LITERATURE

FICTION

The Girl in the Eagle’s Talons by Karen Smirnoff –– Gets carried away.
Masters of Death
by Olivia Blake –– Off kill tour.


The Breakaway by Jennifer Weiner –– Break off.
The Five-Star Weekend
by Elin Hilderbrand –– Yelp!
The Covenant of Water by Abraham Verghese –– Jam pact.
Happy Place by Emily Henry –– Woo who?
Hello Beautiful by Ann Napolitano –– SOB sisters.
Yellowface by R.F. Huang –– Down East.
Lady Tan’s Circle of Women by Lisa See –– Tan trick sucks.
All the Sinners Bleed
by S.A. Crosby –– Bloody awful.
The Ferryman
by Justin Cronin –– Exit poling.
Victory City
by Salman Rushdie –– Which way the win blows.

This Bird Has Flown by Susanna Hoffs –– Wing nuts.
Double or Nothing
by Kim Sherwood –– Nothing.
Fairy Tale by Stephen King –– King of harsh.
The Boys from Biloxi by John Grisham –– Biloxi bruise.
Mad Honey by Jodi Picoult –– Beecalmed.
Babel by R.F. Kuang –– Babel yarn.
The Marriage Portrait by Maggie O’Farrell –– Bride eyed.
A World of Curiosities by Louise Penny –– Penny anti.
Going Rogue
by Janet Evanovich –– Rogue hazard.
Dreamland
by Nicholas Sparks –– Snooze festers.


Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kingsolver –– Snake shack.
Our Missing Hearts
by Celeste Ng –– Sump pump.
All Good People Here
by Ashley Flowers –– Ends swell.
Wrong Place, Wrong Time
by Gillian McCallister –– Wrong book.
The Challenge by Danielle Steele –– Finishing this.
Overkill
by Sandra Brown –– Die later.
The It Girl by Ruth Ware –– No Ware man.
Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin –– Creeps in its petty pace.
Heat 2
by Michael Mann –– Reheat.
Sparring Partners
by John Grisham –– Punching brags.
Meant to Be by Emily Griffin –– Blue in the Fates.
The Summer Place by Jennifer Weiner –– Cape Codpiece.
This Time Tomorrow by Emma Straub –– Daily beast.
Run, Rose, Run by Dolly Parton & James Patterson –– But wear a sports bra.
Boom Town by Garrison Keillor –– Rat.
Remarkably Bright Creatures
by Shelby Van Pelt –– Will avoid.
The Homewreckers
by Mary Kay Andrews –– Domestic blitz.
Sea of Tranquility
by Emily St. John Mandel –– Moon baseless.
The Paris Apartment
by Lucy Foley –– Nothing flat.
Book of Night by Holly Black –– Bedside lump.
The Investigator by John Sandford –– Sandford and scum.
Lessons in Chemistry
by Bonnie Garmus –– Test tube booby.
One Italian Summer
by Rebecca Searle –– Giugno awards.
City on Fire
by Don Winslow –– Spark notes.
The Candy House
by Jennifer Egan –– Candy con.
The School for Good Mothers
by Jessamine Chan –– Maternal combustion.
State of Terror
by Hillary Rodham Clinton & Louise Penny –– Hill hath no fury.
Call Us What We Carry: Poems by Amanda Gorman –– Totes adorbs.
The Judge’s List by John Grisham –– Not docket science.
The Stranger in the Lifeboat by Mitch Albom –– Either/oar.

The Lincoln Highway by Amor Towles –– Wet Towles.
Go Tell the Bees That I Am Gone by Diana Gabaldon –– Honey don’t.
Wish You Were Here
by Jodi Picoult –– Sorry I am.
Project Hail Mary
by Andy Weir –– A bomb.
The Wish
by Nicholas Sparks –– He washy.
Harlem Shuffle by Colson Whitehead –– Drags its feet.
Apples Never Fall by Liane Moriarity –– Apple jack.
Cloud Cuckooland by Anthony Doerr –– Cumulo numb us.
The Last Graduate by Nomi Novik –– Grad pits.
The Jailhouse Lawyer by James Patterson & Nancy Allen –– Writs cracker.
Beautiful World, Where Are You by Sally Rooney –– Mucky Rooney.
Bewilderment
by Richard Powers –– Confusers the issue.
The Man Who Died Twice
by Richard Osman –– Double down.
The Santa Suit
by Mary Kay Andrews –– Santa crudes.
A Slow Fire Burning
by Paula Hawkins –– Forever ember.
Billy Summers
by Stephen King –– Silly bummers.
The Last Thing He Told Me by Laura Dave –– ‘The ending stinks.’
We Were Never Here by Andrea Bartz –– Referring to my bookshelf.
The Paper Palace by Miranda Cowley Heller –– Cape clod.
Black Ice by Brad Thor –– Not too slick.
Blind Tiger by Sandra Brown –– Striped bastard.
The Cellist
by Daniel Silva –– Bow laggard.
Malibu Rising
by Taylor Jenkins Reid –– Coast protocol.
Not a Happy Family
by Shari Lapena –– Are they ever?
We Are the Brennans
by Tracey Lange –– Wall-to-wall Brennan.
Once There Were Wolves
by Charlotte McConaghy –– Howly shit.
The Turnout
by Megan Abbott –– The turnoff.
Afterparties: Stories
by Anthony Veasna So –– So not worth it.
The Bench
by Meghan Markle –– Bench depress.
Sooley
by John Grisham –– Soo-ey!
The Hill We Climb by Amanda Gorman –– Could be verse.
A Gambling Man by David Baldacci –- Craps out.
The Four Winds by Kristin Hannah –– Really blows.
Whereabouts by Jhumpa Lahiri –– Nowhere, man.
Ocean Prey by John Sandford –– Old chum.
Distant Shore
by Karen Kingsbury –– Not so shore.
Klara and the Sun
by Kazuo Ishiguro –– Klara bull.
Trio
by William Boyd –– Three squares.
The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab –– Lash LaRue.
The Push by Ashley Audrain –– Give.

Before She Disappeared by Lisa Gardner –– Vanishing scream.
The Midnight Library by Matt Haig –– Unlit crit.
The Scorpion’s Tale by Douglas Preston & Lee Childs –– Stings getting you down?
The Return
by Nicholas Sparks –– Not you again!
Ready Player Two
by Ernest Cline –– Virtual signaling.
A Time For Mercy
by John Grisham –– So no more books?
Troubled Blood
by Robert Galbraith –– Strike’s sour note.
The Searcher by Tana French –– Lost and founders.
The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett –– Visibly slacken.
The Evening and the Morning by Ken Follett –– Mid-daze.


One by One by Ruth Wares –– Wares you out.
Anxious People by Fredrik Backman –– Nervous nullities.
Transcendent Kingdom
by Yaa Gyasi –– Ghana girl.
Fifty Words for Rain
by Asha Lemmie –– Lemmie outta here!
Piranesi
by Susanna Clarke –– Spell dreck.
The Guest List
by Lucy Foley –– Disinvite yourself.
All the Devils Are Here
by Louise Penny –– Kids in the Hell.
To Sleep in a Sea of Stars
by Christopher Paolini –– Wet dream.
Dear Child
by Romy Hausmann –– Child pouf.
Memoirs and Misinformation
by Jim Carrey –– Carreyed away.
If It Bleeds by Stephen King –– It leaks.
Hello, Summer by Mary Kay Andrews –– Lies in the sun.
Big Summer by Jennifer Weiner –– Hot dignity dog.
Camino Winds by John Grisham –– Tail Winds.
The 20th Victim by James Patterson & Maxine Pietro –– One perp customer.
All Adults Here by Emma Straub –– Growners.
Rodham
by Curtis Sittenfield –– Rotthen.
Walk the Wire
by David Baldacci –– Wire we even bothering?
The Book of Longings
by Sue Monk Kidd –– Forty achers and a mewl.
Someone Like You
by Karen Kingsbury –– Might fall for this.
A Good Neighborhood by Therese Anne Fowler –– 'Burb blanc.
Devoted
by Dean Koontz –– Least likely to succeed.
The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires
by Grady Hendrix –– Chicken-fried stakes.
Apeirogon
by Colum McCann –– Chuck McCann.
The Warsaw Protocol
by Steve Berry –– Bury Berry.
Coconut Layer Cake Murder by Joanne Fluke –– Icing hazard.
The Mirror and the Light
by Hilary Mantel –– Reflects poorly.
American Dirt
by Jeanine Cummins –– Grime novel.
A Long Petal of the Sea by Isabel Allende –– Petal to the meddle.
One Minute Out
by Mark Greaney –– I was awake for two.
Golden in Death by J.D. Robb –– Golden doodle.
The Sun Down Motel
by Simone St. James –– Dusk clerk.
The Other Mrs. by Mary Kubica –– This one misses.
Such a Fun Age
by Kiley Reid –– Woke is me.
The Holdout
by Graham Moore –– Jury poo.
Dear Edward
by Ann Napolitano –– Crashing bore.
Olive, Again
by Elizabeth Strout –– Olive harden.
The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern –– Lacks sparkle.
The Giver of Stars by Jojo Moyes –– I give 1/2.
Spy by Danielle Steel –– Steel trap.
Criss Cross by James Patterson –– Is he even repeating titles?
The Guardians
by John Grisham –– Of the fallacy.
The Night Fire
by Michael Connelly –– Bosch pit.
Agent Running in the Field by John le Carré –– Field and scream.
Blue Moon by Lee Child –– Child abuse.
Twisted Twenty-Six by Janet Evanovich –– Twisted shit stir.
Kiss the Girls and Make Them Cry by Mary Higgins Clark –– Clark blocker.
The Family Upstairs by Lisa Jewell –– Above reproach.
A Minute to Midnight
at David Baldacci –– Minute mouse.
The Rise of Magicks
by Nora Roberts –– Hokey pocus.
Red at the Bone by Jacqueline Woodson –– Bone tired.
The Dutch House
by Ann Patchett –– Soft Dutch.
Quichotte
by Salman Rushdie –– Quest side story.
Land of Wolves by Craig Johnson –– Howl and why.
The Stalking by Heather Graham –– Stuff ‘er.
Trick of the Light
by Stan Lee –– Lee wad.
The Test by Nathan Leamon –– Flunks.
The Institute
by Stephen King –– Quack study.
The Testaments by Margaret Atwood –– Handmade stale.
Cilka’s Journey by Heather Morris –– Brute camp.
Frankly in Love by David Yoon –– Yoon meh!
This Tender Land by William Kent Krueger –– Mild manured.
The World That We Knew by Alice Hoffman –– Sum of all spheres.
The Girl Who Lived Twice
by David Lagercrantz –– Double of nothing.
The Whisper Man
by Alex North –– I won’t hear of it.
Lethal Agent
by Vince Agent –– Don’t hold your breath.
Lady in the Lake
by Laura Lippman –– Baltimore stun.
Fleishman Is in Trouble
by Taffy Brodesser-Akner –– Fleishman’s yeasty.
City of Girls by Elizabeth Gilbert –– Sheworld.
Mrs. Everything by Jennifer Weiner –– Misses everything.

The Farm by Joanne Ramos –– Crop dusted.
Romanov by Nadine Brandes –– Romacom.
Lost Roses by Martha Hall Kelly –– Thorns of a dilemma.
The Big Kahuna by Janet Evanovich –– Atta poi.
Exhalation by Ted Chiang –– Short breather.
The Never Game by Jeffrey Deaver –– Match notes.
The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides –– Bed snores.
Normal People by Sally Rooney –– Regular gas.
Neon Prey
by John Sandford –– Prey misty for me.
Sunset Beach
by Mary Kay Andrews –– Mary Kay cosmetic.

The Guest Book by Sarah Blake –– Doesn’t register.
The Night Window
by Dean Koontz –– No pane, no gain.
Redemption
by David Baldacci –– Balderdashy.
Cari Mora
by Thomas Harris –– Mora less.
The Chef
by James Patterson & Max DiLallo –– Prepare for the worst.
Never Tell by Lisa Gardner –– Talk down, too.
Chocolate Cream Pie Murder by Joanne Fluke –– Pie-hole of crap.
The Border by Don Winslow –– Cross examination.
Nine Perfect Strangers by Liane Moriarty –– Putz unknown.
Liar Liar by James Patterson & Candice Fox –– Pens on fire.
Black Leopard, Red Wolf by Marlon James –– Afro plop.
Connections in Death
by J.D. Robb –– Missing links.
The Water Dancer
by Ta-Nehisi Coates –– Drips and drab.
Early Riser
by Jasper Fforde –– Blue Wales.
The Night Tiger
by Yangsze Choo –– Flimsy Choo.
The Last Romantics by Tara Conklin –– Isn't shit romantic?
An Anonymous Girl
by Greer Hendricks & Sarah Pekkanen –– Anon. entity.
The Only Woman in the Room by Marie Benedict –– Ughs Benedict.
The New Iberia Blues by James Lee Burke –– Swamp gash.
Verses for the Dead by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child –– Doesn’t get much Verses.

The Winter of the Witch by Katherine Arden –– Arden fast.
Through Fiery Trials
by David Weber –– Weber grills.
Fire and Blood
by George RR Martin –– RR, stop!
Long Road to Mercy
by David Baldacci –– Forgive us our ditz.
The Reckoning
by John Grisham –– Dead Reckoning.
Every Breath
by Nicholas Sparks –– Exhale and farewell.
Winter in Paradise by Elin Hildebrand –– Beach blanket bunco.
Alaskan Holiday by Debbie Macomber –– Frozen dickery.
The Clockmaker’s Daughter by Kate Morton –– Snorologist.
Holy Ghost by John Sanford –– Lacks Spirit.
When We Were Young by Karen Kingsbury –– Jejune bugs.
Killing Commendatore
by Haruki Murakami –– Slushi.
The Witch Elm
by Tana French –– Gnarly.
Unsheltered
by Barbara Kingsolver –– Too much exposition.
Cherry
by Nico Walker –– Pop fiction.
The Fall of Gondolin
by J.R.R. Tolkein –– Elvish freshly.
Labyrinth of the Spirits by Carlos Ruiz Zafón –– Guilt complex.
Sea Prayer by Khaled Hosseini –– Say émigrés.
Time’s Convert by Deborah Harkness –– Ticking point.
Juror #3 by James Patterson –– Thinking inside the box.

Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens –– Cray cray.
My Struggle
by Karl Ove Knausgaard –– Minor kampf.
Lethal White
by Robert Galbraith –– Rowling downhill.
Pieces of Her
by Karin Slaughter –– Choppy.
Tailspin
by Sandra Brown –– Out to plunge.
CoDex 1962
by Sjon –– CoDex pads.
The Outsider by Stephen King –– I’m outer here.
What We Were Promised by Lucy Tan –– Women swear daily.
All We Ever Wanted by Emily Griffin –– Wise achers.
Clock Dance by Anne Tyler –– Second hand book.

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NON-FICTION

Beyond the Story: 10-Year Record of BTS by BTS, Myeongseok Kang –– BTS D.
Adversity for Sale: Ya Gotta Believe by Jeezy –– Jeezy whiz.


Gambler : Secrets for a Life at Risk by Billy Walters –– Dice: a thousand deaths.
The Art Thief
by Michael Finkel –– Hits the canvas.
The Wager: A Tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny and Murder
by David Grann –– Plank check.
1964: Eyes of the Storm
by Paul McCartney –– Squall McCartney.
The Daddy Diaries
by Andy Cohen –– Pop Cohen.
Outlive: The Science & Art of Longevity by Peter Attia, MD –– Long live rot.
Pageboy by Elliott Page –– Ellen degenerates.
Better Living Through Birding by Christian Cooper –– Black birds.
The In-Between
by Hadley Vlahos, RN –– Near deaf experience.
The Book of Charlie
by David Von Drehle –– Charlie, hearse.

My Friend Anne Frank by Hannah Pick-Goslar –– Frankophile.
The Puppeteer
by Jason Chaffetz –– Jerk string.
What an Owl Knows
by Jennifer Ackerman –– Hoot cares.
Look for Me There
by Luke Russert –– Tiny Tim.
100 Places to See After You Die
by Ken Jennings –– Dumbbell jeopardy.
150 Bookstores You Need to Visit Before you Die
by Elizabeth Stamp –– Stamp of approval.
Humanly Possible
by Sarah Bakewell –– Half-baked.
Poverty, By America
by Matthew Desmond –– Poor excuses.
The Courage to Be Free by Ron DeSantis –– Free rage chicken.
It's OK to Be Angry About Capitalism by Bernie Sanders –– Slow Bernie.


Never Give an Inch by Mike Pompeo –– The last days of Pompeo.
Love, Pamela by Pamela Anderson –– Pamalot.
Spare by Prince Harry –– Spare me.
And There Was Light: Abraham Lincoln and the American Struggle by Jon Meacham –– Lincoln blinkin’ and nod.
The Song of the Cell by Siddhartha Mukherjee –– Cell at a loss.
An Immense World by Ed Yong –– Greatest show on dearth.
Cinema Speculation
by Quentin Tarantino –– Q tips.
Starry Messenger by Neil DeGrasse Tyson –– Sorry not Starry.
The Myth of Normal
by Gabor Maté MD –– Myth diagnosis.
The Philosophy of Modern Song
by Bob Dylan –– Composed heap.

The Light We Carry: Overcoming in Uncertain Times by Michelle Obama –– Illumine knotty.
Rest Is Resistance: A Manifesto
by Tricia Hersey –– Lazy writing.
Killing the Legends: The Lethal Danger of Celebrity
by Bill O’Reilly & Martin Dugard –– Legends of the fool.

The Revolutionary: Samuel Adams
by Stacy Schiff –– Pale ail.
Hold the Line: The Insurrection and One Cop's Battle for America's Soul
by Michael Fanone –– Rough rioters.
Dinners with Ruth
by Nina Totenberg –– Or Impartial, Shmimpartial!
Eliot After The Wasteland
by Robert Crawford –– Eliot nests.
Vacuuming in the Nude: And Other Ways to Get Attention
by Peggy Rowe –– Lust in the dust?
Life on the Mississippi
by Rinker Buck –– Rinker dinky doo.
Aurora: The Psychiatrist Who Treated the Movie Theater Killer Tells Her Story
by Dr. Lynne Fenton –– Aurora: boring all us.

Path Lit By Lightning: The Life of Jim Thorpe by David Maraniss –– Thorpe love and blunder.
America, a Redemption Story
by Senator Tim Scott –– Uncle Tom's gabbin'.
The Destructionists: The Twenty-Five Year Crack-Up of the Republican Party
by Dana Milbank –– Nihil harm strong.
What We Owe the Future
by William MacAskill ––Debt on arrival.
Diana, William, and Harry
by James Patterson –– Diana rigged.
Scenes From My Life
by Michael K. Williams –– Dead reckoning.
Breaking History: A White House Memoir
by Jared Kushner –– Breaking winded.
I’m Glad My Mom Died
by Jennette McCurdy –– Dead parent joke.
Speaking of Harpo
by Susan Fleming Marx –– Silent but dully.
Hollywood Ending: Harvey Weinstein and the Culture of Silence
by Ken Auletta –– Rape expectations.
Think Again by Adam Grant –– Babbling ideate.
Why We Did It by Tim Miller –– Toots one's own Trumpist.
Battle For the American Mind
by Pete Hegseth –– Pin heads.
Happy-Go-Lucky
by David Sedaris –– Carefreak.
The Office BFFs
by Jenna Fischer & Angela Kinsey –– Re: tired.
River of the Gods
by Candice Millard –– Nile in the coffin.
Secret City: The Hidden History of Gay Washington
by James Kirchick –– AC/DC?
Created Equal: The Painful Past, Confusing Present, and Hopeful Future of Race in America
by Ben Carson –– A confusing present.
The Man Who Broke Capitalism
by David Gelles –– Welch is on the deal.
Phil: The Rip-Roaring (and Unauthorized) Biography of Golf’s Most Colorful Superstar
by Alan Shipnuck –– Distracted driving.
The Palace Papers by Tina Brown –– Windsor snots.
Out of the Corner by Jennifer Grey –– Baby schleps.
Finding Me
by Viola David –– Lost me.
Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama
by Bob Odenkirk –– Unfunny unfunny unfunny sad.
Unmasked: My Life Solving America's Cold Cases
by Paul Holes –– Plot Holes.
This Will Not Pass: Trump, Biden, and the Battle for America's Future
by Jonathan Martin & Alexander Burns –– Like a gallstone.
Hello, Molly!
by Molly Shannon –– Molly twaddle.
The War on the West
by Douglas Murray –– All rightie.
Anna
by Amy Odell –– Wintour of our discontent.
I’ll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood
by Jessi Klein –– Let the door hit you.
Tough by Terry Crews –– Noogies.
Killing the Killers by O’Reilly & Martin Dugard –– Kill swish.
Serenity at 70, Gaiety at 80: Why You Should Keep On Getting Older
by Garrison Keillor –– Makes one consider alternative.
Liberalism and Its Discontents
by Francis Fukuyama –– Lib tardy.
A Sacred Oath: Memoirs of a Secretary of Defense During Extraordinary Times
by Mark T. Esper –– Oath creepers.
Ten Steps to Nanette
by Hannah Gadsby –– In clodhoppers.
Truly, Madly
by Stephen Galloway –– Mad Leigh.
One Damn Thing After Another: Memoirs of an Attorney General
by Bill Barr –– Sets a low Barr.
Blood, Sweat & Chrome: The Wild and True Story of ‘Mad Max: Fury Road'
by Kyle Buchanan –– Hardy knocks.
Watergate
by Garrett M. Graff –– Break-in wind.

Putting the Rabbit in the Hat by Brian Cox –– In your hat!
Free: A Child and a Country at the End of History
by Lea Ypi –– Ypi ki yay?
Here’s the Deal
by Kellyanne Conway –– Con away.
Enough Already
by Valerie Bertinelli –– One duh at a time.
Renegades Born in the USA
by Barack Obama & Bruce Springsteen –– Mic and icon.
The 1619 Project: A New Origin Story
by Nikole Hannah-Jones –– Bondage pawn.
The Beatles: Get Back
by The Beatles –– Let it be.
The Real Anthony Fauci
by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. –– Can’t keep its vaxx straight.
The President and the Freedom Fighter
by Brian Kilmeade –– Quirk Douglass.
These Precious Days: Essays
by Ann Patchett –– Patchett crazy.
The Dawn of Everything: A New History of Humanity by David Graeber & David Wengrow –– Onsettling.
The Book of Hope: A Survival Guide for Trying Times
by Jane Goodall–– Goodall Jane!
Robert E. Lee: A Life
by Allen C. Guelzo –– General so chicken.
The Chief's Chief
by Mark Meadows –– Chief sifting bull.
Republican Rescue
by Chris Christie –– Ass, O ass.
Both/And: A Life in Many Worlds
by Huma Abedin –– Neither/nor.
I'll Take Your Questions Now: What I Saw at the Trump White House
by Stephanie Grisham –– Depress corps.
Rationality
by Steve Pinker –– Rule of dumb.
There Is Nothing For You Here
by Fiona Hill–– Hill bullies.
No Cure For Being Human by Kate Bowler –– Wee the people.

Peril by Bob Woodward & Robert Costa –– Before swine.
The Baseball 100 by Joe Posnanski –– Lucky strikes.
Here, Right Matters by Alexander Vindman –– Vindmancation?
American Marxism by Mark Levin –– Levin on a shoestring.
The Authoritarian Moment by Ben Shapiro –– Hang a lefty.
Killing the Mob by Bill O’Reilly –– Bill of frights.
How I Saved the World by Jesse Watters –– Muddy Watters.
Putting It Together: How Stephen Sondheim and I Created "Sunday in the Park with George” by James Lapine –– Que Seurat, Seurat.
All the Frequent Troubles of Our Days: The True Story of the American Woman at the Heart of the German Resistance to Hitler by Rebecca Donner –– Frausy.
This Is Your Mind on Plants by Michael Pollan –– In a vegetative state.


I Alone Can Fix It by Carol Leonnig & Philip Rucker –– Spays their own way.
Frankly, We Did Win This Election’: The Inside Story of How Trump Lost
by Michael Bender –– Winning BigLie.
Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story
by Julie K. Brown –– Mud and Jeff.
Rememberings
by Sinead O’Connor –– Forgetits.
Notes on Grief
by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie –– Lamentable.
Yearbook
by Seth Rogen –– Most likely to suck seed.
Persist
by Elizabeth Warren –– More Pester.
What Happened to You?
by Oprah Winfrey & Bruce D. Perry –– Blunt farce trauma.
The Bomber Mafia
by Malcolm Gladwell –– Drops a load.
How Y’All Doing?
by Leslie Jordan –– The ribber Jordan.
Antitrust by Amy Klobuchar –– Suits to a tee.
Crying in H Mart
by Michelle Zauner –– Smart as a wimp.
The Code Breaker
by Walter Isaacson –– Gene foray.
Empire of Pain: The Secret History of the Sackler Dynasty
by Patrick Radden Keefe –– Sackler shit.
Out of Many One
by George W. Bush –– One bad portrait.
On the House: A Washington Memoir
by John Boehner –– Boehner: their existence.
Madame Speaker: Nancy Pelosi and the Lessons of Power
by Susan Page –– Nancy rue.
Philip Roth: The Biography
by Blake Bailey –– Part noise complaint.
Beautiful Things
by Hunter Biden –– Crack jokes.
Firebrand: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the MAGA Revolution
by Matt Gaetz –– Purely Gaetz.
The Beauty of Living Twice by Sharon Stone –– Sly and the familiar Stone.
Places of Mind by Edward Said
–– His Said of the story.
Consent by Vanessa Springora –– Rape and spillage.
Animal, Vegetable, Junk
by Mark Bittman –– Bit, man.
Just As I Am
by Cicely Tyson –– Was.
Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey –– Going, going, ganja.
Wintering: The Power of Rest and Retreat in Difficult Times
by Katherine May –– May December romance.
The Premonition: A Pandemic Story by Michael Lewis –– The foresight saga.
Let Me Tell You What I Mean
by Joan Didion –– Sense and senseless ability.
You'll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey by Amber Ruffin & Lacey Lamar –– Shoo Lacey.

The Doctors Blackwell: How Two Pioneering Sisters Brought Medicine to Women and Women to Medicine by Janice P. Nimura –– But what's it about?
Breath: The New Science of a Lost Art by James Nestor –– But no depth.
Saving Justice
by James Comey –– Comey again?
Having and Being Had
by Eula Biss –– Had enough?
Bag Man
by Rachel Maddow –– Sink to Agnew depths.
Uncomfortable Conversations With a Black Man
by Emmanuel Acho –– Nothing to sneeze at.
No One Asked for This
by Cazzie David –– Cazzie rustle.
The Promised Land
by Barack Obama –– Sweet home ol' Obama.
Cary Grant: A Brilliant Disguise
by Scott Eyman –– Archly Leach.
American Crisis
by Andrew Cuomo –– Briefing encounter.


The Man Who Ate Too Much by John Birdsall –– Bloat Beard.
His Very Best: Jimmy Carter, A Life
by Jonathan Alter –– Not good enough.
Blackout: How Black America Can Make Its Second Escape from the Democrat Plantation
by Candace Owens –– Alas in chains.
Caste
by Isabel Wilkerson –– Miss Caste.
Speaking for Myself
by Sarah Huckabee Sanders –– Thus spake Sarah through stir.
Live Free or Die
by Sean Hannity –– Liberty bull.
Everything Beautiful in Its Time
by Jenna Hager Bush –– When Bush comes to shove.
How to Be an Antiracist
by Ibram X. Kendi –– Backin’ Black.
Killing Crazy Horse by Bill O’Reilly –– Chief cooked and battle watcher.
Compromised
by Peter Strzok –– Strzok a false note.
His Truth Is Marching On: John Lewis and the Power of Hope
by Jon Meacham –– Pettus sounds.
Eat a Peach
by David Chang –– Da pêche mold.
Grounded: A Senator’s Lessons on Winning Back Rural America
by Jon Tester –– Tester your patience.
Three Ring Circus
by Jeff Pearlman –– Fraudy Laker.
Cubed
by Erno Rubik –– Twist and shout.
Where Law Ends: Inside the Mueller Investigation
by Andrew Weissmann –– Guller investigation.
Rage
by Bob Woodward –– Tape worm.
Disloyal
by Michael Cohen –– Fixer downer.

No Rules Rules: Netflix and the Culture of Reinvention by Reed Hastings –– Hastings pudding.
Melania & Me
by Stephanie Winston Wolkoff –– Marley wasn't such a bitch.
Burning Down the House
by Julian Zelizer –– All-Newt review.
The Room Where It Happened
by John Bolton –– Nuts and Bolton’s.
Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man
by Mary L. Trump –– Don and done.
Fortitude: American Resilience in the Era of Outrage
by Dan Crenshaw –– Patch work.
Resistance
by Tori Amos –– Resist.
Open Book
by Jessica Simpson –– Then immediately close.
The Rural Diaries
by Hilarie Burton –– Hicky thump.


Don’t Burn This Book by Dave Rubin –– Liberal boy lost.
Incomparable
by Brie Bella & Nikki Bella –– Bella dumber.
The House of Kennedy
by James Patterson –– Dud Kennedys.
The Lincoln Conspiracy by Brad Meltzer & Josh Mensch –– Phony Booth.
James Monroe: A Life
by Tim McGrath –– Maudlin Monroe.
Mr. Met: How a Sports-Mad Kid from Jersey Became Like Family to Generations of Big Leaguers
by Jay Horowitz –– Metza Metza.
Untamed
by Glennon Doyle –– Hog wild.
A Very Punchable Face
by Colin Jost –– Trouble features.
Joy at Work
by Marie Kondō & Scott Sonenshein –– In the Shitting Department.

I’m Your Huckleberry by Val Kilmer –– More dingleberry.
American Conservatism by Andrew J. Bacevich –– In memoriam.
Apropos of Nothing
by Woody Allen –– A poo poo of nothing.
The Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz
by Erik Larson –– Bunker hell.
Barry Sonnenfeld, Call Your Mother
by Barry Sonnenfeld –– Mensch in black.
A Very Stable Genius
by Philip Rucker & Carol Leonnig –– Like Mr. Ed.
You Never Forget Your First: A Biography of George Washington
by Alexis Coe –– Washington nits.
Dark Towers: Deutsche Bank, Donald Trump, and an Epic Trail of Destruction
by David Enrich –– German fudge.
Brother & Sister: A Memoir
by Diane Keaton –– Busted Keaton.
The Book of Delights by Ross Gay –– Gay: Enough!
Know My Name
by Chanel Miller –– Nope.
Profiles in Corruption: Abuse of Power by America's Progressive Elite
by Peter Schweizer –– By shnook or by crook?
Un-Trumping America
by Dan Pfeiffer –– Orange crush.
Until the End of Time
by Brian Green –– When you finish this.
Why We’re Polarized
by Ezra Klein –– Bears down.
On the Plain of Snakes
by Paul Theroux –– Snakes on a plain?
Crime in Progress: Inside the Steele Dossier and the Fusion GPS Investigation of Donald Trump
by Glenn Simpson & Peter Fritsch –– Con Fusion.
Homework
by Julie Andrews –– Less fun.
The Beautiful Ones
by Prince –– Sleepier Prince.

The Body: A Guide for Occupants by Bill Bryson –– Anatomy lessens.
The Way I Heard It by Mike Rowe –– Rowe bloat.
Finding Chika
by Mitch Albom –– Doom Chika doom.
Sam Houston & the Alamo Avengers
by Brian Kilmeade –– What in Sam Houston?
With All Due Respect
by Nikki Haley –– Due not respect.
Triggered: How The Left Thrives On Hate And Wants To Silence Us
by Donald Trump Jr. –– Or Roy Rogers’ horse?
Touched by the Sun: My Friendship with Jackie
by Carly Simon –– Jackie woe.
Long Way Home
by Cameron Douglas –– Crack Douglas.
Jay-Z: Made in America
by Michael Eric Dyson –– Dyson chicken nuggets.
Me by Elton John –– John d'oh.
Tough Love
by Susan Rice –– Rice erroneous.
Inside Out by Demi Moore –– Demi glazed.
The Book of Gutsy Women
by Chelsea Clinton & Hillary Clinton –– Gusty women.
Blowout by Rachel Maddow –– A flat tire.
Edison by Edmund Morris –– Smother of invention.
The Ride of a Lifetime
by Robert Iger –– Or Mr. Toady’s Wild Ride.
Talking to Strangers by Malcolm Gladwell –– Convo looted.
Call Sign Chaos
by Jim Mattis & Bing West –– Mattis of no importance.
Catch and Kill by Ronan Farrow –– Curse of the Farrow.

The Only Plane in the Sky by Garrett M. Graff –– Crash course.
Everything is Figureoutable
by Marie Forleo –– Except this.
The Education of an Idealist by Samantha Power –- Power trip.
Radicals, Resistance and Revenge
by Jeaninie Pirro –– Pirro wet.
Face It
by Debbie Harry –– Blondie and dead wood.
Year of the Monkey
by Patti Smith –– Smith and wussin'.
She Said: Breaking the Sexual Harassment Story That Helped Ignite a Movement
by Jodi Kantor & Megan Twohey –– Broad sides.
And How Are You, Dr. Sacks?
by Lawrence Weschler –– Sacks offender.
Three Women
by Lisa Taddeo –– Clit lit.
Permanent Record
by Edward Snowden –– Lard Snowden.


The Enemy of the People by Jim Acosta –– Trumped-up charges
Play Hungry by Pete Rose –– Rose bub.
Life to the Extreme by Ty Pennington –– Ty slick.
Songs of America by Jon Meacham & Tim McGraw –– Hums the word.
Full Count by David Cone –– Threw and through.
Maybe You Should Talk to Someone by Lori Gottlieb –– Therapy dog.
Upheaval: Turning Points for Nations in Crisis by Jared Diamond–– Diamond on the rough.
Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump by Rick Reilly –– Mulligan stupe.
What Do We Need Men For?: A Modest Proposal by E. Jean Carroll –– Living peen-free.
Furious Hours by Casey Cep –– Harp on Lee.
The Second Mountain
by David Brooks –– Up to no good.
Sacred Duty
by Tom Cotton –– Cotton briefs.
The British Are Coming
by Rick Atkinson –– Doters of the American Revolution.
The Pioneers
by David McCullough –– Settle down!
Baby, Don’t Hurt Me
by Chris Kattan –– Kattan mouse.
A Woman of No Importance
by Sonia Purnell –– Gets book she deserves.
Last Days at Hot Slit
by Andrea Dworkin –– Crotchety.
Howard Stern Comes Again
by Howard Stern –– Same old jerkoff.
Life Will Be the Death of Me
by Chelsea Handler –– Mortal goil.

The Making of a Justice by John Paul Stevens –– Bench warner.
Let Love Have the Last Word
by Common –– Semi-Common.
Becoming Dr. Seuss b
y Brian Jay Jones –– The pat in the flat.
The Mueller Report by The Washington Post –– Bob hopeless.
Mind Fixers by Anne Harrington –– Scrambled eggheads.
The Moment of Lift
by Melinda Gates –– Lift and separate.
The Hill to Die On
by Anna Palmer and Jake Sherman –– Pork slop Hill.
Capital Gaines
by Chip Gaines –– Chip and dip.
The Chief by Joan Biskupic –– Poky Roberts.
Our Man: Richard Holbrooke and the End of the American Century
by George Packer –– Dick tutorial.
The Uninhabitable Earth by David Wallace-Wells –– Fouled ball.
The Source of Self-Regard by Toni Morrison –– Egocatastrophe.
Spearhead by Adam Makos –– Misses the point.
I.M.: A Memoir
by Isaac Mizrahi –– Mizrahi loves company.
The Empire and the Five Kings
by Bernard-Henri Lévy –– French or foe?
The Threat by Andrew McCabe –– Threatbare.
Grateful American: A Journey from Self to Service
by Gary Sinise –– Sinise infection.
Maid: Hard Work, Low Pay, and a Mother's Will to Survive
by Stephanie Land –– Scrub-a-dumb-dumb.
The Trial of Lizzie Borden
by Cara Robertson –– Axe of violence.
Shortest Way Home by Pete Buttigieg –– South bent.
Parkland by Dave Cullen –– Plug-ugly.
Figuring
by Maria Popova –– Lezzie fare.
Merchants of Truth
by Jill Abraamson –– Carpin' copy.
Let Me Finish
by Chris Christie –– What's on your plate.
Factfulness
by Hans Rosling –– Gag real.
The Sopranos Sessions by Matt Zoller Seitz & Alan Sepinwall –– Look under the hood.
Nest of Vipers by Cliff Sims –– Ass Vipers.
Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari –– Hohum Sapiens.
Women Rowing North by Mary Pipher –– Oar not.

The First Conspiracy by Brad Meltzer –– Washington debris.
The Truths We Hold by Kamala Harris –– Harris twee.
Blowing the Bloody Doors Off
by Michael Caine –– Praising Caine.
Thanks a Lot Mr Kibblewhite: My Story
by Roger Daltrey –– Who cares.
Becoming
by Michelle Obama –– Unbecoming.
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
by Eric Idle –– Idle chatter.
The Library Book
by Susan Orlean –- Loaners.
Shade: A Tale of Two Presidents by Pete Souza –– Photo Obama.
This Will Only Hurt a Little by Busy Philipps –– Literary novocaine.
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondō –– Spruce goose.