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Gertrude's Follies

Cheech your Chong in Gert #107. And buy Gertrude et Alice.



Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie's new book! Taking Liberties.


Igor Trips

Cinch up your helmet and fall in for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.


Kristy the Clown

Hijinks with the White House's Lil' Rascals Spanky and His Gang.


Kristy the Clown

Get your Jersey on with the beloved insult pol Kristy the Clown.

Bad Adss


Martin Kozlowski
The Baby Bloomer
Winard Editorial
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom

Critic's Corner by E. Basil St. Blaise

Spoof of the film The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard with star Salma Hayek firing pistols as she looks down at the two boobs popping out of her shirt –– Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson.The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard –– Takes a bullshit.
A Father’s Legacy –– Son down.
Gaia –– Gaia pierce.
Sweet Thing –– Sugar plops.
Siberia –– Is hotter.
The Serpent –– What?! fang.
The Birthday Cake –– A portion clinic.
Take Back –– If only they would.
Crack House of the Dead –– Crap house.
School’s Out Forever –– After cool program.
Summer of 85 –– Été-otic.
Les Nôtres –– Nôtres dumb.
Sweat –– That bead's all.
Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go For It –– Rita haywire.
The Sparks Brothers –– Sparks and recreation.
Truman & Tennessee: An Intimate Conversation –– Gays slur.
A Crime on the Bayou –– The Creole heave-ho.
More Cinema Reviews


Ewan McGregor as Halston.Halston (Netflix) –– Fashion faux pas.
Run the World (Starz) –– Into the ground.
Pride (FX) –– Queer’s the thing.
The Upshaws (Netflix) –– Sykes out.
Hacks (HBO Max) –– Referring to the writers.
The Underground Railroad (Amazon) –– Stop loss.
Ziwe (SHO) –– From eh! to Ziwe.
The Crime of the Century (HBO) –– Pharma’s market.
Let’s Be Real (Fox) –– Foam home.
More Television Reviews


West Side Story –– Shark's kin shoots.
Jagged Little Pill
–– Bananas Morissette.
A Christmas Carol
–– Death to Scroogie.
The Inheritance
–– Gays into the future.
Tina: The Tina Turner Musical
–– Stomach Turner.
More Theatre Reviews


Latest Record Project, Vol. 1 / Van Morrison –– Unmarked white Van.
Van Weezer
/ Weezer –– Rip Van Weezer.
Young Stoner Life: Slime Language 2
/ Young Thug & Various Artists –– Slime shady.
Fearless / Taylor Swift –– Brave fart.
Blue Banisters / Lana Del Rey –– Del Rey biatch.
More Music Reviews


Sooley by John Grisham –– Soo-ey!
The Hill We Climb by Amanda Gorman –– Could be verse.
A Gambling Man by David Baldacci –- Craps out.
The Four Winds by Kristin Hannah –– Really blows.
Whereabouts by Jhumpa Lahiri –– Nowhere, man.


Rememberings by Sinead O’Connor –– Forgetits.
Notes on Grief
by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie –– Lamentable.
by Seth Rogen –– Most likely to suck seed.
by Elizabeth Warren –– More Pester.
What Happened to You?
by Bruce D. Perry –– Blunt farce trauma.

More Literature Reviews

Trump Tweets Alt-American HistoryThe Golem's VoiceNow What BooksGertrude et Alice

Silver Linings Plague Book

Global pandemic bumming you out? Quarantine cramping your style? Get our new ebook, a very funny guide to being upbeat about Lockdown and fearless about Reopening because infectious laughter is the best medicine. For more info. Order from Apple Books


Spoof of the film Grumpy Old Men with Vladimir Putin.Headbangers: Old War

Putin praises summit result, calls Biden a tough negotiator
–– 'But ungrateful. Rejected gift of 'scented' underpants.'
Naomi Osaka and the Language of Fame
–– For Quitter followers. 06/18/21


Caricature of Sen. Kyrsten Sinema.Inx: Sinema's Scope is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Education for Immigrants, COVID Olympics, Mad Ex-King Donald, Mulish Sinema & Manchin, Wuhan Lab Lies, and Ranked-Choice Voting at inxart 06/16/21.


Alice B. Toklas sniffs marijuana smoke.Gert's Follies: Alice Baked Toklas

20s-style literary references? 70s-style stoner humor? 21st-century-style absurdist sensibility? The reasons you love Gert and Alice and why you gotta get Tom Hachtman's Cult Comics Classic collection Gertrude et Alice. And read Gertrude's Follies


Carey Mulligan in Promising Young Woman.Whodat? Just Oscar.

You haven't seen the movies –– you didn't watch them even when they were streaming free at home –– you don't know the directors, not a fan of the actors, and you suspect these films only exist to bum you out. Now tune in and relive the Academy Awards! Critic's Corner


Republican Elephant as Trumpo.Kozmic Pictures: Trumpo

Grand Old Pictures offers its latest animated feature that's sure to be a conspiratorial classic. The Far Right's hottest new star (you can't say she's Greene anymore!) reigns Supremacist as she takes the reins and brains of the party in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.


Trump head with Loser written above.Bad Adss: Tuck's Wipes

Even big-time cable TV news commentators like Tucker Carlson can suffer the embarrassment of annoying, unsightly discharge when they overuse their Fox hole. So move over lubricated catheters, there's a new medical marvel we'd love to sell you in Bad Adss.


Policeman taking selfie with black suspect.
What Not: The Missed of Time

The Bureau of Prevision, a division of the State Department's Office of Budget and Planning, had a pretty rough year. Charged with foretelling events in the Homeland and Abroad, the predictors unexpectedly failed to provide much-needed heads-upses. What Not


Trump as Blame Duck.Deadlines: Barrby's Diary

The editors of Trump Beat, the tweener fan mag, have anonymously received the Secret Diary of Barrby, Donald Trump's most ardent admirer, and have decided to publish the following dishy excerpts. It begins: I just saw the most incredible Man on TV! More Deadlines


E. Basil St. Blaise and Josef from the Critic's corner PodcastPodcast: Critic's Corner Ep. 13

In Unlucky Episode 13, E. Basil St. Blaise and Josef are stranded in Amnisia's backyard as they …sling the hash à la Animal House …find fault with Uncle Walt …spot 101 Dalmatians …melt down Frozen II …sharpen up Knives Out …suspend A Beautiful DayCritic's Corner Podcast


Stack of books on night tableNW Publishing: Travel Is Oxygen

We can help you turn your travel story or your favorite artwork into a published book from inital concept to finshed product on sale at Let us guide you through all the steps in-between from editing to layout and printing. Now What Publishing


Family Violence vignette by Igor KopelnitskyWhat Now: Igor Kopelnitsky

The cartoonist and illustrator Igor Kopelnitsky first published a drawing with the syndicated illustration service Inx in 1990 and for the next 23 years contributed an extraordinary run of deft and brilliant images. I first met him when … What Now