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Sanctuary City Story

Cartoon spoof of Homeland Security and ICE's crackdown on immigrants in sanctuary cities like Los Angeles as a parody of a poster for the musical West Side Story retitled Sanctuary City Story. Beneath the heading Donald J. Trump Proudly Presents and the credits for Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and Tom Homan is a chaotic scene of ICE agents rounding up Hispanic members of the Sharks gang as No Kings protesters are pushed back. Atop an ICE van in the front are the stars Miller, Noem, and Homan on ice skates smiling as they high kick triumphantly.
Drawing by Tom Hachtman

Feel yourself transported (as if to El Salvador) as the beloved yet brutal mass deportations ripped from today's headlines finally reach the big screen in the musical adaptation of Sanctuary City Story.

You'll laugh and cry, but mostly cry, as the illegal Shark sings America:
I like to leave from America,
Nothing for me in America,
I won't be free in America.

You'll feel the beating heart beneath the flak jacket as the masked ICE agent sings Maria:
Maria!
I just cuffed a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Is permanently lame
To me.

You'll feel deep relief when the mean hombres are carted off to parts unknown as they sing the haunting Nowhere:
There's no place for us,
Nowhere a place for us.
Guards and bars and shaved hair
Wait for us, down there.