NON-FICTION
The Doctors Blackwell: How Two Pioneering Sisters Brought Medicine to Women and Women to Medicine by Janice P. Nimura –– But what's it about?
Breath: The New Science of a Lost Art by James Nestor –– But no depth.
Saving Justice by James Comey –– Comey again?
Having and Being Had by Eula Biss –– Had enough?
Bag Man by Rachel Maddow –– Sink to Agnew depths.
Uncomfortable Conversations With a Black Man by Emmanuel Acho –– Nothing to sneeze at.
No One Asked for This by Cazzie David –– Cazzie rustle.
The Promised Land by Barack Obama –– Sweet home ol' Obama.
Cary Grant: A Brilliant Disguise by Scott Eyman –– Archly Leach.
American Crisis by Andrew Cuomo –– Briefing encounter.
The Man Who Ate Too Much by John Birdsall –– Bloat Beard.
His Very Best: Jimmy Carter, A Life by Jonathan Alter –– Not good enough.
Blackout: How Black America Can Make Its Second Escape from the Democrat Plantation by Candace Owens –– Alas in chains.
Caste by Isabel Wilkerson –– Miss Caste.
Speaking for Myself by Sarah Huckabee Sanders –– Thus spake Sarah through stir.
Live Free or Die by Sean Hannity –– Liberty bull.
Everything Beautiful in Its Time by Jenna Hager Bush –– When Bush comes to shove.
How to Be an Antiracist by Ibram X. Kendi –– Backin’ Black.
Killing Crazy Horse by Bill O’Reilly –– Chief cooked and battle watcher.
Compromised by Peter Strzok –– Strzok a false note.
His Truth Is Marching On: John Lewis and the Power of Hope by Jon Meacham –– Pettus sounds.
Eat a Peach by David Chang –– Da pêche mold.
Grounded: A Senator’s Lessons on Winning Back Rural America by Jon Tester –– Tester your patience.
Three Ring Circus by Jeff Pearlman –– Fraudy Laker.
Cubed by Erno Rubik –– Twist and shout.
Where Law Ends: Inside the Mueller Investigation by Andrew Weissmann –– Guller investigation.
Rage by Bob Woodward –– Tape worm.
Disloyal by Michael Cohen –– Fixer downer.
No Rules Rules: Netflix and the Culture of Reinvention by Reed Hastings –– Hastings pudding.
Melania & Me by Stephanie Winston Wolkoff –– Marley wasn't such a bitch.
Burning Down the House by Julian Zelizer –– All-Newt review.
The Room Where It Happened by John Bolton –– Nuts and Bolton’s.
Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man by Mary L. Trump –– Don and done.
Fortitude: American Resilience in the Era of Outrage by Dan Crenshaw –– Patch work.
Resistance by Tori Amos –– Resist.
Open Book by Jessica Simpson –– Then immediately close.
The Rural Diaries by Hilarie Burton –– Hicky thump.
Don’t Burn This Book by Dave Rubin –– Liberal boy lost.
Incomparable by Brie Bella & Nikki Bella –– Bella dumber.
The House of Kennedy by James Patterson –– Dud Kennedys.
The Lincoln Conspiracy by Brad Meltzer & Josh Mensch –– Phony Booth.
James Monroe: A Life by Tim McGrath –– Maudlin Monroe.
Mr. Met: How a Sports-Mad Kid from Jersey Became Like Family to Generations of Big Leaguers by Jay Horowitz –– Metza Metza.
Untamed by Glennon Doyle –– Hog wild.
A Very Punchable Face by Colin Jost –– Trouble features.
Joy at Work by Marie Kondō & Scott Sonenshein –– In the Shitting Department.
I’m Your Huckleberry by Val Kilmer –– More dingleberry.
American Conservatism by Andrew J. Bacevich –– In memoriam.
Apropos of Nothing by Woody Allen –– A poo poo of nothing.
The Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz by Erik Larson –– Bunker hell.
Barry Sonnenfeld, Call Your Mother by Barry Sonnenfeld –– Mensch in black.
A Very Stable Genius by Philip Rucker & Carol Leonnig –– Like Mr. Ed.
You Never Forget Your First: A Biography of George Washington by Alexis Coe –– Washington nits.
Dark Towers: Deutsche Bank, Donald Trump, and an Epic Trail of Destruction by David Enrich –– German fudge.
Brother & Sister: A Memoir by Diane Keaton –– Busted Keaton.
The Book of Delights by Ross Gay –– Gay: Enough!
Know My Name by Chanel Miller –– Nope.
Profiles in Corruption: Abuse of Power by America's Progressive Elite by Peter Schweizer –– By shnook or by crook?
Un-Trumping America by Dan Pfeiffer –– Orange crush.
Until the End of Time by Brian Green –– When you finish this.
Why We’re Polarized by Ezra Klein –– Bears down.
On the Plain of Snakes by Paul Theroux –– Snakes on a plain?
Crime in Progress: Inside the Steele Dossier and the Fusion GPS Investigation of Donald Trump by Glenn Simpson & Peter Fritsch –– Con Fusion.
Homework by Julie Andrews –– Less fun.
The Beautiful Ones by Prince –– Sleepier Prince.
The Body: A Guide for Occupants by Bill Bryson –– Anatomy lessens.
The Way I Heard It by Mike Rowe –– Rowe bloat.
Finding Chika by Mitch Albom –– Doom Chika doom.
Sam Houston & the Alamo Avengers by Brian Kilmeade –– What in Sam Houston?
With All Due Respect by Nikki Haley –– Due not respect.
Triggered: How The Left Thrives On Hate And Wants To Silence Us by Donald Trump Jr. –– Or Roy Rogers’ horse?
Touched by the Sun: My Friendship with Jackie by Carly Simon –– Jackie woe.
Long Way Home by Cameron Douglas –– Crack Douglas.
Jay-Z: Made in America by Michael Eric Dyson –– Dyson chicken nuggets.
Me by Elton John –– John d'oh.
Tough Love by Susan Rice –– Rice erroneous.
Inside Out by Demi Moore –– Demi glazed.
The Book of Gutsy Women by Chelsea Clinton & Hillary Clinton –– Gusty women.
Blowout by Rachel Maddow –– A flat tire.
Edison by Edmund Morris –– Smother of invention.
The Ride of a Lifetime by Robert Iger –– Or Mr. Toady’s Wild Ride.
Talking to Strangers by Malcolm Gladwell –– Convo looted.
Call Sign Chaos by Jim Mattis & Bing West –– Mattis of no importance.
Catch and Kill by Ronan Farrow –– Curse of the Farrow.
The Only Plane in the Sky by Garrett M. Graff –– Crash course.
Everything is Figureoutable by Marie Forleo –– Except this.
The Education of an Idealist by Samantha Power –- Power trip.
Radicals, Resistance and Revenge by Jeaninie Pirro –– Pirro wet.
Face It by Debbie Harry –– Blondie and dead wood.
Year of the Monkey by Patti Smith –– Smith and wussin'.
She Said: Breaking the Sexual Harassment Story That Helped Ignite a Movement by Jodi Kantor & Megan Twohey –– Broad sides.
And How Are You, Dr. Sacks? by Lawrence Weschler –– Sacks offender.
Three Women by Lisa Taddeo –– Clit lit.
Permanent Record by Edward Snowden –– Lard Snowden.
The Enemy of the People by Jim Acosta –– Trumped-up charges
Play Hungry by Pete Rose –– Rose bub.
Life to the Extreme by Ty Pennington –– Ty slick.
Songs of America by Jon Meacham & Tim McGraw –– Hums the word.
Full Count by David Cone –– Threw and through.
Maybe You Should Talk to Someone by Lori Gottlieb –– Therapy dog.
Upheaval: Turning Points for Nations in Crisis by Jared Diamond–– Diamond on the rough.
Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump by Rick Reilly –– Mulligan stupe.
What Do We Need Men For?: A Modest Proposal by E. Jean Carroll –– Living peen-free.
Furious Hours by Casey Cep –– Harp on Lee.
The Second Mountain by David Brooks –– Up to no good.
Sacred Duty by Tom Cotton –– Cotton briefs.
The British Are Coming by Rick Atkinson –– Doters of the American Revolution.
The Pioneers by David McCullough –– Settle down!
Baby, Don’t Hurt Me by Chris Kattan –– Kattan mouse.
A Woman of No Importance by Sonia Purnell –– Gets book she deserves.
Last Days at Hot Slit by Andrea Dworkin –– Crotchety.
Howard Stern Comes Again by Howard Stern –– Same old jerkoff.
Life Will Be the Death of Me by Chelsea Handler –– Mortal goil.
The Making of a Justice by John Paul Stevens –– Bench warner.
Let Love Have the Last Word by Common –– Semi-Common.
Becoming Dr. Seuss by Brian Jay Jones –– The pat in the flat.
The Mueller Report by The Washington Post –– Bob hopeless.
Mind Fixers by Anne Harrington –– Scrambled eggheads.
The Moment of Lift by Melinda Gates –– Lift and separate.
The Hill to Die On by Anna Palmer and Jake Sherman –– Pork slop Hill.
Capital Gaines by Chip Gaines –– Chip and dip.
The Chief by Joan Biskupic –– Poky Roberts.
Our Man: Richard Holbrooke and the End of the American Century by George Packer –– Dick tutorial.
The Uninhabitable Earth by David Wallace-Wells –– Fouled ball.
The Source of Self-Regard by Toni Morrison –– Egocatastrophe.
Spearhead by Adam Makos –– Misses the point.
I.M.: A Memoir by Isaac Mizrahi –– Mizrahi loves company.
The Empire and the Five Kings by Bernard-Henri Lévy –– French or foe?
The Threat by Andrew McCabe –– Threatbare.
Grateful American: A Journey from Self to Service by Gary Sinise –– Sinise infection.
Maid: Hard Work, Low Pay, and a Mother's Will to Survive by Stephanie Land –– Scrub-a-dumb-dumb.
The Trial of Lizzie Borden by Cara Robertson –– Axe of violence.
Shortest Way Home by Pete Buttigieg –– South bent.
Parkland by Dave Cullen –– Plug-ugly.
Figuring by Maria Popova –– Lezzie fare.
Merchants of Truth by Jill Abraamson –– Carpin' copy.
Let Me Finish by Chris Christie –– What's on your plate.
Factfulness by Hans Rosling –– Gag real.
The Sopranos Sessions by Matt Zoller Seitz & Alan Sepinwall –– Look under the hood.
Nest of Vipers by Cliff Sims –– Ass Vipers.
Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari –– Hohum Sapiens.
Women Rowing North by Mary Pipher –– Oar not.
The First Conspiracy by Brad Meltzer –– Washington debris.
The Truths We Hold by Kamala Harris –– Harris twee.
Blowing the Bloody Doors Off by Michael Caine –– Praising Caine.
Thanks a Lot Mr Kibblewhite: My Story by Roger Daltrey –– Who cares.
Becoming by Michelle Obama –– Unbecoming.
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Eric Idle –– Idle chatter.
The Library Book by Susan Orlean –- Loaners.
Shade: A Tale of Two Presidents by Pete Souza –– Photo Obama.
This Will Only Hurt a Little by Busy Philipps –– Literary novocaine.
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondō –– Spruce goose.