Day –– Web feat.
Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari –– Venereal Aziz.
A Full Life: Reflections at Ninety by Jimmy Carter –– Gray nineties.
My Fight/Your Fight
by Rhonda Rousey –– Lousey.
Down the Rabbit Hole by Holly Madison –– My bunny lies over the ocean.
Barbarian Days: A Surfing Life
by William Finnegan –– Finnegan's wake.
Voices in the Ocean: A Journey into the Wild and Haunting World of Dolphins
by Susan Casey –– Yuck fin.
The Gratitude Diaries
by Janice Kaplan –– No thanks.
Let’s Be Less Stupid
by Patricia Marx –– You go first.
Between the World and Me
by Ta-Neishi Coates –– Trenched Coates.
Being Nixon: A Man Divided
by Evan Thomas –– Dick nixing.
One Man Against the World by Tim Weiner –– Frosts Nixon.
Sick in the Head: Conversations About Life and Comedy
by Judd Apatow –– Lav riot.
Happily Ali After by Ali Wentworth –– Ali Blah-blah.
Primates of Park Avenue
by Wednesday Martin Ph.D. –– Monkey bitchness.
The Road to Character by David Brooks –– Babbling Brooks.
Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX, and the Quest for a Fantastic Future by Ashlee Vance –– You Musk be kidding.
And the Good News Is… by Dana Perino –– Cheery bomb.
Bill O’Reilly’s Legends and Lies: The Real West by Bill O’Reilly –– A Crockett shit.
A Lucky Life Interrupted by Tom Brokaw –– The pawn Brokaw.
Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania
by Erik Larson –– Sinker pitch.
It’s a Long Story by Willie Nelson –– Doobieous.
Hope: A Memoir of Survival in Cleveland
by Amanda Berry –– Detaineek!
The Book of Joan by Melissa Rivers
–– Joan of Ugh.
On the Move
by Oliver Sacks –– Sad Sacks.
Hold Still
by Sally Mann –– The Mann act.
When to Rob a Bank
by Steven D.Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner –– Handy swipes.
The Wright Brothers by David McCullogh –– Wingdinged.
Clinton Cash by Peter Schweizer –– Dollars Bill.
After the Tall Timber by Renata Adler –– Renata addled.
Spinster: Making a Life of One’s Own by Kate Bolick –– Craft singles.
Operation Nemesis by Eric Bogosian –– Carving Armenians.
by Jon Krakauer –– Do’h Montana.
A Fine Romance by Candice Bergen –– Can diss.
So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson –– The tweet from the chaff.
Inside the Army of Terror by Michael Weiss and Hassan Hassan –– Hassan a chance.
The Natty Professor by Tim Gunn –– Does it dorky style.
Becoming Steve Jobs by Brent Schlender and Rick Tetzeli –– Apple polisher.
The Contender b
y Michael Shnayerson –– Cuomo está.
Sherman’s Ghosts
by Matthew Carr –– March madness.
Dead Wake
by Erik Larson –– Laid out.
H is for Hawk by Helen MacDonald –– Eat prey, love.
The Great Leader and the Fighter Pilot by Blaine Harden –– Kim bombing fluid.
Every Day I Fight
by Stuart Scott –– Ded Scott.
Girl in a Band
by Kim Gordon –– Sonic goof.
by Barney Frank –– Frank incensed.
Where You Go Is Not Who You’ll Be
by Frank Bruni –– Admission impossible.
Our Kids: The American Dream in Crisis
by Robert D.Putnam –– Children of a lesser wad.
Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind
by Yuval Noah Harari –– From Ape to Zzzz.
17 Carnations: The Royals, the Nazis and the Biggest Cover-up in History
by Andrew Morton –– Windsor Nazi.
Believer: My Forty Years in Politics
by David Axelrod –– Obama pilot.
Einstein: His Life and Universe by Walter Isaacson –– Spatial ed.
10% Happier
by Dan Harris ––90% crappier.
No Hero: The Evolution of a Navy SEAL
by Kevin Maurer –– Cub what may.
You Can’t Make This Up
by Al Michaels –– Unless you’re totally full of shit.
As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride
by Cary Elwes –– Small tales.
The Great Reformer
by Austen Overweigh –– Pope’s knows.
Deep Down Dark by Héctor Tobar –– Mined games.
Jeter Unfiltered by Derek Jeter –– Oily Derek.
Small Victories: Spotting Improbable Moments of Grace by Anne Lamott –– Bless then zero.
The Keeper by Tim Howard –– Goal-oriented.
Food: A Love Story
by Jim Gaffigan –– Fat checker.
Dreamers and Deceivers
by Glenn Beck –– Beck-slapper.
Becoming Richard Pryor
by Scott Saul –– Pryor offenses.
Selected Letters of Norman Mailer
by Norman Mailer –– Bunk Mailer.
Tennessee Williams: Mad Pilgrimage of the Flesh
by John Lahr –– Tennessee faults.
I Must Say by Martin Short –– Short fall.
Brief Encounters by Dick Cavett –– Dick caveat.
Hope by Richard Zoglin –– Bob seeker.
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow: My Life by Sophia Loren –– Sectional Sophia.
So, Anyway… by John Cleese –– Fawlty memory.
True Love by Jennifer Lopez –– Booty camp.
41: A Portrait of My Father
by George W. Bush –– Junior mess.
The Filthy Truth
by Andrew Dice Clay –– Craps out.
Watch Me
by Anjelica Huston –– Huston taxes.
The Andy Cohen Diaries
by Andy Cohen –– Prefer Cohen of silence.
The Stranger
by Chuck Todd –– Oddbama.
What If? by Randall Munroe –– Explain and fancy.
Killing Patton by Martin Dugard –– General malaise.
Respect by David Ritz –– Aretha madness.
All the Truth Is Out by Matt Bai –– Of this.
Jesus on Trial by David Limbaugh –– Swears to tell truth to self.
Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol –– Hopeless solo.
Waking Up
by Sam Harris –– Snooze story.
Not My Father’s Son
by Alan Cumming –– Cumming apart.
Worthy Fights
by Leon Panetta –– Kinks of Leon.
The Secret History of Wonder Woman
by Jill Lepore –– Amazon primed.
by Jian Ghomeshi –– Submission creep.
In the Spirit of Monte Carlo
by Pamela Fiori –– Grace anatomy.
All Things Possible
by Andrew Cuomo –– Except a credible political memoir.
Spoiled Brats by Simon Rich –– Bitchy Rich.
Bad Paper: Chasing Debt from Wall Street to the Underworld by Jake Halpern –– Debt’s all, folks.
The News Sorority by Sheila Weller –– Anchors awry.
The Innovators by Walter Isaacson –– Tick tech tote.
13 Hours: The Inside Account of What Really Happened in Benghazi by Mitchell Zuckoff –– Embassy row.
The Invisible Front: Love and Loss in an Era of Endless War by Yochi Dreazen –– KIA soul.
Zero to One
by Peter Thiel –– Rates itself.
Being Mortal by Atul Gawande
–– Dying to read it.
Yes Please
by Amy Poehler –– The Poehler expressed.

Another Side of Bob Dylan by Victor Maymudes –– The back.
Not That Kind of Girl
by Lena Dunham –– Y’know, funny and smart.
The Short and Tragic Life of Robert Peace
by Jeff Hobbs –– Peace out.
World Order by Henry Kissinger –– Unrealpolitik.
Off the Sidelines by Kristen Gillibrand –– Mack Senate.
The History of Rock 'n' Roll in Ten Songs by Greil Marcus –– Cuts and dried.
Agent Storm by Morten Storm –– Topical Storm.
Hack Attack by Nick Davies –– He strikes again.
Diary of a Mad Diva
by Joan Rivers –– Can we balk?
The First Family Detail
by Ronald Kessler –– Secrete service.
The Invisible Bridge: The Fall of Nixon and The Rise of Reagan by Rick Pearlstein –– Ron weaselly.
Taking the Lead: Lessons from a Life in Motion
by Derek Hough –– Houghin’ it.
The Teacher Wars
by Dana Goldstein –– Class struggle.
Cosby: His Life and Times
by Mark Whitaker –– Cos play.
Thimerosal: Let the Science Speak by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. & Mark Hyman –– There autist be a law.
Bad Feminist
by Roxane Gay –– A near Ms.
Clinton Inc.
by Daniel Halper –– Hillzapoppin’.
America: Imagine a World Without Her by Dinesh D’Souza –– D’Souza phony.
The Nixon Tapes: 1971-1972
by Douglas Brinkley and Luke Nichter –– Erase riot.
The Nixon Defense
by John W. Dean –– Dick deep.
The Mockingbird Next Door: Life with Harper Lee by Marja Mills –– Lee genes.
A Spy Among Friends by Ben MacIntyre –– Philby cheese stakes.
Excellent Sheep
by William Deresiewicz –– Ivy leakers.
Becoming Freud
by Adam Phillips –– Siggy pop.
Blood Feud: The Clintons vs. the Obamas
by Edward Klein –– The bicker, the better.
How Not to Be Wrong
by Jordan Ellenberg –– Skip this.
Special Heart
by Bret Baier –– Baier aspirant.
Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America
by John Waters –– Thumb sucker.
One Nation: What We Can All Do to Save America's Future by Ben Carson M.D. –– Carson dully.
Think Like a Freak by Steven D. Levitt –– Freak credit report.
Good Call: Reflections on Faith, Family, and Fowl by Jase Robertson –– Foul.
The Good Spy: The Life and Death of Robert Ames by Kai Bird –– Amesless.
Hard Choices by Hillary Clinton –– Liket Bill’s to cheat?
Tibetan Peach Pie by Tom Robbins –– Rotten Robbins.
James Madison by Lynne Cheney –– As I remember him.
Let’s Just Say It Wasn’t Pretty by Diane Keaton –– Annie hell.
The Most Dangerous Animal of All by Gary L. Stewart –– Father knows beast.
Unbreak My Heart by Toni Braxton –– Unpull my leg.
Brunette Ambition
by Lea Michele –– Brown baggy.
Sons of Wichita
by Daniel Schulman –– Koch suckers.

Stress Test: Reflections on Financial Crises by Timothy Geithner –– TARP pit.
President Me
by Adam Carolla –– Prez release.
Can’t We Talk About Something More Pleasant
by Roz Chast –– Instead of my drawing ability.
The Closer
by Mariano Rivera –– Save it.
Capital in the Twenty-First Century by Thomas Piketty –– Capital punishment.
A Fighting Chance by Elizabeth Warren –– Warren buffets.
Players First: Coaching from the Inside out by John Calipari –– Coach class.
No Place to Hide by Glenn Greenwald –– Guardian a-holes.
Living With a Wild God by Barbara Ehrenreich –– Goad Daddy.
Everybody’s Got Something
by Robin Roberts — But not necessarily cancer.
Face the Music by Paul Stanley –– KISS of death.
Thrive: The Third Metric to Redefining Success and Creating a Life of Well-Being, Wisdom, and Wonder
by Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington –– A huffing ton.
The Divide
by Matt Taibbi –– Fat scratch fever.
Marry Smart
by Susan Patton –– Snag, snag, snag.
by Adam Begley –– Rabbit would retch.
Sous Chef
by Michael Gibney –– Run around Sous.
Love Life
by Rob Lowe –– Raw blow.
Flash Boys by Michael Lewis –– Flash ’n' the pain.
Uganda Be Kidding Me by Chelsea Handler –– Chelsea lamely.
10% Happier by Dan Harris –– 90% more miserable.
The Promise of a Pencil by Adam Braun –– In your eye.
Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You
by Greg Gutfeld –– Square rut.
The Story of the Jews: Finding the Words 1000 BC-1492 AD by Simon Schama –– Hebrew notional.
You Must Remember This
by Robert Wagner –– Because I can’t.
Jesus: A Pilgrimage
by James Martin –– Easter charade.
by Brigid Schulte –– Underwhelmed.
John Wayne: The Life and Legend
by Scott Eyman –– John Wayne gassy.
Where Nobody Knows Your Name: Life In the Minor Leagues of Baseball by John Feinstein –– Not A ball.
House of Outrageous Fortune by Michael Gross –– Central Park Worst.
Blood Will Out
by Walter Kirn –– Anemic.
The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History
by Elizabeth Kolbert –– Extinct bomb.
One Way Out: The Inside History of the Allman Brothers Band by Alan Paul –– Whipping posts.
HRC: State Secrets and the Rebirth of Hillary Clinton –– To Hill and back.
Young Money by Kevin Roose –– Bucks naked.
The Future of the Mind by Michio Kaku –– Kakumamie.
Call Me Burroughs by Barry Miles –– Outer Burroughs.
Glitter and Glue
by Kelly Corrigan –– Litter and goo.
The Party’s Over: How the Extreme Right Hijacked the GOP and I Became a Democrat
by Charlie Crist –– Crist crossed.
All Joy and No Fun: The Paradox of Modern Motherhood by Jennifer Senior
–– Mater D.
This Is the Story of a Happy Marriage
by Ann Patchett –– Trying to Patchett up.
My Life in Middlemarch by Rebecca Mead –– Eliot mess.
My Age of Anxiety
by Scott Stossel –– Nervous in disservice.
The Loudest Voice in the Room by Gary Sherman –– Won’t cure what Ailes you.
Your Life Calling by Jane Pauley –– Hang up.
Love & War by Mary Matalin & James Carville –– Opposites detract.
One More Thing by B.J. Novak –– Dim Novak.
Rita Moreno: A Memoir by Rita Moreno –– Latina feh.
Brainstorm: The Power and Purpose of the Teenage Brain by Daniel J. Siegel –– Through think and thin.

Miracles and Massacres by Glenn Beck –– Little pig horn.
by Robert Gates –– Dowdy Duty.
Ping-Pong Diplomacy by Nicholas Griffin –– Paddle pushers.
Windfall: The Booming Business of Global Warming by McKenzie Funk –– Grand Funk railroads.
The Fat Lady Sang by Robert Evans –– Dull Evans.
Little Failure by Gary Shteyngart –– Don’t be modest –– it’s huge.
Johnny Cash: The Life by Robert Hilburn –– Fulsome prison blues.
American Mirror
by Deborah Solomon –– Rockwell cant.
The Kid: The Immortal Life of Ted Williams
by Ben Bradlee Jr. –– Kid vicious.
Double Down
by John Heilemann –– It’s really depressing.

A Story Lately Told by Anjelica Huston –– Huston rocks it.
I Am Malala by Malala Yousafzai –– Talibanned in Waziristan.
40 Chances: Finding Hope in a Hungry World
by Howard G. Bufffett –– Mini Buffett.
Days of Fire: Bush and Cheney in the White House
by Peter Baker –– Burning Bush.
Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas by Sara Palin –– Gassy Noël.
Wild Tales: A Rock & Roll Life by Graham Nash –– Grim Nash.
Americana: The Kinks, the Riff, the Road by Ray Davies –– Kink con.
Eminent Hipsters by Donald Fagen –– Steely damn.
Dr. J: The Autobiography by Julius Erving –– Dunkin’ don’ts.
Johnny Carson by Henry Bushkin –– Shears Johnny.
Things That Matter by Charles Krauthammer –– To a miserable human being.
The Reason I Jump by Naoki Higashida –– A loud noise?
Song of Spider-man by Glenn Berger –– Web willies.
Simple Dreams: A Musical Memoir by Linda Ronstadt –– Blue bio.
Double Down: Game Change 2012 by Mark Halperin & John Heilemann –– Mitt life crisis.
The Bully Pulpit by Doris Kearns Goodwin –– She adore Roosevelt.
Camelot’s Court by Robert Dallek –– Kennedy-space-centered.
Heart by Dick Cheney –– Out of aorta.
Autobiography by Morrissey –– Mope springs eternal.
Orr: My Story by Bobby Orr –– Sticks and stones.
Still Foolin’ Em by Billy Crystal –– Crystal method.
Thank You for Your Service by David Finkel –– All vet.
Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman –– Piddle Paddle.
One Summer: America 1927 b
y Bill Bryson –– Lindy flop.
The Smartest Kids in the World
by Amanda Ripley –– Lessons the blow.
Killing Jesus
by Bill O'Reilly and Martin Dugard –– Doesn't quite nail it.
David and Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell –– Ass in a sling.
Tip and the Gipper
by Chris Matthews –– Reagangnomic.
Si-Cology 1
by Si Robertson with Mark Schlabach –– Sigh-cology.
The Liberty Amendments by Mark R. Levin –– Levin scummy.
Salinger by David Shields & Shane Salerno –– Hermit crab. Gulp.: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal by Mary Roach –– Readers digest.
by Laura Hillenbrand –– String of clichés.
Exposed by Jane Velez-Mitchell –– Hil-Arias.
Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth by Reza Aslan –– The Christian error.
This Town by Mark Leibovich –– DC comics.
Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and Legacy as the Duck Commander by Mark Schlabach –– Sad, sad, sad.
Lawrence in Arabia by Scott Lawrence –– T.E., tee hee.
Manson by Jeff Guinn –– Charlie woes.
Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls by David Sedaris –– Insulint.
These Few Precious Days: The Final Year of Jack with Jackie by Christopher Andersen –– Prior to Jack in the box.
The Telling Room
by Michale Paterniti –– Paterniti snoot.
Dad is Fat
by Jim Gaffigan –– Mostly in the head area.
More Meta Blues
by Ahmir ‘Questlove’ Thompson –– Roots cause.
That’s Not Funny, That’s Sick
by Ellin Stein –– Lampoon tang.
Eleven Rings
by Phil Jackson –– Hoops!… I did it again.
The Way of the Knife
by Mark Mazzetti –– Cut rate.
Cooked: A Natural History of Transformation
by Michael Pollan –– Locovore.

The Unwinding: An Inner History of the New America by George Packer –– The last wound-up.
The Art of Controversy by Victor Navasky –– Doodle bugs.
My Foot Is Too Big for the Glass Slipper by Gabrielle Reece –– But it fits in your mouth.
My Inappropriate Life: Some Material Not Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults by Heather McDonald –– Or creatures with opposable thumbs.
Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar by Kelly Oxford –– Like this book!
A Curious Man: The Strange and Brilliant Life of Robert "Believe It or Not!" Ripley by Neal Thompson –– Freak credit report.
The Friedkin Connection
by William Friedkin –– Friedkin' ridiculous.
Who Owns the Future?
by Jaron Lanier –– Google, but they’re just leasing.
Detroit: An Autopsy by Charlie LeDuff –– No Mo'town.
Vagina: A Biography by Naomi Wolff –– Cooze and ahs.

Attempting Normal by Marc Maron –– A stab in the dork.
Bad Pharma: How Drug Companies Mislead Doctors and Harm Patients by Ben Goldacre –– Pharma cysts.
Country Girl by Edna O’Brien –– Lassie come home.
Saving Justice: Watergate, the Saturday Night Massacre, and Other Adventures of a Solicitor General by Robert Bork –– Break in bad.
Top of the Morning by Brian Stelter –– Lauer expectations.
Waiting to be Heard
by Amanda Knox –– Knoxious.
Roger Ailes: Off Camera
by Zev Charles –– And rocker.
Out of Order: Stories from the History of the Supreme Court
by Sandra Day O'Connor –– Lazy Justice.
Lean In by Sheryl Sandberg –– Lean in mean?

I Can Barely Take Care of Myself by Jen Kirkman –– Unbearable.
It’s All Good: Delicious Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great
by Gwyneth Paltrow –– Gwynnie, the poo.
The Honest Life: Living Naturally and True to You
by Jessica Alba –– Alba dross.
Skinny Bitch: Home, Beauty & Style: A No-Nonsense Guide to Cutting the Crap Out of Your Life for a Better Body and a Kinder World
by Kim Barnouin –– Skinny dip.
My Beloved World
by Sonia Sotomayor –– Justice is bland.
Why Priests? by Garry Wills –– Because lay pederasts would be jailed.
Killing Kennedy: The End of Camelot by Martin Dugard –– Jack splat.
Francona: The Red Sox Years by Terry Francona –– Sox puppets.
Coolidge by Amity Shlaes –– Cal’s state.
The Richard Burton Diaries by Richard Burton –– The Burton of proof.100 proof.
Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief by Lawrence Wright –– Cruise control.
The Future: Six Drivers of Global Change by Al Gore –– Screwy Drivers.
Hitmaker by Tommy Mottola –– That’s Hit with an S.
The Soundtrack of My Life
by Clive Davis –– Batty Davis.
Long Shot
by Mike Piazza –– Because there was so much dope in the syringe.
Rod by Rod Stewart–– And stuff.
All In: the Education of General David Petraues by Paula Broadwell –– Apparently he was.
Total Recall by Arnold Schwarzenegger –– The rutting man.
Who I Am by Pete Townshend –– What me care?