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Malignant –– Has sense of tumor.
The Card Counter –– Shuffle bored.
Everybody’s Talking About Jamie –– Saying he sucks.
Queenpins –– Stolen kitsches.
Kate –– Crasher.
Small Engine Repairs –– Plug uglies.
Language Lessons –– Hola she bang.
Dating & New York –– City sicker.
Malibu Road –– High tide.
Catch the Bullet –– Pee shooter.
Gunfight at Dry River –– Gulch pit.
Bad Candy –– Candy ass.
The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre –– Charley whores.
Death Drop Gorgeous –– Drop Death.
Time Is Up –– Ora fixation.
Azor –– Dull Azor.
Dogs –– Woof of desperation.
The Capote Tapes –– Bust Truman.
The Alpinist –– Alpine laze cheese.
Fauci –– Upon further infection.
Show Me the Father –– Not Show Me the Mommy?
The Wonderful: Stories From the Space Station –– Orbit glum.


Spoof of the film Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings with Shang-Chi using the arm of the Mandarin for a ring toss stake.Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings –– Mandarin lemon.
Worth –– Less.
We Need to Do Something –– Turn off projector?
Zone 414 –– Disaster area.
Yakuza Princess –– The world of sushi wrong.
The Gateway –– In portal danger.
Wild Indian –– Native soiled.
Karen –– You’re a bigot girl now.
Good –– Grief!
Saving Paradise –– Eden rot.
Mogul Mowgli –– Pak of lies.
Anne at 13,000 Ft –– Drops off.
Who You Think I Am –– A pretentious bore?
Tango Shalom –– Hora show.
Memory House –– Forgets the key.
Powder Keg –– On a lighter note.
The Big Scary “S” Word –– “Stupid.”
Spoof of the film Candyman with the main character played by Yahya Abdul-Mateen II confronting Willie Wonka with a hook for a hand.Candyman –– Cacademon.
Together –– Out of joint.
No Man of God –– The fey of Bundy.
Echoes of Violence –– In empty theater.
The Colony –– You’re getting swarm.
Alia’s Birth –– Wet Alia.
Ellie and Abbie (and Ellie’s Dead Aunt) –– The lucky bitch.
Defining Moments –– Defines amateur.
American Sausage Standoff –– Brat worst.
Death Rider in the House of Vampires –– Cart before the hearse.
Rushed –– Rapid dog.
Final Set –– Love nil.
Isabella –– Is a meller.
Lily Topples the World –– Dominoes beats ‘er.
The Conservation Game –– Wild. Abandon.
Spoof of the film Reminiscence with Hugh Jackman distressed as he reads the titles of other confused Nolanesque films in the memory balloon of Rebecca Ferguson as she relives the past with his device.Reminiscence –– Totaled recall.
The Protégé –– Tutee fruity.
Flag Day –– Does pennants.
Rare Beasts –– Rara obvious.
Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman –– Strangle management.
The Night House –– The nut house.
Demonic –– Damned shame.
Risen –– Still flat.
The Girl Who Got Away –– Escape fear.
Blood Conscious –– Less than sera.
Habit –– Deforming.
Wildland –– Short order crooks.
PAW Patrol: The Movie –– Piss PAW.
Cryptozoo –– Crypto corn.
Last Man Standing: Suge Knight and the Murders of Biggie & Tupac –– Caps off.
On Broadway –– Treads the bored.
Missing in Brooks County –– Our missed, Brooks.
Moments Like This Never Last –– Thank God!
Spoof of the film Free Guy with a series of Ryan Reynolds emotes –– variations on smugness illustrated by the same expression.Free Guy –– Guy retchy.
Respect –– Beneath a Franklin.
Coda –– Silence!
Don’t Breathe 2 –– Breathtakingly bad.
Rising Wolf –– Bull and howl.
Howling Village –– That’s laughter.
The Stairs –– Has its ups and downs.
Crime Story –– Felon hard times.
Raging Fire –– Burnt dumber.
Days –– Daze.
Ema –– Ragged tone.
Blanche Comme Neige –– Snow what?
The East –– The least.
The Meaning of Hitler –– Heil be back.
The Lost Leonardo –– The DaVinci load.
Not Going Quietly –– Noisy parter.
Sparkling: The Story of Champagne –– Put a cork in it.
Spoof of the film The Suicide Squad with Bloodsport (Idris Elba) and Peacemaker (John Cena) holding guns to their heads on either side of a sandwich with Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie.)The Suicide Squad –– Snuff said.
Infinitum: Subject Unknown –– Odd Infinitum.
Abducted –– Caught room drama.
6:45 –– Quarter dreck.
Naked Singularity –– Uniquely bad.
John and the Hole –– Don’t dig.
Playing God –– Bruise Almighty.
Notorious Nick –– Under armer.
She Ball –– Loose Cannon.
Swan Song –– Kiss-off death.
Annette –– Loss.
Escape from Mogadishu –– African scream.
Lucky –– Not if you're watching this.
Blackpink: The Movie –– Bubble teen.
Whirlybird –– Rotor ruder.
Spoof of the film Jungle Cruise with the lead characters of Frank and Lily, played by Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt, appearing in a parody of Popeye entitled Poprock as they beat up a boa constrictor.Jungle Cruise –– Amazon crime.
Stillwater –– Runs shallow.
The Green Knight –– Gawain for broke.
Nine Days –– New age slaves.
The Evening Hour –– Dusk buster.
Ride the Eagle –– Soar spots.
Lorelei –– Criminal lure.
Fully Realized Humans –- Will avoid.
Twist –– Artful todger.
Tailgate –– Bumper crap.
Never Gonna Snow Again –– Thaw loser.
Enemies of the State –– Hack snore.
Old –– Spites.
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins –– Craps out.
Joe Bell –– Lowest rung.
How It Ends –– Mercifully.
Once I Was Engaged –– Fiancee Mcshmiancee.
Danny. Legend. God. –– Dummy God.
The Comeback Trail –– Back stabber.
Midnight in the Switchgrass –– Blade off.
Settlers –– Wouldn’t settle for this.
Broken Diamonds –– Diamonds dog.
Welcome to Smelliville –– Nobody nose.
Enormous: The Gorge Story –– Gaping whole.
Charlatan –– Faker heights.
Mandibles –– Fly spec script.
Eyimofe (This Is My Desire) –– Lagos blocks.
Ailey –– Alvin and the cheap drunks.
Val –– Choice Kilmer.
Fear and Loathing in Aspen –– Thompson repeating riffle.
Space Jam: A New Legacy –– Basket heaving.
Pig –– Solemn man grunty.
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions –– No, wade out.
Gunpowder Milkshake –– Sparks explosive diarrhea.
Great White –– Shark weak.
Die in a Gunfight –– Pistol wimped.
Out of Death –– They seem to have plenty.
Mama Weed –– Toke is cheap.
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish –– What’s up, Pussycats?
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain –– Weary coyote.
No Ordinary Man –– No man's band.
The Hidden Life of Trees –– Sappy.
The Boys in Red Hats –– MAGA cheese.
Fin –– In French sense?
The Sleepless Unrest –– Hits the snooze bottom.
Black Widow –– Natasha and bore us.
The Nest –– Crawl daddy.
Meander –– Woolly maze.
Dachra –– Canned Tunis.
Scales –– The depths.
Summertime –– Corn poem.
The Woman Who Ran –– Flee bag.
The Price of Freedom –– Trigger warping.
The Loneliest Whale: The Search for 52 –– Blubbery.
Going Furthur –– Ken queasy.
American 965 –– Flight risk.
The Witches of the Orient –– Volley of the dulls.
Spoof of the film The Boss Baby: Family Business retitled The Bezos Baby showing Jeff Bezos handing the key to Amazon to the The Boss Baby.The Boss Baby: Family Business –– Mewl train.
The Tomorrow War –– Future dense.
The Forever Purge –– Laxative.
Till Death –– Doofus part.
Let Us In –– Keep out!
Fear Street Part 1: 1994 –– Addressed to kill.
First Date –– Meet brute.
The God Committee –– Surgeon destroy.
A Dim Valley –– Chump 'n' dale.
Long Story Short –– Not short enough.
Summer of Soul –– Funk in the sun.
The Phantom –– Menace.
Spoof of the film F9: The Fast Saga entitled The Fart and the Furious 9 as lead cahracter Dom cuts one while driving and his crew all react in horror and try to stick their heads out of the car window.F9: The Fast Saga –– The slow sagger.
I Carry You With Me –– Dud weight.
Lansky –– Not much to a Meyer.
Too Late –– It’s started.
Werewolves Within –– Werewolves without.
My Heart Can’t Beat Until You Tell It To –– Tickety boob.
The Evil Next Door –– Grim neighbors.
Angel –– Dust.
Felix and the Hidden Treasure –– Felix clunker.
The Accidental President –– Trump punch.
Echoes of the Invisible –– ¡Ays! and ears.
Rebel Hearts –– Why aorta…!
Against the Current –– Drowning achievement.
Lourdes –– Miracle wimp.
Spoof of the film The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard with star Salma Hayek firing pistols as she looks down at the two boobs popping out of her shirt –– Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson.The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard –– Takes a bullshit.
A Father’s Legacy –– Son down.
Gaia –– Gaia pierce.
Sweet Thing –– Sugar plops.
Siberia –– Is hotter.
The Serpent –– What?! fang.
The Birthday Cake –– A portion clinic.
Take Back –– If only they would.
Crack House of the Dead –– Crap house.
School’s Out Forever –– After cool program.
Summer of 85 –– Été-otic.
Les Nôtres –– Nôtres dumb.
Sweat –– That bead's all.
Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go For It –– Rita haywire.
The Sparks Brothers –– Sparks and recreation.
Truman & Tennessee: An Intimate Conversation –– Gays slur.
A Crime on the Bayou –– The Creole heave-ho.
Spoof of the film In the Heights with stars Anthont Ramos and Melissa Berrera dancing together as they are about to step on two plantain skins.In the Heights –– Dominican fryer.
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway –– Densest hopper.
The Misfits –– Escape pan.
Censor –– Cutrate.
Occupation: Rainfall –– Drizzle shtick.
Rogue Hostage –– To held and back.
The House Next Door: Meet the Blacks 2 –– Knock off.
12 Mighty Orphans –– Mite, oh my!
Queen Bees –– An old bag.
Sublet –– Low rent.
Holler –– Scrap mettle.
Asia –– Maternity wart.
A Perfect Enemy –– Foe better for worse.
Return to Gorée –– Hard to N’Dour.
Upheaval: The Journey of Menachem Begin –– Begin again.
Spoof of the film The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It with Vera Farmiga as a paranormal investigator horrified by the appearance of Flip Wilson as Geraldine Jones staring into the fires of Hell.The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It –– Hell’s spells.
Carnivores –– Bite me.
Gully –– Bull.
Flashback –– Before and dafter.
Witnesses –– Latter-day feints.
Death in Texas –– Tex addicts.
Hero Mode –– Glower champion.
Grace and Grit –– Disease of the weak.
Under the Stadium Lights –– Bleacher bumps.
Spirit Untamed –– Break rank.
Undine –– Wet nap.
My Tender Matador –– Toro doody.
All Light, Everywhere –– Flashy.
An Impossible Project –– Camera obscurer.
Super Frenchie –– BASE on balls.
The Real Thing –– Untrue confessions.
Spoof of the film Cruella with main character Emma Stone  portrayed as a skunk spraying the title.Cruella –– De Volve.
A Quiet Place Part II –– Heard immunity.
Endangered Species –– Graduates with extinction.
Port Authority –– Terminal.
American Traitor: The Trial of Axis Sally –– Long, small Sally.
Shepherd: The Story of a Jewish Dog –– Kvetch, boy!
Funhouse –– Arcade misfire.
Women –– !
Moby Doc –– Mopey dick.
Ahead of the Curve –– The road lez traveled.
In a drought-like environment Eric Bana holds a stick of Bana Antiperspirant Deoderant above his head and points with his other hand at the title The Dry in the arm pit of his tee shirt.The Dry –– Desiccation row.
Dream Horse –– Gallop pall.
I Carry You With Me –– Gay caballeros.
Milkwater –– The milky waste.
Drunk Bus –– Bum steers.
The Retreat –– Haven forbid.
Seance –– Moan down.
Dementia Part II –– Skulldrudgery.
New Order –– Chuckled decadence.
Bad Tales –– Doi story.
Spring Blossom –– Fleur model.
Into the Darkness –– Danes’ haul days.
When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit –– Loafer’s leap.
Final Account –– Dead to Reich’s.
The New Deal for Artists –– Hit the deco.
Spoof mash-up of the films Army of the Dead and Those Who Wish Me Dead with Dave Bautista as a zombie huinter with his rifle to the undead body of smoke jumper Angelina Jolie.Army of the Dead –– Corporal punishment.
Those Who Wish Me Dead –– Not dead, exactly…
Spiral –– Screwy.
The Djinn –– Rummy.
The Killing of Two Lovers –– Screwicide.
Georgetown –– Washington nits.
Finding You –– Finding yawn.
Riders of Justice –– Doesn’t track.
The Man in The Hat –– Brimming with clichés.
High Ground –– Aboriginal sin.
There Is No Evil –– But there is Bad.
Profile –– In discourage.
The Perfect Candidate –– For recycling bin.

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The Oscar statuette sitting in the first row of a movie theatre shrugs his shoulder as he can't decide who's guilty onscreen in a police lineup: Gary Oldman in Mank, Frances McDormand in Nomadland, the animated character Joe in Soul, Carey Mulligan in Promising Young Woman, Riz Ahmed in Sound of Metal or Yuh-Jung Youn in Minari.WHODAT? JUST OSCAR. 2021

Best Picture Nominees:

The Father –– Forget-me nod.
Judas and the Black Messiah –– Traitor joke.
Mank –– Wank.
Minari –– Farmer in the dull.
Nomadland –– Roamin’ noes.
Promising Young Woman –– Rapier whit.
Sound of Metal –– On blackboard.
The Trial of the Chicago Seven –– Yippie K.O.


Spoof of the film Wrath of Man with a closeup of angry star Jason Statham with steam shooting out of his ears and an egg frying on his hot head.Wrath of Man –– Fury rote.
Here Today –– Gonged tomorrow.
Above Suspicion –– Beneath contempt.
The Paper Tigers –– Dull roar.
Paper Spiders –– Crepey crawly.
The Water Man –– Takes a leak.
Mainstream –– Down your leg.
Benny Loves You –– Benny horror.
Initiation –– Feeble.
Equal Standard –– Par cheesy.
Locked In –– Too closed for comfort.
Mission Stories –– Abort Mission.
Undergods –– Do wha’? deity.
Enfant Terrible –– Reign ‘a wormy Fassbinder.
The Columnist –– Column bind.
The Unthinkable –– Who’d a thunk it?
Emily @ the Edge of Chaos –– Emily posed.
Four Good Days –– Two bad hours.
Percy vs. Goliath –– Percy sludge.
The Virtuoso –– Deft punk.
The Resort –– Stay away.
Triumph –– Palsy woozy.
Golden Arm –– Pin down.
Cliff Walkers –– Ravine lunatics.
Limbo –– Limpo.
About Endlessness –– Tedium rare.
Berlin Alexanderplatz –– Splatz.
Dope is Death –– Then this is dope.
Mortal Kombat –– Ham to ham.
The Asset –– Asset trips.
Together Together
–– Out of joint.
The Space Between –– Which is empty.
Trigger Point –– Give the finger.
Wildcat –– Claw enforcement.
Sweet River –– Float and eddy.
Bloodthirsty –– Maw and paw.
Unearth –– Put back in.
The Deep Ones –– Shallow Hell.
Wet Season –– One damp thing after another.
Demon Slayer -Kimetsu No Yaiba- The Movie: Mugen Train –– Like the title says.
My Wonder Wanda –– Wanda version.
Street Gang: How We Got to Sesame Street –– Remember the Elmo.
Tiny Tim: King for a Day –– March of the falsetto.
8 Billion Angels –– Passing fancy.
Spoof of the film Gunda with the title sow facing off with the movie pig Babe like Godzilla vs. Kong under the the title Gunda vs. Babe.Gunda –– Sow-sow.
In the Earth –– Bury it.
Vanquish –– Beaten down.
Night of the Sicario –– or You Can’t Trademark Nouns Even in Spanish.
The Rookies –– Rook us.
Jakob’s Wife –– Jakob’s sadder.
For the Sake of Vicious –– Hope he likes it.
Monday –– Week kneed.
We Broke Up –– The minute they opened their mouths.
Beast Beast –– Worst worst.
Hope –– Not.
Kenny Scharf: When Worlds Collide –– Scharf-witted.
Spoof of the film Assault on VA-33 with star Sean Patrick Flanery holding a spurting blood transfusion tube and tapping his head with his semiautomatic pistol under the tagline Could've Had a VA.Assault on VA-33 –– Vet work.
Voyagers –– Null, Voyagers.
Held –– In contempt.
My True Fairytale –– True blew.
Slalom –– Off ski.
The Tunnel –– Of hate.
Moffie –– Floppy and Moffie.
Giants Being Lonely –– No biggie.
Looking for a Lady With Fangs and a Mustache –– Nepal twister.
As Luck Would Have It –– Flat chance.
Spoof of the film Godzilla vs. Kong with the title monsters having a thumb war being won by King Kong who grunts,  "Aw, nobody told reptile-breath about opposable thumbs!'Godzilla vs. Kong –– Won’t you, behemoth neighbor?
Shiva Baby –– Wake until dark.
Every Breath You Take –– Suck it up.
Say Your Prayers –– And you might be spared this.
Funny Face –– Mask hysteria.
The Unholy –– Mess.
The Boonies –– Made by baboonies.
Space Dogs: Tropical Adventure –– Hit paws.
The Girl Who Believes in Miracles –– Thinks this will flop.
Violet Evergarden: The Movie –– Violet begets violence.

Nobody –– No, buddy.
The Toll –– Easy pass.
The Vault –– Combination lack.
Six Minutes to Midnight –– Brit blocks.
The Seventh Day –– Give it a rest.
First Signal –– On the blinker.
Senior Moment –– Senile biter.
Shoplifters of the World –– Klepto abysmal.
Mystery of the Kingdom of God –– Jesus Christ, alrighty?
Francesco –– Pope innocent?
Tina –– Turner for the worse.
Kuessipan –– Canada dry heave.


Spoof of the film Zack Snyder's Justice League entitled Darksnyde vs. Josser with the two directors of the film, Joss Whedon and Zack Snyder, appear as villains the Joker and Darkseid.Zack Snyder’s Justice League –– Ouchy DC.
The Courier –– Doc block.
The Heiress –– Will call.
City of Lies –– No Biggie.
Happily –– Never after.
Doors –– Slam.
Last Call –– Cut to the chaser.
Phobias –– Afraid so.
Dark State –– Turn out the lights.
Enforcement –– Cops, some Zs.
Food Club –– Pruned Danish.
Wojnarowicz –– AIDS is enough.
Spoof of the film Cosmic Sin with lazy star Bruce Willis hanging from a tree limb like a sloth while being filmed by a crew.Cosmic Sin –– Tabooboo.
Long Weekend –– Blown kisses.
Insight –– A riot.
Come True –– False positive.
Honydew –– Honey, don’t.
The Waiting –– Patient pending.
Dutch –– Go, Dutch!
Trust –– Inspires none.
Abandoned: Angelique’s Isle –– Maroon dive.
The Human Voice –– Butt heard.
Lamb of God: The Concert Film –– Agonies day.
Dark Web: Cicada 3301 –– Sick a' dat.
Still Life in Lodz –– Lodz, you be my neighbor.
Spoof of Raya and the Last Dragon with the title character in the pose of Elle Wood with her dragon Sisu on a leash under the title Legally Bland.Raya and the Last Dragon –– Raya’s Hell.
Chaos Walking –– Stumble bum.
Coming 2 America –– Point of no return.
The Spongebob Movie: Sponge on the Run –– Sponge unworthy.
Sophie Jones –– Sophie: love seat.
My Salinger –– Zany and Phooey.
Pixie –– Dust.
Boogie –– Noogie.
The Winter Lake –– Cuts no ice.
Sometime Other Than Now –– Later hosin’.
Son –– Belt.
Dreamcatcher –– Black sleep of the family.
The Devil Below –– Tush of evil.
The Truffle Hunters –– Hog mild.
Stray –– Stray bullshit.
F.T.A. –– Nam de guerre.
Gustave Stickley: American Craftsman –– Prickley.
Spoof poster for the film Tom and Jerry with the cartoon looking scared as he sticks out his tongue and Tom Holland as the bank-robbing lead character from Cherry is standing on it pointing a pistol between his eyes.Tom and Jerry –– Cat scant.
Cherry –– Bust Cherry.
The Father –– Forget-me nod.
Crisis –– Mold.
My Zoe –– Zoe tropes.
The United States vs. Billie Holiday –– Lady stinks, the blues.
The Killing of Two Lovers –– Stunned double.
Vigil –– Anti.
Night of the Kings –– Keister the kingdom.
Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry –– Lack of the Eilish.
Spoof of the film Nomadland with star Frances McDormand as a homeless lady pushing a cart loaded with bags through the desert as she talks incoherently.Nomadland –– Roamin’ noes.
Blithe Spirit –– Blight spirit.
Joe Bell –– Pea’s prize.
Silk Road –– High in plain site.
Body Brokers –– Junkie heap.
Burn It All –– Starting with the sets!
Paranormal Prison –– Scars and bars.
The Violent Heart –– Clinch mob.
Days of the Bagnold Summer –– Mother humpher.
Jumbo –– Buggy ride.
Sin –– Sistine scandals.
Truth to Power –– Huffy metal.
Spoof of the film Judas and the Black Messiah with Fred Hampton (Daniel Kaluuya) stretching to reach for his beret which is being held aloft in the clenched power fist of the taller Bill O'Neal (LaKeith Stanfield.)Judas and the Black Messiah –– Traitor joke.
Minari –– Farmer in the dull.
The Mauritanian –– Detention venter.
Land –– With a thud.
French Exit –– Any porte in a storm.
The World to Come –– Petticoat junk. Shun.
Music –– Hum-job.
Lapsis –– In judgment.
Cowboys –– And/or girls.
Willy’s Wonderland –– Doesn’t give me Willy’s.
Fear of Rain –– Drops off.
Adverse –– I am.
Dead Pigs –– Oink blot.
Twilight’s Kiss
–– Apt original title: Suk Suk.
Show Me What You Got –– Can’t just be this.
Meltdown –– Go with the floe.
Spoof of the film Little Fish with the lead characters  Jude (Jack O'Connell) and Emma (Olivia Cooke) upside down with their heads in matching goldfish bowls.Little Fish –– In a big bomb.
Palmer –– Con descension.
Falling –– Flop doodle.
Minimata –– Mini matter.
Son of the South –– Klan getaway.
The Wanting Mare –– You'll be wanting more.
The Right One –– Ox beau incident.
The Reckoning –– Every witch way.
Reunion –– Out of joined.
Red Woods –– Root awakening.
The Mimic –– Stunted double.
Two of Us –– Ohhh… pair.
Rams –– Butt holes.
Dara of Jasenovac –– Serb as a guinea pig.
Earwig and the Witch –– Potion sickness.
Heartworn Highways –– More heart worm.
A Glitch in the Matrix –– Redress code.
Woman in Motion –– Uhuru the day.
M.C. Escher: Journey to Infinity –– Optical allusions.
Spoof of the film The Little Things with Denzel Washington's policeman character Joe Deacon picking 'little things' out of the greasy hair of Jared Leto's suspected serial killer Albert Sparma.The Little Things –– Nit knack.
Supernova –– The Firth of froth.
Breaking News in Yuba County –– And wind.
Saint Maud –– Maudlin.
The Night –– Distended stay.
Wrong Turn –– If you entered theatre.
Caged –– Can of worm.
Aliens, Clowns & Geeks –– Strange into lewd.
Haymaker –– Punchy.
Dear Comrades! –– The spasibo effect.
True Mothers –– Maternity. Leave.
Spoof of the film Locked Down with Anne Hathaway and Chiwetel Ejiofor wearing face masks as they steal Clean Getaway Hand Sanitizer on a TV screen as Josef the Affenpinscher and critic E. Basil St. Blaise watch with their face masks covering their eyes.Locked Down –– Quarantoon.
American Skin –– Thin Skin.
Our Friend –– Unfriend.
Baby Done –- Baby dumb.
No Man’s Land –– Grody to the Mex.
Brothers by Blood –– Type ‘Oh, negative!’
Psycho Goreman –– Roger, Goreman.
Atlantis –– Sinks without trace.
Identifying Features –– Facile recognition.
Spoor –– Loser.
Preparations to be Together For an Unknown Period of Time
–– More pretentious than the title.
You Will Die at Twenty –– Minutes in.
Notturno –– False notte.
Spoof of the film The Marksman with star Liam Neeson shooting himself in the foot.The Marksman –– A sorry sight.
The Dig –– You won’t.
Skyfire –– Lava's sleep.
Butchers –– Meatier shower.
Bloody Hell –– Pique à boo.
Beyond Hell –– Aghast leak.
The Bid –– Bars tools.
My Little Sister –– Sis dumb analysis.
The White Tiger –– Drive scam.
MLK/FBI –– King’s ransom.
Some Kind of Heaven –– Dorky Heaven.
Film About a Father Who –– Daughter in awe.
Acasa, My Home –– Acasa is not su casa.
Spoof of the film Redemption Day where the main characters, a wife kidnapped by terrorists and the Marine husband looking to rescue her, are sinking in a sand pit marked JANUARY, the month when bad movies are released.Redemption Day –– Irredeemable.
Stars Fell on Alabama –– But not this movie.
Average Joe –– Well below.
If Not Now, When? –– Never.
The Devil’s Light –– In his loafers.
The Wrong Fiancé –– Marry, marry, quite contrary.
Zombie Bro –– Plaguemate.
The Reason I Jump –– Skip.

 

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