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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84a
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

12 Strong –– From bad to warhorse.
Den of Theves –– U.S. steal.
Forever My Girl –– Treacle down.
Mary and the Witch’s Flower –– Ghibli gravy.
Small Town Crime –– Cop a drag.
Mom and Dad –– Ma and par.
The Leisure Seeker –– Give me a break.
The Final Year –– Anno dyin’.
Gintama –– Samawry.
The Midnight Man –– 12 o’clock low.
The Road Movie -– Dash scam.
Mama Africa –– Makeba and misses meller.
Beuys –– Oh boy!
This Giant Papier-Mache Boulder is Actually Really Heavy –– Prop art.
Kangaroo –– Caught.
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TELEVISION

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (Amazon) –– Pretty maisely.
Wormwood (Netflix) –– Secret sores.
Knightfall (HIST) –– Armor hot dogs.
The Fake News with Ted Nelms (COM) –– Jizzy Helms.
Happy! (Syfy) –– Sad!
Dark (Netflix) –– Shot in the.
The Newspaperman: The Life and Times of Ben Bradlee (HBO) –– Oh, more Bradlee.
Barbra: The Music…The Mem’ries…The Magic! (Netflix) –– Barbra bushed.
Godless (Netflix) –– He abandoned this.
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THEATRE

Farinelli and the King –– Fixed for life.
The Children
–– Nuclear family. SpongeBob SquarePants –– Not sponge-worthy.
Once on This Island
–– Calypsomaniacs.
The Parisian Woman
–– Elle stinko.
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MUSIC

The Greatest Showman: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack / Various –– PT SD.
Huncho Jack, Jack Huncho
/ Huncho Jack –– Don’t play your Huncho.
The Beautiful and the Damned
/ G-Eazy –– SL-eazy.
Revival
/ Eminem –– Past, out.
What Makes You Country
/ Luke Bryan –– Shit kicker.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

The Midnight Line by Lee Child –– Childish.
Artemis by Andy Weir –– Artemis foul.
Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng –– Ng loose.
Year One by Nora Roberts –– Magic wan.
Hardcore Twenty-Four by Stephanie Evanovich –– Plum pudding.

Nonfiction

Fire and Fury by Michael Wolff –– Wolff haul.
Raising Trump
by Ivanka Trump –– Daughter of the American revulsion.
Let Trump Be Trump
by Corey Lewandowski –– Won’t you be my enabler?
Obama: An Intimate Portrait by Pete Souza –– Bar none.
Bobby Kennedy: A Raging Spirit by Chris Matthews –– Brother in law.
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TRUMP TWEETS ALT-AMERICAN HISTORY

Our President shares his vast and unique knowledge of our Nation’s proud alternative heritage in a series of truly inspired tweets. Read his latest. Buy the brand-new book and get schooled in 500 years of U.S. History, 140 characters at a time. BUY NOW!

 


Headbangers: HAITI'S GONNA HATE

Trump decries immigrants from 'shithole countries' coming to US
–– Straight from asshole.
Sessions wants to get back on Trump’s good side
–– Back one. Headbangers 01/12/18

 


Inxart: KUSHY JOB

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
DACA Tug o' War, Bull Market on Steroids, Trump's Dirty Mouth, Kushner's Juggling Act, The Mark of #MeToo and Degrading the White House at inxart 01/17/18.

 


What Not: BUTTON HOLES

At what point will Donald J. Trump issue the executive order to officially change the inscription on the Great Seal of the United States from E Pluribus Unum to Magnitude Rerum? The man judges reality entirely in terms of quantity over quality. What Not.

 


KRISTY THE CLOWN II

His run as New Jersey's favorite fool ended with the defeat of his Lieut. Gov. Kim Guadagno in the recent election, but let's salute the Garden State's Mr. Warmth with the second installment of the most perverse kiddie show since Peewee's Playhouse: Kristy the Clown

 


Gertrude's Follies: SIEG HIGH

This newest Gertrude strip appears in the latest issue of The American Bystander and is written by gag cartoon legend Sam Gross of New Yorker (and legless frog) fame and illustrated by Gert's original papa, Tom Hachtman. Gertrude's Follies

 


What Now: MONSTERS OF THE IVY LEAGUE

The great Randy Jones has illustrated Monsters of the Ivy League by the very funny Ellis Weiner and Steven Radlauer –– the book offers up a rogue's gallery of the very worst graduates of America's most elite schools.
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Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.