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Civil War –- Civil liability.
Arcadian –– Penny Arcadian.
Sweet Dreams –– Are made of diss.
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead –– Tell her movie is.
Sting –– eroo.
LaRoy, Texas –– LaRoy retches.
The Long Game –– Caddie slack.
Omen –– Bad Omen.
Damaged –– Hinky dinky doo.
The Absence of Eden –– Paradise sloshed.
Unsinkable –– Float and eddy.
A Forgotten Man –– Stuck in neutral.
In Flames –– Burns my ash.
Sweet Dreams –– Are made of dips.
Lost Angel: The Genius of Judee Sill –– Silly.
Resistance: They Fought Back –– Resistable.

Monkey Man –– Ape shit.
The First Omen –– Nix nix nix.
Coupe de Chance –– Fat Chance.
Parachute –– Hits the sulk.
The People’s Joker –– Assy DC.
The Greatest Hits –– Humdumb.
Model House –– Strike a poser.
The Old Oak –– Acorny.
A Bit of Light –– Ray iota.
The Beast –– Beast wacks.
Housekeeping for Beginners –– A mess.
Chicken for Linda! –– Poule cue.
Epic Tales –– Mouse curser.
Girls State –– The obvious.
Kim’s Video –– Rental wreck.

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire –– Rock‘em sock ‘em reboot.
In the Land of Saints and Sinners –– Erin go broke.
Wicked Little Letters –– Nothing to post about.
The Listener –– I’m all jeers.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 –– Sticky in the mud.
Lousy Carter –– Garbage Carter.
Asphalt City –– Blockosphere.
With Love and a Major Organ –– Not the brain.
Monster Mash –– Sour Mash.
Bag of Lies –– Sack of shit.
DogMan –– Arful.
A Cat’s Life –– Chat itself.
La Chimera –– Fleeting enema.
Karaoke –– Dirty sync.
A Fragile Flower –– Petal harder.
Hate to Love: Nickelback –– Flip the coinage.

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire –– Ghost cold turkey.
The Beautiful Game –– Pitch poor.
Late Night With the Devil –– Heathenly host.
Immaculate –– Pure nonsense.
Problemista –– Snag pit.
Femme –– Drag and bone.
Kumiko the Treasure Hunter –– Dug-doo.
Sleeping Dogs –– Plays dead.
Riddle of Fire –– Riddle of the stinks.
Peter Five Eight –– Lost in Spacey.
Limbo –– A void like the plague.
William Shatner: You Can Call Me Bill –– Bill and kook.
Carol Doda Topless at the Condor –– Mammary glance.
Art Talent Show –– Art talent no.

Love Lies Bleeding –– Butch casualty.
One Life –– Refugee wiz.
Knox Goes Down –– Hard Knox.
Shirley –– Chisolm trails.
Arthur the King –– Clear as mutt.
The American Society of Magical Negroes –– Black in back.
Irish Wish –– Téigh trasna ort féin!
Snack Shack –– Snicker Snack.
The Prank –– Prank amateur.
French Girl –– Late fille.
Club Zero –– Jack of clubs.
Uproar –– Whimper take all.
The Animal Kingdom –– Animauxtronic.
Exhuma –– Ex-humor.
Much Ado About Dying –– Cryptic.
Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World –– Or this film.
The Shadowless Tower –– Tower record.
Remembering Gene Wilder –– Wilder and woolly.
Ryuichi Sakamoto: Opus –– ‘Opeless.

Kung Fu Panda 4 –– Po dunk.
Cabrini –– Mother bored.
American Dreamer –– Home inversion.
5lbs of Pressure –– 3 ozs. of script.
Imaginary –– Dream job.
Night Shift –– Alt Shift.
Accidental Texan –– Tex arcana.
The Piper –– Peed Piper.
Glitter & Doom –– Clatter & dumb.
Yolo –– Peril.
Space: The Longest Goodbye –– Mars obiter.
High & Low - John Galliano –– Low & lower.

Dune: Part Two –– Arid, extras dry.
Rose’s War –– Makes a colleen break.
Before I Change My Mind –– Gendered helpless.
Outlaw Posse –– What’s up, posse cat?
Amelia’s Children –– Twin shitties.
Asleep in My Palm –– Clap trap.
Silver Haze –– Gabby Haze.
Lost Ladies –– Lose Ladies.

Drive-Away Dolls –– Waffle Coen.
Ordinary Angels –– Liver saps.
Red Right Hand –– Palms away.
Cold Meat –– Freeze willy.
Stopmotion –– Stopmovie.
Parallel –– Lines never meet.
Drugstore June –– Has script problems.
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba — To the Hashira Training –– A manga the worst.
Seagrass –– Water pretension.
Io Capitano –– Feud desert.
Golden Years –– Grey poop on.
Terezin –– Booty camp.
About Dry Grasses –– And gasses.
Kiss the Future –– Bono rue.
Mad Props –– Set’s maniacs.
Veselka: The Rainbow on the Corner at the Center of the World –– Borscht, bolt.

Madame Web –– Flat spin.
Bob Marley: One Love –– A Rasta development.
Bleeding Love –– Bleeding awful.
Adam the First –– Rib-tickler.
Land of Bad –– Country and wastin’.
Players –– Game shit match.
Monolith –– Slab happy.
No Way Up –– Downer.
Lights Out –– Dim bubs.
Altered Reality –– Deeply fake.
Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive –– Gloria loser.
Hate to Love –– You’ll want your nickel back.
God & Country –– Raspberry pious.
Onlookers –– Laos ebb.

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STATUE OF LIMITATIONS 2024

Best Picture Nominees:

American Fiction –– Doesn’t play well with authors.
Anatomy of a Fall –– Splatitudes.
Barbie –– Pink aie!
The Holdovers –– Teacher’s pit.
Killers of the Flower Moon –– Osage can you see.
Maestro –– Baton death march.
Oppenheimer –– A-bombinable.
Past Lives –– Pass.
Poor Things –– That would be the audience.
The Zone of Interest –– Is elsewhere.

Lisa Frankenstein –– Parts and re-creation.
Out of Darkness –– But not dorkness.
Drift –– Away.
Marmalade –– Sticky.
Molli and Max in the Future –– Molli curdle.
Lola –– Loller.
Air Force One Down –– Knows dive.
Willie and Me –– Half Nelson.
The Private Eye –– Low tec.
Peppa’s Cinema Party –– Ghost Peppa.
Cobweb –– Stranded.
The Monk and the Gun –– Felonious Monk.
Float –– In the bowl.
Here –– I'm outta Here.
Ennio –– More o’ corny.

Argylle –– Sucks.
How to Have Sex –– Entry level job.
Fitting In –– Discharge account.
Scrambled Eggs –– Futility clinic.
Suncoast –– Sick notes.
Somewhere Quiet –– Hush pulpy.
Calamity Jane –– Glum slinger.
Departing Seniors –– Prom puree.
The Jungle Bunch: Operation Meltdown –– Puddle pushers.
The Promised Land –– Epic flail.
Skin Deep –– Swap meat.
Disco Boy –– Niger nor.
She Is Conann –– The borebarian.
Dario Argento Panico –– Prince of wails.
Bushman –– Bushed, man.

Sometimes I Think About Dying –– Like 15 minutes into this.
Hundreds of Beavers –– Not worth a dam.
Miller’s Girl –– Miller’s glossing.
The Seeding –– Seedy.
American Star –– Wrecking cruise.
Cold Copy –– Faked news.
Junction –– Junk. Shun.
Totém –– Low meh on it.
Mambar Pierrette –– Sew what?
Alienoid: Return to the Future –– Alien void.
State Organs –– Organs grinder.
The ‘Vous: A Memphis Story –– BBQ sores.

Founders Day –– Slash man standing.
I.S.S. –– H.I.S.S.
Which Brings Me to You –– Fling poop.
Wanted Man –– Got beast.
Bring Him to Me –– Fraud pick-up.
Sunrise –– Blood vassal.
Cult Killer –– Cult de suck.
Double Down South –– Cue and eh?
The Hunted –– Hasn’t a preyer.
The Breaking Ice –– Crystal knocked.
Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell –– Naminal.
Time Still Turns the Pages –– From bad to verso.
Passing: In the Shadow of Everest –– Pasang strange.
The Arc of Oblivion –– Arc de défaite.

Mean Girls –– Snark citing.
The Beekeeper –– Honey don't.
Lift –– Off.
The Book of Clarence –– Low Clarence.
Destroy All Neighbors –– Next dork.
T.I.M. –– D.I.M.
The Night They Came Home –– Posse galore.
Laced –– Unlaced.
Driving Madeleine –– Taxi crab.
The Settlers –– Settle sore.
Inshallah a Boy –– Err Jordan.
Bye Bye Tiberias –– Abbass-ackwards.

Night Swim –– Dip shit.
Self Reliance –– Rely bad.
The Bricklayer –– Drops a load.
He Went That Way –– No direction honed.
Weak Layers –– Snow adrift.
American Star –– Points blank.
The Painter –– Drips and drubs.
You Can’t Stay Here –– If this is playing.
Some Other Woman –– Bent her.
The Bastard Sons –– Bro beating.
Rewind –– Dirty spool.
Mayhem! –– No, Mayhem.