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GERTRUDE'S FOLLIES

Gertrude's Follies #84
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FEGGORAMA

Visit the wild kingdom of Mexico's master of the mirthful menagerie. Ecce Feggorama #43.


IGOR TRIPS

Cinch up your helmet to protect the old gray matter for another freaky foray in Igor Trips.




FAVORITE SITES

Martin Kozlowski
Ant Farmers Almanac
Celebrity Death Haiku
PK in the Terrarium
Illustrated Courtroom


CINEMA

The Circle –– Jerk.
How to Be a Latin Lover –– Amor teased cost.
Sleight –– Slight.
Below Her Mouth –– Chin up.
Rupture –– A bust.
Buster’s Mal Heart –– Mal wears.
A Dark Song –– Whistling in the dark.
Voice from the Stone –– Stone deaf.
Obit. –– Away with words.
Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story –– Lil wane.
One Week and a Day –– One weak any day.
LA 92 –– A riot.
BANG! The Bert Berns Story –– 4th-degree Berns.
The Black Room –– Ebon can wait.
Black Rose –– Russian to judgment.
Grey Lady –– Down.
7 Witches –– Septetcimia.
The Mayor –– Dizzoner.
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TELEVISION

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (Netflix) –– Riff rough.
Girlboss (Netflix) –– eBey.
The Deed (CNBC) –– Low rent.
Julie’s Greenroom (Netflix) –– Stage wispier.
Sandy Wexler (Netflix) –– Flea agent.
Mary Kills People (Lifetime) –– With boredom.
The President Show (COM) –– Trump roast.
Rebel (BET) –– Yelp!
Jungletown (Viceland) –– Panama hate.
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THEATRE

A Doll’s House, Part 2 –– Nickin' Nora.
Bandstand
–– Swing low.
Six Degrees of Separartion
–– 'Hoodwinked.
Anastasia
–– Has tsars in her eyes.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
–– Rag Dahl.
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MUSIC

The Search for Everything / John Mayer –– The discovery of nothing.
Love and War
/ Brad Paisley –– Barf fight.
Memories…Do Not Open
/ Chainsmokers –– Hacking.
Pure Comedy
/ Father John Misty –– Don’t play Misty for me.
DAMN.
/ Lamar Kendrick –– Lamer Kendrick.
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LITERATURE
Fiction

Earthly Remains by Donna Leon –– Decompost heap.
Vicious Circle by C.J. Box –– Rounding error.
The Tea Girl of Hummingbird Lane by Lisa See –– Steep learning curve.
The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck –– Chateau boxing.
Mississippi Blood by Greg Iles –– Don't play with Natchez.

Nonfiction

Shattered by Amie Parnes & Jon Allen –– Hill of beans.
Nevertheless
by Alec Baldwin –– Alwaystheless.
Hallelujah Anyway
by Anne Lamott –– Praise Hell.
The Most Beautiful
by Mayte Garcia –– Prince harried.
Ballplayer
by Chipper Jones –– Wood Chipper.
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TALK TO THE HAIR

April 29th is the century marker … See what L.K. Peterson got right in the scarily prescient Talk to the Hair, his hilarious Look Back at the First 100 Days of the Trump Presidency. The perfect gift to Make America Laugh Again. Order from Amazon.

 


Headbangers: VICHY CHOICE SOUP

Marine Le Pen Leads Far-Right Fight to Make France ‘More French’
–– Y'know, like Marquis de Sade.
What are Marine Le Pen’s odds of victory?
–– Oui bit better. Headbangers 04/21/17

 


Inxart: CARBON MO-RONIC

Inxart.com is the place for editors and art directors to download the best in political illustration. This week:
Wall Cost, Corporate Tax Cuts, Trump's First 100 Days, Airlines Mistreat Passengers, EPA Global Warming Denial, and Police vs.Civil Rights at inxart 04/26/17.

 


What Not: BOOKING THE COOKS

E. Basil St. Blaise, our Escoffier of critically seared pans, sampled several recent celebrity cookbooks to deliver the following distasteful menu. The sheer glut of these volumes makes one wonder how many chefs' d'oeuvres does the home cook really need? What Not.

 


Gertrude's Follies: PUSSY GA-LORIOUS

Around 3 million women (if you believe the lying media and crooked experts) marched in cities around the world on January 21, to welcome America's new Predator-in-Chief. Check out two of Paris' more venerable grand dames in the latest installment of Gertrude's Follies.

 


Deadlines: YELLOW FEVER

Fear is the most powerful propellent this side of liquid nitrogen and our marketeers employ it more often than sex to coax the persuadable. Fear was Donald Trump's sole message on the campaign trail and his success reveals just how yellow Red States really are. More Deadlines

 


Bad Adss: FORGIVE AND FUGGIT

Now that the fairest and least rigged election in the history of the Republic has passed and the Electoral College has spoken, what is it with these screechy millenials and whiny libtards? And the ladies doth protest too much, wethinks. Get over it with the newest Bad Adss.

 


Kozmic Pictures: RED BOX MOVIES

This long hot summer of presidential campaigning has produced more plot twists and stomach turns than the most paranoid Hollywood thriller. Hang onto your Red Hots as we preview a shocking Commie Attraction in Kozmic Pictures Proudly Presents.

 


What Now: THE INNER CIRCLE

Randy Jones has illustrated the program for the annual Inner Circle Show for more than 20 years. Here are some of his best covers for satirical revues that sent up the Giuliani, Bloomberg and DeBlasio administrations.
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U.S.A.: PRESTO CHANGE-O!

After a mere six years, we present the second installment of United Super Allies, the comic strip that reveals the secret story behind our nation's super-heroic saviors. It's 2008 and the Decider's term is grinding to a merciful halt when it seems all hope is lost, until… U.S.A.