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Gertrude's Follies

Stump the monkey in Gert #108. And buy Gertrude et Alice.



Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie's new book! Taking Liberties.


Igor Trips

Cinch up your helmet and fall in for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.


Kristy the Clown

Hijinks with the White House's Lil' Rascals Spanky and His Gang.


Kristy the Clown

Get your Jersey on with the beloved insult pol Kristy the Clown.

Bad Adss


Martin Kozlowski
The Baby Bloomer
Winard Editorial
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom

Critic's Corner by E. Basil St. Blaise

Spoof of the film House of Gucci with Patrizia Reggiani (Lady Gaga) opening her bag to reveal the head of husband Maurizio Gucci (Adam Driver.)The House of Gucci –– Gucci goo.
Licorice Pizza –– Less appetizing then it sounds.
Encanto –– Gross Encanto of the turd kind.
The Humans –– Schmear mortals.
The Unforgivable –– Acquit cold turkey.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City –– Scavenger runt.
An Intrusion –– Access of evil.
For the Love of Money –– They won’t love box-office.
The Shuroo Process –– Taming of the Shuroo.
Drive My Car –– Saab story.
Ayar –– This gunk for Ayar.
Railway Heroes –– Trestlemania.
Writing With Fire –– Flicker of a pen.
Lady Buds –– This Buds not for you.
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Dave Chapelle in The CloseDave Chapelle: The Closer (Netflix) –– Open and shit case.
Maid (Netflix) –– Neat trick.
La Brea (NBC) –– Tar and feathers.
Mr. Corman (Apple TV+) –– Buck teach.
Chucky (Syfy) –– Cheese.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (Disney+) –– Felt bad.
Ghosts (CBS) –– Haunt toad.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (Amazon) –– Vacay lots.
BMF (Starz) –– Detroit mishagas.
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Diana: The Musical –– Petty petty Princess.
The Visitor
–– Sight sere.
Caroline, or Change
–– Change, please.
Morning Sun
–– Rise and shun.
The Lehman Tragedy
–– Thunder collapse.
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30 / Adele –– 30 rock?
Lindsay Buckingham
/ Lindsay Buckingham –– Lindsay low hand.
/ Kacey Musgraves –– Tin foiled.
/ ABBA –– To the bottom of the Zs.
/ Kanye West –– Mifflin'.
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The Wish by Nicholas Sparks –– He washy.
Harlem Shuffle by Colson Whitehead –– Drags its feet.
Apples Never Fall by Liane Moriarity –– Apple jack.
Cloud Cuckooland by Anthony Doerr –– Cumulo numb us.
The Last Graduate by Nomi Novik –– Grad pits.


Republican Rescue by Chris Christie –– Ass, O ass.
Both/And: A Life in Many Worlds
by Huma Abedin –– Neither/nor.
I'll Take Your Questions Now: What I Saw at the Trump White House
by Stephanie Grisham –– Depress corps.
Rationality by Steve Pinker –– Rule of dumb.
There Is Nothing For You Here
by Fiona Hill–– Hill bullies.

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The Golem's VoiceNow What BooksGertrude et Alice

Nancy Pelosi looking at Joe Manchin in shock.What Not: The Haunted Manchin

It's once again the season to summon E. Basil St. Blaise, our Mad Scientist of Cinema Studies, from his sepulchral mobile HQ (he purposely doesn't oil the creaky front door this time of year) to review some classic Halloween film fare. What Not


Pres. Biden from behind.Headbangers: Badge of Horror

Marjorie Taylor Greene introduces bill to award Congressional Gold Medal to Rittenhouse
–– Hidden in 1 of 1,000 Wonka Bars.
Swedish PM resigns on first day in job
–– Bitter Swede result. 11/6/21


Pres. Biden grinning working at a fast food stand.Inxart: Christie Creme is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Biden & Harris Distance, Christie's GOP Rescue, Online Predators, Blocking Vaccine Mandate, Red Meat Culprit, and Racial Tension Tightens at inxart 11/24/21.


Sen. Ted Cruz in a cowboy hat. Kozmic Pictures: Right to Laugh

The Lone Star State's classic comedy duo star in their latest slapchick extravaganza, a kiddie flick that really delivers on family values and has been hailed by the GOP, the Catholic Church, and the U.S. Supreme Court. Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.


A high Gertrude Stein taps a peeler.Gert's Follies: Peel Poppers

Indian Love Call performed by a dish towel and an apple peeler for the pleasure of high af Gert, Alice, Pabs Picasso and a chimp? This is why you need Tom Hachtman's Cult Comics Classic collection Gertrude et Alice. And must read Gertrude's Follies


Tucker Carlson wiping his sphincter-like mouth.Bad Adss: Tuck's Wipes

Even big-time cable TV news commentators like Tucker Carlson can suffer the embarrassment of annoying, unsightly discharge when they overuse their Fox hole. So move over lubricated catheters, there's a new medical marvel we'd love to sell you in Bad Adss.


Former AG Bill Barr as weeping Barrby.Deadlines: Barrby's Diary

The editors of Trump Beat, the tweener fan mag, have anonymously received the Secret Diary of Barrby, Donald Trump's most ardent admirer, and have decided to publish the following dishy excerpts. It begins: I just saw the most incredible Man on TV! More Deadlines


E. Basil St. Blaise and Josef from the Critic's corner PodcastPodcast: Critic's Corner Ep. 13

In Unlucky Episode 13, E. Basil St. Blaise and Josef are stranded in Amnisia's backyard as they …sling the hash à la Animal House …find fault with Uncle Walt …spot 101 Dalmatians …melt down Frozen II …sharpen up Knives Out …suspend A Beautiful DayCritic's Corner Podcast


Stack of books on night tableNW Publishing: Travel Is Oxygen

We can help you turn your travel story or your favorite artwork into a published book from inital concept to finshed product on sale at Let us guide you through all the steps in-between from editing to layout and printing. Now What Publishing


Family Violence vignette by Igor KopelnitskyWhat Now: Igor Kopelnitsky

The cartoonist and illustrator Igor Kopelnitsky first published a drawing with the syndicated illustration service Inx in 1990 and for the next 23 years contributed an extraordinary run of deft and brilliant images. I first met him when … What Now