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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #86
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

Annihilation –– Wipeout.
Game Night –– All irk, no play.
The War with Grandpa –– Half a gramp.
Every Day ––Repeat after meh.
The Cured –– Hams.
The Young Karl Marx –– Marx time.
Death House –– Spoiler room.
The Lodgers –– Low rent.
Curvature –- Of the spineless.
Are We Not Cats –– Pussies.
Hannah –– Wander woman.
Half Magic –– Half tragic.
The Chamber –– Pot.
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TELEVISION

A Futile and Stupid Gesture (Netflix) –– Lamepoon.
Altered Carbon (Netflix) –– Carbon sloppy.
The Cloverfield Paradox (Netflix) –– Stellar idler.
Citizen Rose (E!) –– McGowan crazy.
Here and Now (HBO) –– Present company excluded.
The 60th Annual Grammy Awards (CBS) –– Corden off.
Waco (Paramount) –– Has a man Koresh.
The Resident (FOX) –– Evil.
Counterpart (Starz) –– Twin peeks.
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THEATRE

Farinelli and the King –– Fixed for life.
The Children
–– Nuclear family. SpongeBob SquarePants –– Not sponge-worthy.
Once on This Island
–– Calypsomaniacs.
The Parisian Woman
–– Elle stinko.
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MUSIC

Man of the Woods / Justin Timberlake –– Timber-like.
M A N I A
/ FallOut Boy –– From dupe to nuts.
Camila
/ Camila Cabello –– Cuban fizzle crisis.
Stoney
/ Post Malone –– Buggy Malone.
The Greatest Showman: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
/ Various –– PT SD.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Asymmetry by Lisa Halliday –– Flop-sided.
The Great Alone
by Kristin Hannah –– Leave Alone.
The Midnight Line
by Lee Child –– Childish.
Artemis by Andy Weir –– Artemis foul.
Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng –– Ng loose.

Nonfiction

Fire and Fury by Michael Wolff –– Wolff haul.
Raising Trump
by Ivanka Trump –– Daughter of the American revulsion.
Let Trump Be Trump
by Corey Lewandowski –– Won’t you be my enabler?
Obama: An Intimate Portrait by Pete Souza –– Bar none.
Bobby Kennedy: A Raging Spirit by Chris Matthews –– Brother in law.
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TRUMP TWEETS ALT-AMERICAN HISTORY

Our President shares his vast and unique knowledge of our Nation’s proud alternative heritage in a series of truly inspired tweets. Read his latest. Buy the new book and get schooled in 500 years of U.S. History, 140 characters at a time. BUY NOW!

 


Headbangers: C***TS UPON A MATTRESS

Stormy Daniels Says Trump Lawyer Breached Agreement, So She's Free To Talk
–– Feels like ball gag’s been removed.
Trump: 'I'm totally opposed to domestic violence'
–– File under ‘Oh, Really?’. Headbangers 02/16/18

 


Inxart: SHOOTING PAINS

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Gun Control After Parkland, Mueller’s Russia Probe Noose Tightens, Kim Presses U.S on Nukes, and Online Devours Newspaper Business at inxart 02/21/18.

 


Gertrude's Follies: BLOW UP DOLL

You don't need to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve to realize that inflation is skyrocketing throughout all measurable sectors of this comic strip. Analysts predict that this rapid expansion will lead to an increase in your interest rate. Gertrude's Follies

 


What Not: BUTTON HOLES

At what point will Donald J. Trump issue the executive order to officially change the inscription on the Great Seal of the United States from E Pluribus Unum to Magnitude Rerum? The man judges reality entirely in terms of quantity over quality. What Not.

 


KRISTY THE CLOWN II

His run as New Jersey's favorite fool ended with the defeat of his Lieut. Gov. Kim Guadagno in the recent election, but let's salute the Garden State's Mr. Warmth with the second installment of the most perverse kiddie show since Peewee's Playhouse: Kristy the Clown

 


What Now: MONSTERS OF THE IVY LEAGUE

The great Randy Jones has illustrated Monsters of the Ivy League by the very funny Ellis Weiner and Steven Radlauer –– the book offers up a rogue's gallery of the very worst graduates of America's most elite schools.
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Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.