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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #83
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

Sleepless –– 'N' skedaddle.
The Bye Bye Man –– So long ranger.
Monster Trucks –– Pickup stinks.
100 Streets –– Route vegetable.
The Book of Love –– A foul ardor.
Son of Joseph –– Joe daddy.
Bad Kids of Crestview Academy –– Punk bland.
We Are the Flesh –– Skin and boners.
Alone in Berlin –– German splitz.
Reset –– Reset’s monkey.
Pitchfork –– Tiney.
Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies –– Tyrol over in your grave.
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TELEVISION

Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds (HBO) –– Filial pity.
New Celebrity Apprentice (NBC) –– Arnold bomber.
The Wall (NBC) –– Scale pay.
One Day at a Time (Netflix) –– Cuba gooing juniors.
Beyond (Freeform) –– The pail.
Taboo (FOX) –– Offal limits.
Ransom (CBS) –– Hostage la vista.
The OA (Netflix) –– The No Way.
The Mick (Fox) –– Mick jagged.
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THEATRE

In Transit –– Travel logy.
Dear Evan Hansen
–– Evan forbid.
The Illusionists - Turn of the Century
–– Bog of tricks.
A Bronx Tale
–– Bust stop.
Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812
–– Tails off.
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MUSIC

4 Your Eyez Only / J. Cole –– Lump of Cole.
Blue & Lonesome
/ The Rolling Stones –– Out of the blues.
"Awaken, My Love!"
/ Childish Gambino –– Gambino crime family.
The Hamilton Mixtape
/ Various –– Alexander's ragged time band.
Darkness and Light
/ John Legend –– Legend of the fall.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Moonglow by Michael Chabon –– Chabonfire.
A Gentleman in Moscow
by Amor Towles –– Down for the Count.
The Chemist
by Stephanie Meyer –– Chem slab.
Small Great Things
by Jodi Picoult –– Race balls.
Two By Two
by Nicholas Sparks –– Stiff as 2x4.

Nonfiction

A Really Good Day by Ayalet Waldman –– Acid reflects.
In the Darkroom
by Susan Faludi –– Switch Miss.
Mary Astor’s Purple Diary by Ed Sorel –– Rear entries.
Rasputin by Douglas Smith –– Blood brother.
The Magnolia Story by Chip and Joanna Gaines –– Ill-gotten Gaines.
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TALK TO THE HAIR

Well, that happened… See what else L.K. Peterson got right in the scarily prescient Talk to the Hair, his hilarious Look Back at the First 100 Days of the Trump Presidency. The perfect gift to Make America Laugh Again. Order from Amazon.

 


Headbangers: MEDIA SHOWERS

Trump: Only 'stupid' people think warm ties with Russia are a bad thing
–– He prefers warm tides.
First days of 2017 bring new 'bathroom bills'
–– Government officially in toilet. Headbangers 1/13/17

 


Inxart: HEALTHSCARE COVERAGE

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Republicans to Remove Obamacare, Obama Legacy in Peril, Explosive Jerusalem Embassy, DC Billionaire's Club, and Russia Hacks U.S. Democracy at inxart 01/11/17.

 


What Not: O TANNENBOMB

Holly Ann D'Ivie, who has just been appointed CEO of the Yuletide Trust after a long and bitter struggle with recently-incarcerated former exec Yul Tannenbaum, has released the 2016 Top 12 Wishes of Christmas List. Salute this year's crop of celebritydom's top yens. What Not.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Gertrude's Follies: FATS WALLOW

Gert's fatty fears are bloat all out of proportion when Alice nominates her cheeky mate to be enshrined in the pantheon of piggies, the pagoda of porkers, the tabernacle of the tubby. Check back regularly for the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.

 


What Now: THE INNER CIRCLE

Randy Jones has illustrated the program for the annual Inner Circle Show for more than 20 years. Here are some of his best covers for satirical revues that sent up the Giuliani, Bloomberg and DeBlasio administrations.
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U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.