Man of Steel –– Steel wooly.
The Hero (TNT) –– Crock around The Rock. 
Gertrude's Follies: CIG HEIL
The green-eyed monster rears its ugly head as Gertrude is drilled by Alice (and not in a pleasurable sense) about a suspicious shopping trip. It's the first of a smoking-hot three-part adventure. Check back regularly for the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.
Now What Books: GO THE F**K TO AMAZON
L.K. Peterson's hilarious new spoof Go the F••k Back to Work! is available to order with the Amazon widget to the right or from barnesandnoble.com. Enjoy pithy rhymes about our dysfunctional Congress illustrated with malice aforethought by the inimitable Tom Hachtman.
INXart: EARS LOOKING AT YOU, KID
INXart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week's selection: Immigration Reform On Track?, Obama's 2nd-term Scandal Trail, NSA Surveillance Program, and Can DC Plug Leaks? at INXart 06/12/13.
What Not: VANITY PRESS RELEASES
Desperate book publishers starved for sales are increasingly turning to anguished celebrities starved for attention. Especially ones that might have name recognition for the sector of an aging population that still bothers to invest in reading glasses. More What Not
Headliners: BOOSTER SHOTS
(Special from Farsi News Service) –– We are announcing with much fanfare what is out of this world (WANK WANK!) triumph of the Iranian Space Agencies who have with successfulness launched a chimpanzees into outer spaces … More Headliners
Deadlines: BEWARENESS RIBBONS
October was Breast Cancer and AIDS Awareness Month so one saw innumerable red and pink ribbons pinned to untold sympathetic lapels. View our unique ribbon designs for some less-deadly, but still pretty darn icky maladies in the new Deadlines.
Kozmic Pictures: NORQUIST
In a heated election season, even Hollywood's escapist movies are vetted for partisan content. So it's our pleasure to present a simple family comedy that can't possibly be misinterpreted in the new Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.
Bad Adss: CHOKING THE CHICKEN
The recent rush of customer support for a certain fast-food chicken chain in the wake of COO Dan Cathy's condemnation of gay marriage has inspired the restaurants to extend their store hours and engage in some fiercely hetero rebranding. As you can see in the newest Bad Adss.