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Headliners: IRAN DEFICIENCY
(Special from Farsi News Service) –– Our Supreme Leaders Ayatollah Khamenei today responded in the most direful manner to the bully tactics of the United States Vise Presidents Jo Biden when he was saying in speech by provoking old Presidents FD Roosevelts about his Presidents Obama, “I promise you, the Presidents has a big stick. I promise you.” Our Khameneiac riposted solemnly yet with a twinkie in his eye, "not as big as mine." (WANK WANK!) More Headliners
What Not: BITCH AND TUNNEL CROWD
Secaucus, New Jersey –– Before the Big Game, the Garden State might well have begun to feel as if it were losing its mojo. After a decade or more of Jwowwing the nation with its sass and spunk, there was a creeping sensation, like a Herpes rash, that the days of New Jersey as badness personified, as a skeevier Sodom to Gotham's Gomorrah, were numbered. More What Not
Deadlines: BUSH AND BULL
As we enter into the final nine months of the 2012 Campaign and prepare to face a decision that we will have to live with for at least four more years, this is your chance to reflect on the consequences of the fateful votes that gave us the glory days of the Bush Administration. Here is all the majesty, misunderestimation and mayhem in 41 lavishly-illustrated pages. May they be a lesson unto you. Flashback, if you will, to The Bush Century.
Deadlines: ISSUE IS OR ISSUE AIN'T
As all forms of printed matter struggle for their inky existence, certain fashion-oriented lifestyle magazines have flourished. According to Women's Wear Daily, insipid InStyle boasted the most ad pages of any fashion title over the past six months with 1,156 pages, a 4.7 percent increase over last year. Hoping to duplicate that success, publishers are launching new niche mags designed to snag celebrity-conscious readers. See all four in Deadlines.
Bad Adss: FREEZE ELECTIONS
Before the cold, hard reality of the 2012 Presidential race sinks in, there's plenty of time for pollsters, straw votes and caucuses, and all the hoopla and hoodoo that surround them. We have some frozen-in-time treats that the fickle Republican voters might like to suck on as they slog through the long, not-so-hot Primary Season. You scream, I scream, we all scream for the latest Flavor of the Week in a way-cool new spot in Bad Adss.
Deadlines: BUMMER STICKERS 2012
Rick Perry's might appear on the backside of a Dodge Ram with a gun rack, and Mitt Romney's might adorn the steely rump of a Suburban. Herman Cain's might sit on the dinked bumper of a Kia Soul pizza delivery car, and Michelle Bachmann's might appear proudly above her husband Marcus' loose tail pipe. Look for Rick Santorum's on a Humvee with revoked license plates, and Barack Obama's on a Toyota hybrid next to the Free Tibet bumper sticker. Wherever you might slap them on, please to enjoy a selection of Bummer Stickers 2012.
Kozmic Pictures: HOCUS POTUS
In honor of our two most terrifying National Holidays –– Halloween and Election Day –– comes the release of the second volume of putrefactive presidential classics in a Collector's Edition DVD set. Extend your quavering finger towards the gnarled lever in the coffin-shaped voting booth and elect to view these cadaverous candidates. Cast your vile vote to reanimate these corrosive Commanders-in-Chief. Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents