Prigozhin Away

The Kremlin reported that Wagner Group capo Yevgeny Prigozhin met with Russian President Vladimir Putin and some 35 of his commanders five days after his aborted mutiny. They did not detail if the oligarch bore a peace offering to this awkward encounter like a few cases of the finest quality vodka or a gelded stallion for his former friend. Unnamed sources did suggest that he brought a hand-signed greeting card of apology produced by the humorous Sweatbox division of Hallmarksky.

Update: Apparently Putin was not amused and had Prigozhin assume the Downward Dog position on August 23, 2023 when mysterious forces crashed the private jet he, two top lieutenants of his Wagner Group and four bodyguards were on.

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07/10/23